#fbf James (my three-year-old) continues to dominate the craft of photography with this flawless portrait of me at the Met a few weeks ago. His process: “Ready, Mom? Smile. Say cheese. Do you want to see it?” 📷 😊 🧀 🏆
Is anyone else sick of #summerfridays getting all the glory? #summersaturdays, here I am!!!(Yes that is a Scranton/Wilkes-Barre RailRiders hat ⚾️)
What are @kenanthompson and I holding in this photo? Homemade candy gifts from a #MatchGame contestant, or tiny show business awards? Only one way to find out! Watch #MatchGame tonight at 10/9c on ABC!
WHAT ELSE YOU GOT, America?! I guest judge TONIGHT on #AGT at 8pm/7pm central on @nbc....do not miss this!!!
** new haircut alert ** #GuyBayo
That is a WRAP on filming the #unbreakablekimmyschmidt interactive special! 💖💛💖💛Coming to you in 2020 #bestcrew #bestgueststars #bestmantelhorses
7 years ago today I made the biggest mistake of my life: getting married in New York City on the hottest day of the year. But I also made the best decision of my life bc the person I married was @michael.koman. Happy Anniversary, Bug! ❤️ (photo by @daverobbinsphotography)
Still. Got. It.✌️ #unbreakablekimmyschmidt #interactivefeature #hotpinkpants
Happy 4th, America! Here’s to the good ole red, white, and blue (aka my legs). 🇺🇸🦵🇺🇸
Guys! #mysquirreldays is out and its cover is softer than ever! Get your paperback copy TODAY wherever books are sold. My out-of-focus mouth and nose not included.
Happy #pride to NYC and all over the world!! #loveislove #pridenyc ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
Happy Birthday to the only woman who would do an involved Lizzie Borden photo shoot with me, no questions asked. 💖🍰💖 The beautiful brilliant @mindykaling!!!!!!!!
My new standing Friday date night
Happy Father’s Day to all the strong dads out there today! And most of all to my own Dad, who — and this is not an exaggeration — is the very best Dad on the planet. (Other than my husband, Michael, but Michael is my son’s dad — not mine.) #TwoBestDads
....aaaand that’s a WRAP!!! On one day of filming #unbreakablekimmyschmidt interactive feature together. So much more to come! 💖💛💖
Well what have we here in my grubby little hands?! The PAPERBACK of my book!!! Get YOUR grubby little hands on #mysquirreldays in paperback JULY 2 wherever books are sold. 🐿 🐿 🐿
May 22: I played Gloria in All in the Family. June 9: St. Louis Blues play 🎶 Gloria 🎶 when THEY WIN THEIR FIRST STANLEY CUP TONIGHT 💙🔥💙🔥💙🔥💙🔥💙 #goblues #proudstlouisan #gloriagloriagloria
Thank you @livekellyandryan for having me this morning!! I loved chatting about #TheSecretLifeOfPets2 which is IN THEATERS TODAY and also loved your backstage snacks. What a treat! 💖💖
Hello!! First costume fitting for #unbreakablekimmyschmidt Interactive Special today! We are alive, dammit! #netflix
Today I had the honor of being the Class Day speaker for @princeton’s Great Class of 2019!!! I also have officially become their HONORARY CLASS MEMBER. This means not only am I young again, but I am beyond indebted to these fantastic, kind, hard-working graduates. Thank you for the warmest welcome ever. And thank you in advance for going out into the world and fixing it. (Special shout-outs to Chris Umanzor, Susan Liu, Nicole Kalhorn, Carly Bonnet, Chelsea Ng, Kauribel Javier, Peyton Lawrenz, Ling Ritter, Jordan Salama, Chris Kellogg-Peeler, Maya Aronoff, Tom Dunne, and President Eisgruber.) (And my mom and husband, who helped me write my speech.) GO TIGERS!!!! 🐅🐯🐅🐯🐅
This story makes me so, so happy. An 8-way tie! These kids are no joke! Congratulations to Rishik, Erin, Saketh, Shruthika, Sohum, Abhijay, Christopher, and Rohan on CO-WINNING the #scrippsnationalspellingbee. The event actually RAN OUT OF challenging words to give you cause you were too good!!! 👏👏👏 (photo @nytimes)
Me and my Hump Day crew!! #FYC #UCB #unbreakablekimmyschmidt
When I get to sit in the same room as Woody Harrelson, Wanda Sykes, and Jamie Foxx, I make sure to stick myself into a dark corner like a piece of old luggage. And it’s all happening again TONIGHT when @abcnetwork re-airs #allinthefamily and #thejeffersons @ 8pm ET!!!
We just had our FINAL dress rehearsal for #LiveInFrontOfAStudioAudience and I do not want to spoil any costumes, hairstyles, or set design, so I’ll just post this peanut butter cake from craft service. Cause, just like this cake, this show is A TREAT. Also like this cake, this show should be GOBBLED UP. But most of all like this cake, this show WILL LEAVE YOU FEELING HAPPY, ALIVE, AND ENERGIZED. Watch tomorrow, Wed 5/22, LIVE on @abcnetwork @ 8pm ET / 7pm Central!!!
Rehearsals for Norman Lear’s “All in the Family” and “The Jeffersons” LIVE RE-STAGING have begun!!! Watch this Wednesday @ 8pm/7pm central LIVE on @abcnetwork. I’M GLORIA BABES
Um, we don’t do Mondays. #CarolKane #Me #NotMondays
Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms, stepmoms, moms-in-law, grandmas, babysitters, caregivers, aunts, sisters, and every lady who helps take care of our kids. It certainly does take a village 😊 Thank goodness #femalesarestrongashell! (And the happiest day of all to my own Mom, who just so happens to be the very best Mom in the world. ❤️)
My two-year-old just took this picture of me and not only is it the best picture of me, ever, but yes, on Saturday nights we sit around and I make my two-year-old take pictures of me ✌️
Bordering on dangerously cool
Thank you @fordhamuniversity and @fordham_cab for a wonderful evening of conversation and light drizzle last night! A special shout-out to Maddie for this beautiful portrait. I am a Ram now?! 🐏
ECSTATIC to be a part of this!!!! Wednesday May 22 LIVE on ABC. 🤗
Here’s a photo of Georgia Engel and me, taken when she guest starred on The Office in 2012. I was so fortunate to be able to work with her. She was even polite when I served her boiled Gatorade :) One of the funniest people on TV and the stage, ever, and also one of the kindest. ❤️
Kicking off the weekend with my favorite exercise of all: the selfie! 😂😂😂
We have fun. #NationalSiblingDay (and the back of a cousin’s head)
CONGRATULATIONS to the national treasure that is @kathielgifford. Kathie Lee, thank you for being such a bright light and a personal inspiration. I will miss seeing you on my TV every morning. Sending you love and hugs!!! 💖💖💖
A HUGE congrats to my character, unbreakable Kimberly Cougar Schmidt, on her debut novel!!!! #TheLegendsOfGreemulax available TODAY wherever books are sold. With special thanks to @sarahmlynowski, #TinaFey, #RobertCarlock, @scardinoandsons, and #SamMeans for their help with writing. Proceeds go to #PreventChildAbuseAmerica. Go #kimmyschmidt go!! 💖💪💖💪💖💪💖💪💖
Flowers! Today! NYC! You can’t make this stuff up!!! 🤗🤗🤗
Nobody makes me laugh harder than this person. And I GET TO BE ON HER SHOW TONIGHT!!!! No biggie!!!! #athomewithamysedaris tonight 10/9c @trutv 🙌🙌🙌
Celebrating the first day of Spring and all its vibrant, dazzling colors!!! 🌷🌼🌷🌸