When Crystal Palace reject the bid
After officially becoming an athlete today, I’m delighted to announce my new Tinder profile. Double tap if you’d swipe right. #noad
How many virgins can you name?? 5k likes and I’ll show them all naked, @futwiztom’s penis is massive.
Biggest tournament of the year tomorrow, $250,000 prize pool. Winning it might mean I can afford to pay @f2tekkz to sign this picture. Wish me luck 🤞🏼#️⃣
When Harry uploads. Q&A this weekend.
I AM F***ING DONE.. @westanser just ‘ACCIDENTALLY’ opened my PL TOTS pack which I was going to add in my reward video!! 😭😭 He said he will do a forfeit during that video on Thursday so comment with something and please make it severe. Also who did you guys get?? 🙃👀
30-0 for the 7th (SEVENTH) time in a row, ANDDD it was some sort of challenge 👀 If this reaches 13 likes I’ll upload my first gameplay video in 18 months!! Any guesses what I did?? The winning guess wins a pack of skittles 🤯
Double tap on a Hashtag Academy winner. #rememberthename
Started my night out in Manchester at 10pm last night, ended up going to Birmingham until 6am then went straight through and somehow made it to Essex for the Hashtag Sunday League title decider. Haven’t slept for weeks. Haven’t showered in a year. Can’t see or speak. Still pissed now. Completely worth it. Up the tags #️⃣💙🏆
Erm... thoughts??😂 #efc #mufc
CHAMPIONSSSS!! 🏆 Hated, adored and never ignored. I don’t know why I’m wearing a coat hanger but this day epitomised the club, everyone from all ends coming together to celebrate the best day in its short illustrious existence. We may not have a geographical home but we for sure have a spiritual one.. thanks to everyone who supports everything we do ❤️#️⃣
The only trophy Liverpool will win this season. Swipe for a surprise 🐐🏆 . . 📸 - @jackupson
Double tap if you wanna use my team! Who can spot the key player?? 🇧🇷 #fifa19 #fifa19ultimateteam
BACK2BACK2BACK2BACK2BACK 30-0’s!! 5 in a row now & I’ve not lost this patch!! Will actually try and upload highlights 😂#️⃣ #fifa19 #fifa19ultimateteam
BACK TO BACK TO BACK 30-0’s & FINISHED 1ST IN THE WORLD!! If you like the post I’ll upload highlights of all 3.. still yet to lose a WL game and have qualified for every event since the new patch.. Everton event next on Thursday 👀👀, lets get it 🙌🏼💙#️⃣ . ps COME ON UNITED!! #fifa19 #mufc
BACK TO BACK 30-0’s to top off my B2B qualifications!! Hitting some form at a vital time, I’m coming for you @f2tekkz 🙄🙄 . Double tap for a highlights upload! 👀 #fifa19
LETSSSSS FKINN GOOOOOOO!!!!! Qualified for the last $200k FUT Champs major tournament of the season!! Made my opponent RQ in the game to qualify so celebrations weren’t as big as last time 😂😂 Shoutout to my bro @hashtagryan_ for qualifying too about 5 minutes before, @hashtag_shawrey for the support as usual & @mileycyrus for her incredible voice!! GET INNNNNNN!!!! . Roll on the Everton tournament next!! 💙#️⃣
30-0 all on stream!! Who watched!? Massive thanks to everyone, 3k live viewers is crazyyy for my 3rd stream, 3rd in the world too.. the support is overwhelming!! 🙌🏼💙#️⃣
Name a better club 🔥 . . Kurt disstrack coming soon 🎤
Best caption wins
Disappointing result in the end, felt we deserved the 3 points! Thanks to all the travelling fans, always good to get a goal & let’s hope City beat them pricks to the league!!👊🏼💙 #lfc
Stop the world, I’m getting off
OMGGGG BEST CARD EVER!?! Double tap if you want me to get this card and stream weekend league with it 👀👀
#10yearchallenge Seems most people on here blossomed in 10 years, me on the other hand.. stopped getting bitches, developed a worse dress sense, destroyed my liver, met Tass, became unfit, ANDDD I ACTUALLY USED TO WIN TROPHIES!!!!!!!!
QUALIFIEDDDDD!!!! LETS FKIN GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! After losing the qualification game 3 times IN A ROW, I’ve qualified for the next event!!!! Deserved so much more this year so hopefully I can go all the way and set up a final with my bro @f2tekkz 👀👀 Btw I dunno what’s more impressive, qualifying for the event or that jacket throw 😂😂 . Won the last best of 3 2 games to 0, both 3-2 in extra time!! COME ONNNNNNN!!!!!🙌🏼#️⃣🔥
30-0!! LIKE THIS POST IF YOU WANNA SEE MY FIRST GAMEPLAY VID OF THE YEAR 👀👀 . #fifa19 #fifa19ultimateteam #fifaultimateteam
NAME A BETTER FIFA CARD THAN MODRIC EVER!?!?!? Hopefully the prime icon I packed last night will fund it 👀👀 VIDEO TOMORROW 4:30PM!!!
Like if you want City to win & comment what score! . . . Knew someone manipulating this from a video 2 years ago would come in handy!! Ps Eyebrow slit is not intentional. #mancity #manchestercity #MCILIV #liverpoolfc #mcfc #lfc
❗️CAPTION THIS..❗️ This is in the middle of a game at a pro tournament btw 😂😂 #fifa19 #fifaultimateteam #teamscuf
If there was ever another club I was going to represent, it was only ever gonna be one... I can’t describe how much of a dream it would be to lift a trophy representing my club 💙🏆
FIRST HASHTAG KIT WALKOUT!!! Looking beautiful @cesarazpi!!🙌🏼#️⃣🔥 Have any of you packed anyone in a Hashtag Kit yet!?!
We’re in FIFA again!! 🙌🏼#️⃣🔥 EVERY PERSON WHO LIKES THIS POST WILL GET THE HASHTAG UNITED KIT ON FIFA IN YOUR ULTIMATE TEAM AT 7PM!!!! #fifa19
Double tap if you want to play with my team.. #fifa19
WHEN YOU PACK AN ICONNNN!!!!!!! Link to the video is in my bio for that AND MY TOP 100 REWARDS!! #️⃣! Anyone got a different caption?
‼️QUALIFIED‼️: YESSSSSSSSSS WHAT A WEEKEND!!!! Qualified for the first major tournament of the year in Paris competing for €50,000!! Makes it even more impressive that I did it with this team vs mega teams and it was on my away console, WHAT A START TO THE YEAR👊🏼🔥!!! #️⃣#️⃣#️⃣
‼️ANNOUNCEMENT‼️: ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTED TO REVEAL THAT I’VE SIGNED A NEW CONTRACT WITH @hashtagutd! First and foremost, I don’t address it enough but I have the best FIFA fans/followers whatever you wanna call it (I see you all as mates) in the world with absolute ease. There’s been so many times in Malia/Maga/Ibiza or just being out during the summer that my mates have lost me due to me going off with a group of lads who watch my videos and although I can’t remember them nights, they’re honestly the best and it’s always an honour to meet you all! So whether you support what I do because of hashtag or me, every video view (7 months ago anyway😂), every reply to a post on Twitter/Instagram I really appreciate it and I see them all! This will be my 3rd year with the club having been there since it was founded but it’s more than just a club, it’s a family and a home. The experiences and memories that @spenfc & the club’s given me since I won the academy in 2016 is enough to last a lifetime and I can’t wait to create many many more this year, especially as I’m moving down south to be closer to the club (it’s your funeral @alexosipczak @lewispreston @westanser)!! This will enable me to frequently be involved in content as that’s been a struggle in the past and also spearhead the Sunday League team to stardom before I get the call up from Devs. I’m not your typical esports player to say the least and ever since I joined the club, first being wrote off as just a joker who gets pissed who can’t actually play the game, to winning the first ever esports tournaments between real life football clubs, to finishing 1st in the first ever weekend league, to getting top 100 with silver, bronze teams etc. Qualifying for every event through online qualification, finishing as the top UK player at the Manchester major, it’s slowly been a progression but realistically for me it’s time to go further! My aim for #FIFA19 is to win a major championship and at the very least qualify for FEWC and there’s no other club I’d even consider taking on that challenge with!! Don’t forget to #️⃣ it! 💙💛
WHO NEEDS FIFA 19 EARLY!? Just been to ‘our boy😉’ with @castro1021, like this picture & tag a friend who wants #FIFA19 early and we’ll think about it!!
Messi’s pace☹️ What do you think of the top 10 rated players in #FIFA19?? I think if they’re basing it on last season then Salah had to be better than Hazard? Going to be a lottt of central formations this year, can’t wait now!!👊🏼#️⃣ #ronaldo #messi
I can reveal I am playing in this years @EE #WembleyCup on Sunday 25th November!! Honoured to have the chance to play at the best stadium in the world in front of all of you and hopefully I can help @hashtagutd retain our title!! #️⃣ Hope to see all you legends who’ve helped me get involved in this at Wembley, you can get tickets at wembley.ee.co.uk/wembleycup/ & full vid is on @spenfc’s channel now! COME ON HASHTAG!! #️⃣#️⃣#️⃣💛💙
Alright then boys and girls who was better??🔴🔵🔴 These 3 legends, icons*, are now in FIFA 19 and I’m in the mood to start a brawl!👊🏼 For me it’s Lampard, I’m gonna let yous debate it out because I feel sick looking at his ‘prime’ stats. Also I think I’m gonna do a series on one of them 👀 #gerrard #lampard #scholes #fifa19 #fifa19ultimateteam #fifa19icons