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thefatjewish

I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.

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badgalriri

Um... Donald, you spelt “terrorism” wrong! Your country had 2 terrorist attacks back to back hours apart leaving almost 30 innocent people dead. This, just days after yet another terrorist attack in California, where a terrorist was able to LEGALLY purchase an assault rifle (AK-47) in Vegas, then drive hours to a food festival in Cali leaving 6 more people dead including a young infant baby boy! Imagine a world where it’s easier to get an AK-47 than a VISA! Imagine a world where they build a wall to keep terrorists IN AMERICA!!! My prayers and deepest condolences to the families and loved ones of all the victims from Texas, California, and Ohio! I’m so sorry for your loss! Nobody deserves to die like this! NOBODY!

badgalriri

Lavender leopard lace. GET 👏 INTO 👏 IT. All new @savagexfenty hits savagex.com at Midnight EST 8/1 tonight! Shot by @dennisleupold

badgalriri

New August @savagexfenty drops MIDNIGHT TONIGHT only at savagex.com !!

badgalriri

almost drop my phone. how?

thefatjewish

2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.

badgalriri

Our 5th Annual #DIAMONDBALL is just 2 months away!!! I’m so excited to announce our host @sethmeyers ... and for the main event, the one and only @pharrell is performing!!! To support the #ClaraLionelFoundation and learn more, follow @claralionelfdn! #CLF

badgalriri

When I launched @fentybeauty in 2017, it was important to me to make sure it was available globally so everyone had access to it. And now we are continuing to expand our Fenty Beauty family to Hong Kong, Macau, Seoul and Jeju in September! We will be available in Hong Kong & Macau at T Galleria by @dfsofficial, @sephorahk, @harveynicholshk, @beautybazaarhk, and @beautyavenuehk. In Seoul, you can find us in Duty Free locations at @lottedutyfree, @shinsegaedutyfree, and in Jeju at the @shilladfs_en

raisa6690

Second look.. Suit by @wikiwu5 Jewellery @tiffanyandco Styled by @astecat Makeup by @bubahalfian Hair done by @woko_s Pict by @nareend

raisa6690

The first look from my comeback concert.. Showtime & rehearsal. Dress by @wikiwu5 Jewellery @tiffanyandco Styled by @astecat Makeup by @bubahalfian Hair done by @woko_s Pict by @nareend

raisa6690

Calm before the chaos 📸 @claudianrh #RaisaKembali

raisa6690

Penonton spesial ku ❤️ pict by @claudianrh

raisa6690

Feels so good to be back on stage~ pict by @nareend

BADGALRIRI

when u ran outta towels

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@harpersbazaarcn

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@yusefhairnyc coming through with this hair for @harpersbazaarcn shot by @chenman

BadGalRiri

#HarpersBazaarChina @harpersbazaarcn shot by the lovely @chenman

BadGalRiri

August Issue @HarpersBazaarCN on stands July 15th! 💅🏿 @kimmiekyees 💄 @priscillaono 💇🏿‍♀️ @yusefhairnyc Stylist: Xiaomu Fan 📷 @chenman Chief Editors: @shasimona @weitian25 Visual Direction: @mumoodsight #harpersbazaarCHINA

raisa6690

Cat lady without the crazy. I think. Pict taken by @agrasuseno sebelum Money the cat kabur selama lamanya 😭

badgalriri

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raisa6690

What my summer looks like: loose dress & accessories here and there, and i'm good to go! Cek style ootd ku di Tokopedia ByMe ku, search usernamenya: Raisa6690. 🌹 #TokopediaByMe #MulaiAjaDulu

raisa6690

Smile, we’re on Instagram 🙈

badgalriri

reppin 🇧🇧 and the whole #WestIndies

badgalriri

With more protests planned for today, June 30, I send my ❤️ and I pray for the safety of the Sudanese people. They have a right to speak out and demand peace, justice, and a transition to civilian rule. Over 100 were killed and hundreds more were wounded during the June 3rd protests. Military rulers need to be held accountable. Praying for no more killings or abuse today. Fight for human rights in #Africa and stand with protesters in #Sudan. #BlueforSudan #IAmSudaneseRevolution #Watch_Sudan_on_June30th 💙🇸🇩💙🇸🇩💙 🙏🏿💪🏿🙏🏿💪🏿🙏🏿

badgalriri

then this.

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FENTY.com

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FENTY.com

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FENTY.com

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@fenty

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badgalriri

who are you wearing Ri? Me: me @fenty

badgalriri

hey 👋🏿 @realdonaldtrump

badgalriri

the latest @fenty release exclusively @thewebster for 8 more days! #29GreeneStreet

badgalriri

not funny @sethmeyers 🙈 make sure you do not miss this episode TONIGHT starring 2 complete disasters....on @latenightseth 12:35/11:35c

badgalriri

when you been MIA and got hella people to get back to. 🙈

badgalriri

such a ph**kin lady. @interviewmag

badgalriri

when it’s laundry day, but you found a leather scarf. @interviewmag

badgalriri

damn near lost a lung thanks to @melzy917 and this belt. @interviewmag

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@interviewmag

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@interviewmag

badgalriri

New @interviewmag cover! On stands June 11th! Interview by @mssarahcatharinepaulson Editor ­in ­Chief: @nickkharamis Photographer: @blackpierreange Stylist: @melzy917 Hair: @yusefhairnyc Makeup: @stephane_marais_officiali Manicure: @kimmiekyees Entertainment Director: @ltabachb

badgalriri

📸 @diggzy

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badgalriri

my baby Majesty is a big girl today! 🖐🏿 years old! HAPPY 5th BIRTHDAY to my real life princess, Her #Majesty . Aunty loves everything about you. My lil oxtail!

raisa6690

29 years young! Thank you all for the birthday wishes ❤️ #6690 #gemini

raisa6690

My love and I ❤️

raisa6690

Berkah tahun ini; Idul Fitri bertiga ❤️ Maaf lahir batin yaa semuanyaa..

TheFatJewish

FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride

badgalriri

⚡️⚡️ @savagexfenty’s new June drop!! OUT NOW! savagex.com

badgalriri

The @savagexfenty June drop is coming tonight at midnight !! 💛

badgalriri

Kwame Brathwaite. archive.

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mumz.

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@fenty

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raisa6690

Akhirnyaa, hari yang dinanti telah tibaaa! Jadi HARI INI (17 Mei) @Tokopedia adalah Ramadan Ekstra, TRADISI BELANJA ONLINE TERBESAR dan tentunya paling dinanti-nantikan! KHUSUS DI HARI INI kita bisa dapatkan free ongkir sepuasnya tanpa minimum transaksi dan minimum pembelian, banyak ekstra cashback dan banyak promo menarik lainnya. Langsung KLIK link di bio aku untuk belanja sekarang di Tokopedia!! #RamadanEkstra17Mei #RamadanEkstraJadiLebih

THEFATJEWISH

YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.

raisa6690

Finally! Tradisi belanja online terbesar @Tokopedia, #RamadanEkstra17Mei bentar lagiiii bgt! Tinggal beberapa jam lagi. Besok, 17 Mei, ada gratis ongkir sepuasnya tanpa minimum transaksi / pembelian, banyaaak ekstra cashback dan promo menarik lainnyaaa! List belanja ke wishlist kalian yaa, dan mulai belanja besok. Klik link di bio aku utk info lebih lanjut yaa! #SemarakRamadanEkstra #RamadanEkstra17Mei #RamadanEkstraJadiLebih

raisa6690

Hi semuanya! Hari ini aku bakalan ikut Tradisi Belanja Terbesar @tokopedia dengan ikutan #SemarakRamadanEkstra 16 Mei! 💚 Saksikan di stasiun TV kesayangan kamu yaa di NET TV, SCTV, RCTI, Trans 7 jam 8 malam ini yaa, atau live di aplikasi Tokopedia. Banyaak bgt promonyaa, ada Tap Tap Mantap 60 detik berhadiah 10 paket umroh, kupon cashback sampe 50%, dan promo pulsa! Dont miss it guys! #SemarakRamadanEkstra #RamadanEkstraJadiLebih

THEFATJEWISH

MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS

raisa6690

Husband appreciation post, because..... 😍

raisa6690

Coming soon..

raisa6690

Just ‘cause..

raisa6690

One of my unsung heroes. Mbak Linda, yang udah bantuin aku dan keluarga sejak 14 tahun yg lalu! Dia selalu ada buat aku, dari baru mau remaja, sampai sekarang aku udh punya keluarga kecil sendiri ❤ She's a part of my family and I'm glad that my little one will know her too. Pada bulan Ramadhan ini, aku pengen berbagi sama Mbak Linda, dan unsung heroes ku yang lain melalui program #CDRBerbagiKebaikan yang membagikan Paket Ramadan dan Paket Umroh. Berbagi dan ceritain yuk tentang pahlawan sehari-harimu! Tag & follow @CDR.ID dan jangan lupa hashtag #CDRBerbagiKebaikan. Bisa juga langsung email ke apa.kabar@bayer.com atau kirim ke PO Box CDR JKP 10000 ya!

raisa6690

Day to night with my forever +1 ! ❤️ @hamishdw

raisa6690

Where I would rather be.. @villakubuseminyak

raisa6690

Video musik "Nyawa dan Harapan" sudah bisa dinikmati di Youtube.. Hope you all like it ❤️ ps: please take time to read the lyrics to this song #NyawadanHarapan #RaisaHandmade

raisa6690

Laguku yang paling sarat makna, ini karya kebanggaanku! Walaupun umur lagu ini udh lumayan, tapi ga afdol kayaknya kalo ga keluarin video clipnya. Semoga "nyawa" lagu ini hidup di hati pendengarnya, menumbuhkan lagi kasih sayang, kejujuran, dan tenggang rasa yang akhir-akhir ini terasa langka. Selamat menikmati! #NyawaDanHarapan #RaisaHandmade #HariBumi

raisa6690

Aku percaya bahwa dengan motivasi dan dukungan tulang sehat @CDR.ID, wanita bisa lakukan banyak hal - untuk menggapai cita-citanya, menjadi ibu yang hebat dan selalu menjaga kebugarannya. Aku percaya, setiap wanita adalah Kartini Modern. Selamat Hari Kartini! #RaisaHamishXCDR #HariKartini

thefatjewish

I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)

thefatjewish

I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)

thefatjewish

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)

raisa6690

This one took me to an impromptu staycation because he said I needed it. Dinner & lunch in-room date was more than enough to make me so so happy. Thank you my love for our first of many family staycations ❤️

thefatjewish

SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.

raisa6690

We're so excited to be part of CDR family! As a new mom & a singer, I personally feel that having healthy bones is a must. Been consuming @CDR.ID , the number 1 selling calcium supplement in Indonesia, to support our lifestyle & maintain healthy bones. ✨ #RaisaHamishxCDR

thefatjewish

I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)

raisa6690

Today's look by @marlenehariman ❤️ long time no glam!

thefatjewish

MY WINE COMPANY @DRINKBABE IS CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING WITH THE FUCKING QUEEN, MY DEAR FRIEND/ BUSINESS GURU @EMRATA. LOOK FOR HER ON BILLBOARDS NATIONWIDE, STOMPING THROUGH CITIES LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA HAD A MUCH BETTER BUTT

thefatjewish

*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)

raisa6690

Datang dan pergi secepat kilat, bahkan ga sempat mengucap selamat tinggal. Goodbye preggo belly! Thank you for the last 9,5 months, I loved every minute of it~ photo by @jackysuhartophotography #throwback

raisa6690

Dikunjungi @marlenehariman & @rezachandika krn masih jd tahanan rumah 🏡

thefatjewish

HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE

raisa6690

The kitchen is the heart of the home ❤️ @modenaindonesia #modenaindonesia (📸 @agrasuseno )

thefatjewish

DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.

raisa6690

This #WorldWildlifeDay, I’m teaming up with UN Environment’s campaigns #WildForLife and #CleanSeas to protect the endangered coral. I've been joining my husband on diving trips & have found a new love for the beauty of the underwater world & coral species. Find your kindred marine species at @unenvironment

raisa6690

My dearest daughter, thank you for unlocking the strength within me in your own delicate ways ❤️

raisa6690

"Portrait Of A Woman" 📷 @jackysuharto 💄 @bubahalfian 👗 @astecat 💆🏻 @woko_s

raisa6690

Marble lagi ikut lomba, Malaka galau kesepian..

thefatjewish

LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN

raisa6690

Throwback to Udaipur, January 2018 💃🏻

thefatjewish

ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE

thefatjewish

STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH

raisa6690

I didn't realize a tiny baby would need so much stuff 😂 I had so much fun making my baby registry while learning a lot at @mothercareindo ❤️ #senangnyajadiibu

raisa6690

Happy bday dijeee! Sending you all the positive energy and love from the universe ✨ @diphabarus

thefatjewish

SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS

thefatjewish

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? @emrata

raisa6690

Thank you 2018 for all the blessings. As always, I have only 1 resolution; to be a better version of myself each passing year. Can't wait to see how life-changing 2019 is gonna be. Happy new year everyone! Much love to all ❤️

thefatjewish

SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING

raisa6690

Long time no glam! Today's shoot 📸

raisa6690

And thank you to baby daddy @hamishdw for making me feel special and beautiful during this massive (& very hormonal) transitional period of my life. I love you ❤️

raisa6690

Thank you loved ones ❤️ Berhasil menyembunyikan ini smua dr seorang detektif itu sungguh luar biasa, asli kaget tanpa ada geer2 kali ini. Mwah!

raisa6690

Soooo... This happened today! Thank you to my loved ones who made me feel very very special today ❤️ me so happyyy!!

thefatjewish

I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG

raisa6690

insert a caption about sunset ☀️🌊 pict by @ajiyudistira

raisa6690

Happy kid ❤️

raisa6690

Thanks everyone for listening to my records this year!! Tulis di comment dongg laguku yg paling sering kamu dengerin tahun ini ❤️ Much love!!

raisa6690

A quick catch up with @chillibean and da sea breeeeze 🌊💨

thefatjewish

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)

thefatjewish

So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.

raisa6690

Terimakasih untuk musisi musisi luar biasa yg turut menyumbangkan waktu dan talentanya untuk #raisafermataconcert ❤️ Buat @msteffiano yg selalu jd target stress-an gue, makasi udh selalu bikin gue tenang dan bener2 bikin smuanya jadi kyk yg ada dalam bayangan gue (bahkan lebih!), @harispranowo jagoanku, salah satu yg paling lama main bareng gue~ you're like a brother to me, & in terms of music, gaada "Raisa" yg skrg tanpa lo. Pasti selama gue liburan, lo akan tetep gue gangguin buat bikin lagu ato cover! Haha! @rishanda @adeavery @jessimates @nieahoy @dhikadyuta I learn so much from all of you, you guys complete me dan ngasih energi yg luar biasa dibelakang gue setiap kali manggung. Kalo gaada kalian rasanya kyk naik tangga tp gaada pegangan; bisa, cm kikuk & ga ngerasa aman. Thank you @devinzakendranata buat pijetnya (tetepp) dan akustikan cantiknya di panggung. Thank you @ifa_fachir untuk aransemen stringsnya, you really really know me, thanks for walking with me since day 1. Thank you for your incredible talents @avachdinanti @masmercon @kakayo46 @cobuz @putrijuree.putrijuree @gatut_trumpets @fluteranger @sprwidi @taurataufan @yanuareza @barsenabest tanpa kalian separuh jiwanya konser akan hilang ❤️

raisa6690

The heart of #RaisaFermataConcert 🙏🏼❤️ I hope you guys know how much I love and appreciate every single one of you!

raisa6690

You're my person, you're my home, you are real, you're my earth. You're a milion other things that you don't even know~ Yang ikutan deg2an, yang ikutan lega. Thank you for giving me space to immerse myself in the development of this concert, and for showering me with undivided attention and love when I needed it ❤️ I love you @hamishdw .

raisa6690

The second look. Understated elegance, graceful and eyecatching without having to scream "hey look at me!" . This dress really captures the mood of #raisafermataconcert ❤️ @biyanofficial dress @rinaldyyunardi acessories.

raisa6690

There's no one else on my mind except @biyanofficial to dress me up for this concert. The first look; I wanted to show off my bump in a fun way and this is the ensemble @astecat and I put together! Acessories by @rinaldyyunardi , fresh flowers by @mimsybotanical 🌸 MUA @bubahalfian hairdo Mas @ardndut ❤️ #raisafermataconcert

thefatjewish

“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)

thefatjewish

“White people love snitching so much, they invented yelp” - @desusnice

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HOLY FUCK THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN ( @pizzaslime)

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THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN

THEFATJEWISH

Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.

thefatjewish

I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

thefatjewish

Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)

thefatjewish

One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.

thefatjewish

The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.

thefatjewish

I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?

thefatjewish

Never fucking forget. #9/11

thefatjewish

Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge

thefatjewish

I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!

thefatjewish

ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.

thefatjewish

Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP

thefatjewish

2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

thefatjewish

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD

thefatjewish

Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!

thefatjewish

I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE

thefatjewish

People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)

thefatjewish

Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.

thefatjewish

Asians are soooooo future.

thefatjewish

TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER

thefatjewish

It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.

thefatjewish

I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)

thefatjewish

And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)

thefatjewish

I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.