Old friends are the best friends. Celebrating the impending marriage of PJ Walsh by performing with him at Virginia Beach Funny Bone.
The joys of comedy... 6am departures. Do you remember laughter??? I need a good in-flight snack...
These Junior Ninja grow up sooo fast... “Like Caterpillar into Chrysalis or puuuuupa... and thence... into Ninja!” #LastDay #ANWjr #AmericanninjaWarrior #Junior
To keep up with these #americanninjawarrior Juniors, I’m heating things up with @celsiusofficial. Liquid energy!
For as much time as I spend on tech, AND as a two-time alumnus of Computer Camp, it annoys me to no end how often tech support will ask, “Did you try turning it off???” Even more annoying is how often is works.
Just a reminder that Bootsy Collins is a fan of #AmericanNinjaWarrior. #Ninjadelic #FunkWarrior
This show is so awesome. Can’t wait for you to see #AmericanNinjaWarrior Junior SEASON 2! These Junior Ninjas are full on beasts... I realized My Junior Ninja name would’ve probably been the Hefty Load Ninja (because I was “husky AF”). what would your Junior Ninja name be???
Me, camping out for tickets for Top Gun: Maverick. I am going to be deep into Kenny Loggins, beach volleyball & going inverted until I see this movie.
Will I see Top Gun: Maverick? THUMBS UP. This is me in an abandoned MiG at Shindand Air Base in Afghanistan. I took this photo just in case Tom Cruise decided to bless us. And he did. Now, I just need to figure out what my Call Sign will be. Any suggestions???
Artistry on the set of #AmericanNinjaWarrior Junior! We roll out with the big kids today. They can go as fast as some of full sized ninjas & are fearless. In Terminator speak, they are T-1000s!
Today is our... INDEPENDENCE DAY! *said in my best Bill Pullman voice*
EARTHQUAKE!!! Just felt the earth move 50 floors up in LA. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!
I love the crowds we get in Vegas for finale of @ninjawarrior. Huge fans everywhere, including Cirque D’Soleil’s KA! Not sure how those swords passed inspection, but their passion was Ninja-esuqe!
Just a coupla former ball players hanging out at the finale of @ninjawarrior in Vegas. #BashBrothers
It was a valiant effort, @akbar_gbaja, but, in the end, the can be only one @lipsyncbattle CHAMPION! #Believe.
Pretty cool that, as a kid, I remember being excited for my Dad to get home from work because that meant we got to play catch. He taught me how to throw, then he coached my baseball teams growing up, then he got to be in the stands when I was on the mound as my college team won our league championship. I got the game ball and I got to give it to my Dad. I think it was the best gift I ever gave him. This custom baseball card of that moment is a pretty close second. Thanks @topps. #ToppsFathersDay #Ad
In the middle of the Opening Ceremony for Southern California @specialolympics! #WeAreSOSC #SOSC50 #50thAnniversary
Thanks to @carefirstbcbs for having me as their Keynote speaker to talk going from Doctor to comedian, to patient to Ninja Warrior & winning Celeb Apprentice... pretty standard stuff, really. #Transformation
Awesome to share the premiere night with @mrsuccessfu1. One of the best stories we’ve told on #AmericanNinjaWarrior. #FindWallyssa
Why I love @kevin_the_bull & the difference he makes with @childrens_alopecia_project. First head I’ve signed! #AmericanNinjaWarrior #BullIsBeautiful
#FindWallyssa @mrsuccessfu1 One of the best stories we’ve had the honor to tell on #AmericanNinjaWarrior
Big Shadows for a big crowd across the highway and still watching @ninjawarrior in Cincinnati! #BigRedMachine
Here I am demonstrating my insane athleticism on the Red Carpet for @nbc... tongue out! No need to look up anything that might happen after this. I am so smoooooth!!!
Team @ninjawarrior at UPFRONTS in New York. Can’t wait for you all to see season 11 starting May 29th! And, despite what you May have heard, nothing embarrassing happened on the Red Carpet. NOTHING! #DontBelieveTheLies