Happy birfday bruv. You da man! And by that I mean you’re a real man. You’re someone I look up to not just because you’re really tall but because of the man you are: Funny, intelligent, caring, driven, beastly strong and fiercely loyal. You’re a constant inspiration and beacon of joy. Miss you on the other side of the world so I’ll raise glass and toast the legend that continues to grow. Your journey is so bloody exciting to watch and makes me incredibly proud to call you my brother. Keep bringing happiness and entertainment into the world and don’t underestimate the value of what you do. Luv ya mate @chrishemsworth have a rad day Yiiieewwwwwww
Fastest hunk a junk in the galaxy. And the falcon is pretty cool too
Flat out
I’m a make it rain. Thunder and lightning. Shake n bake. I’m on fire! You’re not on fire Ricky Bobby. Help me Oprah Winfrey. Help me Tom Cruise!
Mahalo Maui! And mahalo to @erichaskell @mattseashols @timmykeenan my finger hurts from throwing so many shakas. And also from shutting it in the car door
Gold dust day geckos. Try saying that 5 times fast
That’s was fun. Thanks #sandiegocomiccon2019 and @westworldhbo and @kilterfilms pleasure to be surrounded by people of such quality, poise and grace. And @jfreewright ain’t bad either😉
Gorillas can surf! @life_at_lohis
Bottom turn. Bum drag. Butt pivot. Cheers @aliphoto_maldives life is goood Lohis
Picked another winner
Breathe.... just.. breathe..
Nice balls
A dream within a dream within a dream.
“Science eh?! I’m keenly interested” Please to meet you “keenly”
Ancient Australian mating ritual. @thesamanthahemsworth really enjoys this
His holiness. The father. Hallowed be thy name. Craiggie. Luv u
Baby dragons!!
Hold my beer
The drums are beating and the hyenas are sulking in the shadows
Jeff!? Jeff Can you turn your head to the left a little please?
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#Repost @jfreewright with @repostapp ・・・ Well said mate. Here are the 25 Republican Alabama state senators trying to criminalize women’s reproductive rights NATIONALLY by challenging Roe v Wade at state level. Some people think politics is boring or useless or depressing or feel that ordinary people have no power in it. Some people even craft complicated self-victimizing theories to justify not getting involved - to justify not voting. These 25 men don’t think that way. If you’re good with them using their worldview, religious beliefs and will to control your choices & freedoms, then lay back and let them do their thing. If you’re not ok with that, keep informed about and fully engaged in politics and encourage everyone you know to do the same. At the very least, vote. Alabama was the state where they cracked John Lewis's skull while he advocated for voting rights for the disenfranchised - others were killed. Power to determine state and national law means that much to those who perpetrated that violence. They were cut from the same cloth as these 25 Republicans. They want you disengaged from the process. They want you to feel powerless. Don’t give in to them. Fight them. Win.
Aaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllo
Tiny lady or huge chair?
haaaaaaappy Mother’s Day the one mum who makes sure our kiddoes are truly loved and our home is the one place we’re all content and relaxed. She also takes such good care of the biggest baby ever. And he loves her for it. (That’s the baby on her left) @thesamanthahemsworth
My mum can actually fly. She taught me too. I’ve always had to flap my arms harder than her though. For her it’s effortless. Happy Mother’s Day Lones you legend. Miss you already
Touché
Where does he get those, wonderful toys
Sillyboofhead #bludog #mudhound
Happy Birthday ya blooming legend! @danmacpherson another tip toe around the world and another ton of stories to share. Yiiieewww get it! #whostheotherguywithus?
Cmon Han push! Your eyesight will return in time!!
I see what they did there.... because it’s filled with gasoline
Start spreading the news. I’m leaving today.
Bumblebeetuna
Hullooooooo. My name’s Bruce
Tango and cash. Batman and the joker Peas and carrots Ain’t got nothin on us. Miss u @chrishemsworth
An extremely rare “magpievius tinypia”
Jumping while underneath a helicopter is never advised. Unless it’s for #internationalwomensday . Also our pilot Jackie is a woman and said “go for it.” Plus the engine was off. Also we’re all quite short @nautilusaviation
Just claimed this island. It’s now the free republic of Hemsworth. Come one and all. Everyone’s welcome. @australia @orpheusisland #seeaustralia #somuchspace
You, me and the edge of the world. #seeaustralia @australia @orpheusisland
There’s this new fangled contraption which lets me put another picture on another?!! apparently It’s called an “”app””! hmmm. Next they’ll be putting bubbles in beer!
Jungle lunch. Chilli Bahn Mi punch. Bit by bull ant. Crawled up Dad’s pant. Now his bottom big. Mum and her dancing Jig.
Today was a little ...Nippy?
@imagesbybarefoot #shwaackattack @splussurfboards #revelation
Well If it isn’t my old friend mr M’Greg! With a leg for an arm and an arm for for a leg!
Join my mate @ben.osborne03 in the fight against ovarian cancer. Go walk the stunning hills around the dandenong ranges with him tomorrow or give whatever you can to this cause. Or both! Link in bio.
Cmon?. How am I supposed to leave when u do this ? Byron bay. Nuff said #clichesunset
why? Why are these a thing?! #portuguesemanofwar
Loved shooting this film and having a ponytail. Go check it out!
I’m her flower. And she’s my butterfly..