now circulating on Twitter: “The america the left wants” - I cant stop laughing. Tag yourself, I’m the guy with a sheep friend
she is incredibly proud of this dress. I couldn’t pick one picture.
Luna puts her shoes on him.
So I birthed an ax eater
Yeah um, we have wildly different takes on “different views”
See you next time China!
Hobbs and Shaw Guangzhou China 🇨🇳
Guangzhou China! #hobbsandshaw
Massive thanks to all of the fans that came out for our @hobbsandshaw premiere in Beijing!
Just found my favorite breastpump @haakaanz today during #worldbreastfeedingweek and feeling nostalgic thinking back to the days with my tiiiny babies. It made it so easy for me to pump (and live life)! Seems so long ago, but I guess now I'll just use it as my new drinking cup. #WBW2019 #haakaa #sponsored
it’s like someone took my husband, the love of my life, and extended my time with him by giving me his baby years too. Is that weird? That’s weird
*peter griffin LOOKATMYKIDS gif*
Rascals, in descending order of rascality
I haven’t been feeling like my best self lately. Like pretty super below it. I think I have an ulcer. Also I’m super cranky. And tired. Don’t tell me to go to the doctor. I will. But I still need help with the cranky part :( is there a cranky dr
Yesterday was a good day. HBD paul the dog!!
miles helping test mom’s noodle soup recipes!
Little man with all his favorite things! Currently going mad over cars and firetrucks! 🚨🚒🚨🚒🚨
I had this amazing idea to rent an RV so we could sleep in our friend’s driveway with the kids and not go back and forth to a hotel, lugging all our baby crap. I’ve always wanted to do a cross-country trip but figured just heading upstate would be a good start! These two videos were taken 5 minutes apart.
cannot explain how much I love baby feet (AKA “piggies” in this household) GIMME THOSE PIGS
fucking love the grocery store
when you see your food coming
NYC - Bubby’s - chicken n pancakes
my target summer #cravingscollection is out!!! thank you for the awesome photos, @ohtarget!!
she wanted a very fancy picnic, the kind Ursula would have if she were young ? Whatever that means #CravingsCollection
oh my he is 🇹🇭!!
HAPPY SHOW PREMIERE DAY!!! We’re on at 10PM, right after AGT on @nbc!!! Definitely post below whether or not you think I’m a comedian and for sure go to town arguing in the comments because there are just not enough things to be mad about in a day!!! Love u guys!!!!
Going through old photos. Look at dad!!
oh dear god
feels off-brand but going for it
nonononooooooooo too big too fast
this face. every day it kills me.
our little family!
found my toons a new dress
no caption been thinking too long
if you email me anytime in the next 7 days this is who is replying
john posted this but I have more followers
💛 in portofino!! (shoutout to cobra team/backgrid)
me and john
Press tour Paris #hobbsandshaw
happy in nyc!!! what a beautiful freaking day
Hobbs and Shaw
Two haircuts for the price of one! Courtesy of @fred_north, indisputably the most skillful heli pilot the world has ever seen. Getting the camera where it needs to be on Hobbs and Shaw for our final days of filming. A massive thank you to @therock for making this movie happen and for being the toughest, funniest, mountain of muscle I’ve had the pleasure of standing toe to toe with. This one I shall remember brother! 📸 @danielsmithphotography
Day 1 on “Hobbs & Shaw” movie. Getting the instructions from an old pal and the Director of our film @davidmleitch. Massive respect to you Dave for the incredible vision and scope you have planned for this movie. There are big things to come! The other big thing to come will be arriving imminently, that’s if he can peel himself away from his stack of pancakes. My partner in crime on this one, the colossal and world wide loved and respected @therock Just warming things up for you brother! See you on British soil soon. #HobbsAndShaw @universalpictures
Is this you?
Which is better?
I want it back
National Stadium Beijing. #architecture #herzogdemeuron
Feels bad man
Haha tag someone who’s a mom!
Awee he’s so cute
When it comes to being inspired, nothing comes close to meeting this man. He has turned science on its head and has defied normal thinking. The power of @iceman_hof and what he is giving to the world in order to connect the body and mind is so powerful. A massive respect to you Wim!!! #wimhofmethod #iceman #innerfire
Here is the very latest from @audisport Audi e-tron Vision Gran Turismo - System output is 600 kW (815 hp) - from 0 to 100 km/h in less than 2.5 seconds. - a power to weight ratio of 1.78 kilograms per horsepower. I’ll be stomping on the accelerator very soon! #audi #visiongt #etron #leagueofperformance #gtsport