thefatjewish Parineeti Chopra Carlos Sousa ® - instagram lists #feedolist

parineetichopra

A raging alcoholic. Something I’ve never done before .. and the most difficult character I’ve ever played. 💥 #TheGirlOnTheTrain @reliance.entertainment @amblin #RibhuDasgupta

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Something I’ve never done before. And the most difficult character I have ever played in my life.💥 #FirstLook #TheGirlOnTheTrain @reliance.entertainment @sarkarshibasish @amblin

thefatjewish

I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.

parineetichopra

So. We’ve started shooting for #GirlOnTheTrain in London. Its my MOST difficult role to date; I feel like I’m in a hostel, with no time (or headspace) for social media or chilling or doing anything else. Its a new experience for me - being cut off from everything and everyone else... Will share the first look soon. This picture was the only “timepass” I’ve done on set so far 🤣🤣

parineetichopra

Me at any time of the day nowadays. 📞 Spent 17 years of my life without a phone and now can’t do a single thing without it. Miss the simpler time sometimes! #Kalyug 🤣

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Travel स्वेटर ♟

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Travel स्वेटर ♟

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मिलिटेरी 🦠

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क्लोज़-उप 🦠

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आर्मी 🦠

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All the summer in the world! ⛱

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🌲

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♻️

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Because ... love is love 🌈 #Pride

parineetichopra

Miami done right! ⛵️Chill day on the boat laughing, dancing and making merry. Best way to celebrate a bday I’d say 💕

thefatjewish

2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.

parineetichopra

In Miami with the birthday gurllll! Happy bday Mimi didi. There’s never gonna be another like you. Actress or sister 💕💕 @priyankachopra

parineetichopra

Changing hair colour peeeeeeps!🍫 Time to become the #GirlOnTheTrain ( and Kanta is really hassled about the state of my hair🤣)

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Go greeeeeeen! ☘️

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Now you know why I needed the coffee ✨ #MeTime #ThisWeatherMakesMeRomantic

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This might have been another dress I kept after the shoot not confirming. 👀 🏴

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Its timeeeeee 🌈 #JabariyaJodi

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It makes me feel beautiful. It makes me feel confident. And it makes a million women empowered. Yes, it’s true! I am excited to be associated with Avon True. A make up brand that is effortless and chic! #AvonTrueXParineeti @in.avon

parineetichopra

You make me laugh! 💕🌸 📸 @shivangchopra99

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I bought this outfit after the photoshoot, I won’t lie 🤣🌹💃#EasiestShoppingEver 📸 @ashiq_mk

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“Hey guys, did you take any cool pictures of me training today?” This is what they sent. 🙈🙈

parineetichopra

Friends like f̷a̷m̷i̷l̷y̷ buffoons. 💕

parineetichopra

For flexibilty, strength and mental peace 🧘‍♀️ I love yoga 💕 #InternationalYogaDay

parineetichopra

Before ........ and After! 🤭🏸 @nehwalsaina HOW DO YOU DO THIS!😱😱#SainaNehwalBiopic #Training #ShootsStartsInOctober

parineetichopra

Prep 📚 #GirlOnTheTrain (Also meet my 7 yr old coffee mug that I cannot live without! I use it everyday. Take it everywhere. It was @thisissahajchopra ‘s first ever gift to me so its super super special.) 💚

parineetichopra

A little proper, a little fun! 🥎

TheFatJewish

FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride

parineetichopra

Bubbly kisko bolaaaaa 🧐 #Parneeta #Parniti #Bubblyyy #TheThingsTheyCallMe #OnlyChampagneIsBubblyGuys 😩🤣

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Hi.

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HELLLOO! 🌸🌼🌈 (thankyou fanclubs for making this collage love it)

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“Make hay (photos) while the sun shines!” 🌼🌈🕶

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🦄

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Thanks for the sunshine New York! 🌼 so excited to meet all my Indian friends at the festival today, lets have some bollywood fun!! Hahhaa SEE YOU ALL AT 4pm! #AsianHeritageFestival 🌸

THEFATJEWISH

YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.

THEFATJEWISH

MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS

parineetichopra

I’ll be a bride if I don’t have to wear a dupatta 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️ @feminaweddingtimes

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Practicing being a cool bride in this month’s @feminaweddingtimes !! Haha 🤣 Thanks @abujanisandeepkhosla 🌺💃

parineetichopra

We made icecream at home! (And thats probably the only thing we can confess to doing on a public platform because what happens at girls night, stays at girls night! 🤣🤣) Thankss @_iiishmagish your home is BEAUTIFUL!! @priyankachopra @radhikamerchant @srishtibehlarya @tam2cul

parineetichopra

Meet #BaileyChopra! And like in any other punjabi family — I (his aunt) named him!! Hahaha 💖 @priyankachopra @siddharthchopra89

parineetichopra

Excited, nervous but honoured to be filling in the shoes of #EmilyBlunt for the hindi adaptation of “Girl on the Train”. BLESSED❤️ @reliance.entertainment #DREAMWORKSPICTURES @amblin

thefatjewish

I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)

thefatjewish

I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)

thefatjewish

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)

parineetichopra

Sometimes a #PostPackupShot is more fun than the actual shoot itself!! Hahha 🤣 Thankss my favv @avigowariker for this one. Guys - Couldn’t find the perfect emoticon to put in the caption - what do you guys think it should be?? Im reading the comments 👀

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Hi 🍭

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NAMASKAARAM! 🍬 In the middle of all that agressive training for SainaNehwal, decided to be a little girly! 🍭 #SometimesToughSometimesGirly

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Post training bliss! 🏸 #Saina

thefatjewish

SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.

thefatjewish

I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)

parineetichopra

I’m a khaala now!!!! Izzu is edible and I want to eat him, but for now I’m allowing him to eat my hand 💋💋 @mirzasaniar Can I keep this child foreverrrrrr 😍😍

parineetichopra

“𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙛 𝙄 𝙛𝙖𝙡𝙡? 𝙊𝙝 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙙𝙖𝙧𝙡𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙞𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙡𝙮?” 🍂🚪

parineetichopra

My DESI and VIDESI favs 🎧 @djsnake @badboyshah

thefatjewish

MY WINE COMPANY @DRINKBABE IS CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING WITH THE FUCKING QUEEN, MY DEAR FRIEND/ BUSINESS GURU @EMRATA. LOOK FOR HER ON BILLBOARDS NATIONWIDE, STOMPING THROUGH CITIES LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA HAD A MUCH BETTER BUTT

thefatjewish

*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)

parineetichopra

Chandigarh kare Kesari ! PVR Elante see you now!!! @akshaykumar @anurag_singh_films

thefatjewish

HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE

parineetichopra

I was told that ......... @akshaykumar

parineetichopra

Kesari is Kingg!! 🧿 @akshaykumar

thefatjewish

DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.

thefatjewish

LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN

thefatjewish

ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE

thefatjewish

STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH

thefatjewish

SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS

thefatjewish

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? @emrata

thefatjewish

SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING

thefatjewish

I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG

thefatjewish

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)

thefatjewish

So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.

thefatjewish

“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)

thefatjewish

“White people love snitching so much, they invented yelp” - @desusnice

thefatjewish

HOLY FUCK THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN ( @pizzaslime)

thefatjewish

THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN

THEFATJEWISH

Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.

thefatjewish

I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

thefatjewish

Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)

thefatjewish

One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.

thefatjewish

The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.

thefatjewish

I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?

thefatjewish

Never fucking forget. #9/11

thefatjewish

Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge

thefatjewish

I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!

thefatjewish

ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.

thefatjewish

Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP

carlosoza

🤔😂

carlosoza

Haircut time!!! 😍🎉💪🏽✌🏽

thefatjewish

2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

carlosoza

Com os primos... 😂😂😂❤️🎉💪🏽😎 tirada diretamente do bau 😇

carlosoza

Another single day... 😍🙏🏽😎💪🏽 @mademanessalon

carlosoza

Another change!!! 😍💪🏽🎉😎 only at @mademanessalon hehehe como manter o cabelo grande mas dar um ar mais leve 😇🥇🏆 #mademanessalon #men #menstyle #bun #cousin #hairstyle #barbershop #change #fresh #style #diferente #top 👍🏽

carlosoza

PARABENS meu paneleiro 😂😂😂🎉✌🏽 hoje tu amanha eu ja sabes hehehe sao datas que nao se esquecem assim como pessoas que muito menos se esquecem... beijo 🙏🏽❤️🎉

carlosoza

😍😎😌❤️

thefatjewish

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD

thefatjewish

Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!

carlosoza

That hair transformation!!! 🙏🏽😍😎 only at @mademanessalon @philipwolffhair 😉✌🏽

thefatjewish

I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE

thefatjewish

People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)

carlosoza

@mcfioti na casa hehehe 🎉😎💪🏽 #mademanessalon #barbershop #bluehair #hairstyle #team #friends #lifestyle 🥇

carlosoza

😎🤳☀️

thefatjewish

Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.

thefatjewish

Asians are soooooo future.

thefatjewish

TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER

thefatjewish

It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.

thefatjewish

I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)

thefatjewish

And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)

thefatjewish

I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.