I’ll take a buckle over balenciaga
that one guy from high school who never left ur hometown
Walk off grand slam into a Diplo concert I drank so many Yuenglings I fell asleep in the outfield ☠️
drop a 🧶 if y’arnt ready for this new music friday
on my way to Instagram to change my name
When @calvinklein asked me to part of the new CK campaign I thought they got me confused with someone else .. I checked in with my agency @nextmodels (who's last request was for me to play Colonel Sanders in a KFC commercial) turns out it was real.. when I got to the shoot I saw @obj there and I swear he was wearing the same outfit from yesterday at my show in Las Vegas .. I thought well this can't be so hard .. (turns out obj doesn't need to sleep and still is physically fit..) then I think I saw @naomi but when I tried to say hi these guys in MIB suites erased my memory with one of this little sticks . Then @bethditto came by and gave me a hug and a kiss. She's so perfect, remembered me from going on tour years ago. In my dressing room I met @zyxzjs who played me some of his beats (they were actually better than mine) all this happened so quick I don't even remember getting oiled up on set .. I went home and thought it was a dream then I found this video of me getting oiled up on my phone so it turns out it was all real and my stock is finally going up 💹 #mycalvins #irl
If you flip this upside down i actually look like Leonardo DiCaprio . #IRL #mycalvins @calvinklein
I love how my fans always keep me grounded
I started writing my own biopic yesterday after two whiteclaws and decided to cast Liam Hemsworth as myself, what do you think?
management here. diplo is still “camping” so thought we would take some time to answer your questions. ask us anything in the comments
It kinda looks like I quit my job at home depot to play hardfest... And it was excellent...✌🏽✌🏽
a star is born
I'm going camping all week and I gave management my Instagram password so if this account starts to nosedive it's not my fault . ..
Yesterday I learned that life is fragile so I started a skin care routine .. also if your thinking of dating me or even a one night stand you should hit me up soon cause you never know I could be eaten by an alligator or something on one of my wierd tours
Dear Colombus and Minneapolis, my jet window just cracked open and the pilots are wearing masks so not sure ill make my shows tonight but they left the wifi on so I'm just going to sit in the back and smoke toad venom and Vlog. I just bought this cool vest in Dallas at a thrift store ..... Also i never told you this but I might by gay... Update : we landed and no one died I still might be gay but I'm definitely not going to tye die anymore jets..
Happy birthday to my unique sister @charli_xcx . I appreciate that we started 735 songs together and finished one 💕 but it doesn't matter it's way more fun to see you rage everywhere you go and always find energy to still humble me with a nice joke
A lot of people have been asking me how I'm such a good flipper (actually no has asked me that yet) but Here's a backflip tutorial I made in Ibiza . This flip is called the 45 degree broken corkscrew
MGMT: you can't tie dye the jet you won't make any money this summer Me:
I have no music coming out nothing to promote no celebrity friends to tag so here is literally just another picture with no shirt on somewhere tropical #ad #climbatreechallenge
Un pueblo unido jamas sera vencido 🇵🇷. Proud of all my brothers and sisters in PR.. setting a big example for the rest of our country .
Everyone was taking pictures with this guy so I did too 🤷♂️
come at me
Who wants to take a trip with me ?
What yoga level are you? I'm drunk on a paddle board level 🧘🏼♂️
Felt cute might die later
no guest list unless you’re an extraterrestrial
thee stallion says hi
𝕄𝕖 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕀 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕕 𝕖𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕤𝕦𝕘𝕒𝕣 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕗𝕚𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕖𝕟 𝕞𝕚𝕟𝕦𝕥𝕖𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕕𝕚𝕕 𝟟 𝕤𝕚𝕥 𝕦𝕡𝕤
shahs of sunset meets magic mike
Je me souviens might just be a license plate to some Canadians but it translates to "I remember" and lets be honest how could I forget this epic night in Quebec City 🤷🏼♂️
I was trying to time it so the sun was directly coming out of my butt, but the boat kept moving and I landed face first on a jelly fish . Also if anyone knows a good place to buy a shirt let me know .
european benadryl just slaps harder
My cover story was such a disaster they are literally giving these magazines away @evening.standard
I've been all over God's green earth, and nothing excites me more than the raw beauty of nature
first day off in ibiza my assistant got me a really good rate on a yacht
Wow.... Platinum.... 🥇Thanks to everyone who listened to this song . Watched the video or played this on the radio.. was crazy to me that @elliegoulding asked me to be part of this amazing song . She's been one of my favorite voices for years and that was our second time to do something and big thanks to @swaelee for coming thru and nailing it at the last hour ..
This is the only photo I got from Joe and Sophie Turner Jonas wedding because they took my phone from me and put in a holding cell during the ceremony . Heard it was lovely tho 🥰
the excellent DJ Solomun letting me know techno music actually reduces carbon emissions
When i created a smol version of me I was nervous and scared and I wasn't sure I was going to be a great dad.. I don't think anyone knows how much work it is to be a good father. Today I've already promised my sons I'll get them a rainbow Lamborghini and build them a robot that does all their homework. besides promises I can't keep.. it's father instinct that kicks in everyday when you look at this smol person and it's a reflection of yourself and you want to be better and want the best for them. Including a better world, so creating a new great human is what's we are here to do as humans so let's not f*#% this up ok guys.. Now after a few years I know it was the best thing I did in my life to become a father. Better than any song, any award any accomplishment. But it's also my greatest responsibility, And every day I know it's a blessing to do it and their lives are in my hands so I've got to concentrate so they turn out crazier than . Also shout out to my dad for giving me all the tools to be a dad .. Here's a picture from Disney yesterday 🥵
Congratulations little lady, thanks for letting me be part of Madame x .. 14 albums deep and u always work like it's your debut album - Your an inspiration. Also this is the only picture I could find together right now sorry
With 2019 Pride underway I want to take a moment to state, without the contributions of the LGBTQ Community we would not have the creative landscape, imagination, and sheer compassion in the music industry that we do today. I stated this last year and I still stand by it. For me Pride month isn’t just parades and resistance but its about a generation of fearlessness and innovation in my world. We need to remember how important it is to be aware and show empathy to everyone. We should be fighting for equal rights for all (it’s not just a privilege, but a responsibility), but also protection. Let’s not forget what those who have come before us have fought so tirelessly for. The right to love, the right to express, and the right for freedom to be who they are without hate and without fear. At the end of the day that’s what music is all about to me - love, expression, and freedom. We have come a long way but for many this fight for equality and understanding is far from over, which is why Pride month is so important. It’s a way to not only celebrate the accomplishments that have been made, but to create visibility for those who are still struggling and let them know that there is a community for them. A community that is here to love them, to lift them up, to listen, to strengthen them, and help them...one love always
thirst trapping for awareness. 90% of big fish species have disappeared from our oceans since 1950. this is largely due to human activities including pollution, plastic waste, depleted fisheries and loss of coastal habitats. there is so much other bad stuff happening to our oceans and planet right now, but we can all be part of the solution by joining @adidasrunning in their run for the oceans. for every km we run, $1 USD till be donated to @parley.tv. learn more at adidas.com/runfortheoceans #runfortheoceans #createdwithadidas
rise n grind 💯 my future is BRIGHT✨ john 3:16 💕#success #life
Had a great gender reveal party
Happy birthday Queen Elizabeth and Kanye West