Photo of the Day: When it's both #NationalAviationDay + #WorldPhotographyDay. 📷 @knuckle_head with #GoProFusion • • • @GoProJP #GoProJP #GoProTravel #GoPro #Aviation
Photo of the Day: Late night laps with @originalrafa. • • • @GoProBR #GoProB #GoPro #Swimming #NightPhotography #Underwater
Is your mind blown? Thought so. Here’s to #FeaturedVideographer @es_dons. Read his captions below + swipe 👉 to learn more about how he puts his #GoProFusion to work. • Clip 1 – We've sort of coined the term ‘Trandem’ in the cliff jumping community, it's like a tandem only there's 3 involved instead of 2. @Robert.Wall @Croulter and @johnnybbooyy sync up for perfectly executed trandem double backflips. ProTip: the clips loop perfectly if you make it a point to return the camera to the exact same location you started the shot from. • Clip 2 – @Robert.Wall opening up mid flip to enjoy the view on the way down. Using #OverCapture on #GoProFusion allows endless creative options for how you want to present your footage. Occasionally, I'll edit the shot to flip with the athletes which puts the viewer into the mind of the jumper for a split second to get a feel for what they experience while you watch from the safety of your screen. • Clip 3 - One thing I love about #GoProFusion is being able to get extremely close to the athletes and not worry about cutting them out of the frame. I ran to the cliff edge with @robert.wall in this shot and got extremely close to him during the apex of his jump to really bring out a cool perspective and showcase how fun of a jump these gainer corks are for him. There's a behind the scenes shot of this jump saved in my highlighted stories if you're curious about how I got it. • • • #GoProFamily #GoPro #CliffJumping #360Camera
Mix It Up. 🌀 #Vans Disarray Collection Available Now, In-Store. Select Styles Online
Long Live Swoosh. #BECAUSESNEAKERS Kids #Nike #EvolutionOfTheSwoosh ‘Swoosh Chain’ Pack Available Now, In-Store and Online
DRIP ☔️ #Nike Air Foamposite Pro "Purple Camo" Available Now, In-Store and Online
Bag up front. #Nike AlphaDunk “Hoverboard” Available Now, In-Store and Online
One of the best kicks of the year! WMNS #Jordan Retro 1 High OG 'Satin Black Toe' Available Now, In-Store and Online
SWOOSH'd up! #BECAUSESNEAKERS @officialyoungdylan Kids Nike #EvolutionOfTheSwoosh ‘Swoosh Chain’ Pack Launching 8/17, In-Store and Online
Photo of the Day: Slacking off on a Friday with @nic_louw. 🌳 • • • @GoProFR #GoProFR #GoPro #Slackline #WeekendWarrior
More Summer🔥 On this week’s #LiveForTheDrop episode @raypolancojr previews the Women’s Jordan 1 Satin, Nike Air Max 270 React, Nike Joyride Run Flyknit, Vans Disarray pack and much more. Plus a special guest you won’t want to miss. Tune in tomorrow on our Instagram Story!
“Hero One, Do You Copy?” 🏈🚀 The Super Heroic x NERF collection is now available! In-Store and Online
Art, No Easel. 🎨 #Converse Chuck 70 by @joshuavides in multi and black/white. Available Now, In-Store and Online Men's and Kids
Bandulu Street Couture. #Nike Kyrie 5 'Bandulu' Available Now, Online and at @HouseofHoops Men's and Kids
😍#Nike Air Max 270 React 'Dynamic Yellow/Bright Violet' Available Now, In-Store and Online Men's, Women's and Kids
There's been a mix up. 🌀 #Vans Disarray Collection Available Now, In-Store. Select Styles Online
Ring the alarm. 🚨 #Nike Signal Available Now, In-Store and Online
I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.
STEALTH & SHADOW 🏈 Retro, nostalgic, timeless! New Super Heroic collection inspired by NERF’s heritage colors. 🚀 Coming this Friday, 8/16 #superheroic #readyforadventure #Nerf © 2019 Hasbro
Ladies we did not forget about you @FootLockerWomen❗️TODAY 8.15.19 it's time to Kick it, Her Way! Join us on for lite bites, conversation with @wordtoliburd @mochapoca @dee.nasty & @venusxgg, and an exclusive sneaker museum. Also, @djstephcakes will be providing the tunes 🎵#UptownVibes #WashingtonHeights #NikePlus #BecauseSneakers 👟 ✨
Bouncy + Comfortable. #Nike Joryride Run Flyknit Available Now, In-Store and Online Men's and Womens
Plug in. 🔌 #PUMA Clyde, GV Special, & Women’s Cali 'HACKED' Collection Available Now, In-Store and Online
The next chapter in Nike Basketball. 🏀 #Nike AlphaDunk “Hoverboard” Launching 8/17, In-Store and Online
Photo of the Day: Rock cave or rock continent? 📷: @carlos.orenes • Shot on #GoProHERO7 Black. • • • @GoProES #GoProES #GoProTravel #GoPro #Tenerife #SpainTravel
Dressed up with everywhere to go. WMNS #Jordan Retro 1 High OG 'Satin Black Toe' Launching 8/17, In-Store and Online
Mix it up...literally. Interchangeable Velcro panels grace the #Converse Chuck 70 by @joshuavides. Dropping in multi and black/white. Launching 8/16, In-Store and Online Men's and Kids
Best Of Both Worlds #NewBalance 990/801 Mashup Available Now - Online Only
It's all good until you have to move all them kicks! @dloading We Live Sneakers. #BecauseSneakers #Nike #EvolutionofTheSwoosh ☑️Script Swoosh Pack, Available Now In-Store and Online
"I grew up as a young man in a small village, which wasn’t always easy. As far as style and sneakers are concerned, they were a foreign body. Through my many journeys and my move to the big city, I have developed my style, but at the same time I have not forgotten where I come from. For me, the Nike Air Max Plus also represents this symbiosis. Although it is a classic sports shoe, it can clearly be cross-referenced to street style and hip hop. Just like this shoe, I live in both worlds." @dieser_rami / Cologne, Germany #MySneakerStories @footlockereu @footlocker_au @footlocker_nz @footlockercanada
☔️ #Nike Air Foamposite Pro "Purple Camo" Launching 8/17, In-Store and Online
Photo of the Day: Obstacles? Not if you're #GoProFamily member @courtintheact. ⛵️ • • • Shot on #GoProHERO7 Black in #Zanzibar #GoProTravel #GoPro #Kitesurf
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea...🧽 ⭐️ 🦑🦀🐿 #Nike Kyrie x SpongeBob SquarePants Collection Available Now, In-Store and Online SpongeBob and Patrick Available In Kids
The Swoosh Evolved, The Love Never Changed. We Live Sneakers. #BecauseSneakers #Nike #EvolutionofTheSwoosh Collection ☑️Script Swoosh Pack, Available Now In-Store and Online
👖#Nike Air More Uptempo '96 'Denim' Available Now, In-Store and Online Men's and Kids
@RayPolancoJr previews the best sneakers dropping this week. Tune into Live For The Drop airing on @FootLocker’s IG Story on tomorrow!
UPTOWN PULL UP! Foot Locker #WashingtonHeights Community Store is here! 📍605 W. 181st Street, New York, NY, 10033 Officially opening Saturday 8/10 #Uptown #BecauseSneakers #NikePlus @footlockerwashhts
The Love Affair with the Swoosh Continues... @anuel_2blea We Live Sneakers. #BecauseSneakers #Nike #EvolutionofTheSwoosh Collection ☑️ 8/10 Script Swoosh Pack, In-Store and Online
Get ready for a ride. #Nike Joyride Launching 8/15, In-Store and Online
A new interpretation of the adidas archive. #adidas Originals Ozweego 'Black/Solar Green' Available Now, In-Store and Online
Photo of the Day: Solar powered planes over Pavia with @solar_flight + #GoProFusion. • • • @GoProIT #GoProIT #GoProTravel #GoPro #SolarEnergy #EcoTravel
Jeanuis. #Nike Air More Uptempo Launching 8/10, In-Store and Online Men's and Kids
Checking in from the #GoProCreatorSummit in Broome. 🇦🇺 • 1/6: #JustAnotherDayInWA with #GoProFamily member @taiyomasuda + @kajsal. • 2/6: Reaching for the stars with @jf_official, @rockabond + @tingxiaochina. • 3/6: #GoProFamily member @keahideaboitiz is taking full advantage of the empty beaches. • 4/6: ProTip: always snag the window seat. 📷 #GoProFamily member @taiyomasuda. • 5/6: #GoProAthlete @sampilgrim finding a fit tire playground in the palm trees with #GoProAthlete @nicktroutmankayak. • 6/6: Heli doors off with #GoProAthletes @nicktroutmankayak + @aniolserrasolses. • • • @Australia @WesternAustralia @GoProANZ Shot on #GoProHERO7 Black #SeeAustralia #GoProANZ #GoProTravel #GoPro #WesternAustralia
#ADIDASORIGINALS YEEZY 500 BONE WHITE LAUNCHING 8/24 AT FOOT LOCKER STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS COMING SOON.
Photo of the Day: One of those "must-see" moments. 💫 @rasmus.breum used a 30s shutter in #NightPhoto Mode from #GoProHERO7 Black to capture the stars above Ama Dablam in the #Himalayas. • • • #GoProTravel #GoPro #StarryNight #BucketList
Beautiful dysfunction. #Vans Disarray Apparel Collection Available Now, Select Stores and Online
Vintage vibes, re-engineered for today. #Puma RS-X Bold Launching 8/8, In-Store and Online
Never lose, always learn. #JordanRivals Collection #Jordan 1 Low - Select Stores Now. Rivals Apparel Hitting In-Store and Online Soon.
Photo of the Day: Paddle perspectives with #GoProAthlete @aniolserrasolses + #GoProHERO7 Black. • • • #GoPro #Kayaking #Whistler #BritishColumbia
Artful. #Vans Disarray Collection Hitting Stores Now, Men's and Kids
Photo of the Day: What would you call a pack of paragliders? 📷 @aljazsalkicofficial • • • Shot on #GoProHERO7 Black #GoPro #Paragliding #Skyview #Cloudscapes #HumanFlight
9-5 Till Infinity. #Nike Air Max 95 'Ocean Cube/Kumquat' Available Now, In-Store and Online
Kick Game Strong. Nike VaporMax Plus Available Now, In-Store
Have you been to Korea? Swipe through some of the best sights from @GoProKR. • 1/5: Get a taste for Korean #Taekwondo with #NOLJA. 📷 @moonchanigraphy 📍 Namsan Valley, Korea • 2/4: Sounds of Korea with @yelim.choi.1238, @u_min_i, @gwonbitna, + @byoung_geum. 📷 @sehjonglim, @zzorishin 📍 Seoul, Korea • 3/5: Looking for color? The Lotus Lantern Festival is for you. 📷 Brenton Kang 📍 Seoul, Korea • 4/5: See the symbol of Seoul with a visit to #NamsanTower. 📷 @marcbaechtold 📍 YTN #SeoulTower, Korea • 5/5: Want to escape the city? Go off-road in the Hoseo region. 📷 @moonchanigraphy 📍 Chungcheongbuk-do, Korea • • • #GoProTravel #TripOn #GoPro #Korea #SeoulStory
“The first time I saw this pair was on a VHS copy of "Come Fly With Me" and I instantly fell in love. When I was in high school I drew them. The Jumpman on the tongue, the Elephant print and that air bubble had me from the start. For financial reasons I only started collecting in 2012, so I missed out on the 2011 release. When the Retro 88s dropped in 2013 with the NA on the heel, I HAD TO HAVE THEM!!! But, Australia did not get any allocation. As I noticed the resell price rise and rise, I felt my chances of owning a pair slip away further and further, only to admire on the feet of others. Last year an opportunity arose to purchase these at a crazy price, I had to jump on it. One grail ticked off the list via an online community, that is about getting kicks on people's feet who share the same love for sneakers as I do and are not just out for a profit.” We all have a sneaker story this is just one of mine.” - @b3nni801 | Sydney, AUS #MySneakerStories @footlocker_au @footlocker_nz @footlockercanada @footlockereu
Keep #SharkWeek going with #GoProFamily member, shark attack survivor + marine conservationist @mikecoots. 🦈👉 • Sharks are about as interesting of a subject as you can get. When photographing them, I try to look for similar emotions as if I was shooting a person. This subject looks downright confident and poised. We have all seen the jaw-type images, but white sharks natural beuaty is often overlooked. Especially under gorgeous light. This was photographed on the .5s Time Lapse Photo Mode from inside a shark cage. • Great white in the great blue. I love shooting in natural light underwater. When you have underwater visibility like this, light can become magic and even at a bit of a depth you have great contrast. You can’t help but admire a sharks body shape; refined and ready for action. • In order to co-exist, they must exist. Did you know that we kill upwards of a 100 million shark a year? Sharks have been around before dinosaurs and survived mass extensions when nearly every thing else on earth was wiped away. I often feel like I’m looking at a Dinosaur when diving with sharks. • This is Scalia (she has many alias) and her home is the clear waters of The Bahamas. I photographed this with #GoProHERO7 Black using .5s Time Lapse Photo Mode with a red filter and the white balance set to 6000K. The sky ended up being a bit red (as often when using a red filter) and I balanced that it in post-production. • • • #GoPro #Underwater #Sharks #MarineConservation
Put it on a pedestal. The Nike 270 React ‘American Modern’ is now available. #AM270REACT#BIGAIRWITHGO
Photo of the Day: #TripOn through #Tarangire National Park with @elsa_klarich + #GoProHERO7 Black. • Where has your #GoProTravel taken you? Submit your photos + videos to GoPro.com/Awards for the opportunity to be featured on our social media channels. • • • @tarangire_national_park #GoPro #Tanzania #NationalPark
Photo of the Day: Summer #StarTrails strong. 📷 @timfromwv • Want to learn more about capturing #StarPhotography with your #GoPro? Hit the link in our bio. • • • #GoProTravel #TripOn #NightPhoto #TimeLapse
Photo of the Day: Working on that swing with @hunter_bruhn. Best golf tip? Comment below. • • • #GoProTravel #GoPro #TripOn #WeekendWarrior #Golfing #PhotoOfTheDay
Get #SharkWeek ready with a Q+A from Emmy Award Winning Cinematographer, Shark Expert, + #GoProFamily member Andy Casagrande ( @abc4explore). 🦈 Comment your shark questions below for the opportunity to take home a #GoProHERO7 Black + get an answer from the master himself. 👇 • • • #GoPro #SaveSharks #ABC4Explore
Photo of the Day: Full throttle with #GoPro Athlete @geoffgulevich + #GoProFusion. Who’s biking this weekend? • Curious about 360 capture? Tap the #GoProFusion tag in post to learn more. • • • #GoProMTB #OverCapture #Biking
Photo of the Day: Summer school in Jupiter with @raychezzy. 🐠 • • • #GoProTravel #TripOn #GoPro #UnderwaterLife #UnderwaterPhotography #Florida
Photo of the Day: If @moncho78 fits, he flies. • Want to learn more about #GoProFusion? Tap the product tag in post. • • • #GoProTravel #TripOn #Paramotor #Tianmen #China #360Camera
Photo of the Day: That's an accurate location name. 📷 @js35 • • • @GoProANZ #GoProANZ #GoProSurf #GoPro #SurfersParadise #Surfing #Australia
Photo of the Day: Watching time pass in #Taiwan with @jiawaiii + #GoProHERO7 Black. • See more from #NightPhoto Mode on the Inside Line. GoPro.com/news • • • #GoProTravel #GoPro #TripOn #NightPhotography #UrbanExploring
Buenos días de #Mexico. 🇲🇽 @GoProMX here to inspire your #TravelList. Which activity would you sign up for? 👉 • 1/4: Take to the skies for a bird's eye view. 📷 @gerardobistrain 📍 Puerto Escondido, Mexico • 2/4: Explore hidden gems with local tour guides. 📷 @theseakayaker 📍 Veracruz, Mexico • 3/4: Capture the cascading calcified waterfalls of Hierve el Agua. 📷 @jersongomezz 📍 #Oaxaca, Mexico • 4/4: Get adventurous + rappel through el Cañón de las Hormigas. 📷 @efrencanela 📍Nuevo León, Mexico • • • Submit your travel content to the #TripOn Challenge today. Link in bio. #GoProMX #GoProAwards #GoPro #PuertoEscondido #SummerTravel
Photo of the Day: Sunsets in Sardinia. Have you ever been? 📷: @tinello_7 • • • @GoProIT #GoProIT #GoProTravel #TripOn #Italy #SunsetOfInstagram #ExploreOutdoors #Sassari
2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.
Photo of the Day: Friendly reminder to take care of our oceans. 📷 @dru_nemo • • • #PlasticFreeJuly #GoPro #GoProTravel #TripOn #CleanOceans #Palau #Koror
Take to the skies with #GoProFPV Featured Videographer @benoitfinck 👇 • Clip 1 - For single shots like these, I love to adjust the speed of the video or reverse it to create loops. I often film in 2.7k at 60fps on the #GoProHERO7 Black because it gives you the flexibility to slow your video down by 50% or to scale in if you need to. • Clip 2 - Shooting in a place such as #PuertoRico for @DiscoverPuertoRico is why I love my job! In environments like these, where the GoPro moves through dark and bright areas quickly, it’s important to lock EVERYTHING. I use ProTune to lock my Shutter Speed, ISO, + White Balance. I also use an ND filter from time-to-time to achieve a #cinematic motion blur. • Clip 3 - #FPV drones are all about pushing yourself. Sometimes that means taking risks, but the fact that the GoPro is so tough definitely builds up my confidence! I’m usually more concerned about losing my drone than breaking the camera! • Clip 4 - When filming a subject with my drone, I’ll use the highest resolution possible - 4K 4:3. This allows me to reposition my clip perfectly in post-production to bring out the best of what or who I’m filming.
Photo of the Day: Work hard to play hard. 📷 #GoProFamily member @brandonscheid • • • #GoProHERO7 Black #GoPro #GoProTravel #TripOn #Paragliding #HoodRiver #Sunsets
“The ocean is my passion and my love, somewhere where I can just be me.” - @BethanyHamilton. Be inspired by ‘Bethany Hamilton: Unstoppable,' in theaters now. Click the link in our bio to learn more on the Inside Line. • • • #BUnstoppable 📷 @alanarblanchard #GoProSurf #GoProHERO7 Black #GoPro #BethanyHamilton
Photo of the Day: Jump in with @bastien_balmet. • Tag a friend in the comments for the opportunity to each snag a #GoPro Travel Kit (includes a Sleeve + Lanyard, Shorty Mount + a #GoProHERO7 Black). • • • #GoProTravel #TripOn #Croatia #TravelTuesday
Photo of the Day: That #FridayFeeling brought to you by #GoProAthlete @shanedorian + #GoProHERO7 Black. • Focus on your wave, let Time Lapse Photo Mode handle the shot. Take $50 off #GoProHERO7 Black today. Tap the product tag to see more. • • • #GoProSurf #GoPro #Surfing #Hawaii #NorthShore
Photo of the Day: That's one way to light up a photo. 📷 @idakamilla • • • #GoProTravel #TripOn #Pacaya #Guatemala #Volcano #OptOutside #Neature
Photo of the Day: Morning meditations in #Menorca with @danflorit. • • • @GoProES #GoProES #GoProTravel #TripOn #Espana
Photo of the Day: Mooondays. 📷 @simone_badone • • • @GoProIT #GoProIT #GoProTravel #TripOn #CowAppreciationDay #CowsAreCool
Photo of the Day: When weekends look this good, Mondays can’t be so bad. Nice find, @giacomogorza. • • • @GoProIT #GoProIT #Camping #WeekendWarrior #Italy #Bordaglia #HammockLife
FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride
YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.
MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS
I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)
I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)
PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)
SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.
I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)
*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)
HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE
DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.
LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN
ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE
STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH
SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS
SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING
I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG
Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)
So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.
“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)
THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN
Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.
I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?
Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)
One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.
The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.
I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?
Never fucking forget. #9/11
I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!
ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.
Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP
2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.
SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD
Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!
I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE
People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)
Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.
Asians are soooooo future.
TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER
It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.
I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)
And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)
I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.