I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.
Just nothing like it!! From 330 Jump street until infinity and beyond! Gang Gang 🤟🏾 #FabFive✊🏾 Love the bros ❤️
SHEESH‼️‼️‼️ So HONORED and GRATEFUL to be apart of GREATNESS. P.S. Man o Man that STARTING 5 vs any franchise All-Time. Let’s Get it!! #LakeShow💜💛 #KingMe👑 #Mamba🐍 #Diesel🦸🏾♂️ #Magic🎩 #KingSkyHook🗽
Player Rating 100. The Man, Myth, Legend!! 🙏🏾👑 #RealPlayerCard #NoSukkaSh*+
2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.
Man I don’t care what y’all say I’m taking a “Load Management” game off tonight! I’ve earned it, and my 🦴’s have too! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Slim King Calhoun”. Man I can’t wait for this thing to get going again! Coming to a city near you. Stay tuned! 🙏🏾💪🏾👑 #KingMe👑 #JamesGang👑 #StriveForGreatness🚀 #ThekidfromAKRON🤴🏾
7 Days A Week TMC Always and Forever!! 🏁👑
Nothing more to say 💪🏾🙏🏾 #sportchangeseverything #thekidfromAkron 👑
“Kung Fu King, Bruce Lee-Bron”?? 🤷🏾♂️. IDK. 🤣🤣🤣 #repost
Officially a Laker!! 😱💪🏾🙏🏾 #LakeShow
👑🌴LA LA LAND 🌴👑
It’s starting to get scary people!! 😱😤. We ain’t there but one thing about it We Working to get there and beyond! #YoungKing👑 #Bronny🤴🏾
Happy Birthday Maximus!! Time is literally flying by man but every second of your existence has been amazing to be apart of! Turning 12 years young! It’s a absolute honor to be your father, thank you Bryce! Love you kid forever ❤️❤️❤️❤️💪🏾👑
If you ain’t putting the people around you on and giving them the strength, confidence, courage, beliefs, and love to be GREAT then what you here for!! Salute and ❤️ my brother @richpaul‼️‼️‼️ #MoreThan #4HM
🗣King Service Announcement. It’s cool and all but PLEASE PLEASE know you don’t need it to feel cool, special or dope! YOU ALREADY ARE‼️‼️🗣 Use it responsibly. 🙏🏾👑💯
FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride
When you know you know 🤷🏾♂️ Stopped in @rimowa one day on the road in Toronto a few years back and they’ve been by my side ever since. Only right we make it official‼‼ 🙏🏾👑
Everyone welcome the heir to the throne to IG @real_bronny! Told him 3 years ago the summer of 2019 I’d let you him get one. Damn time flies! Hahaha! Anyways let’s get Bronny! P.S. Keep y’all hating asses off his comments or we pulling up‼️‼️
Today’s date in 2003......🤷🏾♂️... #TheKidfromAKRON👑
Mood Always‼️‼️ Not a DAMN thing you can do, think, say, or believe to ever take away from my 😁. You Big Mad huh?!?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️.
Recorded a special acoustic version of Two Of Us for all of you and it's out at midnight !
YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.
MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS
The official video for Two of Us comes out tomorrow at 5pm BST. I had a proper good day filming it, can’t wait for you to see it!!!
My mini me! King👑 x Prince👑 chronicles! Great vibes only allowed #Jamesgang👑 #thekidsfromAkron🙏🏾
Proud of you!! Way to show up and Show Out! Marvelous Maverick The Martian 👽 ‼️‼️ #RatPack✊🏾 #TMC🏁
Loading up the clips right now as I type!! I dare you to try me when it comes to Daddy’s Lil Princess Z!! Promise you it won’t end well for you! 😁😑🤬😤. Ok now with that said she’s BEAUTIFUL!! ✨ Thank you @mrs_savannahrj 😉❤️ #ZhuriNova💫
Man there’s not many things I love more in this world than linking back up with my brothers!! Over 25 years and counting! Man I wish/want to do this more often but I swear when we do link I never take it for GRANTED!! LOVE YOU BOYS!!! 🙏🏾✊🏾💪🏾‼️‼️‼️ #TheKidsfromAKRON👑 p.s. Missing @druondemand but damn sure ain’t forgotten
Loved it last night!
My G’s‼️‼️ ALL DAY EVERYDAY 🙏🏾✊🏾
FOREVER Got your Back Young King‼️‼️ ✊🏾 #thekidsfromAkron👑 #striveforgreatness🚀 #JamesGang👑
#LouisAndRichard Link in bio.
Wanted to get this off my chest
I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)
@martinlawrence Happy Birthday my guy! Been an idol of mine and inspiration for quite awhile now. Continue the blessings and pray got many more great birthdays! I remember this pic/moment like it was yesterday. 🙏🏾‼️‼️‼️
I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)
PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)
Today we celebrated you bro!! Man It was beautiful! I couldn’t help but to think you would walk out on to that stage with your mic in your hand and rock that crowd that was there for you! I know you’re in a better place now but I can even lie man shit don’t seem right here without you! We was just about to get started out west together in the communities. Both two of our favorite things to do(giving back to our own/youth). Anyways I don’t want to hold u up cause I know there’s better things going on up there, so just know LA showed MAD love inside and out the Staples Center as well as around the 🌎 🌍. Until we meet again @nipseyhussle continue to stay 10 toes down. 🙏🏾 #TheMarathonContinues🏁 Long.Live.Nip💙👑
Exactly bro!! 👏🏾 for him. FOREVER IMMORTALIZED. Salute and congrats @russwest44 on making history!! 1st ever 3 straight seasons average Trip-Dub! Major Props Brodie!! #WhyNot #RussellMania 🙏🏾💪🏾. #TheMarathonContinues🏁
Man Nip I promise I’ll continue to fly high for you bro!! The Marathon Must Continue On!! 🏁. And while you’re resting and enjoying paradise I hope I can make you proud down here below. #LongLiveNip🙏🏾💙
SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.
I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)
Just spoke with you the other day on text bro! Telling you how proud I was of you and how I was gone get you to more Laker games next season. Been A Stand Up dude from Day 1. May you rest in PARADISE Young King 👑‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ This One Hurts Big Time!
UP UP and AWAY!! SUPER WASHED Ain’t He??!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤷🏾♂️. Stay low and keep firing! The air up there is a tad bit different. LIVE.LAUGH.LOVE #striveforgreatness🚀 #thekidfromakron👑 #jamesgang👑 #bronknows
From one 👑 to the next 👑 it was an HONOR to meet you LEGEND!!
School Boy 👑. I still get those first day of the year feelings when I walk in. Purity and Joy at its finest.
To Mars and Beyond!! 🚀
*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)
They are who I do it for! Never know who’s watching but I know they are! My responsibility to lead them no matter what the circumstances are. #TheYouth❤️💪🏾
HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE
Some things never change! 👑
OH MY!!!! S*#% just got REAL!!
DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.
THANK YOU M.J!! Still tripping about last night. Couldn’t have in a trillion years thought that would be possible especially knowing where I come from and what I watch him do every single night! Doesn’t make sense to me to be honest. Man it’s CRAZY!! I know you guys think I’m tripping but if you knew me and my friends growing up you’d understand. Beyond blessed and appreciative of all the congrats from family, friends, colleagues, strangers, haters(😉), etc etc!! For the ones who been on the journey from Day 1 and I mean Day 1 I thank you even more!! Love 🙏🏾‼️‼️‼️❤️. #striveforgreatness🚀 #thekidfromakron👑 #jamesgang👑 #stillmoretocome💪🏾
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾 INCREDIBLE‼️‼️‼️ @kareemabduljabbar_33
😁 Wow Life is GREAT‼️‼️‼️
#TwoOfUs // 7th March. Link in bio.
I literally have no words! I guess like @realcoleworld said “Even when the dark out, the sun is shining somewhere”. Throughout it all no matter good or bad appreciate the journey. Thank you to all who continue to take this journey with me. 🙏🏾❤️#thekidfromakron👑 #striveforgreatness🚀 #jamesgang👑
SHEESH!! Congrats my brother!! 9k on them thangs. #PointGod #brotherhood✊🏾
Freight 🚊 coming thru!! I wouldn’t wanna be the one standing on the tracks😤 #Activated #striveforgreatness🚀 #jamesgang👑 #thekidfromakron👑
Man after being away from my family as a whole for 18 straight days I couldn’t wait to reunite today after practice and school for my kids. Nothing like hanging and banging around with my #JamesGang👑. #MySupportSystemIsTheOnlyReasonIAmWhoIAm❤️💪🏾 #QueenV #Bronny #BryceMaximus #PrincessZhuriNova
LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN
ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE
STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH
SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS
SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING
I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG
Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)
So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.
“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)
Ready for tomorrow!
THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN
Gogglebox from 7pm on Friday! #standuptocancer
Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.
I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?
Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)
One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.
The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.
I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?
Never fucking forget. #9/11
Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge
I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!
ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.
Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP
2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.
SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD
Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!
I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE
Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.
Asians are soooooo future.
TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER
It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.
And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)
I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.
Back in the day
8 years ago today. The skinny tie and shirt combo was a must back then 😝