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our old tags 😂

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I’M SHOOK

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NEVER FORGET that we made the greatest beach towels of all time 🚫🧢

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* brain instantly explodes *

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this is your 🧠 on @merajuana

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Time to learn how to read

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🤯 Our idol and favorite astronaut/doctor Johnny Sins recently spotted 1 of the Pizzaslime @fourloko x @fleshlight billboards in LA! FIND THEM AND GET FREE STICKERS!!!!!

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I did @merajuana n discovered Yoda ASMR around 4am last night n now life n everything makes sense 🤯 I FEEL WOKE AF RN 😮NIRVANA ✅

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THIS DUDE FOR PRESIDENT 2020

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😀 HAVE A GREAT MONDAY n ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT PIZZASLIME ❤️s YOU

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Couldn’t decide which one was more me so I posted both

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🥬😈⛽️ @merajuana😤🚀🏆

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FYI we just restocked the Keanu T 😬 here is a 📸 of @joejonas wearing it and @stephaniebeatriz wearing it

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😂 SOME OF THESE HEADLINES HAVE BEEN HILARIOUS 🤣 cc: @fourloko @fleshlight

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Streetwear Mark Zuckerberg ... a classic Pizzaslime series

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Congrats H&M on making literally the worst t-shirt ever in the history of t-shirts

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Larry David David mashups by Pizzaslime for the culture

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SPICY 🥵 YUP, that’s the @fourloko @fleshlight we just dropped 😬

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Imagining waking up at the break of dawn and doing anything makes me want to fight something ... I feel soooo bad for these animals

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🤯 giving away a couple of these bad boys 😈 just tag 2 friends in this post and follow @fourloko and @fleshlight for a chance to win one 👍🏾 Picking winners in the next 48hrs ⏰ you can enter as many times as you want 😬

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SAME (i think)

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I have so many questions 🧐 the main question though is where do I find more of this 🌭 lady 😍 what do you think her name is? 🤔 (🎨 by @that_ivy)

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😬 So we’ve been thinking really hard about how to contribute to our local community and I think we figured it out! 🤝 Lets us know what you think and if your local park could use one of these bad boys! TOGETHER WE CAN SAVE THE 🌎 one community at a time!

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B.Y.O.D.❗️PIZZASLIME PRESENTS: the @fourloko X @fleshlight SEX IN A CAN 🤯 A FLESHLIGHT DISCREETLY DISGUISED AS A FOUR LOKO 😈 LINK IN STORY TO COP 🥰

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Inspired by the spirit of Steve Jobs and Leonardo Da Vinci we at Pizzaslime embarked on a quest to bring the world an innovative and cutting-edge sexual experience.  The result was the orchestration of combining the two legendary brands that are @fourloko and @fleshlight 🤯  Like most people you’ve probably thought to yourself “Wouldn’t it be cool if I could have sex with a Four loko?” 😈 now you can (if you have a penis 🍆) YOU ARE WELCOME WORLD! 👀 link in story 👀

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BIG MOOD

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😬 YOU ASKED FOR IT SO YOU SHALL RECEIVE... NEW TWEET PILLOW NOW UP IN OUR STORE💩 SHOUTOUT TO 👑 KRIS

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I AM NOT OK RIGHT NOW

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when the @merajuana hits

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THIS SHIRT GOES HARD 😂 (HOT TAKE: Frozen was hot garbage)

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WE GOT A ✈️! DON’T DO WEED 🚫 DO @MERAJUANA 👍

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It’s Mr. Steal Your Girl 👀 @dillonfrancis IN THE SLAMD SHORTS 👀

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This cast I came up with for the lion king still slaps harder than the actual cast 📠

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1st girl I see in these is about to catch a wedding ring 👰🏻

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THIS GOT ME SO FUCKED UP RN

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👀 NEW SLIME SOON❗️WE PROMISE 😬

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IF LA WAS NYC 😂 THE ACCURACY OF THIS IS 🍌s (map by @tombellino)

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this is how my day is going

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🚨WHO WORE IT BETTER?!?!?🚨1 or 2?!?!? DROP UR VOTE IN THE COMMENTS👇🏼

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🚨DROP🚨decided to honor the legend that is Keanu w/ this 🔥 shirt

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😍 WHO IS SHE?!?!? 😍

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Welcome to everyday of my life

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Harry Potter sucks 👎🏼 WE STAND WITH YOU OHIO ❤️

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ME jumping into the work week rn

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GANG!!!! We ❤️ You!!! THANK YOU!!! Pizzaslime started as creative outlet for us as we worked our day jobs. It started as a place where we could have fun and do stuff that makes us laugh and feel happy ... today it’s still that 🥰 We never imagined that we would still be doing this 6 years later and doing the kind of cool shit we get to do today. Without you guys we aren’t shit! Thank you from the bottom of our hearts ♥️ The gang is strong and it’s only getting stronger! Writing this shit just made me cry 😂 WE LOVE YOU 🚫🧢

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NAME THIS NEW TRANSFORMER

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BRO ON SIGHT! this pic just made me want to punch my phone 🤬 BUT I’ll prob do it to my homies now 😂 @grapejuiceboys

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If you can think of a better name than FLANOS you win $100 to the Pizzaslime store 🚫🧢 DROP THE NAME IN THE COMMENTS BELOW 👇🏻 GO! 🏁

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IF YOU ARE A MILLENNIAL KEEP SCROLLING! You won’t be able to handle these actual memes from Facebook (shoutout to all of our older followers ... this one is for you)

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