now circulating on Twitter: “The america the left wants” - I cant stop laughing. Tag yourself, I’m the guy with a sheep friend
she is incredibly proud of this dress. I couldn’t pick one picture.
Luna puts her shoes on him.
So I birthed an ax eater
Yeah um, we have wildly different takes on “different views”
Just found my favorite breastpump @haakaanz today during #worldbreastfeedingweek and feeling nostalgic thinking back to the days with my tiiiny babies. It made it so easy for me to pump (and live life)! Seems so long ago, but I guess now I'll just use it as my new drinking cup. #WBW2019 #haakaa #sponsored
it’s like someone took my husband, the love of my life, and extended my time with him by giving me his baby years too. Is that weird? That’s weird
*peter griffin LOOKATMYKIDS gif*
Rascals, in descending order of rascality
I haven’t been feeling like my best self lately. Like pretty super below it. I think I have an ulcer. Also I’m super cranky. And tired. Don’t tell me to go to the doctor. I will. But I still need help with the cranky part :( is there a cranky dr
Yesterday was a good day. HBD paul the dog!!
miles helping test mom’s noodle soup recipes!
Little man with all his favorite things! Currently going mad over cars and firetrucks! 🚨🚒🚨🚒🚨
I had this amazing idea to rent an RV so we could sleep in our friend’s driveway with the kids and not go back and forth to a hotel, lugging all our baby crap. I’ve always wanted to do a cross-country trip but figured just heading upstate would be a good start! These two videos were taken 5 minutes apart.
cannot explain how much I love baby feet (AKA “piggies” in this household) GIMME THOSE PIGS
fucking love the grocery store
when you see your food coming
NYC - Bubby’s - chicken n pancakes
H A P P Y 🎈 B I R T H D A Y to my queen @praisethelourd all the feels for you all the time but especially today 🎂👯♀️
my target summer #cravingscollection is out!!! thank you for the awesome photos, @ohtarget!!
“There is no point in hurrying because you are not actually going anywhere. However far or long you plod, you are always in the same place: in the woods.” — Bill Bryson
she wanted a very fancy picnic, the kind Ursula would have if she were young ? Whatever that means #CravingsCollection
oh my he is 🇹🇭!!
HAPPY SHOW PREMIERE DAY!!! We’re on at 10PM, right after AGT on @nbc!!! Definitely post below whether or not you think I’m a comedian and for sure go to town arguing in the comments because there are just not enough things to be mad about in a day!!! Love u guys!!!!
Going through old photos. Look at dad!!
oh dear god
feels off-brand but going for it
nonononooooooooo too big too fast
this face. every day it kills me.
our little family!
found my toons a new dress
no caption been thinking too long
if you email me anytime in the next 7 days this is who is replying
john posted this but I have more followers
💛 in portofino!! (shoutout to cobra team/backgrid)
me and john
happy in nyc!!! what a beautiful freaking day
“Sometimes a journey makes itself necessary.” - #annecarson #autobiographyofred 💌
Week in review #sunday 🖤 ☕️
Today’s #mood brought to you by little me...how about you? 💛
“It’s not what you look at that matters, it’s what you see.” -Henry David Thoreau 🌠
“No need to hurry. No need to sparkle. No need to be anybody but oneself” -Virginia Woolf 🧡 thank you @shaedetar for sharing this one with me 🧡
“If we go down into ourselves, we find that we possess exactly what we desire.” -Simone Weil ❤️🔮
“At last came the golden month of the wild folk...” -Samuel Scoville Jr. 🧡
American Horror Story: Met Ball 🥂
#metgala2019 #camp 🍭🍡🌸🌷
So excited to show you guys the first photo from my @tousjewelry campaign 💕 #staytender #touslover 🎀
Paris x Louis Vuitton 💜💚🖤
Protecting your skin from the inside is so important! I’ve started taking @Vitamin__World Platinum Acai every day. It’s my secret weapon for anti-aging. Acai is the queen 👑 of antioxidants! Just 2 capsules per day has improved my skin appearance in the past 15 days! #VitaminWorld #antioxidantqueen #partner
Back to basics 💇🏻♀️
Thank you #nyc for #28 👑 🎁🥂 🎂 until next time ✈️