pardon my french
Living in LA is such a trip !!! It can be lonely at times. You never know who to trust, and some people can be fake. I have a very small circle of friends, and simply do what makes me happy !!! It breaks my heart to see the comments on my posts sometimes .... so I simply choose not to look anymore ... let the clever haters do what they do best .... hate!!!
dare i say i look tall in this?
baby to my posh
sometimes we grow up. sometimes we glow up. tagging @carterjenkins cause he took me on my first date ever and my first carpet ever (16 years old and having no idea what I was doing )
busy making collect calls and being basic
I dare someone to play with me!!!! 🤓😜😜😜
Four years ago I bought my first pair of Christian Louboutin snakeskin heels that were 6,000 dollars .... PS I’ve never worn them !!!! 🙄🙄
👯♀️ brows and a two piece
teen choice shenanigans
she had a really good time ❤️
Cherry good to see you
A while ?? How bout a decade !!!!! 😜😜
Can’t wait to watch my brother from another mother @adelkyokushin compete again on one of the biggest stages in the world. #bellator229 #marines #iraq #GodIsGood #bellator #fighter
And this one!!! ❤️ Montgomery’s for life.
TCAs 2019. Reds the word.
Great time at Disneyland today .... but I don’t remember ever getting that wet on splash mountain 🏔!!! Geeez .... anyhow my boys are older now, so they don’t like their picture taken ever... so I was thrilled today when they said SURE !!!!! Such a great place !!!!!
All I can say is thank you god for yoga ... I've been doing hot yoga for four weeks now and I absolutely love it ... it's like shopping I wanna go back !!! Lol but seriously though I do I feel cleansed and after the first week I felt stronger ..... So Namaste
Is the belly your heart ???
#fbf who is sheee
So Damn Good!!!!! 🌶🥩🥕🥯🥞🥦🌽🌶🌶
I really really liked this dress at Bloomingdales and yep 👍 I got it !!!!!😉😉😉
#fbf to my first year at coachella
Thank you Abraham, Daniel, Israel, Jack, Lou, Geziah, Elias and Megan! My favorite part of this gig will forever be the time I get to spend with wonderful kids like you. Thank you @makeawishamerica You fill my heart and restore my soul.
This art gallery ... what a cool spot !!!!! The pics are cool cause my boyfriend took the footage !!!!!!! 🤦♀️🌸🌸👛
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JANELLE: VIDEO EDITION. Through hair changes, house moves, breakups, world travels, breakdowns, achievements and everything in between...you’re a constant in my life. I’d be completely lost without you. Everyone can agree, you’re about as good as it gets. I really feel like I jenailed this post. Love you Bebe ❤️ @janellehansen
Two more months until we start filming Katy Keene in NYC. Got to meet all the amazing writers today & they’ve really started to create a beautiful little world. ❤️ @cw_katykeene (for those confused, we shot the pilot already. The series starts filming this fall x)
Half Dome, Full Heart 🏞❤️
Ok Yosemite, I see you ❤️
There is so much to be grateful for ... jumping for joy like 😜😜😜 Can you spot the differences ???!
Nuff said 🤓
Happy fourth friends !!!!
Happy 4th y’all! 🇺🇸🎆👙
Happy Fourth!! I really respect the author Jack Carr. His books are really cool. And he fought for his country. Today we Americans celebrate with parades, fireworks, laughs, love and family. I really like what Jack has to say below. I personally believe it’s important to reflect upon the idea of America. Any institution made by humans is bound to be imperfect. But it is our responsibility to strive to improve, to form a “more perfect union”. What can we do? How can we heal this growing divide? I feel like recognizing the fact that nobody is perfect is a start. It allows us to judge less, to realize despite our differences we have common ground And what is our common ground? In the words of Abraham Lincoln “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.” Sounds good to me! Quick edit: Yes, Jefferson wrote the words and later Lincoln spoke them. Interesting point to see how that idea evolved to mean so much more by then. What can it mean today? We continue to evolve. We strive to be more perfect. 🙏❤️🇺🇸 #Repost @jackcarrusa ・・・ “...we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.” I highly encourage all Americans to read the Declaration of Independence today, and every Fourth of July, with their families, as a tribute to those who pledged their Lives, their Fortunes, and their sacred Honor so that we could inherit the freedoms we enjoy today. Take the opportunity that Independence Day affords to discuss, particularly with your children, the freedoms and opportunities we’ve been entrusted to uphold, and our responsibility as citizens to pass them on to future generations. We will be reading it tonight. Strength and Honor. #IndependenceDay #1776 #FourthOfJuly #DeclarationofIndependence #Revolution #Fight #History #Honor #DontTreadOnMe #JoinOrDie #GadsdenFlag #LibertyOrDeath #GiveMeLibertyOrGiveMeDeath #Patriots #America #USA #Freedom
And on this day a Kween was born. She’s brave, she’s bold, she’s beautiful. She rescues puppies, she supports other artists, she’s constantly learning. She’s funny, she takes no shit, she literally never stops working. Kristin, thank you for always pushing me towards being my most authentic self. Thank you for introducing me to @schittscreek. Thank you for your GINORMOUS heart. The most inspiring bishhhh in all the land. Love you my girl. @kristin_ess
I have weak eyes and stress and asthma and headaches 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️😉 So this chart has helped me so much with those problems .... and my weight !!! Whoop whoop 🌹🍀🧘♀️🌺⭐️🍀🌹 As mother of pearl would say .... it works well for children too
gotta pocket fulla sunshine (and an oat latte) 🌻
Happy birthday LoLo. The amount of laughter and insane cackling that has come from my body because of something you’ve said or done or tweeted or instagrammed goes beyond measure. You have a way of making people laugh til it hurts & truly making people feel special. Thank you for going out of your way to lift me up when you know I’ve needed it. Hope your day is full of sunshine with a Mariah Carey soundtrack to back it up. Love you v v much!
Thank you Katherine for my new pet Kune-Kune pigs!!! Best birthday present ever!! We named them Tim and Faith because they’re beautiful and their love is palpable and inspiring. I love them and can’t wait to watch them grow. And no they will not be bacon! They are the newest members of the Friendly Kingdom, select animals including sheep, goats, and pigs who we’ve pardoned. They will spend their entire lives thriving at the farm, until they pass naturally many, many years from now. Historically our relationship with animals has taught us so many valuable life lessons- ranging from the harsh realities of the cycle of life to the rewards of compassion, stewardship, love and care. #godbless #friendlykingdom #farmlife
Suns out guns out I might have got a toouuuch crispy on the honeymoon #Aloe
Throwing it back to last week ☘️☘️☘️
I’m calling your name Turks .... take me back !!!!!! 🌹
#tbt Tubad so sad
I went shade shopping today but found nothing !!!! Oh well 😔 ..... but I did find a nice bracelet !!!!!! 🍀🍀🍀🍀🍀
WATERMELON .... and SALT 🧂
In the tub will all my petals 🌸
History tells it that Mary Magdalene was saved by Jesus ... but she serves more interest to me in the Bible than anyone ... and she liked herself some incense as well 😉😉
But my question is what is genius writing?
See #AvengersEndgame on the big screen one more time before it leaves theaters!
Two years ago she told me that hoop earrings were her thing and I wasn’t allowed to wear them anymore.
Coolest hats ever here .. so much fun 😳😳😳😳
13 years ago. See who all you can spot 😎 This was a real good find 😂
ceiling crown ⭐️ (@kristin_ess 🤫)
Happy Father’s Day to the strongest and funniest man I ever met. They don’t make em like you anymore. Which in some ways is probably a good thing. Haha!!! Love you and miss you every day Pop. ♥️
I promise the bday content is almost done -Last night was beyond and I’ll remember it forever. Thanks to my family & friends for loving me so hard. You truly are who you surround yourself with 🌟Thank you @janellehansen & @elissaleedselkin for planning and thank you @nobumalibu for unbelievable food. Big thanks to @jandlcakes for the outrageously fabulous Elvis cake.
30 years around the sun. It’s pretty hard for me to articulate what’s going through my head today, but I’ll really try. Most people are anxious to step into their 30s but honestly, I’ve never felt better. I’ve never felt stronger or more at ease. I’ve never felt more grateful. I’ve never been more capable of taking on whatever it is that life throws at me. I’ve been blessed beyond measure with family who loves me, friends who lift me up, a job I look forward to, a creative heart, let alone all the daily things that many pray for. As I’ve gotten older, my 20s prepared me to be kind, but take no shit- always try harder than the last day but recognize when you need a break- to enjoy the journey even when you aren’t where you want to be- be grateful for the successes, the failures and the heartbreaks because everything eventually makes sense- to appreciate the small victories because life’s greatest pleasures are the simple things- to forgive those who have wronged you because they teach us more about ourselves and who we want to be or not be- to take a stand- and to not be an asshole, unless you cut me off on the freeway cause I will lay on my horn. I’ve had so much to smile about but I’ve also had my heart ripped in two. I’m definitely my own worst enemy at times but im proud that I can now find things I love about myself. Long story short, in this next chapter I just want to be strong for those who have been strong for me, to realize my worth even when I’m not busy, to laugh at the dumb shit, and to find ways to leave this world better. Thanks to all of you who join me on this journey & for accepting me for who I am. I promise to always do my best and keep it real. I promise I’m also wearing sunscreen today. Im overwhelmed with love and gratitude not only today, but every day. THANK YOU for laughing and loving alongside me !! 30, sometimes thriving, sometimes a mess and always flirty ❤️
Blue is the color of sky and sea 🌊!!! It is often associated with depth and stability !!!! It symbolizes trust, loyalty, wisdom, confidence, intelligence, faith, truth and heaven. Blue is beneficial to mind body and spirit !!!!!! Baby blue has always been my favorite color but today it’s red !!!! This pic was taken on my way to Hawaii two years ago !!!!!
bring your son to work day
Someone’s almost 30 and here is a photo of me looking back at my 20s and laughing at all the dumb shit I did
Yesterday was the best day of our lives! We became husband and wife in front of God, our families and those we love. It was intimate, moving and emotional. We feel so blessed to begin this new chapter of our lives. We are so thankful to our families and our friends who stood with us and grateful to Mr. Giorgio Armani who created a once in a lifetime dress for Katherine to wear and for me, the perfect suit. This morning we feel nothing but blessed.
can’t believe I’ll be living in the city soon 😍
ruby woo 💄
What’s behind these eyes ??!
Have a nice day friends !!
This is called a needle in dance. I couldn’t do it at 8 but I can now.... who would have thunk it ??
janny & I took a quick trip to planet Batuu. 10/10 would recommend. Galaxy you later. 🛸
I’m so blessed to have this in my neighborhood... just got myself a new bike it feels like a piece of heaven !!!
Traffic for two hours has me like 😡😡😡😡
@tomholland2013 and I play brothers in the movie. So I guess you could say Starlord and Spider-Man got their own spin off! But for real tho this has nothing to do with super heroes. I know you know that. Tom is the best, I love him like a little brother. He is so awesome. This movie is going to be your new favorite movie.
MEMO: “it’s super casual. Dress for comfort” US : ☝🏻☝🏻☝🏻 @cw_katykeene
Rolo and I got the album cover. Now we’re going offline for a while to focus our music. Stay tuned. Big things coming.
Twin Suffolk lambs napping in the sunlight. They shall not want.
•travel as much and as often as you can• broaden your mind• walk in someone else’s shoes• eat foreign cuisine• step outside of your bubble• talk to a stranger•our world is so fkn big and beautiful 💓❤️/ 📷: @oldwilliamreed
Surface ripples birthed by wind Moving through my favorite tree In the changing twilight hours Find your rest, and speak to me
When I’m gone some time from now, should I beat you to that end, And you long to hear from me, This is where I’ll be, my friend.
Apparently I was an early fan of sushi as well.
I’ve been a fishing nut since I was a kid. Here I am circa 1989 with my friends Josh and Joey. Gotta thank their dad Joel (may he rest in peace) for making me the outdoorsman I am today.
really quite excited about this one ! 📕 #thehatinggame
Love all things dogs? Be sure to download the first five episodes of (future Mrs Pratt) @katherineschwarzenegger podcast! Spoiler alert my best buddy and JurassicWorld co-star @brycedhoward is one of the guests! AMAZING!!! The others include @mandymooremm @minkakelly and @haylieduff don’t miss it! Click the link in Katherine’s Bio!👍🏼
Happy Mother’s Day Mom! So lucky to spend it with you today at the farm. Growing up I never once questioned whether or not I was loved. I knew it. We all did. Because of you. You inspired confidence. You encouraged me to make my mark. I love you so much!
The lambs are getting huge. Spring has sprung. Summer is around the corner. #farmlife
Postcards from the ranch. #farmlife
Just really can’t believe how well @Avengers is doing. And how good it is. I’m floored by all of it. I did the math... at about $12 per ticket, and a $1.2Billion 🤭 opening that’s ONE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE who watched the movie in one weekend. I think.
RIP “Magnus” Our magnificent gentle Tamworth giant fell ill and passed away two days ago. This was a hard one. He was as cuddly as a 700lb boar could be. We’ll miss him. He had the biggest nuts of any mammal I’d ever seen in person. I’ll miss seeing those bowling ball size testicles waggle to and fro as he rooted for hazelnuts in the hay. #farmlife 😢🙏♥️✝️
Had the immense pleasure of hitting the links with @paulacreamer1 yesterday. So inspiring to watch a master at work. Will be tuning in to watch her dominate @lpga_la this week! LESSGO PC!!! Special shout out to @shanekennedy13 for the swing thought. All about that spine angle! Thanks to him I really started to heat up (on the last 4 holes🤨🏌️) juuuust enough to keep me coming back!
Found this old picture of my brother Cully, sister Angie, cousin Joe and me, taken somewhere in the woods of northern Minnesota circa 1983. Thought I’d share for #nationalsiblingsday love you guys!
Still trying to figure out exactly how many sheep we have. Every time I try to count them, (I get close to a hundred-fifty or so) I end up falling asleep. Damn near ran over Katherine with the tractor.
We all need to take time for a little "me time." :)
#Repost @solanosheriffsoffice ・・・ #Repost @thevacavillereporter with @repostsaveapp ・・・ Photos by @jbrosenbaum - Solano County Sheriff's Deputy, Daniel "Cully" Pratt was honored by The Thunderbirds for all of his philanthropic work throughout Solano and Napa Counties. #thevacavillereporter #joelrosenbaum #nikonusa #cullypratt #chrispratt #usaf #usafthunderbirds #travisafb @prattprattpratt @cullypratt @solanosheriffsoffice
So incredibly proud of my brother @cullypratt for flying with the thunderbirds at #ThunderOverTheBay He pulled 9 G’s!!! I never tire of spending time with our men and women in uniform. Thanks to everyone @travisafb I leave feeling humbled, inspired and reminded of America’s exceptional strength. @solanosheriffsoffice
One month #avengersendgame
I love my life. Thank you God. 🙏👍🏼👆🏻✝️
Thanks @nickelodeon and all the kids who voted!!! I’m humbled and honored to be your kids choice awards favorite butt-kicker. Now it you’ll excuse me I’ve got slime to clean out from deep within my nostrils.
2AM check. All 50 plus lambs are playing tag. 😂
Welp. I guess I died and gone to heaven. Thank you @garthbrooks and congratulations on the artist of the decade award. It was an honor to sing with you and the band on stage. I can’t wait for the upcoming stadium tour. God is so good. Thank you thank you thank you 😭🙏♥️👍🏼
Happy Birthday to the hardest worker in the room and the best screen partner any guy could ask for. Love you @brycedhoward ♥️🙏👍🏼🎉🎊
Clementine snuggles Cupid. The half sisters, daughters of Rex Dangerfleece get along well. We’ll see if that changes come middle school.
When you need to see if your stuff will fit in the new place but you forgot the tape measure.
Welcome Lamb #11 Alice Coopworth! Lamb Jam 2019 in full affect. This new Coopworth is a cross of Border Leister Ewe “Zha-zha” and Romney Ram “Rex Dangerfleece.” She will supply beautiful silky wool for many years to come. Christmas stockings, pot holders, sweaters, scarves and hats all courtesy a happy, sustainably and lovingly raised Alice Coopworth. #farmlife
On the set of Mag7 I remember @vincentdonofrio telling me and @ethanhawke about this western he wanted to make about Billy The Kid. Not only did he make it! He let me and Ethan be in it!!!! If you’re like me you love the lore of Billy The Kid. Young Guns was one of my favorite movies growing up. Check your local theaters March 8th and find one that’s playing The Kid. You won’t regret it. And you’ll get to see me play a real bad SOB to boot.
Took my young lady bushwhacking today. Nothing says Pacific Northwest like an ancient river of moss covered boulders. Favorite part of the day: Her:”So there’s no trail? How do you know how to get back?” Me: “I don’t. Sometimes you stay the night in the woods. Sometimes you end up just living there. We might run into someone who hiked out here twenty years ago never came back. Happens all the time. We’re gonna have to tell them all about cell phones and everything.”
@katherineschwarzenegger rocks the latest trend in fierce accessories. The eggshell wool baby lamb. Super high maintenance but worth it for this fashion icon. #farmlife
From Longhorn to Snow Bunny. Learn how BabyGurl does it all and still manages to brings the fire in an all new episode of The Real House Cows of #Farmlife Hills
The first lamb of the season arrived on Valentine’s Day. I think we’ll call him Cupid. ♥️ Good job Mamma! #farmlife #WeBeLambin’ #lambingseason2019
Twenty years ago I was a waiter at Bubba Gump Shrimp Company. Every time I go back I’m reminded of the thousands of shrimp I ate off of people’s plates on the way back to the kitchen. Please tip your server. Leave at least 20%. Also leave some shrimp.
Bye bye New York! Made a bunch of friends today. Thanks to Nori, Emmalyn, Caleb, Eli and McKenna for my new bracelets. And to all the other kids who made drawings and cards, thank you as well. Love you! 2 Corinthians 9:8 And God is able to bless you abundantly, so that in all things at all times, having all that you need, you will abound in every good work
Hug your babies. I had the chance to meet some awesome kids today. I am so blessed. Thank you to @rmhnewyork for the extraordinary work you do with children. Thanks for giving me the opportunity to share in their light. My heart is full. Thanks to Lego for sending over a crate of toys for these little ones to enjoy. Hug your babies. ♥️🙏
A 92% on rotten tomatoes is very hard to get!! This is a big deal for me and the hundreds, if not thousands, of other talented people who worked tirelessly on this sequel. 92% means this movie is good. Real good!!! I’ve seen it. It’s truly great. Critics don’t always get it right. But they did this time! Get your tickets now by clicking the link in my bio. You may have to hurry and do it now to get a good seat! As a parent I understand how rare it is to take my kid to a movie that I also like. Let’s be honest some kids movies are kinda terrible. But you know, we love our kids, and they can’t drive themselves to the theatre at six years old so, somebody’s got to take them, right? 😂 Anyways. Click the link in my bio, book a bunch of @thelegomovie tix, you’ll laugh your butt off! Do it now! See you at the cinema!
Can you believe that this album was released 20 years ago today??!! I can’t. It’s definitely been the journey of a lifetime, full of ups and downs, but I’m grateful for every single moment of it all. Getting to know you all over the years has been such an incredible experience, and has made this all worth it. Thank you for your support from 20 years ago, all the way to today. I am blessed ❤️ #20yearsofbritney