El Paso . Love you. Thank you. Hope you laughed at our jokes more than our clothes.
El Paso .... I can’t wait to see you. Lets spend some quality time together ...
Everyone gathers round when Eddie goes at a sucker. See you tonight El Paso ...
Thank you for a great night Amarillo. We hope you laughed at our dog and pony show. #RagingIdiots
Just two friends and their secret love. See you friends in Amarillo tonight! Just warming the theatre up!
It’s Friday and I can put anything I want in this shirt pocket today. Oh yeah. What a day !
Took Stevenson his birthday presents . I’m sure his mom is going to love them and the 300 styrofoam bullets they came with! 😂😂😂
When the weather gets a little humid and your hair has a few things it wants to say. Ammmmirightttt ladies?
Can’t find my glasses. My pants are falling off. And my dog always looks annoyed. But what a wonderful day!!!!
Monday .... ammmIriiiight
Shoutout @ingridandress . Fantastic new artist . It’s the latest episode of the BobbyCast. She talks about her odd love of airplane neck pillows, writing w Alicia keys, and shares the pop songs she wrote for other artists . Check it out today. Wherever you get those podcasts. Just search it up.
Im getting in the zone before a comedy show. Also I cant figure out who keeps taking these pictures While I’m alone .
Stanley shark ... do do da do do do
Scoot ya later Austin. !!!!!
Thank you Austin for a special night . So fun. Hope you had fun and laughed . And sang. And smiled .
All that’s left is time to exhude humor into the room. See you all tonight at ACL Live in Austin. Raging Idiots tonight.
The new Johnny and June. Eddies June. Backstage at ACL Live in Austin with @producereddie . Can’t wait to play funny songs and tell jokes tonight !
Hey San Antonio. You were awesome. Thanks for letting us tell jokes and play dopey songs. Appreciate you!!!!
Playing San Antonio tonight . This theatre is sick. Can’t wait to do jokes and joke songs. RagingIdiots tonight ! Packed house !
#BTS of my new life. Packing for this weekend. I’ve been taking my @Bose #sleepbuds out on the road to help me get a good night’s sleep. See you soon San Antonio and Austin !! Whabam . And oh this is a wonderful #ad my friends .
Packing for Austin . He wants to come . He can’t this time . But he does want to .
Things are looking uppppppp friends !
#CMAFest is now on ABC. Fun fact. This show was shot over 4 nights . So I had to wear the same clothes for 4 nights in a row so it would look consistent for all 3 hrs.
Hey friends. After the shootings in El Paso . And owning “Texas Forever”. We are reissuing the shirts to help the victims families. Go to CantSeeApparel.com . You can swipe through and see what they look like. Also disregard the sound of my dog trying to eat me during the video . There will be other stuff too for Ohio. But we have the Texas forever ready to go now. Thanks guys.
My Dogs asleep. My Arms asleep. I’m going to let them both chill for a while.
With Dierks and Lil Nas X here. Check it out Bc TOMORROW, I’m guest hosting #CMAfest at 8|7c on ABC with 30+ of my friends performing – it’s The Music Event of Summer!
Yesterday, he played all day. In 2 cities. He arrived home at 2am exhausted and fell right asleep. He then woke me up 5 hours later wanting to do it all again. Currently ... “doing it all again “ .
Thank you Chicago. I hope I was funny. See you next week San Antonio and Austin!
Soundcheck / puppy check . Both went fairly well.
We crushed the pool today. By “crushed”, i mean... chilled in the sun for a few minutes and got sleepy.
Is this the look of love? Listen to the 70 minute conversation that @thomasrhettakins and I have on the latest episode of the BobbyCast. At one point, he asks me if I can pause it. I didn’t pause it. You can hear it wherever you are podcasting . Search “BobbyCast” and follow @thebobbycast ! Also what’s your fav TRhett song ?
This is now most evenings. I don’t hate it. I also can’t remember if I’m wearing pants in this pic .
He’s now 2 lbs heavier and getting a bit of a belly. So he’s all of us. Sitting strong 11 weeks old right now .
Oh boy. Wait to you see what happens here. We are on Celebrity Family Feud tonight at 8/7C on @abcnetwork
Pool day. He not feeling the extra safety quite yet.
Happy birthday Kelly! My friend, my stylist, and fellow podcaster. And the only person I’d go on a reality show for free for and talk about how we used to date . You are welcome. And happy birthday @velvetsedge (video of my illustrious appearance on “Very Cavallari”
I dont use the word love a lot. I love sleeping, The Office, and the 2nd day of a spray tan. You know I love you tho Austin. (Ps I also love foot rubs, john Mayer, and Chick-fil-A number 1)
In this game and in life. The queen is always the strongest . And having to protect and take care of everyone else. Also I washed my hands immediately after playing this game.
You’re just here for the dog content anyway. I call this “dog eating pine cone”
A year ago today this book came out. Thanks to everyone who bought it. Read it. And shared it. I remember writing the story about meeting my biological dad and hoping that it inspired others to take chances . Even kick their fears in the nuts a little . I remember writing it wondering “will anyone read this?” Or “who am I to write a motivational book” or “will people be able to tell I’m half flexing on the cover”. Thanks to the thousands of you I met on book tour. And for everyone who has asked me to sign their book. I hope you found a story that inspired you to not give up. Or just to push a little harder . After writing my first book “bare Bones”, I felt grateful to have written a book people related too and was fully accepting that I was going to a one hit wonder. The Lou Bega of books. I’m proud of myself for wading back into the uncomfortable vulnerability of writing a(nother) book. I’m now more like the Ton Loc of books. Thank you again friends. A guy that couldn’t afford to by a plane ticket to even see New York City til his mid 20s now has two NYTimes best sellers. Anyyyyything is possssssiblllleeeeee
🚨 Meet “Stanley” 🚨 Named after one of my favorite characters of The Office. . saw him and thats who he looked like to me. So that’s his name.
Dialed in to the 🇺🇸 soccer game. At least I am...
Say hello to my little friend .... #NewDogWhoDis
There’s a little something in my eye. Just watched Toy Story 3. And this week, for the first time watched all the Toy Story movies . Is this the best Disney series of all time? I still have Coco as the single movie all time leader. But I haven’t seen many
😂😂 You know who really gets me? This guy here. When I’m having the ol stomach issues, I can always have a talk with my friend Pepto Liquicaps. #PeptoPartner And it’s convenient. And I’m always on-the-go. Like recently, I was just in the wild and had to eat something I never thought I’d have to eat. Im telling Pepto that story here . It’s funny now. But it sure wasnt then. And thanks to Pepto Liquicaps, I’m feeling much better .. #PeptoBismol (use as directed)