Dudes! My dear friend @bradjenkins has a new podcast called @firedupshow — he’s one of the coolest and smartest people I know. Also, for clarity, this pic has nothing to do with the podcast but it is a pic of the day we met WHICH happened to be when we both spoke at the White House a few years ago, all before the evil Cheeto lived there of course. Annyyywayyyy I digress! Go listen to the podcast, link in my stories!
duck duck goose
d a y // t w o
d a y o n e #sdcc
you a bug?
I’d like to take a moment and give a huge thanks to my pms, my sodium retention, and my corset for making it look like I have boobs.
The first trailer and poster for my new film @abominablemovie is HERE! This movie means so much to me. It’s genuinely incredible. And I can’t can’t can’t canttttttttt wait for everyone to see it. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll want a yeti as a best friend. You’ll love it. 💕SWIPE TO SEE THE FIRST TRAILER💕#AbominableMovie #dreamworksanimation
Tomorrow #agentsofshield season 6 airs on @abcnetwork at 8/7 central. SEASON SIX! Here’s our poster. And then there’s a Queen album cover which is funny cause they look similar cause I don’t know why but omg imagine if all of a sudden our show was a musical, that we’ve been building up to for six years, and it was this big huge surprise!!!....I mean it’s not. But like, imagine that. Anywayyyyy, tune in tomorrow, it’s not a musical but it’s still really fun and marvel-y and badass, and awesome. You’ll like it a lot a lot I promise. 💥💋
What’s dating in la like? Me:
Most of you don’t know this, but I am 36% trucker/sweaty teenage boy who just got out of gym class.
My three best friends! Lil, Jeff, and the ab line that I flexed so hard for, that I might have peed my dress. #lovethegang #avengersendgame
I know you were thinking “man I’d like even more pictures of her face, but just closer upper ones” so out of the kindness of my heart, you’re welcome. 🧡
Channeling my inner Cheeto. As one does... #avengersendgame
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLARKY MCCLARKINGSTON! I LOVE YOU TO PIECES. THATS WHY IM YELLING. BE MORE AMAZING I DARE YOU🌈💕 @clarkgregg
When it’s Tuesday but it feels like Friday...
I was looking for an emoji for the caption of this pic. The goal: use emoji to distract everyone from fact that there’s nothing witty or interesting about this selfie, that it simply exists because I like my hair right now and I deep down I’d probably like some sort of validation. BUT as always, I got distracted. Because, SOME OF THESE EMOJIS ARE SO RANDOM. Truly. Like, why do we have clock emojis with every time of day on the clock with no numbers? 🕐🕕🕚🕑🕟🕖🕛🕠🕒🕜🕓🕦🕤🕔🕢🕘🕣—— is annyyyoneee using these? Are people asking each other what time it is and then someone else is like oh 🕦 ...... and then there are these 🛄🛂◀️🔼⏩⏮⏭⏬ or these 🗜🔢📕📗📘📙📇... is that last one an index card organizer?? Is that what that is?? What is that? Genuinely asking if anyone is using these? Anywayyyy, I digress from digressing, here’s a selfie.
*listens to hank williams once
Since no one asked, here’s me wearing cargo pants with no shirt.
I knew buying an overpriced pink rain coat three years ago for no reason was gonna come in handy someday.
✨Happy Chinese New Year ya little piggies ✨ Had the best little gathering of friends and family to celebrate the new year, we made dumplings and ate our faces offffff :) 🥟🍊🍊🎁✨🥂 If you celebrated too, send pics my way! I wanna see! 🥟🥟🥟🍊🍊🍊🐷
still desperate #10yearchallenge
u a good boy
*goes sightseeing *takes pictures of self
back in the homeland
When life gives you a diarrhea colored jumpsuit...do this?
2019 has nothing to do with this picture, here’s me nakeish tho
Jeff, I hate how much I love you. Like that Rihanna song. Happy birthday you fuckin gem of a human. #yasqueen
Happy birthday or whatever, love you or whatever @iain_decaestecker