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Disney

"You gotta stay loose, relaxed. Keep your feet apart. Now, 10 o'clock, 2 o'clock, quarter to 3, tour jeté, twist, pas de deux, I'm a little teapot, then the windup... and let 'er fly! The Perfect Cast."

Disney

My oh my, it’s three wonderful days! Check out all the great things to do at @DisneyD23 Expo this weekend. #D23Expo

Disney

Life’s a lot brighter with a little laughter. 💡

ivetesangalo

Tati & Guili, muito delicia viver esse momento tão especiais com vcs. Sejam felizes !!! ❤️❤️

ivetesangalo

Porque somos uma linda família na música e na vida. Amo minha banda ! Amo meus músicos, que além de talentosos são muito lindos. Fala aí!❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

ivetesangalo

Elba! Maravilhosa ❤️ amo vc e tenho imensa admiração por tudo que vc é. Feliz aniversário queridona ! Saúde @elbaramalho

ivetesangalo

Perdemos a nossa amada Cele. Minha fã que eu amo tanto , que me trouxe só alegria nos nossos encontros. Ela me contava cada coisinha que ela fazia pra poder ir aos shows. Estou triste com a partida dela, mas sei que o céu está em festa ,porque ela é só amor e alegria. Vá em paz Cele , obrigada pelo seu amor 🙏🏻❤️

ivetesangalo

Minha irmã me mandou ess foto. Mainha , @cynthiasangalo , painho e eu. Foto da festa de São João na nossa escola. Tempo mais que especial. Saudade demais

ivetesangalo

Sobre ontem, um show tão massa em Barretos. Obrigada gente linda pela companhia de alegria de vcs! 📸 @rafamattei

Disney

Bring out the music in each other. 💞 Tag your duet partner.

ivetesangalo

É tão bom lhe amar. Vc é um cara muito especial em todos os sentidos. Meu nego, torço tanto por vc, por suas vitórias e uma vida sempre feliz. É isso que eu desejo todos os dias, que vc vença e seja muito cercado de amor em todo canto que vc estiver. Te amo infinito! @marcus.sangalo . Te amo muito mesmo❤️

Disney

Ice cream for all! Tag a friend to give them a virtual scoop. 🍦

thefatjewish

I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.

ivetesangalo

Cara de quem sabe que hj tem #thevoicebrasil ! Depois de “A dona do pedaço” tá massa! 📸 @isabellapinheiro @gshow @marcogurgel ⭐️ @lupissinateproducao ⭐️ @silviogiorgio ⭐️ @gillalmeida ⭐️

ivetesangalo

Um super #tbt . A primeira banda que fiz parte foi a Beer banda! A gente ensaiava mais do que tocava hahahahahah. Queridos amigos ! Nessa época era muito massa. Saudades

Disney

“To the youngsters of today, I say believe in the future, the world is getting better; there still is plenty of opportunity.” – Walt Disney #tbt

Disney

Let’s hear it for the deer! Happy Anniversary to Bambi.

ivetesangalo

Oba!!!! Hj tem @thevoicebrasil . Quero todo mundo ligadinho nessa turma maravilhosa da música! Eu e meus parceiros amados @lulusantosoficial @iza @micheltelo @jeniffer_nascimento @tiagoleifert ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

ivetesangalo

Resenha alto nível com essa família mucholôka! Obrigada @joseroto pelo delicioso jantar e por nos receber com tanto amor❤️

Disney

Tag a buddy who could use some motivation courtesy of Air Bud.

Disney

See the world from a new perspective.

Disney

The Force is strong in this family. The @JonasBrothers had an out-of-this-world visit to @StarWars: #GalaxysEdge at @WaltDisneyWorld Resort, opening August 29.

Disney

Avengers, assemble! 💪 Who’s your favorite @marvel hero?

disney

Flip back in time and meet the pioneers of filmmaking in "Ink & Paint: The Women of Walt Disney's Animation.” See more on @disneybooks.

disney

The Haunted Mansion opened its haunted halls 50 years ago today at @Disneyland Park. A fun fact for all foolish mortals: Disney Legend Paul Frees lent his voice to the attraction’s Ghost Host... as well as the lovable Ludwig Von Drake!

disney

Which one of these @disneyvillains portraits would you hang above your mantel?

Disney

Send your 'ohana an aloha by tagging them in the comments! 👋

Disney

Check out the new poster for Disney’s #Maleficent: Mistress of Evil. In theaters October 18!

Disney

Dear diary, on this day in 2001, The Princess Diaries was released in theaters. What’s your favorite quote from the film?

Disney

Sunset views are better with two! 🌅 Tag who you're sharing it with.

Disney

Gadgets, gizmos, and coffee aplenty.

Disney

"And we'll always be friends forever. Won't we?" Tag your best friend!

Disney

Taking twinning to new heights since 1998. Happy Anniversary to The Parent Trap!

ivetesangalo

Realmente especial!!! Que loucura quando a gente tá junto meus zamuris. Família mais linda que Deus trouxe pra mim. @blocovillagefortal deu um show. Obrigada a Fortaleza por essa energia única e forte ! Amo estar no Ceará! Obrigada demais❤️🙏🏻 muito amor por vcs 📸rafamattei @amorimvivian lindona demais 😊❤️ @marcogurgel vc me deixou linda nos meus vestidos bafonicos. Arrasa demais! @markitocosta_ sempre linda com vc. Love u❤️

Disney

Tag the Meg to your Herc.

Disney

It's a very important date! In honor of Alice in Wonderland's anniversary, let’s go down the rabbit hole of film trivia: The voice of Alice, Disney Legend Kathryn Beaumont, also voiced Wendy in Peter Pan.

ivetesangalo

Que belezura @blocovillagefortal ! Hj tem o q? Tem de novo !!!!! Hj eu não largo vcs ❤️❤️❤️❤️

ivetesangalo

Me sentindo tão maravilhosa, isso tudo porque estou na minha amada Fortaleza! Que festa mais linda!!! Nosso bloco @blocovillagefortal já mostrou a que veio. Uma farra nossa sem fim né? Feliz demais!!! VILLAGE! 📸 @rafamattei 💄 @markitocosta_ 👗 @marcogurgel @iorane

Disney

“Minnie Mouse lost her voice with the passing of Russi Taylor. For more than 30 years, Minnie and Russi worked together to entertain millions around the world—a partnership that made Minnie a global icon and Russi a Disney Legend beloved by fans everywhere. We’re so grateful for Russi’s talent as well as the tremendous spirit and great joy she brought to everything she did. It was a privilege to have known her and an honor to have worked with her, and we take comfort in the knowledge that her work will continue to entertain and inspire for generations to come. Russi will be sorely missed and our hearts go out to her family and friends, along with our deepest condolences.” – Bob Iger

Disney

Sun, surf, Stitch. 😎 🏖

ivetesangalo

Fotos lindas para a revista @lelisblanc ❤ . 📸 @rafamattei 💄 @henriquem85 👗 @marcogurgel

disney

@disneyvillains practically invented shade. 🕶️ Can you tell which Villain inspired these sunglasses?

disney

Gawrsh! Wish you were here. | 🏝: @disneyaulani

ivetesangalo

🔱🔆 #maldivas @amillafushi @beabrand_marketing

disney

Picnic time! Tell us what you're bringing with emojis. 🧀🍉🥪🥗

disney

#SDCC was especially @Marvel-ous this year—6 films and 5 #DisneyPlus series from @MarvelStudios were just announced. What are you excited for?

disney

Sugar, mice, and everything nice! The Imagination Pink Cupcake, with raspberry marmalade filling and raspberry buttercream swirl frosting, is now at @disneyland Resort.

ivetesangalo

Azul da cor do mar 🐠🐟 #maldivas #mergulho @amillafushi

ivetesangalo

Um dia lindo e abençoado! @danielcady ❤️ #maldivas #flyemitaresflybetter @beabrand_marketing 🙏🏻

disney

Epic news from #SDCC! Five new series from @MarvelStudios will be available exclusively on #DisneyPlus.

disney

Just announced at #SDCC: A super slate of @MarvelStudios films coming to theaters! Which title are you most excited for?

disney

“The way to get started is to quit talking and begin doing.” #WaltWisdom

thefatjewish

2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.

ivetesangalo

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ivetesangalo

Lua de mel 🍯 ❤️

Disney

Family comes in all shapes, sizes, and extraterrestrial species. Tag your 'ohana!

Disney

Remembering Cameron Boyce. Read more at the link in bio.

disney

Take a chance and take the first step to get out there and see the world!

DISNEY

Just Announced: Halle Bailey has been cast in the upcoming live-action reimagining of The Little Mermaid.

disney

The Great Mouse Detective was directed by Dave Michener, Burny Mattinson, Ron Clements, and John Musker. Do "Clements and Musker" sound familiar? These two went on to co-direct The Little Mermaid, Aladdin, Hercules, Treasure Planet, The Princess and the Frog, and Moana.

disney

“Anyone can cook. But only the fearless can be great.”

IveteSangalo

Bahía é meu lugar! Todas as lindas coisas que vivo na minha vida são presentes da Bahia. A música, o povo, nosso jeito de falar , de cuidar do outro , de rir de tudo, e de aplaudir os nossos sem medo e com muito amor. Meus filhos são baianos, meu gato é baiano . Eu sou doidinha com minha Bahia. @tworcman

Disney

The pride. #TheLionKing

Disney

When’s the best time to go to @Disneyland Resort? All the time! Visit today.

IveteSangalo

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Disney

Aloha from @disneyaulani! Swipe left to wave hi to some friends. 🌊

IveteSangalo

Um amor que inebria , que completa , que da nó cego , nó de marinheiro difícil de tirar. Um amor onde a respiração é a felicidade. Amar esse filho é querer que ele viva e construa coisas importantes na vida dele. Somado ao íntegro ,ao feliz, e determinado garoto que eu conheço muito bem a fundo. Uma declaracao de mãe bem dengosa e chameguenta . Amo mesmo! Falo com gosto. Seu abraço, seu beijo , quando vc me chama mais de 1000x mãe, mãe, mãe, mãe, pó mãe, mãe vem ca, maeeeeee, mãe, mami ....eu adoro! Eu adoro tudo em vc!!!! Te amo daqui até ........ o infinito

Disney

Look on the bright side! The Main Street Electrical Parade is back at @disneyland Resort starting August 2 for a limited time.

Disney

"It's a small underworld after all, huh?"

Disney

Are you brilliant, brilliant, brilliant? Name that movie!

IveteSangalo

Quem é essa sereia? Que linda!!! Aí meu Deus, quase não notei, sou eu!!! #ferias @danielcady que sorte, hein? Tá passando muito bem! #jabototudoquequeroleraqui

IveteSangalo

Aqui é papo de amor antigo. @gilbertogil , obrigada pela inspiração e pela sua energia tão maravilhosa. Feliz dia, feliz vida, felicidade pra vc todo momento. Sorte a minha poder viver na sua companhia. Lhe amo do fundo do meu coração. 🙏🏻#painho

Disney

See @marvelstudios' #AvengersEndgame on the big screen one more time before it leaves theaters! Fans can receive this exclusive poster (at select theaters while supplies last), plus see a special intro from director Anthony Russo, an unfinished deleted scene, and a special sneak peek at #SpiderManFarFromHome. Get tickets now at the link in bio.

disney

Bibbidi-bobbidi-beautiful! ✨ (📸: @WaltDisneyArchives)

disney

"When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.” See more from @starwars Galaxy of Adventures at the link in bio.

DISNEY

Celebrating 40 years of looking for the “Rainbow Connection.” 🐸 🌈 The Muppet Movie debuted on this day in 1979.

Disney

“Life's not a spectator sport. If watching is all you're gonna do, then you're gonna watch your life go by without you.” 🔔

IveteSangalo

#tbt dessa capa babado da revista NOVA! E eu nem sabia que dessa barriga sairiam os mais belos e preciosos tesouros da minha vida #obrigadabarriga #comovccresceu Fui escrever sobre as matérias da capa e exclui a foto sem querer #cantoradodja Sou muito tecnológica ! As manchetes são babado . Hahahah

IveteSangalo

Meu amigo pra sempre! Uma pessoa que eu amo profundamente, tenho grande respeito e admiração. @radamesvenancio entrou na minha vida através da música e nunca mais saiu. Meu parceiro amoroso , competente, silencioso e mesmo assim engraçadíssimo. Ele lê mentes! Dok, vc é um cara doce que eu tenho muito que agradecer. Te amo meu irmão! Saúde e muita alegria pra vc❤️❤️❤️

IveteSangalo

Uns amigos desses bicho😊 Matando a saudade dos meus amigos amados @durvallelys @saulooficial @leosantana . Amor sem fim ❤️❤️❤️❤️#jogodoBrasil Foto @ninagonzaga

IveteSangalo

Forró da firma! Festa mais linda com meus parceiros de caminhada. Muito bom brindar nosso convívio meus amigos . Cada um tem papel importante na minha história. Amo vcs! E viva Sao joão!!!! #AnarrIessi

IveteSangalo

Já estamos no clima de São João! Prontíssima para Petrolina e Juazeiro. Hj tem muito axé e forro! Foto @rafamattei

IveteSangalo

Prepara pra chuva de fotos porque o show foi sensacional. Energia mais que linda! Obrigada Feira de Santana 🙏🏻❤️ Foto @rafamattei 🙌🏻

IveteSangalo

Feira de Santana!!!! Muahhhhh 💋 Só aviso a vcs uma coisa: to com saudades

IveteSangalo

Coisa boa lhe amar!❤️ infinito E tem mais, nosso beijos são incríveis , nosso ritmo , e os gueri gueri nem se fala!

IveteSangalo

Um presente do mar. Foi no mar que eu lhe conheci. Essa foto diz muito sobre vc. Como vc gosta de viver, envolto num ambiente de paz , equilíbrio e muito prazer . Te amo Dérei! Vc é o tesouro que eu buscava na minha vida. Além de lhe amar muito , admiro o homem especial e talentoso que vc é , o paizinho amoroso exemplo lindo pros nossos filhos. Feliz aniversário sempre . Feliz com nossa família e com o mar ❤️...” vc me dá sorte, meu amor...”

IveteSangalo

Uma amiga dessas bicho! @solangealmeida , se a sua intenção era fazer meu corpo não parar de tremer , e meu coração disparar de emoção, vc conseguiu! Seu talento é gigante , e eu tenho muita sorte de conviver e ser sua amiga. Que homenagem! Honrada por esse momento ❤️🙏🏻 te amo! Conte comigo! Sua voz tem que ser ouvida. Mulher cantora forte e batalhadora . Viva vc! Fausto, que delicia seu programa🌟 Depois posto foto dela vestida de Ivetinha. Não aguentei esperar 🤪

TheFatJewish

FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride

IveteSangalo

Que delicia de noite em Trancoso. Festa absolutamente linda !!! @gruposansebastianbr @sanislandweekend . Amei!!! Energia da melhor qualidade. 🌟❤️

IveteSangalo

NOSSO futuro tem que ser assim!#planetalimpo!por Marcelo Cady.👍🏻🌳🌳🌳🌲🌲🌱🌱🌿🍃

IveteSangalo

Mais fotos dessa noite de amor Obrigada meu amigo Henrique prata . Vc é uma alma de muita luz e força. Obrigada a minha linda amiga @marthamedeirosreal pelo vestido belo que fez especialmente para ocasião. @danielboaventura deu uma canja linda .adorei, vamos repetir!! @camilanunes como sempre deixando o show mais lindo. Que voz meu Deus🙏🏻 @rafamattei 🍀

IveteSangalo

Uma noite de amor ! Hj fiz um show delicioso em prol do Hospital de amor. Encontrei minha Xuxinha @xuxamenegheloficial que eu beijei mordi e cheirei. Minha Moniquete @monicabb07 ❤️ , fofo master @junnoandrade e as meninas lindas de @marthamedeirosreal . Foi um show especial . Estou com o meu coração cheio de amor ❤️❤️❤️❤️ @rafamattei 📸😍 Meu vestido lindo @marthamedeirosreal 😍 Joias @flaviavetorasso . Lux!

IveteSangalo

Música, beleza e simpatia. Bem-vinda coisa linda! @iza , vamos nos divertir muito ❤️ #thevoicebrasil

ivetesangalo

Mais fotinhas . Eu e as lindas @camilanunes e @isabellafiorentino ❤️❤️❤️

ivetesangalo

Que noite linda . @dolcegabbana . Domenico Caro Mio te Voglio Bene, Grazie Mille per questa Belíssima Serata, Bacione Veveta! @agenciabrazilnews 📸 Encontrei meu amores @pretagil @sabrinasato @laura . Amo demais @henriquem85 , obrigada, de nada!

ivetesangalo

Que notícia triste . No dia que nos encontramos num show, fiquei encantada com sua alegria e energia boa. Deus conforte a família de Gabriel e dos dois pilotos que estavam com ele nesse voo. Estou orando

ivetesangalo

@parabensveveta #parabensveveta

ivetesangalo

@parabensveveta #parabensveveta

ivetesangalo

O niver é só amanhã, mas a festa já começou! Obrigada zamurinhos!!!!! Ô sorte🍀❤️

ivetesangalo

Mais fotos no nosso show lindo em Brasília . @silva tão lindo , fez o primeiro show com sua energia e voz maravilhosos. @camilanunes arrasando e os fãs fazendo o show acontecer.

ivetesangalo

Show em Brasília foi sensacional. Que astral delicioso , os meus fãs todos lá juntinhos . A gente tocou quase 3 horas de música Massa!!! Obrigada por essa noite zamurinhos @rafamattei 📸

ivetesangalo

..” e o nosso amor venceu, de tanto que eu pedi a Deus, e ninguém vai conseguir nos separar outra vez!.. Vitória do amor e do respeito!

ivetesangalo

Cantando , dançando, ensaiando sempre esse novo show . Tão bom! Equipe afiada, banda incrível e bailarinos sensacionais. Próximo show em Brasília vai ser lindo! @rafamattei 😊📸

THEFATJEWISH

YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.

THEFATJEWISH

MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS

thefatjewish

I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)

thefatjewish

I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)

thefatjewish

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)

thefatjewish

SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.

thefatjewish

I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)

thefatjewish

MY WINE COMPANY @DRINKBABE IS CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING WITH THE FUCKING QUEEN, MY DEAR FRIEND/ BUSINESS GURU @EMRATA. LOOK FOR HER ON BILLBOARDS NATIONWIDE, STOMPING THROUGH CITIES LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA HAD A MUCH BETTER BUTT

thefatjewish

*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)

thefatjewish

HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE

thefatjewish

DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.

thefatjewish

LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN

thefatjewish

ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE

thefatjewish

STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH

thefatjewish

SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS

thefatjewish

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? @emrata

thefatjewish

SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING

thefatjewish

I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG

thefatjewish

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)

thefatjewish

So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.

thefatjewish

“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)

thefatjewish

“White people love snitching so much, they invented yelp” - @desusnice

thefatjewish

HOLY FUCK THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN ( @pizzaslime)

thefatjewish

THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN

THEFATJEWISH

Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.

thefatjewish

I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

thefatjewish

Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)

thefatjewish

One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.

thefatjewish

The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.

thefatjewish

I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?

thefatjewish

Never fucking forget. #9/11

thefatjewish

Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge

thefatjewish

I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!

thefatjewish

ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.

thefatjewish

Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP

thefatjewish

2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

thefatjewish

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD

thefatjewish

Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!

thefatjewish

I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE

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People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)

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Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.

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Asians are soooooo future.

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TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER

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It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.

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I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)

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And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)

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I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.