I said i would never screenshot a tweet yet here we are!!!!
NEW CAREER HIGH!!!!!!!!!! Dont take it otherwise!!!
My lyft driver is all about that neck
Looking for experienced ghost hunters in the BK or NYC area, please DM me if you fit this description!!!
Both ends of this banana are bottom ends, you can be whatever you wanna be
i mean why not
Is this your bag? Why not
Tae Kwon Do is also offered at the hotel
This was an honor. jenny’s book is everything, and explains, among other things, why platforms like this one are hell. I understand the irony of posting this here, but read THE BOOK.
when you’ve made it as a hazardous internet trend
something about the infrastructure here is troubling
A bodega just gave me this napkin, what a way to find out!!!
Tonipeeeee!! That’s right with a p for patootie. With impeccably delightful guest host @joshgondelman!!
I saw so many incredible shows this weekend, please go see (if you still can) or support these genuine artistes! Swipe to see closeups. Clockwise: 1) @nickvatterott, this was a taping so one day you will see the tape but he is so inventive & playful with form & impossibly funny, you must get his album 2) A Strange Loop, written by Michael R. Jackson at Playwrights Horizons thru 7/28, featuring @larryowenslive who is beyond a star?!?!? A metamusical about a queer black usher named Usher writing a metamusical about a queer black usher named Usher, this show is unlike anything you’ve ever seen or experienced, and everyone in it is beyond. 3) @jeanniegrigio is singlehandedly the most multitalented person/artist/mind I’ve ever had the awe of knowing and I hope this show reappears because I could listen to and watch her for hours and hours, please support everything she does, we don’t deserve her 4) and lastly a true queen, @jacnov’s show “get on your knees” directed by @bejohnce, is pure indescribable poetic comedy heaven & i can’t imagine anyone i would rather walk me through anything in life, let alone the obvious lyricism of sex. GO SEE IT at the cherry lane theatre until 8/10!!! Duh. Art is the relief to being human. Go go go go go experience it.
be the raspberry insert you wanna see in the world
this was in my drafts
Every day ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜#pride support queer pocs via any of the following orgs: the national queer and trans therapists of color network, the transgender law center, the audre lorde project
the subway is fine the world is fine everything is fine guys
This is what democracy looks like
it’s like looking into a mirror
one of my lesser known works, i call it “feet in motion”
the ideal MTA seatmate
i only take meetings here
this is in two hours & What i am doing is called lazy promotion
no further questions actually screenshot courtesy of boyfriend who is not in this cursed realm
yes sometimes ny comedians all sit on a bench and eat pizza after shows what of it photographed by a good samaritan 😇
did i follow this guy around muji hoping for the right pic like a shameless pupparazzo yes drag me
yaaaaas drag this cafe bathroom that did nothing but accept your waste without complaint
all of nyc dreams of jumping in one of these & starting a new life
I am a good aunt i get close but not too close
Spotted: a black white noise machine in my psychiatrist’s office, REPRESENTATION MATTERS
Hi i am in good company magazine’s stories today so i made it my story i dont know how to do this, swipe right for a bird in my life
Wow this security pass really grabbed all my angles
Real love is someone wrapping up half a banana for you like a thoughtful lowkey monster
Thank you @goodcompanyzine for letting me be a cover & part of your indie goodness & your honest messaging ❤️🌈❤️ swipe for ways to support & full interview link in bio ☀️💫☀️plus this all-women shoot was too good
What a great summary of the zeitgeist
but they’re slam balls :((((
LINK IN BIO(graphy)
why are women’s bodies more controlled than guns? which ones are the actual threat to life?
support nationalbailout.org today to help incarcerated moms! and here is some new (to me) slang courtesy of my mommo ❤️
This lineup makes me weep from deep joy if you arent familiar with these comics pleaseeeeeeee do yourself a serious favor & support a good cause also !! Tmrw @bellhouseny 7pm do it for the moms ❤️
#tbt when taylor swift’s squad came for ME!™️
this man on the subway wanted me to appreciate the intricacies of his hand & it did not disappoint !! !