now circulating on Twitter: “The america the left wants” - I cant stop laughing. Tag yourself, I’m the guy with a sheep friend
she is incredibly proud of this dress. I couldn’t pick one picture.
Luna puts her shoes on him.
So I birthed an ax eater
Yeah um, we have wildly different takes on “different views”
Just found my favorite breastpump @haakaanz today during #worldbreastfeedingweek and feeling nostalgic thinking back to the days with my tiiiny babies. It made it so easy for me to pump (and live life)! Seems so long ago, but I guess now I'll just use it as my new drinking cup. #WBW2019 #haakaa #sponsored
Fechando a semana com chave de ouro em João Pessoa/PB, com todos os ingressos esgotados . Muito obrigado pelo carinho de vocês!
it’s like someone took my husband, the love of my life, and extended my time with him by giving me his baby years too. Is that weird? That’s weird
*peter griffin LOOKATMYKIDS gif*
Rascals, in descending order of rascality
I haven’t been feeling like my best self lately. Like pretty super below it. I think I have an ulcer. Also I’m super cranky. And tired. Don’t tell me to go to the doctor. I will. But I still need help with the cranky part :( is there a cranky dr
Yesterday was a good day. HBD paul the dog!!
Explosão em Salvador/BA, daqui a pouco o @buteco mais famoso do Brasil desembarca em Natal/RN #igotitrightagain
Limited time glam attack, le riot lip gloss, and RIP lip liner duos end tonight at midnight PT! This is me wearing #GLAMATTACK in APHRODITE, part of the GIVE ‘EM HEAVEN duo. Order now at HausLabs.com 💋
miles helping test mom’s noodle soup recipes!
Little man with all his favorite things! Currently going mad over cars and firetrucks! 🚨🚒🚨🚒🚨
I had this amazing idea to rent an RV so we could sleep in our friend’s driveway with the kids and not go back and forth to a hotel, lugging all our baby crap. I’ve always wanted to do a cross-country trip but figured just heading upstate would be a good start! These two videos were taken 5 minutes apart.
cannot explain how much I love baby feet (AKA “piggies” in this household) GIMME THOSE PIGS
fucking love the grocery store
when you see your food coming
NYC - Bubby’s - chicken n pancakes
To the launch of #HAUSLABORATORIES. Cheers to a wonderful day 1 🥂
Tomorrow we welcome you to our HAUS. #hauslaboratories goes up for pre-order at midnight PT 💋
Between developing formulas, mixing the shades, designing the packaging and components, as well as casting the models and collaborating on styling, direction, and being the creative director, pulling all-nighters making boards that showed all our imagery and art—this launch is so very special to me. This is a labor of love and passion to be the Warhol of an artist I’ve always wanted to be. I love everyone who works w/ me @hauslabs we are a family on a mission: to inspire bravery, inspire a positive community that breeds self-acceptance. We want you to see you as you see yourself. Thank you for going on this journey with me. This isn’t just makeup. It’s a battle. A battle for your life. And I hope this makeup inspires you as much as makeup did when I fell in love with it and it helped me discover myself. I love you. We want you to love yourself ❤️ #HausLaboratories #BattleForYourLife
she wanted a very fancy picnic, the kind Ursula would have if she were young ? Whatever that means #CravingsCollection
When I was young, I never felt beautiful. And as I struggled to find a sense of both inner and outer beauty, I discovered the power of makeup. I remember watching my mother put her makeup on every morning, basking in the glow of her power to put on her bravest face as the hard working woman she was. I then began to experiment with makeup as a way to make my dreams of being as strong as my mother become true. It was then that I invented Lady Gaga. I found the superhero within me by looking in the mirror and seeing who I wanted to be. Sometimes beauty doesn't come naturally from within. But I'm so grateful that makeup inspired a bravery in me I didn't know I had. I've come to accept that I discovered my beauty by having the ability to invent myself and transform. They said I was just weird, but really, I was just Born This Way. Love, Lady Gaga
oh my he is 🇹🇭!!
HAPPY SHOW PREMIERE DAY!!! We’re on at 10PM, right after AGT on @nbc!!! Definitely post below whether or not you think I’m a comedian and for sure go to town arguing in the comments because there are just not enough things to be mad about in a day!!! Love u guys!!!!
Going through old photos. Look at dad!!
oh dear god
feels off-brand but going for it
nonononooooooooo too big too fast
this face. every day it kills me.
our little family!
found my toons a new dress
no caption been thinking too long
Nos braços dela... ❣️
if you email me anytime in the next 7 days this is who is replying
john posted this but I have more followers
💛 in portofino!! (shoutout to cobra team/backgrid)
🏛 🏆 Cem Mil é a música mais tocada do 1 semestre de 2019, assim como em 2018 Apelido Carinhoso foi a mais tocada do ano... A meu bom Deus, obrigado a todos os fãs, por tudo que fazem por mim... Ao meu parceiro de caneta @tierry essa foi uma canetada certeira !!! Obrigado 🙏
Como é bom voltar onde tudo começou, obrigado Goiânia, obrigado VillaMix. O Embaixador voltou!
me and john
I couldn’t be more proud of every single person in that crowd and around the world today. This community inspires me so much. Your courage, your bravery, your relentless pursuit of kindness. Celebrate yourselves today, and hopefully every day. I love you. #PRIDE 📸 @gr8images @gettyentertainment
happy in nyc!!! what a beautiful freaking day
LADY GAGA ENIGMA / JAZZ & PIANO THE LAS VEGAS RESIDENCY AT @PARKTHEATERLV LITTLE MONSTERS PRE-SALE NOW GAGAVEGAS.COM #GAGAVEGAS
After show... there is actual hair on this poster and I’m living for it. I love my little monsters so much. Over a decade and some things never change. 😭💕
“Camp is a part of who we are. It’s not something that we have to try to be.” Watch the full video on Vogue.com! #hausofgaga #metgala #metgaga
When you change so many times that you need to take a quick nap on the red carpet 🤷♀️ #help #metgala #metgaga
😭 I couldn’t have said it better @brandonmaxwell I love you with all my heart and soul. Best friends forever ❤️ ——— @brandonmaxwell: I promise this will be my last #metgala post! But first, I wanted to take a minute to talk about friendship. 10 years ago on the night of the Met Gala I entered through a back door, bags in hand, and helped my friend @ladygaga change in to her performance outfit for her first Met Gala, where she would sing all her hits and dazzle the fashion crowd. 10 years later I walked in the front door hand in hand with her, having had the opportunity to design 4 outfits for her. In between these two nights, which were both momentous for me, a long and wondrous relationship has both sustained me and propelled me to believe I could walk through any door, so long as I did it with integrity and hard work. The world sees the moments on a carpet, tihe moments on stage, but I’ve been fortunate enough to see the moments behind the curtain that truly define what makes a star a star. There has never been a moment in our friendship where I did not feel that I was supported, that I did not feel that my best interests were put first, where I did not feel anything other than complete love and respect. She has pushed me to be better, to do better, and to achieve my dreams farther than I even could have imagined them to go. We were once two kids that had crazy dreams, a love for the performance and the show, a respect for the craft and those that came before, and now we are two adults who have held hands through many storms, and come out smiling on the other side. Friendship and loyalty are important, especially in our industries, and I’m so blessed to have been witness to the greatest example. Love your friends for who they are, and where they are, ride the ride together, be proud, because no success is worth it without the ones you love. Thank you all so much for your love and kindness this week, grateful would not be a strong enough word for how I truly feel. We had so much fun! ——— 📸 @johnshearer
#METGALA #METGAGA 2️⃣ 📸 @dia.getty
#METGALA #METGAGA 1️⃣
Met Gala countdown 🍾 #fashion #metgala #camp #ladygaga
Back in the New York Groove. #MetGala #Fashion #ObsessedWithMyCelineBoots
Met Gala here we come. Destination “Camp,” so excited to co-chair Anna’s event. #MetGala #MarcJacobs #(and I didn’t shave my legs for 4 days which really completes the look) #ZoomIn #ladygaga #fashion thank you @sarahtannomakeup for the jacob’s shwag
Euuuuu vou parar na gaiola 😶🙄
Aiii BB ❤️
I can’t believe Shallow is #1 on the Hot 100, and the soundtrack is #1 as well. This is my first #1 song in 8 years, and it feels like Just Dance going number one all over again. Rule #1: Never give up. Rule #2: Always listen to rule #1. Thank you so much to all our beautiful fans. You make my dreams come true. #Shallow #AStarIsBorn 📸: FIA Pictures
For the Oscars, @tiffanyandco offered to go into their vault and let me wear their iconic, 141-year-old Tiffany diamond. The last person to wear this was Audrey Hepburn while promoting Breakfast at Tiffany’s 😭 It was an honor to wear it and made my unforgettable night even more special.
Bora? Me diz onde vamos nos encontrar !!!
Com licença (Senhores e Senhoras) ... 📲 Tenham uma noite inenarrável , por obséquio curta essa foto e comente !!! Gracias
A moment in my life I will never forget. My whole artistic journey flashed before my eyes. Thank you to the Academy and to the gentlemen who wrote and performed this song with me.
Nothing could be more special than sharing this moment at the Oscars with a true friend and artistic genius.
Meu filho Samuel... ❤️
Meu filho Gabriel... ❤️
Balada do Embaixador | Rondonópolis-MT.💥 Muito obrigado pelo carinho de todos!!❤️
Musical crisis averted. Too many tequilas forgot the fifth staff line poor thing. Here’s the real deal 😎
Happy Valentine’s Day. A tattoo toast to “la vie en rose” by the beautiful @winterstone my spinal cord is now a rose
Mais um recorde de público!!! Quirinópolis-GO. 💥 Muito obrigado pelo carinho de todos!❤️
Obrigado Brumado/BA, disfrutando de la Bachata...Me uno al reto leyendas de bachata, mira eso @romeosantos @borimundial ! Gracias a los pioneros de la bachata por este bello ritmo, me siento muy honrado en representar la bachata en Brazil... Un abrazo al pueblo dominicano... #retoleyendasdebachata #OEmbaixador
Jazz & Piano tonight 🎹 #GagaVegas
Hoje é seu aniversário, hoje é seu dia... Eu espero que esteja feliz com esta data, tirando proveito de cada momento, pois você merece, cada sorriso, cada emoção que passar no dia de hoje. Obrigado pela nossa FAMÍLIA... Você é um exemplo de MÃE, ESPOSA, AMIGA e COMPANHEIRA, FELIZ ANIVERSARIO!!! Te amo !!! @andressasuita
Récord de público no @festverao_pb João Pessoa-PB. 💥 Que festa linda! Obrigado pelo carinho!❤️ 🏛
Aiiii meus filhos!!! Gabriel e Samuel 😍
Olha que especial esse quadro com a imagem do meu filho Gabriel, pintado à mão pelo artista @marciogaripintor !! Guardarei com muito carinho, Deus abençoe e que continue fazendo esse trabalho lindo!!!
Ilhéus - BA. 💥💥 Obrigado pelo carinho! ❤️
Goodbye, my angel 💔
Thank you to the National Board of Review for giving me the award for Best Actress for my performance in #astarisborn I’m beyond grateful to you, my family, friends, collaborators and fans. Trust yourself, if you work hard and never give up no matter what anyone tells you, you can achieve your wildest dreams. #NBRAwards @nbrfilm 📸: @mattdoylephoto @gettyentertainment
I felt like a princess in custom @tiffanyandco made just for me for the #GoldenGlobes 🤗 The Aurora necklace was named after the Aurora Borealis as an homage to #AStarIsBorn 🌟 #TiffanyAndCo
I didn’t get to say everything I wanted to say last night when we won, I was so overcome with emotion and of course wanted to share the mic with my co-writers. We are all so grateful Bradley loved “Shallow,” sang his heart out live, and truly the song would not be revered as it is without the brilliant film and moment Bradley created and the way he directed the moment and collaborated with us on how it would eventually be given to the world. Thank you B, and thank you Warner Bros. Thank you HFPA, we are beyond grateful. 📸 @gettyentertainment
I am so grateful to Bradley for this opportunity, and for singing this beautiful song with me. Me, @iammarkronson, @antmundo and @wyattish are floored by this win. Just a couple of kids that love making music, and we got to do it for this breathtaking film. We love our fans so much! Thank you for believing in us. And thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press Association! #AStarIsBorn
Dia de folga com ela... Meu BB !!!
Parambu-CE. 💥💥 Muito obrigado pelo carinho!!!❤️
E quando você acerta o CD inteiro ??? O meu Deus, obrigado por tudo !!! Obrigado Caruaru/PE que show!!! #OEmbaixador #AiBB Cem Mil ✅ Respeita o Nosso Fim ✅ Carrinho na Areia ✅ Eu não iria ✅ Sujeito ✅ Tudo que vai um dia volta ✅
Cajazeiras - PB. 💥❤️
Cantando e comemorando a vida ao lado da família e amigos! Não tem nada que me faça mais feliz do que estar em casa, rodeado de muito amor. E claro que não podia faltar @oldparrbr para celebrar esses momentos comigo! #Ad #OldParr #AVidaBemVivida . . . . Aprecie com moderação. Não compartilhe com menores de 18 anos.
Ortigueira - PR. 💥 Recorde de público na #ExpoOrtigueira2018 💥 Muito obrigado a todos pela noite maravilhosa!!! ❤️
Ano 2001 Quando falo em gratidão sempre vem essa imagem em minha cabeça, da época que tocávamos muitas das vezes por um prato de comida...Persistir é o caminho!!! #ObrigadoJesus
Dias das crianças... ❤️
Sobre ontem, em Pilar de Goiás - GO. ❤️
E ae tudo bem?
Pelotas - RS. ❤️ Obrigado pelo carinho!!!
Alo Brasília 24 de Novembro #Repost @marquinhodracena with @get_repost ・・・ Agora SIM o Buteco tá Armado, mais duas atrações confirmadas!💥💥💥 Israel & Rodolffo e Mano Walter se juntam ao melhor Buteco do Brasil! Se antes tava bão, agora tá melhor ainda! Sábado 24 de novembro, Buteco do Gusttavo Lima em Brasília 😱🍻. . Ingressos: www.bilheteriadigital.com . . . . @butecodogusttavolimabsb @buteco @gusttavolima @marcosaudiomix @clubefmbrasilia @arthurluiscardoso @lauberamorim @brunobolognesi @funnentretenimento #butecodogusttavolima #butecodogl #zedarecaida #aibb #gusttavolima #israelerdolffo #manowalter
Obrigado a todos os fãs!!! #ZéDaRecaída #ApelidoCarinhoso #MundoDeIlusões #ButecoDoGusttavoLima
Grudinho do Papai!!!
Canoinhas - SC. ❤️ Obrigado pelo carinho!!!
Primeiro da noite, concluído com sucesso! 🙌🏻 Valeu galera de Franca - SP!!! Obrigado pelo carinho! ❤️
Jaguariúna - SP. 💥❤️ Limeira - SP. 💥❤️ Muito obrigado pelo carinho!!!
Fala comigo BB...