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UNDER THE EIFFEL TOWER IN THE THEATERS TOMORROW 2/8 ! ! A family has never been more biologically related

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Please go watch the last 6 episodes, ever, of my favorite tv show unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. They’re out now on netflix. Concerned loved ones may say “Dylan you have to face the reality that it’s over and stop being delusional” but I just can’t shake the feeling that carol kane’s restraining order against me is a good sign for season 5

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me online

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This Saturday!!!!!!!! Do you love it

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Everything about this photo and me in general screams 10 yr old boy, but especially how that day I fell and ripped a lot of layers of my knee open in Joshua tree, not hiking in the park or anything adventurous it was just literally on a road as I was getting in my car which is so funny and then 2 weeks later I casually mentioned to my mom that it was leaking and she was like omfg go to urgent care and then I got there like “hey just want to make sure this is fine” and they were like next time please go to a hospital, you absolutely needed stitches and now this is massively infected. Anyway just another travel story from a gorgeous wanderer

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Guests TBD but we have exquisite taste so you should feel comf buying tickets now....... things we have done on the show in the past include screening my first tv appearance at 16 in which I pressure a girl to do salvia, the unveiling of an extremely disturbing art project of my mom’s, a literal CNN anchor flying to Los Angeles to discuss her child’s mysterious haircut, broti getting drunk and implying that she was angry at the audience for what happened in Charlottesville, and the list goes ON!!!!! So don’t miss it girls

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Where is everyone getting the idea that I’m “depressed” from

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I stayed in a tent in the desert this summer and within the first day of no cell reception i found myself unable to stay awake without constant stimulation at all times! Then i started having what might have been an actual experience of happiness! Then I came back and immediately resumed staring at my phone while people are talking to me and wondering why I feel so bad all the time! Thanks for reading -Dylan

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MOM PLEASE

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LUIGI UPDATE: EXISTENTIAL DESPAIR

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Honestly love taking pictures

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Idk anything about music and actively don’t believe in it so I was the perfect guest to be on very funny music podcast @punchupthejam ! Please listen - Dylan

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Jane Krakowski has a terrifying precision of joke delivery that is literally unrivaled and now you get to see more of that today on Netflix. The first half of Kimmy Schmidt’s season 4 is up now and it’s gonna be the last one. This show would have changed my life if I had just watched it on TV, so you understand why I can’t begin to describe what it means to me. Also I can’t begin to describe it because I’m uncomfortable with sincerity and deeply emotionally stunted

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Omg whose Jewish mom is the mayor of Trenton

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HER SMELL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Extremely worrying how much this looks like he is in front of a green screen

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I am going to stop getting my news from accuweather but sorry this bitch absolutely changed the flow of the rivers

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