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Anitta

That's my family waking me up today telling me @mariahcarey followed me. For the ones who don't know, my 2 aunts and my mom were obsessed about her. So when I was born I was the best student ever for them and became an even better fan. That's why I started to say I wanted to be a singer so early in life. My uncle use to present us every Christmas with a new MC cd and we always use to celebrate going craaaaaazy. (Cuz in that time we didn't have money to buy ourselves). So this one and only cd of hers of the year used to spend one week in each of us' houses. And I use to go to their houses with the cd to keep listening lol. (When I got money I bought 2 of each cd for us so we could listen as much as we wanted.) When she came to Brazil, we didn't have money to go see. I remember me listening to her concert on the radio crying cuz I wasn't there. My birthday is 2 days after hers and sometimes we use to celebrate her birthday with mine lol. When I could finally have enough money to travel all the family to see her show, everytime I tried some shit happened and we couldn't make it (sorry for some empty front seats u must have seeing sometimes. It was ours and we were as pissed as u probably were seeing that was empty.) I don't give a fuck that it's just a Instagram follow stuff. I'm not trying a feat, not trying a meet, I’m not trying an answer here... actually I'm not trying shit. I'm just sharing how crazy is life. I grew up with her in my heart every day as my inspiration from very very far away and now she knows who the fuck I am. That's crazy as fuck.

Anitta

Você piscou e eu já tô no Brasil de novo. Ontem foi gravação do DVD do @leosantana e nossa música tá uma jogação. Obrigada pelo convite, amigo querido, e pelo carinho de todos os fãs do gigante. 😘

Schwarzenegger

Happy birthday to my dear friend, the great visionary @jamescameronofficial. As you know, @terminator changed my life, and I always love working with you, going on motorcycle rides together, and fighting for a clean energy future side by side. You are a big reason that I can never call myself self-made. This early storyboard you drew for Terminator reminds me of your big vision, and I cherish it.

Anitta

Yep... I think I just found my soul mate 🤷🏽‍♀️ ... Oi, Brasil, o bonde das funkeiras vai crescer, bom dia. @iamcardib

anitta

Thank you Long Beach. That was amazing. ❤

anitta

Boss bitch. Yes I am

anitta

Morninnnnnnn LA

anitta

Pedro faz aniversário hoje. Pedro é a pessoa mais positiva do mundo. Pedro é um maluco beleza. Pedro é lindo. Pedro é intenso. Pedro faz todos seus amigos e familiares se apaixonarem por ele mais do que por você. Pedro nunca está nervoso. Pedro encontra o lado bom até mesmo na maior catástrofe que presencie. Pedro não liga pra nada. Pedro me deixa incluir gente no game. Pedro é um pai incrível e idolatrado pelos filhos. Pedro poderia ser super milionário, mas gasta tudo com coisas que vai fazer o grupo ter um bom momento e sorrir e nem pensa em mudar. Pedro é um bon vivan. Pedro vem com um item babadeiro no seu combo que requer muita paciência e sabedoria, claro, ninguém vem só com parte boa. Pedro atende a chamada de vídeo sentado no vaso. Pedro é bom de cama. Pedro me elogia e parabeniza pelo menos 15 vezes ao dia, agora já pedi pra diminuir porque irrita um pouco. Pedro é o um homem incrível, solteiro ou comprometido, comigo ou sem mim, meu ou não meu. Pedro é um dos melhores surfistas desse mundo inteiro. Pedro é livre. Pedro quando perde a cabeça é melhor correr e esperar no cantinho do pensamento, 1 hora para cada ano de idade estilo Super Nanny. Pedro come qualquer coisa achada no lixo e diz que foi o melhor que já comeu na vida, todas as vezes. Pedro me trata como uma rainha todo os dias como se fosse o primeiro dia, igual nos filmes. Pedro aceita minhas loucuras. Pedro adora dar presentes sem checar a conta bancária, se dá merda ele ri e diz que já já trabalha e faz de novo. Pedro oferece tanta ajuda que irrita. Pedro acha que todo mundo tem o coração puro que nem o dele. Pedro tem tanta gente que ama ele que se eu fosse preparar uma festa surpresa precisaria alugar o Maracanã. Pedro é foda. Parabéns

anitta

Just checking on who is coming to my show tomorrow in Long Beach - California

anitta

Ahora siento que quiero actuar en una película de época antigua 🤷🏽‍♀️ gracias por darme estas ganas @voguemexico

anitta

"Don't you start that Fuego" 🔥

anitta

Sem palavras pra agradecer tanto carinho comigo, Portugal. AMEI AMEI AMEI o show. Encerramos a tour Europa com chave de ouro sendo o dia mais cheio da edição. Gratidão eterna. Obrigada @blaya_con_dios por arrasar com a gente. Você é muito querida e generosa. Agora rumo à Los Angeles que tem show em Long Beach dia 10.

anitta

Gracias, Vogue México. Me encantó todo. @VogueMexico #Vogue20 Directora: @karlamartinezdesalas Fotografía: @pedrolollett Asistencia: @zielwho Realización: @barbarateran_ @enriquetorresmeixueiro y @atenea.morales

schwarzenegger

For more than five decades, you have been my training partner, my chess opponent, my best friend. Happy birthday @francocolumbu, thank you for bringing so much joy to my life.

anitta

Hoje é dia de parar Portugal. 💕

anitta

London was AMAZING. Thank u gringosss ... gracias Latinossss ... obrigada Brasil. E agora à caminho de Portugal porque tem Meosudoeste hoje!

anitta

Hey, London, you coming to my show tonight? Love it @slimimag The Freedom Issue with @anitta Photographer / creative director @urivaldolopes Styling @edemdl Make up & hair @henriquem85 Assistant light #thomasclodinedlorent Casting director @nycbcg Editor @slimi7 Production @stampa_comunicacao #slimimagazine #slimi #slimimag #anitta

Schwarzenegger

It was fantastic to join Governor @GavinNewsom and @calfire to see CA’s new firefighting aircraft. The best firefighters in the world deserve the best equipment in the world. And now they’ll have it.

Anitta

Pacha Ibiza was THE SHIT. Fuckin amazing. What a vibe! Thank you so much for everyone who joined us 💕

Anitta

Minha família linda e meu querido amigo @lucianohuck que me proporcionou uma das experiências mais emocionantes da minha vida que foi voltar ao passado. Quero te agradecer pelo carinho que toda sua produção e você tiveram de contar minha história em detalhes perfeitamente. Pra quem não assistiu, tem disponível na íntegra no Globo Play. Tá incrível demais. Chorei no dia e chorei assistindo.

Anitta

Ibiza vibes

Anitta

Hola, Colombia. Estamos en la portada de la revista @revistadonjuan ...me encantó (en la vida real mi culo viene con 500 celulites de cada lado pero también me gusta soñar un poco con el photoshop que ay se ve)

Anitta

Last one I promise

Anitta

Yesterday was magical! We transformed the Tomorrowland stage into a Favela Baile Funk. You guys have no idea of what it represents for our culture, our people and our country. When you guys from out of Brazil value our funk, a rythm borned inside the hoods of my country, you help to show to a massive crowd of prejudice people the power of the hoods, how good we can be, how hard we work, how big we can get no matter how crazy is the social inequality when you are born poor. All I wanna say is THANK YOU. Thanks @tomorrowland for this opportunity. Thank you my lovely friend @gianlucavacchi I love you and your energy 💕 You guys changed millions of lives yesterday. Not only mine./ E obrigada aos brasileiros sempre me dando o suporte mais que necessário pra construir essa história incrível de superação. E como prometido.... tá aí o funk pro mundo. Valeu, valeu. Hoje tem show em Zurich na Suiça completamente SOLD OUT.

Anitta

Hello, Belgium, I'm here !!!!!!!! Ready for you, Tomorrowland. My show is on Saturday night. I see youuuuuuuu / Para todos os Brasileiros que estão na Bélgica, sábado a noite eu faço show no Tomorrowland. / A todos los latinos que están en Bélgica, este sábado yo cantaré en Tomorrowland. No se lo pierdan.

Schwarzenegger

Schpatzl, you have the biggest heart and the sharpest mind. Happy birthday! When I think about the best moments of my life, you sleeping on my chest beats every movie premiere, every fundraiser, every contest. I’m so proud of you and I love you.

Schwarzenegger

It was fantastic to host @fcbayern at my house in Los Angeles! Great food, great friends, and a few wild animals.

Schwarzenegger

We had a great time showing the crowd at Comic-Con some badass, R-rated footage. But I want to focus on the fans. Thank you to all of you for your passion and your energy. I know a lot of you camped out all night to be in that room with us, and I can’t tell you what that means to us. #terminatordarkfate @terminator

Schwarzenegger

GET TO THE REDDIT!! Join us for an AMA with the whole @terminator gang right now. #terminatordarkfate LINK IN MY BIO

Anitta

Here I am, LA

Anitta

Fotografando com @bravin

Anitta

Brasília ❤

Anitta

“Muito Calor” na Time Square @ozuna

Anitta

Ya escuchaste la nueva canción de @ozuna conmigo? / Já ouviu a nova música do ozuna comigo? Também canto em português. Corre pra ouvir "Muito Calor"

schwarzenegger

I’m waiting.

schwarzenegger

These days, Republicans aren’t expected to take a stand against partisan gerrymandering. But as a governor and a former governor, @govlarryhogan and I have seen firsthand the terrible dangers of what President Reagan called an “anti-democratic and un-American practice.” Link in my bio.

Anitta

"Muito Calor" está llegando 😍 @ozuna

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anitta

Querido @pedrocapo fue un placer compartir contigo este momento tan especial para nosotros. Cantar en la final de la copa América fue lindo. / Brasil campeãoooooo! Obrigada a todos pelo carinho e pelo convite para participar desse dia emocionante. @copaamerica

anitta

Domingo é a final da @copaamerica e eu vou estar lá cantando na cerimônia de encerramento antes do jogo. Foto: Alex Ferro / CA 2019 #VaiBrasil #VibraoContinente

anitta

Muito orgulhosa de ter uma mulher incrível como você do meu lado cantando nosso funk que tanto amamos. Arrasamos ontem minha amiga querida e de coração puro @ludmilla 💕

schwarzenegger

Happy Fourth of July! Enjoy your time with family and friends today as we celebrate our great country. I’m grateful to the United States every day for welcoming me with open arms and making my dreams into realities.

anitta

Yesterday was your birthday but the Instagram was off. So I do it today cuz u deserve to be remembered all time. You have no idea how much I love you and care about you @davegrutman .. you are an amazing person.... the best dad, the best friend, the best husband, best brother... you are my family! I'm so grateful for all the things you do to me. Thank you so much for everything. I wish you the besssst forever. Love you. Happy birthday 💕🎉🎊🎁

anitta

Fomos os mais indicados e mais premiados da noite. Obrigada demais a todos os meus fãs que são tudo no meu trabalho. Amo vocês demais e sou muito grata. Obrigada a todos da MTV pelo carinho.

schwarzenegger

What was your favorite one-liner from Howard’s new video? Let me know in the comments! LINK IN BIO

anitta

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anitta

Amor, Liberdade e Respeito. Dia Internacional do Orgulho LGBT #loveislove #pride

schwarzenegger

Would you buy a car from these guys?! LINK IN MY BIO!! Credit: @gujsehambi on Twitter

schwarzenegger

I’m going to be promoting this video until everyone sees it, so I’d love your help. If you guys make a gif or a meme out of it that I use, I’ll give you credit. This one was hilarious. LINK IN BIO! Credit: @richvoorhees87 on Twitter.

schwarzenegger

Howard is back and he’s ready to kick some GAS! Link in my bio.

schwarzenegger

LINK IN MY BIO! ‪I’m back... as Howard Kleiner. This time I went undercover as a used car salesman to help non-profit @electricforall share the benefits of electric cars... by selling the opposite.‬

anitta

Isso aqui tava bom demais. Nosso arraiá em família foi uma delícia. Que noite leve, divertida e feliz. #ArraiaDaAnitta

anitta

SHINE

anitta

What a weekend! Que fim de semana incrível. 3 shows mais do que lotados, energia lá em cima e eu só tenho a agradecer. Foi emocionante de verdade.

anitta

Hoje foi dia da 23⁰ edição da Parada do Orgulho LGBTQ+ de São Paulo que levou mais de 3 milhões de pessoas às ruas. É muito mais do que uma festa, é uma luta por respeito e dignidade. Este ano não pude estar presente mas deixo aqui meu amor, respeito e gratidão a este público que faço parte e que me traz tantas alegrias. #pride #loveislove

anitta

☀️💦 siempre hot siempre picante

anitta

Par de jarros

anitta

Já que vocês tanto perguntam como eu mesma faço minhas maquiagens... tá aí. Na vida real demorou 35 minutos.. mas nesse aplicativo 1 minuto hehe

anitta

No filter. But a lot of plastic surgeries hehe

anitta

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Anitta

Ya escuchaste "palante" hoy? @alexsensation @luisfonsi

Schwarzenegger

European bricklayers. Experts in marble and stone. @francocolumbu

anitta

#TBT #CheckMate

schwarzenegger

Gerrymandering robs the people of their right to fair representation. I was proud to fight to establish an independent commission in CA to return power to the people over a decade ago & I’m proud to stand with former AG Eric Holder for bipartisan reform in NH today. Link is in my bio.

Schwarzenegger

Join us for the @austrianworldsummit #climatekirtag today at 5pm at Heldenplatz for a good time for a good cause. Repost from @gretathunberg

Schwarzenegger

Excited to kick off our R20 @austrianworldsummit in Vienna. I have to admit I was starstruck when I met @gretathunberg. Tune in tomorrow.

schwarzenegger

It’s your LAST CHANCE to enter my @omazeworld campaign to join me for an incredible evening at my home in LA. There’ll be cigars, Scotch and so much more—plus, every donation will directly benefit After-School All-Stars! Enter with the link in my bio or go to omaze.com/arnold #onlyatomaze

schwarzenegger

Thank you, @humansofny, for using the internet for good, to bring us together, and for reconnecting me with Ephraim. Today in Johannesburg we met up again, 18 years later, so I could hear how incredible he is doing in person. Inspiring kids as a coach, raising a family, serving on the board of @specialolympicssouthafrica. He is an inspiration. We’ll see each other again next year, because I asked him to be the ambassador for @specialolympicssouthafrica to connect their events with our @arnoldsports festival. And I can’t wait.

schwarzenegger

This is why we hold @arnoldsports festivals all over the world. Not because I like to lose at ping pong to champions like this, but because we want to show that fitness is for everyone. Everyone has a right to be healthy and fit. So get off your couch!

schwarzenegger

In case you’re worried about the kick video going around.

Schwarzenegger

Read my latest op-ed with @kdeleon in the @sacramentobee. Click the link in my bio.

schwarzenegger

Congratulations Joseph! Four years of hard work studying business at Pepperdine and today is your big day! You have earned all of the celebration and I’m so proud of you. I love you!

schwarzenegger

The machines are taking over.

Schwarzenegger

I’m back. November 1.

schwarzenegger

I think this is a first: winning the @arnoldsports Strongman and getting married in the same weekend. Congratulations guys. I was honored to celebrate with you.

schwarzenegger

The @arnoldsports is about training your mind and your body. And believe me, this chess game was great training - for me.

schwarzenegger

Congratulations to @william_bonac on your @arnoldsports Australia victory!

schwarzenegger

13 reps of 352 pounds. This is why I love visiting the @arnoldsports Strongman. Thanks for putting on a show, @worlds_strongest_gay.

schwarzenegger

Pumped to kick off the @arnoldsports Australia! We are here in Melbourne to spread our message that fitness is for absolutely everyone!

schwarzenegger

Here’s a flashback. I grew up without running water, so I didn’t know what a shower was until I was 15 and joined the gym. This basin and a washcloth was how we bathed. My brother and I would schlep the water from the well to the house, and then we would all clean ourselves - first my mother, then my father, then my brother, then me. The water was a little dirty by the time it was our turn but my brother and I weren’t going to schlep back to the well. Tell me about the memories from your childhood that remind you how far you’ve come. #fbf

schwarzenegger

This is what happens when @patrickschwarzenegger and I go shopping together.

schwarzenegger

Two champions. Congratulations @thorbjornsson on your second consecutive Arnold Strongman victory! And thanks @smiles_taylor for helping us celebrate with your never-ending joy.

schwarzenegger

When I walk through the @arnoldsports people tell me I’m their hero, and I appreciate it. But tonight I wanted to introduce the crowd to some of my heroes. I want to thank @smiles_taylor, @derick_carver, and Garrett and Jabari from @specialolympics for inspiring me and the entire crowd. They prove that fitness is for everyone. We all have the right to be fit. There is no privilege in fitness. The weight is the same - no matter if you’re rich or poor, no matter where you come from, no matter your race, no matter your sexual identity or orientation, no matter what dis❌ability you may have. If you own a successful gym but don’t welcome absolutely everyone, you do not run a successful gym. Do better. Fitness is for each and every one of us.

schwarzenegger

I signed a lot of stuff at the @weareladder booth. Go get it!

schwarzenegger

The biggest celebrity guest at this year’s @arnoldsports is without a doubt @smiles_taylor. So pumped to have breakfast with you and can’t wait to see you lift tonight!

schwarzenegger

Don’t miss the @weareladder booth for samples, merchandise, and contests to meet me. See you there. #withladder

Schwarzenegger

Today at our @afterschoolallstars board meeting we heard from Citlali, Janell and Salma about why our programs matter to them, and I was so inspired by their presentations that I wanted all of you to hear from them. This is why we do what we do.

Schwarzenegger

I am pumped for this. After traveling to a comic-con, I was inspired that we should be giving people the opportunity to meet their heroes at @arnoldsports. I also saw that the worlds of pop culture and fitness intersect - it's all about heroes. Looking forward to meeting you! The panels are free, click the link in my bio for links and photo-ops.

Schwarzenegger

Nothing like a bike ride after skiing all morning.

Schwarzenegger

‪Wow, @dollyparton. I absolutely loved your performance last night. You were the best when we took this photo, and you are still the greatest today.‬

Schwarzenegger

I saw the most incredible performance tonight. The combination of mind-blowing music by @thisisrozzi and beautiful ballet by @isabellaboylston is fantastic. When they take this show on the road, don’t miss it. And make sure to follow them.

Schwarzenegger

This Ronald Reagan Day, let’s once again ask ourselves the question he asked in his first inaugural: “How can we love our country and not love our countrymen?”

Schwarzenegger

Life is all about balance. A 0 degree (celsius) temperature didn’t stop me from my morning bike ride, and my commitment to fitness didn’t stop me from enjoying some not-0 calorie delicious treats. #lifeisaworkout

schwarzenegger

A lot of you asked where you can get the @arnoldsports Strongman USA shirt we sold at the pier. Check out the link in my bio - proceeds go to the firefighters!

schwarzenegger

Thank you to all of you who came out to the pier for our first ever @arnoldsports Strongman USA. It was a fantastic event, and most importantly, we raised a lot of money for the firefighters. We’ll be back.

schwarzenegger

Congratulations to our first @arnoldsports Strongman USA Champion, @martinslicis and congrats to @tscott1911 from @calfire on winning our first World’s Strongest Firefighter contest. Thank you to all of you who came out to support our California firefighters! We’ll be back to the pier next year!

schwarzenegger

#tbt Stone lifting in a Munich Bar. This is a baby weight compared to what the strongmen will be lifting this weekend on the pier. Join me in supporting the firefighters! Click the link in my bio for tickets.