The infamous Crab Club. Asian Secret Society. All I can say about last night is that Dan Lin hosted the dinner. Jimmy melted the butter. Jessica bakes when rhubarb is in season. That’s it. I can’t say anything else because I’ve been sworn to secrecy.
Moved 4 spaces up This week to the #4 spot on The Hollywood Reporter.
Made the Top 10 on the Hollywood Reporter Social Climbers Top Comedians. Thank you!
This pic was taken just before Bert took his shirt off. Thank you @wynnlasvegas for the best birthday weekend. 3 Sold Out shows.
It’s official! My life story is now an animated tv series. Dreams do come tru!!
Happy Mother’s Day to all 3 of these great Mothers. (L to R) sister Rowena, Mom and sister Gemma. Love you all so much. Enjoy this beautiful day. Mahal kita.
I’m proud to announce that @trutv picked up my animated tv show based on my life and family. Get ready! (link in Bio)
Love this kid right here. Everyone show love for my friend @itz_unk0_jay
My guy came thru last night. @p_lo killing the game. We A1
#tbt Back when my sister Gemma and I wanted the top of our heads to look like mushrooms. Henry Foss High School 89’
Love it when my son reps Dad.
I remember sitting in the Original room at the comedy store watching @brodyismefriend absolutely destroy. Having the set of any comics life. When he got his light someone from the audience gave him a 100$ to stay onstage. The crowd went nuts. He took the 100$ and the comic that was supposed to go up after him gave up his spot. Brody went on and continued to destroy. Truly the best set I’ve ever seen. I always reminded him about that night every time I saw him on the set of Chelsea Lately. I can’t stop crying right now. I love you Brody! Rest in Paradise my friend. I’ll always have this amazing memory of my great friend Brody.
These JK World Tour Crew hoodies are fire. #breakthemoldtour
I made a mistake. These hair plugs are a bitch. #happymonday
My son, Adorable. #timeflys
We’ve always been 2 steps ahead. #nyc
Love what these 2 Highschool teachers (Kathryn Ghiraldini and Cathy Flores) are doing for these students.
Looking back at 2018. What a year. 2019 get ready.
My son not only helped design my restaurant, he’s also part owner.
Merry Christmas everyone!
I love you Hawaii! All 4 Blaisdell Arena shows are Sold Out. Mahalo!
My squad kills it every time.
My father Msgt. John C. Herbert served over 20 years in the Air Force. Thank you for your service sir. Love you. God bless our troops.
Thank you to my Step Dad Sgt. Fred Harrison served over 20 years in the U.S. ARMY received 2 Purple Hearts 2 Bronze stars and a Combat Infantryman Badge. I love you sir. God bless our troops.
New York Stock Exchange with the crew.
Happy Halloween from Matt Stone and Akeem.
This is going to be amazing. Stay tuned. (Written by Jokoy and Kirk Rudell.)
My World Tour hoodie is fire!
My friend @ilizas is one of the funniest comics out there. Love talking shop on her podcast #askilizaanything Listen NOW! #aia
This European Tour blew my mind. I can’t thank you all enough. Love you all. (This is a pic of me yelling at chase “stop pointing at the case!”) (Tag European friends)