My dad passed away yesterday and I’m heartbroken. For the last 8 years, he had been struggling with Parkinson’s disease due to numerous strokes. There is a sense of relief that he isn’t suffering anymore. I was scared of him growing up because he was full of rage and was a functioning alcoholic. As the years went by, he began to soften and he was actually in a couple of sketches on Madtv. I want to thank the comedy community and @tigerbelly fans for all your support. I love you Pops.
They should make a new Star Trek with my brother and I. We could play Sulu’s degenerate sons or handsome Ferengis. @quangou
This dipshit just sent me this photo. No message. White lightening has pure sex in his eyes. @chrisdelia
I found this flyer on a lamppost right outside my condo. First of all, only one of my dogs looks like a rat. And secondly, I am the Asian Pablo Escobar.
Working with one of the funniest humans on planet earth. @that_mo_collins #madtv
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I’m devastated. #brodystevens
I have always loved my brother Steve @quangou even though he tried to stab me with steak knives a couple of years ago. #tbt
I hate promoting stand up shows but this is the one! Check it out this Saturday. We’ve got an old dude, a Ron Howard looking guy, an angry metro sexual, handsome dwarf, a funny lady and me.
Hanging with my DC hook-ups. @arlington_drafthouse Come see me this weekend.
Connie and Maury back together again. Michael Mcdonald is directing @splittinguptogether this week. #madtv