#AmericasGotTalent hmphhh 😐 I'll be the judge of that. Carry On.
You Already Know. Best Caption Gets A Side Eye
This week’s #WCW is Instagram star and style icon Coco, short for Coco Pink Princess @coco_pinkprincess She is the ultimate trendsetter and leading the fashion game for us babies. Already at the age of 7 years old, she has styled and accessorized herself for an @elleusa shoot and was completely in charge of her own image and outfit. Nothing says cool kid summer like wearing Gucci down to the socks, and I’m loving it! Once I’m old enough to style myself I will definitely be pulling inspo from your wardrobe! @coco_pinkprincess.
It's only Wednesday?!?! Come on son. 😒 👼🏾
Somebody get Shirley off the dance floor. We agreed on Hot Girl Summer, but it's almost fall and she trippin 😒👼🏾
I'm giving up meat on Monday. Lemme handle these ribs right quick. Huh?! Today is Monday? Turns out TUESDAY is the day to go vegan. Tuesday. 👼🏾
Hol up hol up hol up! Who told you to use turkey necks?!?! I said hamhocks! Ask the butcher, they save em for me in the back. I gotta do everything 👼🏾 #KaavCooks #ShadyBaby @chefrli
I got some competition over here! This week’s #WCW, Maya is slayin the toddler game with her 1.6 million YouTube subscribers (and the fact she just met Percy The Small Engine.) Maya doesn’t act alone on her infamous YouTube channel, her brother Hulyan also joins in on the fun as they film videos of them toy-testing. I want to try all of these toys *cough cough* @gabunion @dwyanewade. It’s fine I’ll just sit back in my high chair and live vicariously through you Maya. Better yet invite me over for a playdate?
Ummmm before you hit send... Have you thought about spellcheck and the fact you may lose your job🤔
Honk again. Naw, honk again, see what happens. 😒
Taking a break from throwing shade, to shine some light on this week’s #WCW, @shahadi ! At only 14 years old, Shihadi is a triple threat and been in movies like Us, and is the voice of young Nala in the upcoming Lion King remake! Can you feel my love tonight @shahadi ? I hope so because you’re a true star! Let’s grab a bottle (of milk) & become besties like Timon and Pumbaa.
Oh you big mad huh? I, too, am a mermaid. I'm also 8 months old today 👼🏾 #ShadyBaby
AND PAUL GEORGE?!?!?!?
Ohhhh so you brought your lil friend who ordered a bunch of random crap but got amnesia now that the bill came. Swipe... No seriously, whose gonna pay for all those wheat grass shots? Swipe... Gimme your money. Swipe... Meet me in the parking lot. COME GET THIS WORKKKKKK
This week’s #WCW is Cori Gauff, a 15 year old who made history Monday for defeating her tennis idol & 5x Wimbledon champion, Venus Williams. Cori showcased a blend of athleticism & poise as she played her match. This American teenager has often spoken about how much the Williams sisters inspired her growing up, & knows their history well enough to understand the influence of the woman she beat Monday. When she shook Venus’s hand she said, “Thank you for everything you’ve done. I wouldn’t be here without you.” Congrats Cori, we are all cheering you on
Who told you you could bring yo little friend?!?! Ain't nobody tryin to deal with all her damn dietary restrictions. We gonna have gluten to watch fireworks
Are those baby back ribs?!? Babbbbbyyyy baaaaccckkk riiiibbbsss. Got me over here drooling
On-the-go in my stroller while writing about today’s #WCW, the incredible Selah Schneiter. Selah is 10 years old and is officially the youngest documented person to climb Yosemite National Park’s El Capitan. After a 5 day hike with her dad, she climb up 3,000ft (higher than the tallest building on Earth) and conquered her goal! What goal should my dad and I set? Once I get the hang of this whole walking thing, it’s go time!
I know we shouldn't judge on the Lord's day... however MA'AM?!? SIR?! That is NOT what they meant when they said "come as you are" 👼🏾
He's back on those bandanas huh?! Just smile, itll be over soon 👼🏾👼🏾👼🏾 #1stTimeInSand
This week’s #WCW is fellow miracle baby @reminiscemackenziemackie! This Golden Child is the daughter of @remyma & @papoosepapoose . Reminisce got the nickname “Golden Child” because of her parent’s difficult journey to getting pregnant. Her mama, Remy Ma states: “ She makes everything so peaceful. Everything is so calm. She really completed the whole circle.” S/o to you Mini Remy — nothing can stop you, you all the way up! Be sure to give this IG baby a follow.
Keep underestimating me ya hear. I'm small but mighty. I got her with the old "lemme play with your earring trick" 👼🏾
Soooo y'all just not washing ya hands huh? Or legs? Or feet? What might I ask are you doin in there? #RidinDirty
The audacity. Swipe The audacious-ness. Swipe Disbelief. #ShadyBabySundays 👼🏾👼🏾👼🏾
This week’s #WCW is @emmawise18. Emma is a Parkland Shooting Survivor, and has shown remarkable resilience and courage while transforming her anguish & heartbreak into activism. Emma is someone who is unapologetically herself and has urged the younger generations to make an impact. Gonzalez states “To young women who are growing up in an era of female empowerment, it is important to remember that quote from Eleanor Roosevelt: ‘No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.’ Many people in this world are not raised to understand the concept of consent, in all walks of life, and it’s important that abusers of consent not be treated as victims when they are rightfully exposed.” Emma is #woke. No one should sleep on her. The only time I’ll ever sleep on you Emma is when mama says it’s time for a nap.
Oh word?! That's what we on today? #ShadyBaby #SundaySweetness 👼🏾
There's a pop quiz?!?! Swipe You study for this shiiiiii Swipe Oh I know this, we solid 🤗👼🏾
Are you finished or are you done? Shirley told me to use my words, but you see I got my right hook ready just in case...
Today’s #WCW is fellow miracle baby… @thebrooklyndaly. Her parents are @TheKenyaMoore & #MarcDaly are pretty hip, which explains her dope style and fierce fashion. In case you missed it, she recently learned how to roll over at just 6 months. Look at you go! Let’s learn to walk at the same time so we can terrorize the ‘rents.
MAAM?! Ask me if its burning one more time... RINSE IT OUT!!! And that's when I became a natural hair girl 🤷🏾♀️
Dont worry about it Shirley, I gotcho back. We both bout to be in HR
Taking a break from designing new collection looks to write today’s #WCW. Please meet @babyjunie4 - daughter of ultra cool @teyanataylor and @imanshumpert. This cutie has mega style (her Houston cowgirl look was 🔥), and is clearly a star in the making! At just 3 years old, she is already a role model for me and other babies. Can’t wait until I’m walking and talking so we can gossip about the ‘rents.
Definitely thought it was Father's Day... My bad, my bad, that's on me. 👼🏾 Happy Mama's Day!
Who told you you had a plus 1? #ShadyBaby
I told them to SMIZE. They don’t follow directions. Amateurs.
Today’s #WCW goes to the stunning @kalieghgarris, who was just crowned Miss Teen USA 2019! And this beauty was crowned on her natural crown, showing off her gorgeous textured hair / curls! “If I take a small [step] by showing my natural 4c hair, the next girl will take one, and then we’ll ease our natural hairstyles into the pageant community,” she explained. Kaliegh is a trailblazer and wowed the judges with her numerous talents, showing off her history in theatre and competitive dance. Not only is she a talent, but she also has a big heart and started her own organization helping those with disabilities called We Are People 1st. Her older sister struggles from multiple disabilities, which led to Kaliegh founding this organization. We Are People 1st has been recognized by the Connecticut Department of Developmental Services for their amazing work. Kaliegh plans to go to college and study nursing, while continuing her volunteer work. Thank you for being such an inspiration and always lending a helping hand to others. 👑💜
Oh you see it. Whole new ball game with this one tooth. You have no idea. SWIPE Come onnnnnn! This tooth is as obvious as old boys comb over!
Ohhhhh 🤔 So you just not gonna use spellcheck huh? #shadybaby
Soooo you're telling me Jon Snow was hookin up with his Auntie Daenerys and yall worried about adult Arya Stark enjoying her life? Yall got your priorities mixed up #shadybaby
This week’s #WCW is the inspirational Payal Jangid. Payal’s story is one unlike any other. After escaping child slavery in India, she went on to become a children’s rights advocate. In fact, she is currently the leader of her village’s child parliament, which holds meetings to discuss various issues children face in their community. These topics range from things such as lack of gender equality to child marriage. Payal continues to be an advocate for education, & urges all to understand the importance of children having a supportive environment to grow. She states: “ In our society education is not given much importance - it is my duty to explain to the older generation how schooling is very much needed.” Thanks for speaking out on behalf of the younger generations, keep up the great work!
Who made these greens? They ain't sitting right. #ChangeClothes #ShadyBaby
I saw the whole thing! That woman did not put nary a seasoning on that chicken. She actually said with a straight face that it had natural juices and that was enough. I reported her, she's right there. Shirley is the one blocking her car in.
Always scouting for new talent on the court, which led me to today’s #WCW…17 year old Sanjana Ramesh. Sanjana is the second woman born in India to receive a NCAA Division I women's basketball scholarship! At 11 years old, Sanjana developed a passion for basketball in the streets of India, and now she pursues the sport as a career! Her skills are versatile: she is comfortable on the perimeter and on the block, where she can maneuver around taller players. Thank you for showing girls all around the world that they can pursue their passions! Can’t wait to watch you play.
Daily Affirmations. You are good enough. You are smart enough. Your poo is solid and doggone it, people like you! 👼🏾👼🏾👼🏾