Sending out love to the moms shaming me for doing standup last night! #tinystairs #schumerpumprules pic by @mofischhh
Milf alert 1 o’clock
Ok here’s my post baby annoying post and my takeaway from pregnancy. Women are the shit. Men are cool and whatever but women are fucking warriors and capable of anything. I was lucky enough to get to have a doula. Her name @domino_kirke @carriagehousebirth what do doulas do? I don’t totally know But what she did was make me and Chris feel totally secure and supported throughout my pregnancy and the birth process. I really recommend getting one if you can. Doctor Brill and all the nurses and pediatricians at Lenox Hill and all the other hospitals i spent time in this year, thank you for everything. I did Pilates with strong women and went for walks. I threw up violently and felt sick mostly every day of my pregnancy. Hyperemesis is real and it’s awful. But fuck, what they say is true. The second you give birth it’s gone. @hgmoms has the best research I found on the condition The only thing that helped me with my nausea was products from @thelordjones I learned that globally 1 in 5 births take place without the assistance of a skilled birth attendant. @everymomcounts is a great place to donate $250 equips a midwife with a bag of medical equipment needed to provide care to hundreds of women and babies in Guatemala. All my friends. Friends I’ve had for 30 years or people who encouraged me to “keep going” or telling me “it will be worth it”. Thank you. Every woman I encountered is so willing to help and advise you and I felt all their strength. And you were right. Thank you ladies from my family. Chris, Gene and of course Tatiana #titsleaking #wearingadiaper
New kid, who dis?
Gene Attell Fischer And his dad Chris. 🥰
10:55 pm last night. Our royal baby was born.
Met look this year. Last night on the way to the hospital 👠
Hey! We love @chancetherapper and hate to be the ones to tell him that Wendys is the only fast food chain refusing to protect farmworker women from sexual assault and rape in the fields. This is true. Please read that sentence again. Message for the people in charge: Instead of spicy nuggets, we want food that is harvested with dignity NOT violence. Please join the @fairfoodprogram and #BoycottWendys link in my bio of how you can help. Also we are having a boy. 🥳
Oh yeah does it feel to everyone like I’ve been pregnant for a long time? It must be getting annoying to you all that I’m still pregnant Well imagine how I feel mother fuckers!!!!!! #soblessed #hatemondaysloveweekendstho
Amy Schumer And Chris Fischer set pulses racing while the heavily pregnant Schumer flaunts her growing bump. Amy is still pregnant and puking because money rarely goes to medical studies for women such as hyperemesis or endometriosis and instead goes to things like dicks not getting hard enough or old guys who want harder dicks. 👴 👍🏼🤮
The book #expectingbetter by @profemilyoster got me through pregnancy. It is a fact and statistic based look at pregnancy. She is an economist at Brown University. Her follow up book #cribsheet is about children from birth to preschool. I am so grateful for her work.
Happy 4-20 to all the expectant mothers out there. 🥳
Here we go guys. Last one. Amazing working with everyone.
“Why did you let me wear this to Coachella?!”
Tbt 3am penn station pizza with the girls who are still my best friends to this day Caroline is missing from this pic.
Chris got this of Tati today
I love this new book for sale by the incredible Alice Tapper! Keep raising your hands!
Thanks for posting @autism_journey yesterday was #autismawarenessday in our experience receiving a diagnosis of ASD was in NO WAY BAD NEWS. It was empowering and exciting to have answers and be given tools to move forward. Receiving the diagnosis and the information that came with it was affirming and we are both so grateful. Some people are confused and their instinct was to say “I’m so sorry”. Sorry for what? My husband is my absolute favorite person. Do you hear that @kimcaramele (my sister) I wouldn’t change him. Not one bit. He is creative, funny, brilliant, brave and I admire him more than anyone. I hope our perspective is any way helpful. 🥳👍🏼👊🏼😻
Met this little honey baby today. Chris and I got some practice in. Thanks Pete and Jess. We love you!!baby Syd!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Happy #transgenderdayofvisibility I see you. I love you. I am lucky to have some friends who are trans and they are human being who deserve every single right everyone else has. Let’s keep fighting and loving 🥰
Feeling strong and beautiful today #didntpuke
Heading into this weekend like
In New Orleans at my fav restaurant @pascalsmanale they have headshots all over the walls, most of them from decades ago. My husband, to fuck with me, snuck a picture he took of me the one time we ever went golfing. I am 6 months pregnant and we purposely dressed like the worst assholes possible. I signed it (to be a good sport) they hung it in arguably the most visible spot in the restaurant.
Honey babies this was a fake bump over my real bump but everyone thought it was real! Did you see my @netflixisajoke special #GROWING Fav part?
Thanks for having me on @latenightseth and I’m so thrilled that so many publications had women write reviews for my special! 👊🏼💪🏾Chris and I are overwhelmed but the love and support from this special. I’m so grateful and proud as hell. Thank you for posting about it! I’m reading them all! Thanks for my makeup @andrea_tiller and my hair @cailenoble and my dress @chloehartstein and the costume dept for my fake bump!
My special #GROWING is available starting at midnight tonight! Thanks to the editors @kellylyonedit and @cplatas - assistant editor. @florianballhaus the DP @ryanecunningham for all post work. @rayangry for the incredible music @berniekaminski for line producing. @marcusraboydirector for watching my back while I was on stage. @tomlappinn for his camera work @kimmykuppkakes for hair @andrea_tiller for makeup @hatchgal for my dress. All the local Chicago crew from the camera ops to the PAs. Stage manager. @513designstudio for the set!Lighting design by Robert Peterson. Prompter. Everything ran so smooth! Catering to ushers. To the great audience and the people of Chicago. I am very proud of my work on this as the director and that my production company produced this. It was hard work and i was sick and pregnant. Thanks for believing i could do it @netflixisajoke Especially Robbie Lisa and Grig and Ted! Thanks @miacomedy and @janellejamescomedy for getting the crowd right. Thanks berk! Thanks to @mugsykane and @kimcaramele and @mofischhh for helping me every step of the way and telling me if my jokes sucked and slowly manipulating me into doing it at a gorgeous theater instead of a little club. @chicagotheatre is astounding. But more than anyone and im assuming no one is reading this anymore. But thank you to my husband, Chris who has kept me going during this pregnancy. His willingness and desire to be open with the world about himself and our marriage is courageous and beautiful. He makes me laugh more than anyone and he laughs at me more than anyone. I am more than grateful to have found such an amazing partner and best friend. I’m shocked. I didn’t think this love was out there for me. But it was and it is and I can’t wait to spend my life with you and our growing family. This special is dedicated to my friend @clubsodakenny son Doug and to our new baby who will be joining us very very soon.
My grandpa, “Poppie” We were crazy about each other. He fought in WWII and was the Leader of the Marine Corps dance band! That’s how he met my grandma who we called Gaga, she was an airplane mechanic in the marines and sang in the band! #tbt