you don’t wanna fuck with me. i could kill you with a nerf gun if your back were exposed.
tag someone who should play my festival in 2024. no rules / no security / amazing sound / awesome installations / incredible experience / free water / unlimited fun / drones will fly you in and out of the festival one stage will be the luca lush take-over stage. you must take off your shirt before entering the tent (this is a rule, sadly). no photos/videos allowed in the tent as well (another rule). another stage will be the helen keller stage - ear muffs and memory foam eye masks will be given out. all you will feel is the bass. if you take off your ear muffs, your ears will blow out. don’t take them off. the mainstage will be similar to the colosseum in rome. dj’s will fight each other mma style after they finish b2bing. losers will be tossed into a pit full of producers asking them what their favorite vst is. there will also be a petting zoo, but with famous people instead of animals. you can braid kendall jenner’s hair and dress leonardo dicaprio in whatever you want him to wear. you can feed them tacos and boba (must be purchased at the festival from our vendors). each time an 808 hits during 100 gecs’ performance, 100 geckos will be purchased from pet shops worldwide and released into the wild. pan’s labyrinth 2024. try to escape.
wyd? can i come over
see you guys at @88rising head in the clouds festival next month!!! i’m gonna be rinsing out a lot of new music. limited GA tickets are still available. cop them now @ 88rising.com. i look like the dude from that movie “old boy”, lmao.
yo guys, we just finished a set at the nursing home. nurses were twerkin. the doctor almost had a stroke. we went too hard. we all have alzheimer’s. i actually don’t remember if we had a set. lmao.
Zulu brought me to a small metallic infinite room today. he calls it “the echo chamber”. it’s pretty much the opposite of an anechoic chamber (a room so quiet you can hear your own heartbeat). anything you think of while you’re in the echo chamber is amplified exponentially until you bleed from all of your orifices. Zulu warned me to not think about too much at once. he told me to keep my thoughts as simple as possible at first and work my way up. i stepped into the chamber and started reminiscing about my childhood and the days before smartphones/the internet. i started recalling specific memories and names of people i hadn’t thought of in years. i could feel an intense pressure build up in my skull. before i realized, i was bleeding from my ears, eyes and nostrils. the last thing i remember was falling to the floor. i woke up in Zulu’s living room, drenched in sweat and blood (hopefully my own). Zulu asked me if i wanted some grandma soup. he assured me that it was his grandma’s recipe and not made out of human grandma. i politely declined and ate a banana instead. who’s coming thru?
area 51 actually goes way deeper than i thought. once you go 20 miles underground, there’s an entire inner earth with another sun. the air is way better down here. i feel like i’m tripping. there are over 35 humanoid species down here. i am temporarily staying with my newfound friend, Zulu. he has been here for the past 243 years. when he shook my hand, he almost accidentally crushed it because his skin is so thick and calloused. his hand is triple the size of mine. when we walk around the city core, he puts me in a little sling that he wears on his back. they eat humans down here. he asked me if i wanted to try a human spinal skewer and i said no. he said i could try it later if i change my mind. come thru if you want.
none of you bitches are actually storming area 51 fyi - we don’t even live there we live in “antarctica” and we’re going on a retreat in september. don’t bother lookin for us.
food for thought ♥️ & it’s always okay to be unsure of things and to make mistakes - every time i get something wrong, i end up learning way more. das life!
prolly the first time i ever heard the backstreet boys (or shit like that)。 thru a cd player 。 on some janky ass $10 sony headphones - actually headphones were prolly more expensive than that back then. it was simpler when you could just listen to one cd. skipping thru a cd was annoying. you just listened. it was more about the sound than the lyrics cuz we didn’t know shit. & we still don’t know shit.
how i felt when that earthquake hit
who the hell sleeps like this 😂 snoring and everything
hey guys - i’m on my way to LA for @browniesandlemonade block party tomorrow. will do my best to be there on time. our car is just a tiny bit fucked. waiting for triple A to help us out. think i’ll make it just fine. write your social security number in the comments.
all right cats outta the bag i’m marshmello
found the clones
is this proper wedding attire? or hoodie and sweatpants
never send a human to do a machine’s job. send me.
let’s be honest, my school photos were better than yours.
“twelve tabs of acid” - made by josh pan in 2012 mixed media on shit canvas
say hi to the (currently) youngest josh pan. 。 i realized my shows weren’t “me” enough, so i invested in a cloning facility in 2013. by 2025, every show will be sold out to full audiences of josh pans. every single person involved in the production of the show will be a josh pan. 。 josh pan will do the lighting; josh pan will be the stage manager; all the doormen and bartenders will be josh pan; josh pan will operate the cryo and pyro machines by himself - all at the same time. instead of drinking alcohol or taking drugs, the josh pans at the show will be eating dehydrated josh pan chips and drinking josh pan juice (made with failed josh pan clones RIP). instead of guest-listing these josh pan clone fans, i’m going to up-charge them for tickets in order to keep the shows one hundred percent josh pan. these josh pan clone fans would be down, because they see the vision - they’re josh fuckin pans. 。 imagine hitting on the hottest girl at the show.. and when she turns around - she’s josh pan! you run to throw up in the bathroom.. but you check the mirror and see that you’re josh pan, too. imagine seeing the josh pan security team breaking up a fight between 10 of the rowdier josh pans. imagine a choir of josh pans opening up for the dj josh pan who brings out multiple josh pans as special guests throughout the set. then a full josh pan orchestra with a full cast of broadway-type josh pans would close out the show. 。 i feel like it would be an interesting concept for a show. are you down to be josh pan?
that feeling when you’ve hibernated for a long time and something inside of you that you almost forgot existed just opened up its eyes again. 。 name your city/country below if you want me there.
after finishing our @ultra.sg sets last night, we took over one of the craziest clubs i’ve ever seen ever (ferris wheel IN the club). @marqueesingapore thanks for having @skrillex, @teamezy & me! waiting for proper videos/photos, but here’s a few fun moments from ultra & the club. i think i may have to start singing during all my sets. it finally feels right. the song is a remix of “the whistle” from my album with dylan. keep swipin right.
i fuckin love seoul. top 5 favorite cities in the world. the fans are always so welcoming & catching up with the bros is always needed. i never have enough time here - will be back soon! 사랑해 ultra singapore mainstage today - 4:20 pm . also have a special announcement very soon for tonight, SG!!!
new bone who dis today at @umfkorea_official ! 5:00-6:00 pm mainstage
sorry ~ who is dis? got a new foot - don’t have any numbers saved.
if it wasn’t for this guy, there would be no josh pan - i’ll explain later
if @xandgmusic told me 5 years ago that we’d be working with @skrillex or @boysnoize .. i would have shat myself because i was literally still a baby. it still hasn’t fully kicked in yet, but @officialdogblood is on to something special and i’m glad they’re doin shit again - incredibly honored to be a part of it. 🧠🤞🏼 Dog Blood (with josh pan & X&G) - “4 Mind” out now everywhere! link in bio.
me and the boys got somethin spicy comin out this friday 🥳
he’s still alive, you know?
this is the dopest photo i’ve ever taken i don’t know why circa 2009 edit: actually。i do know why. this picture was taken before instagram was a thing. flip phones were all we had. we hadn’t smoked many cigarettes yet. life was simpler for humanity as a whole. no one was thinking about likes or followers. the world was cleaner.
fun fact: josh pan has a master’s degree. did you go to school? are you currently going to school? should i get a phd? is school necessary nowadays? would you go to school if i were your professor? or would you skip class?
媽媽我好想你 真的要珍惜跟父母的時間 happy mother’s day to all the mothers! tell em.
since everyone is posting this lately.. here is a picture of me as a girl would you date the girl version of me?
tell me your favorite story/book. i love stories. sit down with me. tell me one.
unleashing new music and seeing confusion is a nice pastime
make a wish i grant
been making a new song every day feelin like i'm back in 2014 all of a sudden this air feels fresh - imma get these birds to drink the wave.
took this picture in shanghai//2009. it blew my mind at the time - it still kind of blows my mind. every major city i've lived in has crazy juxtaposition. i'd finish lunch at a megamall, walk out and see this sorta stuff going on - a ton of labor for very little return. in nyc, i've taken countless street photos of people having meals in nice restaurants while homeless people lie on the ground right outside (hidden from the diner's view). and now i live in la. we need to get them some tents.
who did it best
whats up bitches What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
who's ready for more dance music
i’m retiring from music. take care.
theme of the year: rage
i’m gonna be honest. i’m fucking bored out of my mind. made this yesterday. not for sale. it’ll be worth more when i’m dead. “goatcat” - approx 2.3 feet x 5 feet. mixed media on shit wood
what was your favorite song off of the album? what did you think of those lyrics? 專輯出了～開心。你們最喜歡哪一首？ 林肯白喔 photo: @jessicaandclark
thank you all for the love on the new album!! we have a fairly limited amount of vinyl records available on @owslagoods & amazon. it’s my first vinyl pressing ever ( @dylanbrady ‘s too!). photos by @jessicaandclark design by @mikeyjoyce also have a couple other album merch items in the owsla goods online and irl stores.