Card Sharks. Tonight on ABC. 9/8 central. #cardsharks♠️♣️♥️♦️
Happy birthday to my wife Sarah @semchale! Even during her birthday week she ferries Beanbag the Dog wherever he wishes. #selfless Sarah, I love you & I love you & I love you. Oh &, I love you.#happybirthdaySarah #beanbagthedog #Seattle #Vashon #PaddleBoard
My son found this skull on the beach. Can anyone tell me what kind of animal it’s from? Coyote? Mountain Cat? Gargoyle? Animal-human hybrid? Please help.
It’s happened! My Stand Up Special is available NOW on Amazon. NOW I say. Please buy or rent or rent AND buy(why not right?). It’s titled “Joel McHale Live from Pyongyang”.(filmed in San Jose California NOT North Korea) And now a hashtag version: #JoelMcHaleLiveFromPyongyang link in bio to buy or rent it. Get yours today!
Hi. Tomorrow! My first standup special releases on Amazon. Right now you can pre-order it on Apple TV(link in bio). It’s called “Joel McHale live from Pyongyang”. We shot it in San Jose. Please order and enjoy. #JoelMcHaleLiveFrom Pyongyang
And in the continuing series of the insects and spiders I find around my house and North Hollywood —-could someone tell me what this one is? It’s about the size of my thumb nail. And—-Go nuts!
My pre-show run in Jackpot NV was as purdy as it gets yesterday. Thanks to all that came to Cactus Petes. #johnfordlighting #pickuptrucks #beer
Thank you @kyle_maclachlan for your vino. It’s great the bottle of wine was full but the canteen was empty. What the hell? #pursuedbybearwine
Attn: amateur pilots of Regina Canada!—-Want to fly me from your fair city to Montana this Saturday?(I’m serious) I’ll pay for fuel. If you’re interested let me know in the comments, I’ll follow you, and DM you(I’m not drunk FYI)
The hotdog on its side is ready for flipping cards. Watch tonight!!! #CardSharks right before @matchgameabc
Does anyone have nine gallons of aloe for Adam? #sharkweek #neckpilow #bahamas
Happy happy Dad Day to my Dad Jack. This is not exactly a current photo but I wanted to show him driving. We drove all over 1970s America with my mom, brothers, and our dachshund Alice. Thanks for being a great dad Dad. I love you! #vwcampervan
Isaac’s graduation outfit is ready. #fauxfur
I just wish all electronics were this simple.
HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY to @lauriejack67(my mom) & @semchale(mother to my children)! Love you both on this special day!
Found my own hair in the coffee I made this morning. I’m calling the health inspector to come to my home to shut it down.
My friend Boyd brought a harsh wine critic to dinner a few weeks ago. He said the nose alone was enough to make him gag.
Your cards, letters, and thinly veiled threats have worked (I assume.) Banana @LaffyTaffy is back (it actually never left) and is now available in special ALL-BANANA “Gone Bananas” packs (you’re welcome.) #sponsored #LaffyTaffy
Happy Birthday to my amazing mom Laurie! This is after-skiing photo from either last winter or 1991. Clearly my we didn’t prepare or care about windburn. LOVE YOU MOM!
How long have I been blind to the reality that Banana @laffytaffy is no more? Perhaps it never existed! Is this madness? Or am I finally awake for the first time in my life? Yeah. It’s probably madness, but still WHERE IS MY BANANA FLAVOR?! #sponsored #LaffyTaffy
This beautiful funny man kindly allowed me on his show. Watch @therookieabc tonight. (Photo not necessarily recent) #therookieabc
I love these people and we all clearly love our dentists.
Here is your hero today. #cheftattoo
Pop quiz: where is the moon in this picture?
Well, this is officially the worst thing to ever happen to me or anybody else. I got myself a pile of @LaffyTaffy and there is NOT ONE BANANA FLAVOR. Why me? Why now? Life's not fair! #sponsored #JoelDeservesBananaLaffyTaffy #LaffyTaffy
I’m Joel. And you must be...Retaining Wall?
It’s my Dad(Jack’s) 80th Birthday today! love him so much & I love his hobby of “noodling” river poodles. I love you dad. 80! #riverpoodles
Happy birthday to one of the finer people on the planet.
Y’all ever had Hatch Family Chocolates out of Salt Lake City? Drop what you’re doing & get there. It’s a family run business(as evidenced by the name) & Steve is the nicest guy in the state of Utah. This is their Karl Malone Krispie. If you can’t figure out who that’s in honor of then I can’t help you. #KarlMaloneKrispie
Here’s a movie I’m in & we use red lights. It’s called Happily.
Rolling down window and me yelling, “Excuse me...uh...you uh...you got a tail light out there. Yeah. Left side. You’re welcome.”
Oh look. I’m making a movie while watching a movie. #Happily #HappliyMovie
Hi Seattle/Tacoma area—-y’all doing okay?
The greatest team-up ever: me and a can of @pepsi. We'll answer the question, "Is Pepsi OK?" (Hint: It is.) You'll want to watch what’s to come more than once, so you better buy some extra phones. #PepsiMoreThanOK #ad
Bob is the new Zoltar Machine. #BigMovie