it’s saturday, everything is on the table!
the only thing better than snuggling a pillow is snuggling a hamburger 🍔 #throwback
hmmm, should i pack a speedo or shorts? 🌴
unless you have a fire hose you may as well throw in the towel! #stinkwins
i’m looking for an armrest that maximizes chest support!
satchmo insists on the buddy-system, even just to pee in the yard! 👯♂️ @satchmo_thebasset
this is a saturday kind of stick!
little tighter... ok, stop! perfect. now don’t move for the next 8 hours. 💤
in many cultures, basset hounds are referred to as “bed gators” 🐊 #fact #themoreyouknow
sure santa, i could learn to be good, but you could learn some forgiveness!! 🎅🏼
found my dream home, now i just need to secure financing... 🏠
get the sleigh! i’m heading to the @toronto_humane_society with toys and a donation of $3,500 from my 2019 calendar sales! ❤️ thanks to all who purchased!
you don’t want to mess with us man, we crazy! 🐵🐶 #flashback
who’s looking for a goon for their team? 🏒
wait, camouflage doesn’t work in the snow?!?! ❄️
on sundays i practice my sass face for monday! #prepare
slept a little funny on my ear last night...
on mondays i’m a bowl half empty kinda guy. 😒
you’re not relaxing hard enough unless people have to check if you’re still alive 💤 #deantips
humans, hurry up and put some sunscreen on mr. pig! 🐷
sorry i’m swamped with back-to-back naps for the the rest of the day! 📞 #tbt
sooo, who else’s ears absorb water and become 200% heavier when it’s raining? ☔️
monday, this spit bubble is for you!
if you climb to the top of a mountain you can wave your butt as a flag! #deantips
ugh gross! nothing worse than the freshly showered scent. 🛁
i think that ear-growth super serum is really working! #throwback
mondays are tough but you gotta stick with it!
nature is beautiful but provides little in the way of butt cushions! 🌲
cradling requires two-handed butt support! 🍑 #deantips
huuuuumans, my pillows fell off the couch again! #sendhelp