Hope you didn’t forget to say happy birthday to the both of us.
Here’s another shot from my previous Elle shoot to remind you that I still care about social media currency and the fermentation of my brain fluid.
UNPRECEDENTED: Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart consume the flesh of ‘reliable sources’ to fuel their bacchanalian sex cult.
You are appreciated, you are loved, and most of all- you are free. 🇺🇸
Due to the influx of Russians in my comments section, I’ve decided to start wearing an ushanka in an attempt to expand my audience. I have become a nesting doll, consistently getting smaller and more hollow on the inside with every image of adidas tracksuits I see on my explore page. Oh yeah, here’s another picture of @estellaboersma for @elleusa
New story with the ever resilient @estellaboersma . An absolute pleasure of an experience in Iceland. Ate my fill of fermented and dung smoked meats. Arm wrestled a Viking. Danced with the national champion. Thanks to the fantastic team. Can’t wait to return. Styling: @natasharoyt Style assist: @franciscoovallejr Hair: @mustafayanaz MU: @ciaradoesmakeup Light: @jamestarmcnaught / @l_aylott @elleusa
Congrats to @ferragamo and #paulandrew for an amazing show. Thanks for taking me back to where I was born 🇮🇹, I’m finally a wine mom.
Some mercurial pool
A little something from yesterday’s faded dream
Met gala 2019
Met gala 2019
Met gala 2019
Met Gala 2019
Freezing one’s self to awake for future generations is not only incredibly expensive and vain, but also a global health risk thanks to all your current bacteria. Please think of another alternative on how to scare your great great grandchildren. #TVDinner
Please remember to smile on this beautiful Friday
“It’s called a love seat”
Wow thank you all so much for the season 3 wrap gift.
There is peace here again
No photos please
Your chapel check point
Just before he ripped my throat out
ABSOLUTELY 🚭 IN THE BUSH
As we push into the final week before the @fivefeetapartfilm opening this Friday I just wanted to say how proud I am of everyone in this photo. To make my brother and father cry in a room full of young women and business professionals is something I’ll smile about for the rest of my life. @justinbaldoni , can’t put into words how impressed you’re about to make everyone, and thank you for the late nights spent editing @haleyluhoo snot from her crying scenes. Can’t wait for you guys to see the film 🎞
Love you bud
A good non-verbal indication you’re messing up.
@haleyluhoo and I take requests, but I swear if you say something cliche like wonderwall then don’t even bother coming to @fivefeetapartfilm this month because I’ll be there to personally kick you out. Here are some images of us for @wonderland that I think you’ll enjoy, one of which is a very close image of our faces for your binders or something. Can’t wait for you guys to see the film 💅🏻
Here’s some #relatable #content for you all
Available to officiate your birth ceremonies, weddings, funerals, and ritual circumcisions. Hmu
Another one just for good measure
for this valentines, rip these photos from the pages of the new @gq and burn them in whatever Wiccan summoning circle you’ve drawn on your bathroom floor. Light the candles, then say Cole Sprouse, Cole Sprouse, Cole Sprouse. Wait 6- 10 business days. Congratulations, your Cole Sprouse body pillow has finally arrived. @kelianne
Very pleased to share my new fashion story in this month’s @elleusa . Got a chance to work with the always optimistic @jammehoumie and a wonderful team that elevated the work. As you’re scrolling up rapidly on your phone, view this photo and take the time to dwell upon how connected you (the observer) and I (your estranged lover) feel in this moment. Styling: @natasharoyt Hair: @pasqualeferrantehair MU: @kristimatamoros Production: @avenue_53 Moral support: @lgamanagement