I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.
We are judging you. #agt
Write your own caption 🤣😂#AGT results + special guests episode starts now (including last year’s winner @shinlimmagic )!
Today’s #wcw are the strong and amazing ladies standing beside me here in my latest @nyandcompany campaign. This group of women exemplify and embody everything my new collection is meant to stand for: changing the world by living their truth. Each of their stories have personally inspired me, and I am honored to cheer them on while they continue to change the game and embrace an Im•Perfect life. Let us lift them up in the light of goodness and hold them there. @nyandcompany
Tinker Bell and Peter Pan #AGT
Live shows! #agt
It's a Straight Back Sunday ❤
This Is 9 Months @kaaviajames ❤👼🏾 Insane how fast this precious time with you has flown by. Everyday my ❤ soars, melts, breaks, expands, wouldnt change a second.
This week’s #wcw is soon-to-be super mama Danielle Brooks. @daniebb3 stars as the dynamic and layered Taystee in Orange Is The New Black, which is now airing its last season on Netflix. She has also starred in Broadway - for which she won a Grammy and a Tony.... and released her own EP, “Four.”I first met her at an Emmy party years ago and it's always love and light and soul hugs every time I've seen her since. Can’t wait to watch you shine during motherhood!! Let us lift her up in the light of goodness and hold her there.
Sun’s out... #Agt’s out 🤷🏾♀️ See you tonight
@kaaviajames waiting for tonight’s final judge cut episode like 👀👀👀 "They BETTAH not cut my faves!" #agt
When it's your wedding day but it's also Hot Girl Summer #agt
The Wade's ❤👫🏾❤ #WLF90sSkateNight
Strong Black Leads. Write This Movie. 👑❤👑❤👑❤👑❤👑❤👑 #yachtshit
Friday Feeling Goooooood ❤❤❤
Today's #WCW is creator, show runner, executive producer, host and STAR @robinthede. Robin is one of my favorite people to hang with on the planet. She is pee your pants funny, and has a love for travel and adventure. She's fearless and compassionate, which manifests in her brand of tireless activism. Her accolades and accomplishments are monumental. She's the first black woman to be a head writer in late night (The Nightly Show) and fourth black woman ever to host a late Night show (The Rundown with Robin Thede). She was also named one of Variety's Top Ten Comics to Watch for 2019. Charity wise, she has been fighting for opportunities for black women writers and POC for the better part of a decade, including spearheading legislation that would create writing jobs in NYC from the NY tv/film tax credit. Her new show @ablackladysketchshow premieres this Friday 8/2! Let us lift her up in the light of goodness and hold her there!
Don’t sleep!!! All new #AGT starts now!
Passing gas or pleased with the audition? @kaaviajames will be watching closely during tonight’s new #agt
❤❤❤ New Swing & Photo Approval
Today's #WCW is @mjrodriguez7. I 1st met MJ a couple years ago and from the second we saw each other, we hugged like long lost friends. She is an incredible culture shifting talent that demands attention. Now in its 2nd season, @poseonfx was and continues to be must-see TV... and MJ’s character "Blanca" is the rock of the series. Blanca is the fierce, compassionate, loving mother I aspire to be. It was just announced yesterday that she will soon be gracing the Pasadena Playhouse stage in Little Shop of Horrors alongside Amber Riley. Mj is just getting started and I am better for knowing her. Let us lift her up in the light of goodness and hold her there.
@kaaviajames isn't so sure about how her dad is gonna do at the judges table. #agt starts now!
This photo was taken before I had to tell @kaaviajames that her dad got the guest judge spot on #AGT and not her. Let the shade ensue.
2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.
Today’s #WCW is the dynamic and immensely talented @stormreid. She has been involved with groundbreaking film & television like A Wrinkle In Time, When They See Us, and Euphoria. Not to mention she just booked Suicide Squad and Don’t Let Go with David Oyelowo! At just 16 years old she is poised, sweet, and a kind activist. She is one of the new voices of the next generation and her fashion sense is next level! Beyond acting, she’s founded a production company, and will be producing and directing soon…. which I am SO here for! Can’t wait to see what comes next. Let us lift her up in the light of goodness and hold her there.
On my Titanic ish, except I'm not letting Jack go out like that. And I've got @dwadecellars rose' 💃🏿💃🏿💃🏿
Tonight we have to say goodbye to some talented folks on #agt 😭So I’ll be staying in my happy place for now. All new @agt starts right now!
Melting chocolate. Brace yourself for #AGT judge cuts tonight.
🎶Driftin on a memory, ain't no place I'd rather be...🎶 #WadeWorldTour2019 #567 🇮🇹👫🏾❤
Once upon a slime #KidsChoiceSports
Hips and Lips... The Wade's ❤
Fam on the 4th ❤❤❤
Today's #WCW is my little cousin, the pride of Nor Cal, repping the Bay to Sacramento @saweetie !!!! I remember the 1st time I laid eyes on her as a tiny baby and my dad told her dad "Ya done good kiddo.” Saweetie continues the family tradition of being an independent self made woman. This USC graduate has her albums ICY & High Maintence and hit singles like Icy Grl, My Type and Pissed out now with the video for "My Type" which dropped today. She is as compassionate as she is a baddie. She is as fly as she is intelligent. And she is as family oriented as she is a hard worker. I'm just painfully proud of all that shes accomplished on her own terms and all by herself with zero help. She assembled an amazing team and keeps cranking out bangers. And it was just her birthday so everyone wish her a HBD! Let us hold her in the light of goodness and keep her there. Love you fam
Me dealing with all the work I still have to complete going into a holiday break... Basically 🤷🏾♀️ #NotTodayAndForSureNotTomorrow
Nebraska Babies 🌽🌽🌽 #GBR
FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride
YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.
MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS
I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)
I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)
PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)
SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.
I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)
*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)
HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE
المدينة المنورة 😍😍😍😍. شعور خاص لا يُستشعر إلا فيها.
DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.
🇰🇼 🇰🇼 🇰🇼 💚💚💚
LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN
ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE
STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH
SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS
كتاب أربعون متوفر الان فقط في معرض الكتاب بجدة. سيتم الاعلان قريبا عند توفره بإذن الله في المكتبات العربية. حساب الكتاب في شبكات التواصل : @ketab40 اللهم اطرح القبول في السماء والأرض ، واجعل الكتاب خطوة في مسيرة التحسين للقراء. #أربعون
SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING
I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG
So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.
“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)
THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN
Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.
I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?
كل عام وأنتم بخير اليوم_الوطني_السعودي_٨٨ 🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦🇸🇦
Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)
One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.
The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.
I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?
Never fucking forget. #9/11
Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge
I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!
ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.
Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP
2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.
SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD
Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!
I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE
People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)
Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.
Asians are soooooo future.
TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER
It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.
كل عيد وأنتم ومن تحبون بخير وتوفيق وسلام. الله يرزقنا السلام الداخلي والخارجي.
And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)
I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.
ما الذي ستفعله هذا الشهر ليكون رمضان لهذا العام نتيجته احسن من الأعوام السابقة ؟ #إحسان_في_رمضان
الله يوفقك أبوعبدالعزيز في مسيرتك القادمة في الخير بإذن الله.
تشرفت أن أكون في لجنة التحكيم لمسابقة إرادة من مبادرات الاخ عمار بوقس. لإبراز المتميزين من ذوي الاحتياجات الخاصة من كل أنحاء المملكة. التفاصيل في الرابط : Www.ammar.sa
نماذج مميزة من جيل السعودية ٢٠٣٠ على الشاشات في وسط نيويورك. شباب وشابات لديهم تفاؤل + طموح لمستقبل أفضل بإذن الله سيساهموا في بنائه بأنفسهم.
الإنسان لا يبخل فقط في انفاق المال.. ولكن قد يبخل ايضا في انفاق الرحمة وهو بخل أشد من بخل المال. إرحم....لترحم فكما تدين تدان.