New York Times! If you are in NYC, get tix to @jacnov ‘s show. Shows are selling out. Link in her bio.
Survived my first California earthquake while buying these sneakers. Full disclosure, I did not feel the earthquake at all.
The regular shutting down of the street I live on in order to promote comic book movies is fine by me.
On the Amtrak to San Luis Obispo to open for @sordociego tonight. People on the beach wave at the train. What dopes.
Just walked by the Aladdin premier and saw Will Smith. Scientologists were so excited they didn’t even try to get me on that fake stress test machine.
Cats are not aloof.
Watched @slipknot through a fence in Hollywood yesterday. Moving to LA was the best decision I ever made.
I love LA
Boulevard of broken dreams
#Repost @largolosangeles with @get_repost ・・・ Real fun night! #AnthonyJeselnikAndEnemies with a wonderful cast of comedians 🔥❤ #ChrisLaker #BoBurnham #AnthonyJeselnik #JaquelineNovak 02/16/19
You should go to this tomorrow night.
I live in Los Angeles now.
New show biz goal, get my face on a breakfast cart. Go see #TheNewOne !
They let cats vote in NYC! Don’t tell the Fox News ya narc.
Me voting 2016 vs me voting 2018 #VoteTuesday
After a few heated exchanges I’ve had with “geniuses” over the years, I watch @jacnov be helped from across the apple store. I will intervene at the first sign of condescension.
I’m performing Chris Laker is Dead in Edinburgh for most of August. Please come if you are around.
Just got a ticket saying I have to appear in court and prove I am an ally. #pride🌈
Citibike isn’t afraid to promote infidelity.
No thanks. I’ll find an all-inclusive vape shop for my vaping needs.
Best news alert of the year.
“Effortlessly hilarious comedians Chris Laker and Jacqueline Novak” - The New York Fucking Times
I can separate the art from the artist when it’s a pillow.