You don’t think...
They (moms) grow up so fast.
Follow your dreams and you’ll never work a day in your life.
John Mulaney: A Mood
Why not go big??
Don’t know what’s scarier: if this is a true story, or if Anthony Jeselnik took the time to imagine this.
Let your star sign be your guide.
Kids are cool but have you tried sleeping in?
Comedians in Cars Finding Father Figures.
We love a twist ending.
We’ll start: Little Denny Doo Dinkins, Shirley Cratsworth Shane, Tiny Dinky Daffy.
Gay weddings aside, this registry WILL be at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Seconds after saying “I won’t tell anyone, I swear.”
Janelle James: Into the Multiverse
Where the sad bitches at?
Ok do they make Band-Aids for sick burns??
Ok who’s getting completely loose tonight?
Kale is a gateway drug.
The Hangover is now streaming so it’s *basically* illegal not to watch it.
Where my old souls at?? 🙋♀️
Ok don’t lie you would watch.
We figured out comedians' astrological signs and honestly it explains so much??
Be warned: eventually you WILL be invited out for a cold one.
Pool Daddy til Monday or bust 🔥
A Jerry — Garry, Larry? — Terry for all seasons.
We know you keep dying but TEXT US BACK!
Some people have pictures of their kids in their wallets but we have...
30 minutes or less or your money back!
Ok but we’re still swiping right...
Friends don’t let friends CALL EACH OTHER!!
What you don’t realize is that “stuff” is “hard.”
“I don’t care for fall.”
We’ll start: Bubble bubble bath 🛁
This is why Toby loves Olive Garden.
Oh we’re definitely not going to The Good Place.
We’ll never unsee it.
Incredible to see people coming together like this.
We stan every Stanley.
Croissants are good for you, pass it on.
It took years to find two ferns, but we finally did it.
“That’s what she said” doesn’t count.