So the word is out I nearly lost my finger shooting @911onfox. Freak accident, first take of the day a boat door fell on my hand, I thought I just jammed my fingers so I finished the take before looking (I know it sounds crazy, but I’m used to live audiences and never showing pain unless I’m supposed to) after a break in the action I told our director the situation and was rushed via ambulance to the hospital where they promptly reattached my bone and tendon with a plate and screws. I returned to filming the next day and finished my scenes before returning home to recover. Modern medicine amazes me, I already had 50% range of motion back in 3 days. There’s so much more than I can write here, stayed tuned via @rondarouseydotcom for the full story. And of course tune in to see how well I can act like my finger didn’t just fall off in this upcoming season of @911onfox
this is ana. i think anaconda cute. she conda really cute.
#SummerSlam will always have a special place in our Rowdy Harts! Kick ass @natbynature!! It’s your time to shine, blind them bitches with your brilliance! 🥋❤️
love a good candid • and let me be candid... ya girl is branded. that's right, it's me, or how you say... "c'est moi", @cestmoibeauty! this HD me is proud to be named as the first C'est Moi brand ambassador. so if you love all natural, organic, non-toxic, cruelty-free products... you're a good person... and you'll endorse this relationship. adorable and affordable, frugal and fresh... thank you to @cestmoibeauty for clearing my skin for this ultra clear pic. much more to come soon, but if you impatiently want more now, click the link in my bio ✨
making a movie is cool and all, but have you ever made a friend? 'cause i got a sweet 2 for 1 deal... on these friendship bracelets too. i know. i move fast. and my wife and i would like to thank you in advance for watching and enjoying @workitmovie.
The uprising cannot be swept under the table ... the tables have turned... and they’re everywhere!!! Prepare yourself and check the link in my bio to know our enemy!!!
When the tables turn, it takes a team of real badasses to take on those big wooden bastards 😎 and a team of dedicated nerds at #NoDNBproductions to make equally badass posters🤓 @rondarouseydotcom Check the link in my bio for the full trailer!!
gotta hand it to me, i'm good at photoshop... do you see it yet
I can't tell you how much it means to share this moment/billboard with my two emotional support humans... but I actually can, so here I go. These better halves of mine make me feel so high, like 12 stories, and so do the unpictured, brilliant cast & crew that made our second season of Liza on Demand possible. We are 2 months away from our fat baby's birthdate —September 25th... so prepare yourselves for prideful promo coming VERY soon, because I am one proud parent of these ten episodes. Moderately long caption, please commend yourself for reading.
@travisbrownemma nothing is better than doin life with you, thanks for stickin around for another year, you make dreams come true every day!!! • Happy Birthday Sexy Butt 😘❤️🎂
Handsome husband ✔️ Yosemite adventures ✔️ FTA ✔️
tip tap toe • this week's new instagram pose, trying to keep you on your toes, good luck to all you bros
the new instagram squat... good luck suckas
Congratulations to the Armenian national team on their two gold medals in the European Games team event. 🥊🏆🥇🥇 @armboxfed and congrats to my friend @jemymabetrian who brought home the bronze! Love seeing young talent coming up and working hard - Enjoy these victories, you’ve all earned it!
Congrats @qosbaszler on defending your @wwenxt title last night. Few things give me greater pleasure than watching you @jessamynduke and @marinashafir expose superficial alliances like @shirai_io and @candicelerae. This Pale Horse Rider knows, fictional fair-weather friendships will always crack and crumble before #the4horsewomen
He makes me laugh 😂😍 #BrowseyAcres
Happy Father’s day to the man who made me a mother and gave me a family🙏🏼 @travisbrownemma You impress me every day with your endless effort to give our boys the best life possible. I learn from you every day watching you teach our boys how to be men. I’m thankful for you every day because I know how incredibly lucky I am. Happy Fathers Day, My Love 😘❤️
F1, more like Ffun... ...it took me longer to think of this caption than it did for @lewishamilton to win the F1 Canadian Grand Prix. So damn fun, so damn fast. You’re the best time with the best time, man 🏆
“When I go for a drive I like to pull off to the side Of the road, turn out the lights, get out, and look up at the sky And I do this to remind me that I'm really really tiny In the grand scheme of things and sometimes this terrifies me But it's only really scary cause it makes me feel serene In a way I never thought I'd be because I've never been So grounded and so humbled and so one with everything I am grounded, I am humbled, I am one with everything” I Like Giants - Kimya Dawson 📸 @juliadmars
Be rowdy and proud all year long!! Get your own @rondarouseydotcom pride shirt today - link in bio! Individuals in the LGBTQ community are three times more likely to have a mental health condition. All profit goes to @didi_hirsch non profit mental heath services✌🏼🏳️🌈
Watched 24 last night on #wwenetwork ... Thank you @wwe for making such a beautiful piece I could watch with my husband and sons... what incredible year... I miss and love you all so much🙏🏼❤️
not pictured, limbo stick
spread eagle • click the link in bio to get a kick out of us lolol
jared leto called me funny. now i have a big head.
Pinky's up • To the brilliant beast of @balmain and @olivier_rousteing for making me look and feel so fly. To my HBIC boss @annawintour for feeding me and letting me serve as the official @vogue's Met Gala's Pink Carpet Correspondent for the 2nd year. And lastly, to the fears I may have felt but the faith and feathers I rocked instead. I am one happy camper.
Doing charity ✔️, raising awareness ✔️, making out with my handsome amazing husband.... ✔️!!!! #LAfamilyhousing #LAFH #LAFHawards2019
104 years ago on April 24th 1915, the Armenian people suffered a brutal genocide carried out by the Turkish Government. Over a hundred years have past but the wounds remain fresh and open because of refusal to recognize the fact this genocide happened. It’s never too late to admit fault and turn your enemies into allies. It’s never too late to let go of the hate from the past and hold onto hope for the future #1915neveragain #recognizethearmeniangenocide
There’s new life at #BrowseyAcres🥚🐣🐥we’ve been taking baby steps towards sustainability and just hatched our first chicks! There was an outbreak of Newcastle disease in our area and there are no chicks for sale this spring. So we took it upon ourselves to hatch our own chicks and ducklings this year - and it was surprisingly easy - all it took was an incubator, some water, and a little space on our liquor shelf! Stay tuned via @rondarouseydotcom to join us on or journey to make #BrowseyAcres 100% sustainable and as zombie apocalypse proof as possible!
can i get some wings with a side of thighs? 'cause my over dramatic ass is on the #roadtocoachella, baby!
We had so many last minute buys I decided to extend the sale an extra day-thank you everyone for the support!Last chance to get my limited edition mugshot shirt!A portion of proceeds go to @DidiHirsch nonprofit mental health services #erasethestigma link in bio
baby, i'm in the MOOD • thank you @mood__magazine for covering my ass ✨
TONIGHT #RondaVsCharlotteVsBecky #wrestlemania35 streaming live on #WWEnetwork
THREE DAYS #RondaVsCharlotteVsBecky #wrestlemania35 streaming live this Sunday on #WWEnetwork
Hey guys!! The Washington DC POlice Department let me out of jail with a pic and a tshirt!! (just like the Jurassic Park ride, thrilling experience, I highly recommend it) So if any of you #RowdyOnes would like to rally for my freedom via your apparel choices - you can get yours for a limited time via @rondarouseydotcom - link in bio!!
THIS SUNDAY #RondaVsCharlotteVsBecky #Wrestlemania35 streaming live on #WWEnetwork
FIVE DAYS #Wrestlemania35 #RondaVsCharlotteVsBecky streaming live on #WWEnetwork #April7th
Happy April fools day! If you missed out on my confessions of sax addiction yesterday, check the link in my bio🤣
Just got out of jail, and all I got was this same lame mugshot @beckylynchwwe got from Atlanta
In a @rondarouseydotcom exclusive, I address the rumors concerning my future after Wrestlemania. Link in bio
i'm 23 and me #notspon
9 DAYS #wrestlemania35 #RondaVsCharlotteVsBecky steaming live on #WWEnetwork #April7th
2 of the 5 fastest finishes in @UFC title fight history were mine. Come to think of it 3 of the 10 fastest title victories in @ufc title history were mine. And you honestly expect me to pretend this ginger thespian who’s never even heard of a hair tie can finish a fight faster than me? Told you this whole “beat the clock” charade was a farce. If you wanna see how fast a wannabe Viking can run, check the link in my bio
I came. I saw. I changed the game. Three women are going to headline #Wrestlemania this year. • I won’t hold my breath expecting any thank yous, but you’re all welcome anyway. 😎 #MRSwrestlemania • Check the link in my bio for my @rondarouseydotcom exclusive interview on #RondaVsCharlotteVsBecky being announced as the main event for #Wrestlemania35!
oh, collared greens
TWO WEEKS #RondaVsCharlotteVsBecky #Wrestlemania35 streaming live on #WWEnetwork
@wwe can fire me whenever they want. I’ll gladly go home and live happily ever after with the love of my life @travisbrownemma. They can’t control me with this job. • @wwe can assign as many security they want to follow me, they can’t control me with hired goons. • @wwe can go ahead and fine me however much they want. They can’t control me with money. • You’re all lucky my husband @travisbrownemma was there to stop me when I was just getting started. Now that he’s been banned from #Raw, your luck has run out. • For a recap of tonight check the link in my bio
Well, this one’s a glutton for punishment... @ashasebera_danabrooke I’m taking your assumption you even stand a chance against me as a personal insult. I promise you’re not leaving Chicago unscathed.
Sunday April 7th #RondaVsCharlotteVsBecky #Wrestlemania #RawWomensChampionship Streaming live on #WWEnetwork
this photo required years of body lotion
thank you, neck
the new jonas brothers album cover
a lil' happy valentiny
imagine if this caption wasn't here... this photo would be SUPER pretentious.
it's all downheel from here
when you snake your drain...
well if this doesn't make you crave a blonde brownie, i don't know what will
i look tall and lengthy here... but in reality, i'm short, stubby and i dance among the ass cheeks of strangers at concerts
i dropped at midnight, did you catch me on that pole?
anybody else's ball drop this year?
how to make a parking enforcement officer uncomfortable. TRY and check my time, you perv
look at God, showing off His true colors out of the blue
perks of having no boobs, even bras are just crop tops (also, i bought this jacket, and it's such a dope jacket, that i coordinated a photo shoot just to capture it. yes, it is available for photo or videoshoot rental, DM me for jacket bookings)
my hand placement is awkward but i just wanted to show that i have pockets… and an itch
life. is. insane. liza. is. too... blessed to live it. i can't even explain how big my dad's smile was when i told him. so, im dedicating this incredible honor to him. to every email he's read, every call he's answered, every doubt he's reassured, every cry he's soothed and every convo i've zoned out of... thank you. for believing in my dreams, before any came true. yes, im in my feelings, on my period, and my jumbo sports tampon and i would like to say thank you to YOU. for your love, empathy, kindness, understanding, positivity and your willingness to witness and support me as i evolve. this has all been one heaven of a ride, and im thankful to the angels riding with me. bless yall. aight im done cryin', thank you @forbes for honoring my parents hard work. and also, yes, cups of coffee and my legs always make an appearance in my major IG announcements
sister james was sister shaking in his sister slippers and couldn't be in the pic because he made me look so sister sexy. i blame my good genes, and a great james, @jamescharles. go check out my sweet sister's new youtube video! just 27 minutes and 12 ads long of us being open + honest about our life, love, jobs, mental health and more. ✨ now go watch his brain and talent unfold on my face.
a visual representation of an angry menstrual cramp
i wish i looked thiiis gorgeous. a girl can dream, and this girl can draw, @eliyas_art you are so brilliant. thank you for sharing your talent and creating this ego-boosting beauty. today is my grandma's 96th birthday... 96TH. it's by the grace of God that i am able to be here in India with her, and she, is able to be here on Earth with me. to the woman who taught me to take life lightheartedly, and to love wholeheartedly... i love you Ammachy, let's party. (also, we look alike, so this is a painting of her. she wont let me post a photo. she doesn't know what "post" means. i, barely know what "post" means. any-who, we're twins. only i was born in '96, and she is 96. but ill warn you now, prepare for me to age extremely gracefully.)
wearing a onesie as an adult is fun. no diapers this time... i know for sure how to SH*T MY PANTS NOW AM I RIIIIIGHT
i jumped through hoops for this photo • HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY BALLAS! YOU GET 30% OFF SITEWIDE ON LIZAKOSHY.COM! Check out @bylizakoshy or my story for all the sales!
athletic... where? JUST DROPPED YOUR NEW FAVORITE TRACKSUIT ON LIZAKOSHY.COM. yall, i am happy as balls about this drop! it's your one of one sportswear made custom, comfy and for the couch. LIMITED AVAILABLE, so get yours now! check out my story for more info!
well, would you look at this smart ass 1. YESSSS, YOUTH. our turnout and turn up these midterms are deemed to be record breaking! that's so sexy of us. i feel so proud. and so sexy. 2. also, we came out these midterms with a W, and that W stands for WOMEN. the estrogen was feeling ESTRONG this election. this is to our history-making, narrative-shaping, winning congresswomen! from the youngest women elected (29 yrs old, WHAT), to the first muslim women, from the first black and latina women (for many states), to the very first native american woman and to our LGBTQ+ women, and men too. i am so proud to see, our representatives look more like me. like us. like the U.S. these many firsts are just the start to even more change. thank you for voting and being the change we're SEEING. 3. thank you for poll dancing with me. finding my voice and casting my ballot was *almost* as fun as watching you all do so too. lucky for us, there's more to come and more work to be done. so, let's stay charged, and make change. ✨ (that's a decent slogan if anyone wants to purchase from me)
We, the people, are the Keys to America... so lock in your vote on November 6th. Blessed to love and learn from these two angels who made a pit stop on Earth... ✨ and in Texas! Click the link in my bio to watch our girls trip, then take YO trip to the polls.
voting is easier than marching -sexy pedro
check out my sexy halloween costume... i'm a registered voter
it's an honor to have won best actor, but it's a blessing to have won best friends. thank you @streamys for the Liza on Demand awards, and for a night that made it into the highlight reel of my life. also, we look delicious and nutritional. i can't wait to keep acting like i love you two... ✨
just looking down at my big sack. I DROPPED MY SACK ON LIZAKOSHY.COM. i'm so excited to release my sack into the world. i've been holding onto my sack for so long, and now you can hold it too. enjoy my sack. oh and i dropped this hoodie too but that's less fun to say for some reason. everybody go have sacks now
houston, we have a possum
this is so good, that i'm a little sketched out. thank you to the gifted @killah_tequila for sharing your graphite greatness. ❤️ i had no idea i could look this good.