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New York Times! If you are in NYC, get tix to @jacnov ‘s show. Shows are selling out. Link in her bio.

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Survived my first California earthquake while buying these sneakers. Full disclosure, I did not feel the earthquake at all.

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Were you worried about if @officialmisfits would rock? You silly motherfucker.

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The regular shutting down of the street I live on in order to promote comic book movies is fine by me.

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On the Amtrak to San Luis Obispo to open for @sordociego tonight. People on the beach wave at the train. What dopes.

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‪Just walked by the Aladdin premier and saw Will Smith. Scientologists were so excited they didn’t even try to get me on that fake stress test machine. ‬

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Cats are not aloof.

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‪Watched @slipknot through a fence in Hollywood yesterday. Moving to LA was the best decision I ever made.

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Told @shinhair to do whatever she wanted. Luckily she’s a fucking genius.

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Tonight

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Fun time last night with @drfantasty @eddietunes @jackthatworm

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I love LA

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Boulevard of broken dreams

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#Repost @largolosangeles with @get_repost ・・・ Real fun night! #AnthonyJeselnikAndEnemies with a wonderful cast of comedians 🔥❤ #ChrisLaker #BoBurnham #AnthonyJeselnik #JaquelineNovak 02/16/19

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You should go to this tomorrow night.

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I live in Los Angeles now.

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@jacnov checking out swimwear for when we move to LA on Monday.

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Buzz has been verified. Moving to LA to capitalize on this moment. Thanks to @zachbroussard for recognizing me as 925th! #toppyawards

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@jasoncsaenz of @saenzsigns is a really talented and all around great person. Link to his gofundme in my bio. Please give and/or share.

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Happy Hanukkah!

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New show biz goal, get my face on a breakfast cart. Go see #TheNewOne !

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@birbigs was meant to be on Broadway. #TheNewOne has gotten better every time I’ve seen it. It’s so packed with jokes and somehow still tells an emotional story. Masterful. Go see it. Here’s a pic of me and @jacnov at opening night to prove I’m in show biz.‬

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They let cats vote in NYC! Don’t tell the Fox News ya narc.

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‪Me voting 2016 vs me voting 2018 #VoteTuesday‬

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Nice! #makingamurderer

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You are fucking up @nike Pull it together.

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Well, @aparnapkin has gone Hollywood. Guess she’s gonna be too busy doing lunch with Vin Diesel now. Go see A Simple Favor.

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Longing

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After a few heated exchanges I’ve had with “geniuses” over the years, I watch @jacnov be helped from across the apple store. I will intervene at the first sign of condescension.

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I’m performing Chris Laker is Dead in Edinburgh for most of August. Please come if you are around.

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Just got a ticket saying I have to appear in court and prove I am an ally. #pride🌈

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Citibike isn’t afraid to promote infidelity.

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#TheWholeStory shows next week. Great comics and me tell stories. Presented by @birbigs ! Brooklyn @unionhallny Philly @phitcomedy Boston @improvboston

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In Tampa hoping that Hulk Hogan comes to see @birbigs tonight. #TheNewOne

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No thanks. I’ll find an all-inclusive vape shop for my vaping needs.

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Best news alert of the year.

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‪“Effortlessly hilarious comedians Chris Laker and Jacqueline Novak” - The New York Fucking Times

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@jimflorentine wrote a hilarious book and I’m thanked in it! Buy it right now!

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I can separate the art from the artist when it’s a pillow.

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Sunday! Me & @jacnov are telling half hour stories at @unionhallny . The show was conceived and produced by the amazing @birbigs ! Tix link in bio. Please come.

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Just ate mad carbs but drinking espresso so it’s all good.

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Flower is really a great film. You should see it.