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A man of culture will choose the Man in the Mirror⠀ By finaltakenoko | TW⠀ -⠀ #instagramvsreality #illuso #9gag #weatheringwithyou #jojosbizarreadventure

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For this ☺️ Follow @couple for more #couplegoals⠀ -⠀ ✏️ @wawawiwacomics⠀ -⠀ #couple #relationship #relationshipgoals #sloth #lovely

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Be mindful of your thoughts, the printer can sense your fear.⠀ #9gag #starwars #printer

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There's more to life than stupid boys, you know⠀ #strangerthings #bff #boyfriend #9gag

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When doggo only likes to chew one side of the bone and it ends up looking like a 🍆⠀ By @benitodzia⠀ -⠀ @barked #dog #toy #9gag

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It's a universal thing.⠀ #9gag

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Can you find the hidden endangered wild animals? | Follow @takemymoney - By @luycho - #takemymoney #mirror #cup #art

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Breathtaking move.⠀ #keanureeves #paycheck #9gag

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Screenshots as proof is too weak. Imma do it the old fashion way.⠀ #DMprinting #yourescrewedbro #9gag

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Get in losers, we're going to catch some balls⠀ 📸 @yokokikuchi_ks -⠀ #shiba #doge #golfcart #9gag

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Prepare to face your judgement in pawgatory⠀ @barked @meowed #run #9gag

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Especially for 'No Man's Sky'⠀ #vr #game #virtualreality #9gag

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I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.

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More like overheard my thoughts⠀ By ryanbakerman | TW⠀ -⠀ #idontlikethisad #creppy

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Finally some peace and quiet⠀ By B_Wash5 | TW⠀ -⠀ #introvert #extrovert #spongebob #9gag

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This reinforces my childfree status 📸 Ranran_one, chameleonrock, tyokottokanipan, 74poteto, ShihokaJ, kaito_yoru, rswwti277, kishi_mura, aozora20180811, AKITON58mm | TW - #kids #parenting #nightmare #9gag

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Me every morning⠀ By @wawawiwacomics⠀ -⠀ #comics #bed #sleep #9gag @doodles

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Or cramming into the space between my body and the floor when I try to do push-ups⠀ By FunkyCharles72 | TW⠀ -⠀ #workout #dog #9gag

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*maybe later*⠀ By @system32comics⠀ -⠀ #comics #ratetheapp #9gag

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And the dog takes your place as his only child⠀ #dog #dad #dwaynejohnson @therock

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Exploring the grocery store? Ain't nobody got time for that.⠀ #9gag #adulthood

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The cow is the final boss⠀ #videogame #farming #9gag

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You're not getting it until my phone reaches 100%⠀ By johnistoasted | TW⠀ -⠀ #phone #charger #9gag

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Plus boys in anime⠀ #fringe #bangs #hair #southkorea #9gag

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*trying my best not to throw the keyboard*⠀ #atwork #keepcalm #9gag

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👅⠀ #chrishemsworth #chrisevans #chrispine #9gag

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How my internet works⠀ #internet #data #wifi #9gag

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Oppa gangnam style⠀ By @amaccho5160⠀ -⠀ #cat #oppa #dance #9gag

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And see-through monitors with touchscreens⠀ By @zukkihund⠀ -⠀ #scifi #movies #future #9gag

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In the MCU, Deadpool will be revealed as noobmaster69.⠀ #deadpool #mcu @vancityreynolds

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The movie looks great!⠀ 📸 Jean-Yves Villa | FB⠀ -⠀ #thor @chrishemsworth @taikawaititi #9gag

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Brother from another mother #animals #bros #doppleganger #9gag

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Same old same old.⠀ 📸 @culkamania⠀ -⠀ #homealone #couchpotato #9gag

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Some harmless sharks to cheer you up:) | Follow @doodles - By @lizclimo - #doodles #9gag #comics #illustrations

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Here's your day summarized⠀ cr: @mr.lovenstein⠀ -⠀ #comics #9gag

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happy mama 📸Marina Brito | FB - #spitz #9gag #dogmom

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Which new/returning show are you most looking forward to this fall?⠀ #tvseries #whatnow #netflix #9gag

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I just study the web⠀ cr: @calkearns

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How people argue nowadays⠀ By @shencomix⠀ -⠀ #comcis #facts #argument

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Learn from the best⠀ #area51 #narutorun #simpsons #9gag

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Timmy had 1,400 slices of bread. He ate 532 slices. His mom bought 1,387 slices. How many slices does he have now?⠀ #math #bread #9gag

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I probably have a bad connection⠀ #9gag #dream

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Kids are the best⠀ #9gag #pets #dogs @barked

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And the taste. Don't forget the taste.⠀ #9gag #dentist

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That would put a smile on my face⠀ #siblings #evilsmile #jimhalpert #9gag

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Gamers, what's your pick?⠀ #9gag #gaming

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Staph it⠀ #tickles #bottle #9gag

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Pizza fixes everything.⠀ #9gag #worklife #pizza

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It's a me, Marco!⠀ #pasta #mario #9gag

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The whatever sauce⠀ #9gag

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*Sadness Intensifies*⠀ #9gag #kermitthefrog

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2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.

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Thank you for everything #beirut #lebanon see you soon

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29.06.2017 ❤️2.

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Oğlum.🤜🏻🤛🏻

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@clearturkiye

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FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride

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YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.

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MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS

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I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)

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I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)

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PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)

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SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.

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I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)

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Smokin bir kez alınır @altinyildizclassics 'ten alınır.

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MY WINE COMPANY @DRINKBABE IS CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING WITH THE FUCKING QUEEN, MY DEAR FRIEND/ BUSINESS GURU @EMRATA. LOOK FOR HER ON BILLBOARDS NATIONWIDE, STOMPING THROUGH CITIES LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA HAD A MUCH BETTER BUTT

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*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)

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HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE

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DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.

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@burcunozcivit ⚡️

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En güzel anılarımız özel günlerimizden geriye kalanlar… Güzel ve özel anlara…. #isiginyeter #yildizgibigiyin @altinyildizclassics

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#uzbekistan #tashkent 🇺🇿

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#uzbekistan #tashkent

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#uzbekistan #tashkent @bizninguylar

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Clear ile Men of The Year gecesine katılamayıp bu büyük heyecana bu defa ortak olamıyorum. Tüm kalbim bu önemli gecede Clear'ın yanında. @clearturkiye #gösterkendini

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#kuwait 👊

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LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN

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ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE

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STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH

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🖤 @burcunozcivit

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SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS

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AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? @emrata

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SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING

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I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG

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🍁 @altinyildizclassics

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❤️

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Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)

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So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.

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“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)

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#Clear ile #GösterKendini @clearturkiye 👌👊

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🏎

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@altinyildizclassics 🍁

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@altinyildizclassics 👍 #yıldızgibigiyin

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“White people love snitching so much, they invented yelp” - @desusnice

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HOLY FUCK THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN ( @pizzaslime)

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THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN

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Diriliş Osman ile yolculuğumuz başladı. Hepimize hayırlı olsun. @m.mehmetbozdag Our journey with 'Diriliş Osman' has started. Best of luck to everyone.

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Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.

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👊🥊🥇🏆@khabib_nurmagomedov

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thefatjewish

I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

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Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)

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One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.

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The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.

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I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?

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Never fucking forget. #9/11

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Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge

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I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!

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ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.

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Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP

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2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

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SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD

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Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!

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I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE

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People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)

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Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.

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Asians are soooooo future.

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TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER

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It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.

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I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)

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And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)

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I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.