My blushing bride.
The first time I performed in Atlantic City I saw a pigeon steal a little kids hot dog. Or did I see kid steal a pigeon’s hot dog? Either way, I love performing at the @borgataac . Be there Saturday. Different material than #QUALITYTIME Amazon special. Tix at JimGaffigan.com
Today I think I talked to every reporter in Canada 🇨🇦 about #QUALITYTIME streaming on @amazonprimevideo . Link in bio or go to Primevideo.com in 🇨🇦 or 200 other countries. If not a PRIME member, sign up for the free trial.
Loving all the comments from people outside the US who have watched #QUALITYTIME on @amazonprimevideo . (Link in bio)You can always sign up for a free trial of Prime. Swipe right to see upcoming international shows including a bunch of shows added in Canada 🇨🇦
Even when I was a little kid, hats didn’t fit.
What do you mean you haven’t watched QUALITY TIME on @amazonprimevideo ? The link is my bio. Pic of cat that looks like me angry from @pompous.albert
Thanks for everyone who watched #QualityTime on @PrimeVideo worldwide. I’m curious, what was your favorite bit/joke/chunk? Reminder: If you aren’t a Prime Member you can sign up for a free trial. amzn.to/2YBU1HU (link in bio)
Finally made placement above a urinal in Barcelona restaurant. (Not pictured urinal)
All of these on Netflix. #NobleApe on Amazon & iTunes. #QualityTime coming soon exclusively to PrimeVideo. Touring with all new material #Secrets&Pies. I love you. Link in bio
NEED SUGGESTIONS: I’m doing shows this week & next in Barcelona, Madrid, Prague & Budapest. If you’ve been and have any suggestions on things I must see, do or eat, please let me know.
I’m so impressed by this @uswnt !!! Repost @uswnt with @get_repost ・・・ One More. LFG.#OneNationOneTeam
Me: Patrick, put on your life preserver. Patrick:
I’m so excited about my shows next week in Barcelona & Madrid. The following week in Prague & Budapest. Other international shows in November. Link in bio.
My dearest 🇨🇦 I love thee. Happy #canadaday .
Why do people spend so much money to get bug bites, sleep uncomfortably, and not shower?
#tbt #thatchampionshipseason #broadway
Children love bowling 🎳
Me: You can have anything for dinner. My 15 year old:
Here is a pic of me eating a salad last night. You can tell I really enjoyed it.
Bethesda, Chicago, Dallas, Berkeley & San Francisco this Friday @beingfrankfilm Still in NYC & LA
Wow #CursedChildNYC was truly amazing. I’m completely blown away by the entire thing. This enormous brilliant cast is insanely talented and kind. They even sang happy birthday to Mikey. I can’t wait to come back with my son Jack. This is a show a dad needs to bring his son to. @hpplayus
Can’t believe Mikey turns 8 today. Time flies
IRELAND 🇮🇪- 2 shows this July in Letterkenny and Dublin as part of Vodafone Comedy Festival. Other international shows this summer in Madrid, Barcelona, Prague & Budapest. In November Riga, Tallinn, Warsaw, Vienna, Lisbon & Casablanca. Link in bio
CHICAGO 5th and final show at @chicagotheatre is now available for preorder. PW BACON. What a wonderful thoughtful gift that would be for your dear old Dad for #Fathersday. If your dad selfishly doesn’t live in Chicago there are these other shows you can buy him tickets too.
Boston, Ann Arbor and Milwaukee I'm doing three special shows. A portion of tickets include an autographed copy of @Jeanniegaffigan's new book #WhenLIfeGivesYouPears. Presale starts 10am locally. PW: PEARS. https://jimgaffigan.com/tour-dateshttps://jimgaffigan.com/tour-dates
Los Angeles! Tonight there are sneak peek screenings and Q&A’s of @beingfrankfilm with me & @loganmiller. Maybe @alex.karpovsky and Wilford Brimley will be there. To be clear Wilford is not in the movie but does mispronounces diabetes. NYC sneak peeks on Thursday. @beingfrankfilm opens in NYC & LA on Friday. Link in bio
NYC LINK IN BIO
Good news! Not only can give your father tickets to one of my all new Secrets & Pies Tour show but you can also give him apparel with one of my jokes on it. Children seen in these photos not included in the purchase unless it’s a good deal. Link in bio
When you grab stuff you printed from the printer and realize your son is actually Captain America!
BROOKLYN!! I’m in ABOVE THE SHADOWS (@ats_movie) which is the opening film for this years @brooklynfilmfest. Tickets are now on sale. I sadly will be in San Francisco but go. ABOVE THE SHADOWS will open in theaters and VOD on 7/19/19
Found this photo of my great grandfather with @ethanhawke ‘s great grandfather. #tesla #georgewestinghouse
Special presale in Chicago (#4), Orlando & Reno 10am locally. Password Bacon. Other shows presently onsale... San Francisco & San Diego, CA Sioux Falls, SD Wisconsin Dells, WI Barcelona & Madrid, Espana Prague, Czech Republic Budapest, Hungary Letterkenny, Ireland Toledo, OH Norfolk & Richmond, VA Springfield, MO & Wichita, KS Memphis, TN Shelbyville, DE & Atlantic City, NJ Hyannis, MA & Boston, MA Chicago (3rd show Added) Reno Thackerville Riga Talinn Warsaw Vienna Lisbon Casablanca West Palm Beach Orlando Miami Estero Jacksonville Tampa
When you are so excited to work on a movie with such a great script and a talented cast, you don’t care that production got your character’s name wrong on the call sheet. #georgewestinghouse
My son Mikey’s plant needs all our prayers. I’m pretty sure the blue straw should be prosecuted at a later date.
Why is kid energy always loud? . . . . . . . #mondaymotivation
NYC, LA & Chicago come to one of the sneak peek Q&As for @BeingFrankFilm . I’ll be your best friend. (Link in bio) https://jimgaffigan.com
I'll be performing in all these great cities this year so hope to see you at one of them. Get your tickets today at JimGaffigan.com/tour-dates or link in bio.
CHICAGO - Tomorrow I’m doing a screening and Q&A for #lightfromlight the closing night film for The Chicago Critics Film Festival @musicboxchicago . Tickets available at Musicboxtheatre.com/films/light-from-light
One of the many reasons I am a proud Region Rat.