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#CHANELHolidays, a summer retrospective. Photographed by Karl Lagerfeld in Biarritz, starring Stella Tennant. #CHANEL #StellaTennant © CHANEL Spring-Summer 2002

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#CHANELHolidays, a summer retrospective. Photographed by Karl Lagerfeld in Monaco, starring @NadegeDubospertus. #CHANEL #NadegeDubospertus © CHANEL Cruise 1993/94

thefatjewish

I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.

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#CHANELHolidays, a summer retrospective. Photographed by Karl Lagerfeld in Saint-Tropez, starring Stella Tennant. #CHANEL #StellaTennant © CHANEL Cruise 2016/17

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#CHANELHolidays, a summer retrospective. Photographed by Karl Lagerfeld in Monaco, starring @LindaEvangelista and @CTurlington. #CHANEL #LindaEvangelista #ChristyTurlington © CHANEL Spring-Summer 1991

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#CHANELHolidays, a summer retrospective. Photographed by Karl Lagerfeld in Biarritz, starring @iosonomariacarlaboscono and Frankie Rayder. #CHANEL #MariacarlaBoscono #FrankieRayder © CHANEL Spring-Summer 2003

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#CHANELHolidays, a summer retrospective. Photographed by Karl Lagerfeld in Monaco, starring @ClaudiaSchiffer. #CHANEL #ClaudiaSchiffer © CHANEL Spring-Summer 1992

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#CHANELHolidays, a summer retrospective. Photographed by Karl Lagerfeld in Le Mée-sur-Seine, starring @inesdelafressangeofficial. #CHANEL #InesdelaFressange © CHANEL Spring-Summer 1988

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#CHANELHolidays, a summer retrospective. Photographed by Karl Lagerfeld in Monaco, starring @LindaEvangelista and @CTurlington. #CHANEL #LindaEvangelista #ChristyTurlington © CHANEL Spring-Summer 1991

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#CHANELHolidays, a summer retrospective. Photographed by Karl Lagerfeld in Antibes, starring @SaskiadeBrauw and @JoanSmalls. #CHANEL #SaskiadeBrauw #JoanSmalls © CHANEL Spring-Summer 2012

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#CHANELHolidays, a summer retrospective. Photographed by Karl Lagerfeld in Monaco, starring @CTurlington. #CHANEL #ChristyTurlington © CHANEL Cruise 1991

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Fragrance and music share the same language. With N°5 L’EAU, Olivier Polge has composed a contemporary variation of the original fragrance without losing any of its character and mystery. #IAmANose #ChanelParfumeur #ChanelFragrance

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For Olivier Polge, fragrance runs in the family. In 2013, he succeeded his father as the nose of CHANEL. Three years later, he created a contemporary version of N°5 with N°5 L’EAU. #IAmANose #ChanelParfumeur #ChanelFragrance

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The Folklore earrings are an interpretation of colorful, traditional Russian embroideries. They are reimagined in daring red lacquer, Gabrielle Chanel’s favorite color, and punctuated with tsavorite and orange garnets, blue and pink sapphires, diamonds and pearls. Discover the collection - link in bio #CHANELHighJewelry #LeParisRusseDeCHANEL @almajodorowsky

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Paris saw a wave of Russian émigrés after the revolution of 1917. Influenced by her Russian lovers and friends, Gabrielle Chanel created several Russian-inspired collections. Now, a CHANEL High Jewelry collection has been created to celebrate this storied time. These Aigle Cambon cuffs are inspired by the double-headed eagle found in Coco Chanel’s Rue Cambon apartment. Discover the collection - link in Bio. #CHANELHighJewelry #LeParisRusseDeCHANEL @almajodorowsky

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The Sarafane necklace and earrings are inspired by the Russian needlework that Gabrielle Chanel incorporated into her collections. This embroidery-inspired, camellia motif crafted from diamonds and pearls, centers around a stunning, round-cut 10.18-carat diamond, colorless and internally flawless. Discover the collection - link in Bio. #CHANELHighJewelry #LeParisRusseDeCHANEL @almajodorowsky

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Taking inspiration from the Russian artifacts in Gabrielle Chanel’s Rue Cambon apartment, The Aigle Protecteur necklace pays tribute to Coco Chanel’s vision of a Russian Paris, with the double-headed eagle in platinum and diamonds, keeping watch over the rare shield-cut diamonds and sparkling rows of briolette-cut diamonds. Discover the collection - link in Bio. #CHANELHighJewelry #LeParisRusseDeCHANEL

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Quilted satin is trimmed with the signature CHANEL leather-woven chain, creating a winter silhouette for the #CHANELCocoNeige 2019/20 collection. #CHANEL @rebeccalongendyke

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The #CHANELCocoNeige 2019/20 collection — an entirely leather look is paired with a snowflake-printed backpack and a quilted leather belt bag. #CHANEL @rebeccalongendyke

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Layering textures with touches of quilting and snowflake motifs, the #CHANELCocoNeige 2019/20 collection revisits the codes of the House. #CHANEL @rebeccalongendyke

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Worn together, a wool jacket is paired with a matching handbag in the #CHANELFallWinter 2019/20 Ready-to-Wear pre-collection, photographed by Leïla Smara. #CHANEL @rebeccalongendyke

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An all-over lace dress adds a feminine allure to the #CHANELFallWinter 2019/20 Ready-to-Wear pre-collection, photographed by Leïla Smara. #CHANEL @rebeccalongendyke

thefatjewish

2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.

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Captivating and luminous, @margotrobbie incarnates GABRIELLE CHANEL ESSENCE*. The fragrance of a radiant woman. #ChanelFragrance #GabrielleChanel *GABRIELLE CHANEL ESSENCE will be available as of September 1, 2019.

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Beauty is in the air with easy-to-carry and travel-friendly products. Follow Mademoiselle’s tips to travel in style. Ready for takeoff? #MademoiselleTravels

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Mademoiselle always selects her destination with care. With LES EAUX DE CHANEL, every spray is a journey. Venice, Deauville, Biarritz…which will you choose? #MademoiselleTravels

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While traveling, Mademoiselle takes the ultimate regenerating power of SUBLIMAGE La Crème and SUBLIMAGE La Brume with her for smooth, strengthened and revitalized skin. #MademoiselleTravels

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Look 70/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL #CHANELMakeup @chanel.beauty @vittoria

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Look 69/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @kdhwillems See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 68/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL #CHANELMakeup @chanel.beauty @fransummers See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 67/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @mxlunaa See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 64/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @lovegrace_e See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 63/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @adutakech See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 62/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @lea_jul See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 60/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @michelle_gtk See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 59/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @ninamarker See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 58/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @vanessa.hartog See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 57/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @justine_asset See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 56/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL #CHANELMakeup @chanel.beauty @camhrl See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 55/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @mariamiguel.a See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 54/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @laurenjdg See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 53/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @tamiwilliamsofficial See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 51/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @aivita.muze See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 49/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @maike.inga See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 21/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @liubingbing7 See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 20/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @mathilde_henning See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 19/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @lafaretta See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 18/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @deirdrefirinne See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 15/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @leilss4reals See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 14/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @rachellehrs See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 13/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @milena_ioanna See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

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Look 12/70 — Fall-Winter 2019/20 #CHANELHauteCouture. #CHANEL @rebeccalongendyke See all the looks unfold daily in the @CHANELofficial feed.

TheFatJewish

FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride

THEFATJEWISH

YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.

THEFATJEWISH

MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS

thefatjewish

I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)

thefatjewish

I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)

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PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)

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SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.

thefatjewish

I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)

thefatjewish

MY WINE COMPANY @DRINKBABE IS CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING WITH THE FUCKING QUEEN, MY DEAR FRIEND/ BUSINESS GURU @EMRATA. LOOK FOR HER ON BILLBOARDS NATIONWIDE, STOMPING THROUGH CITIES LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA HAD A MUCH BETTER BUTT

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*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)

thefatjewish

HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE

thefatjewish

DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.

thefatjewish

LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN

thefatjewish

ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE

thefatjewish

STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH

thefatjewish

SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS

thefatjewish

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? @emrata

thefatjewish

SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING

thefatjewish

I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG

thefatjewish

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)

thefatjewish

So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.

thefatjewish

“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)

thefatjewish

“White people love snitching so much, they invented yelp” - @desusnice

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HOLY FUCK THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN ( @pizzaslime)

thefatjewish

THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN

THEFATJEWISH

Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.

thefatjewish

I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

thefatjewish

Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)

thefatjewish

One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.

thefatjewish

The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.

thefatjewish

I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?

thefatjewish

Never fucking forget. #9/11

thefatjewish

Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge

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I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!

thefatjewish

ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.

thefatjewish

Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP

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2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

thefatjewish

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD

thefatjewish

Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!

thefatjewish

I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE

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People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)

thefatjewish

Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.

thefatjewish

Asians are soooooo future.

thefatjewish

TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER

thefatjewish

It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.

thefatjewish

I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)

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And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)

thefatjewish

I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.