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RITAORA

Quick Likkle photoshoot with @ronanpark 📸 Japan you made me so happy 😁 I can’t wait for the next few festivals 💖

ritaora

Futures made of virtual reality

ritaora

BTS with my @escadaofficial family ❤️

ritaora

Thank you Tokyo and everyone who made @summersonic_official so amazing!!! 💕✨ 📸 @ronanpark

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🤷🏼‍♀️

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💭

ritaora

Day off. 📸 @ronanpark

ritaora

Tokyo you got me ❤️✨ @ronanpark

RitaOra

Korea you were amazing!! Tokyo @summersonic_official let’s go!! 🇯🇵✨ 📸 @ronanpark

thefatjewish

I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.

RitaOra

Sardinia was amazing!! Can we all take a minute to appreciate this dress ✨ Jung-gu, South Korea 🇰🇷 it’s showtime tomorrow!! 📸 @ronanpark

RitaOra

Sardinia it’s been great. Asia I’m on my way! 📸 @ronanpark #3rdpicImshy ☺️ 🏌🏿‍♂️

RitaOra

And we back! Portugal 🇵🇹 you blew us away thank you for dancing with us. I love you! 📸 @ronanpark

RitaOra

Till next time beeeefa

RitaOra

‘Trust the process’

RITAORA

Made it to Es Vedra today (after this was taken it was so windy I literally nearly fell into jellyfish)

RITAORA

For those red lip feels 💋here is my campaign with @rimmellondonuk and has just dropped Lasting Finish Extreme Lipstick. Soft texture, bold colour, all in just one swipe. #oneswipetobold #rimmellondon #ad Hair - @brentlawler Make-up: @kathyjeung Styling: @annatrevelyan

RITAORA

Mirror mirror 💫 @escadaofficial​ ⚡​#Rita❤Escada #Ad Hair: @orlandopita Make-up: @diane.kendal Nails: @naominailsnyc Styling: @annatrevelyan Photographer: @craigmcdeanstudio

RITAORA

I mean the gals are Gona hate that they’re in this but today was so relaxing and just pure bliss. 😍

RITAORA

Really in love with this shoot @escadaofficial ​🧡 #Rita❤Escada #Ad Hair: @orlandopita Make-up: @diane.kendal Nails: @naominailsnyc Styling: @annatrevelyan Photographer: @craigmcdeanstudio

RITAORA

I am so excited to announce another campaign with @escadaofficial!! It was such a pleasure working with their entire team again ❤ #Rita❤Escada #Ad Hair: @orlandopita Make-up: @diane.kendal Nails: @naominailsnyc Styling: @annatrevelyan Photographer: @craigmcdeanstudio

RITAORA

I’ll be here 💞

RItaOra

When someone says they haven’t heard #RITUAL 💥💥

ritaora

Hope you’re all having a great summer holiday so far ☀️ @ronanpark

ritaora

Aug festival season starts soon! 📸 @ronanpark

ritaora

🖤💫

thefatjewish

2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.

ritaora

@ronanpark

ritaora

Daydream ✨ @ronanpark

ritaora

NEW LOOK VIDEO OUT NOWW 🧡 Swipe up in my stories or link in bio to watch!! 💫 Thanks for your amazing support so far!! 🔥✨ @vicearabia @moschino @marvindesroc @gerrit_jacob @karenclarkson @samiknighthair @mariebruce #VisitDubai

ritaora

Watchu gonna do when the sun goes down? 🧡 New Look video out tomorrow!!

ritaora

Last night Hungary 🇭🇺 headlining @efott_official festival was amazing! Thank you for rocking out with us! 🔥❤️🔥/ 📸 @timmsy

ritaora

It’s time for NEW LOOK 🧡 The new video is coming Mondaaay!! I can't wait for you all to watch it 🙌🏼 Who’s excited?

ritaora

Budapest we have arrived!! @efott_official see you soon 💫🔥

ritaora

If you found a new look now, would you kick the old one out? 🧡

ritaora

I’m so proud of my brother for graduating your so smart and the kindest human. Here’s to your future! The world is yours @thereal_donora ❤️❤️❤️

ritaora

I proper had the giggles today 😆 @amazonmusic #primeday 📸 @timmsy

ritaora

Yesterday at @montreuxjazzfestival it was so amazing and so nice you came out to watch the show @shaniatwain it was a honour! 📸 @ronanpark

ritaora

Back to London!!! Had an amazing weekend performing all over Europe nearly time for a break!!! 🖤 @gaelle_paris #gaelleparis #ad

RitaOra

9pm tonight @montreuxjazzfestival!! ✨❤

RitaOra

So excited to be here at @montreuxjazzfestival can’t wait to perform for you all tonight at 9pm. I love this festival! 📸 @ronanpark

RitaOra

Found some weird lighting on my balcony so here it is. Lol

RitaOra

Take me to the 90’s...💫 @ronanpark

RitaOra

Friday In Finland. 📸 @ronanpark

ritaora

Made it Frankfurt Germany 🇩🇪 see you at @wirelessfest main stage 5.20pm! #daddyshome

ritaora

Frankfurt we have arrived see you on the main stage at 5.20pm @wirelessfest 🇩🇪🇩🇪🇩🇪

ritaora

What you know about a pic In a marble bathroom with some tan lines? @thomassabo #Ambassador

ritaora

Soooo excited to announce my new campaign with @thomassabo jewellery is such an important part of how i feel everyday and helps me set the mood for the day so this was something i was so thrilled to be a part of. Thank you to my amazing team for this gorgeous shoot 😊❤️ #Ad . #RITAORAxTS #magicbyTS @thomassabo . Photography @cassblackbird Hair @shonju Make Up @mariebruce Styling @annatrevelyan

ritaora

This weekend was Rad.

ritaora

Sound vision / no fs to give ✅

ritaora

When everything’s delayed so you gota do what you gota do... @lizmartinsmakeup moment caught courtesy of my main squeeze @rio_hair

ritaora

Last night 💫

Cocielo

VÍDEO NOVOOOOOO! comi sabonete, energético com leite, pé de galinha, ovo, comida de outros países e por aí vai! O LINK DO VÍDEO TÁ NA BIO E NOS STORIES, CORRE PRA ASSISTIR E DEIXA O LIKE LÁ 🙌🏻🔥🎥😂

Cocielo

PELOS PODERES DO PÉ QUENTEEE!!! 5️⃣🇧🇷💚💛 @copaamerica #VibraoContinente

Cocielo

VAMOOOOOOOOOOOO 🇧🇷💛⚽️ @copaamerica #VibraoContinente

Cocielo

ontem tivemos felisberto feliz fazendo toda a reportagem de campo da copa corote, obrigado pela astúcia, grande repórter. 🎤

Cocielo

SAIU VÍDEO NOVOOOOO! o link tá na bio e nos stories, corre pra assistir e deixa o like lá 🔥😂🎥

Cocielo

✨🌈🥰

Cocielo

casados também comemoram e passam o dia coladinhos, te amo alma gêmea, feliz dia dos eternos namorados ❤️ @chalezinho 🥂

cocielo

em que ocasião vc usaria algum desses tênis do vídeo novo? HAUAHAUHAUAAHWAH pra ver a coleção mais incrível da humanidade, é só clicar no link da bio ou nos stories! 👟💸😂

cocielo

ACABOU DE SAIR UM DOS VÍDEOS MAIS PEDIDOS POR VOCÊS! o link tá na bio e nos stories, corre pra assistir 🙌🏻🎥🔥

cocielo

∂σทσ ∂є υм sσrrisσ єทcαทτα∂σr ! вנs ρrσ rєcαℓqυє , ккккк :*

cocielo

levei a lagosta pra passear, mas no caminho mudamos de ideia, decidimos ir tomar um café e por o papo em dia ☕️

TheFatJewish

FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride

cocielo

POSTEI VÍDEO NOVO! o link tá na bio e nos stories, corre pra assistir 😂🎥🙌🏻

cocielo

ACABEI DE LANÇAR VÍDEO NOVO! o link tá na bio e nos stories, corre pra assistir 😂🎥🙌🏻

cocielo

pra quem tem dúvida se eu realmente tenho quase dois metros, tá aí a resposta, é mais ou menos esse aí o meu tamanho. e sim, eu postei essa foto só pra falar da minha altura mesmo... juro, não é nem porque estou do lado de um deus 😍⚽️

cocielo

após criticas, é revelada a nova aparência de sonic em filme, e o realismo surpreende

cocielo

ACABOU DE SAIR VÍDEO NOVO E TÁ MUITO ENGRAÇADO! o link tá na bio e nos stories, corre pra assistir! deixa o like lá 😂🎥🔥🙌🏻⚽️

cocielo

foco pro peso mosca se tornar peso varejeira 😂💪🏻 duas infos: hoje tem vídeo novo as 18:30h, e com o código “juliogol” você tem 10% de desconto no @voceemforma_oficial, aproveita aí 🏋🏻‍♂️

THEFATJEWISH

YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.

THEFATJEWISH

MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS

cocielo

SAIU VÍDEO NOVO E TÁ ENGRAÇADO DEMAIS! o link tá na bio e nos stories, deixa o like lá 😂🎥🙌🏻

cocielo

caraio eu sou mó gata

cocielo

e eu continuo como?! desde sempre juntando amigos aleatórios para gravar desafios esportivos®️⚽️😂

cocielo

SAIU VÍDEO NOVO NO CANAL! o link tá na bio, e nos stories. corre pra assistir e deixa o like lá 🎥😂🙌🏻💉

cocielo

mano, eu lembro como se fosse ontem. a trilha sonora da minha infância era a minha mãe logo cedo ouvindo as fitas da dupla. ela dançava enquanto limpava a casa, e se alguém encostasse no rádio apanhava sem dó com aqueles chinelos remendado com prego HAUSHAUSHAUSHAUSAH aí hoje eu tenho a oportunidade de levar ela pra assistir o show, tenho a oportunidade de ser seu amigo, e perceber o quão louca a vida é HAUAHAUAHAUAHAH bem vindo a minha seletiva lista de “pessoas que um dia eu quero ser um terço delas”. sou fã da sua pessoa, do seu bom coração, e do seu trabalho! obrigado por fazer parte da trilha sonora da minha família, e pelo carinho comigo! @camargoluciano 🧡

cocielo

SIM, pra sempre SIM! feliz 1 ano do melhor dia das nossas vidas, eu te amo meu tudo, minha companheira, minha alma gêmea, minha esposa! 🧡 @tata

cocielo

PLAYLIST DE FUNK EXTRAORDINÁRIA! Esse vídeo, um dos meus favoritos, foi tirado do ar na semana passada. Lembro que na época (2016) eu recebi muitas mensagens positivas sobre ele: “Sempre que to triste vejo esse vídeo”, “Melhor playlist do youtube”, “Meu dia tava ruim, até ver esse vídeo”, “Nem gosto de funk mas chorei de rir”, “Meu vídeo favorito”. O carinho que os inscritos tinham pelo vídeo era foda, e essas mensagens continuavam até hoje. Então to postando aqui no instagram pra geral matar as saudades, e ainda ter a oportunidade de assistir pra se alegrar! 🙌🏻 ARRASTA PRO LADO 👉🏻 PROIBIDO PARA MENORES DE 18 🔞marca os amigos🎵

cocielo

homem de ferro de ferro tá fudido thanos vem tranquilo

cocielo

mulheres da minha vida! 🧡 se você ouvir a história de cada uma, vai entender o porque eu sempre digo pra nunca desistirem dos seus sonhos, foi a vida delas que me ensinou. amo vocês 🧡

cocielo

VÍDEO NOVO!!! A TÃO ESPERADA COPA CIRROSE!!! o link tá na bio e nos stories! corre pra assistir e deixa o like lá! 🔥😂🎥

thefatjewish

I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)

cocielo

VÍDEO NOVO CHEIO DE RAGE! o link tá na bio e nos stories! deixa o like lá 👍🏼😂🎥

cocielo

um belo cachorro ao lado de um animal 🐶❤️

thefatjewish

I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)

thefatjewish

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)

cocielo

CARAMBOLAS!! O SLIME FICOU PARECENDO UMA CALCINHA VELHA MAS DEU CERTO !!!! 🙀😱🙀😱🙀😱 o link do vídeo family friendly tá na bio, assiste lá 😱🙀

cocielo

SAIU VÍDEO NOVO NO CANAL! CORRE PRA ASSISTIR!!! O LINK TÁ NA BIO E NOS STORIES! DEIXA O LIKE LÁ 🙌🏻🎦😂

cocielo

com muita satisfação anuncio que daqui pra frente só vou fazer vídeos family friendly! sem palavrão, sem álcool, só alegria !!! será que eu consegui fazer o slimão da rapazeada ????? vídeo novo hoje as 18:30h 😱😱😱

cocielo

sexta feira, né?! @coroteoficial 🙌🏻🚀

thefatjewish

SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.

thefatjewish

I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)

cocielo

é muito bom olhar lá atrás e ver que eu participei de varias etapas da sua vida, te ver evoluir é muito foda, seu coração é gigante, e você merece o mundo! o @gael vai ter uma família incrível! to contigo sempre, te amo griezmann ❤️😂👉🏻

cocielo

ACABOU DE SAIR VÍDEO NOVO NO SEGUNDO CANAL! o link do vídeo tá na bio e nos stories, corre pra assistir 🙌🏻🔥

cocielo

dois metrão de puro osso, sempre com aquela boa e velha fatiada, com um bom e velho número agradável! HAUAHAUAHAUAHAU obrigado pela experiência @cbf_futebol, foi sensacional! 🙌🏻🔥⚽️

cocielo

DJ HENRIQUE PEGOU UMA MOTOOO 🎵 CHAMAAAAAAAAA NO GRAU🔥💥

cocielo

ACABEI DE POSTAR VÍDEO NOVO! CORRE PRA ASSISTIR, O LINK TÁ NA BIO E NOS STORIES 🔥🙌🏻🎥⚽️

cocielo

EU VO MATA O CASTANIARI!!!!

thefatjewish

MY WINE COMPANY @DRINKBABE IS CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING WITH THE FUCKING QUEEN, MY DEAR FRIEND/ BUSINESS GURU @EMRATA. LOOK FOR HER ON BILLBOARDS NATIONWIDE, STOMPING THROUGH CITIES LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA HAD A MUCH BETTER BUTT

cocielo

💛

thefatjewish

*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)

cocielo

logo logo no canal vai ter vídeo no ct do barça com @phil.coutinho! o primeiro profissional que aceita participar do desafio do travessão! quem vocês acham que ganhou, eu ou ele? ⚽️ obrigado @konamibrasil por me proporcionar esse encontro, vocês são monstros ❤️ 🙌🏻

cocielo

dica de beleza ✨👉🏻 uma boa e velha tortada na cara realça o seu sorriso por completo 👄 💄 marca as bff pra conferir essa super dicassa e tomar uma tortada juntas antes de ir pra night💡💁‍♀️

thefatjewish

HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE

cocielo

ir com a gata assistir champions league: respect +100 ✅ te amooooo @tata ❤️ tbm te amo @konamibrasil ⚽️ tava cheiro de salame por conta dos tiozão arrotando na cadeira da frente, mas foi um dia incrível HAUSHAUEHASAH

thefatjewish

DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.

cocielo

SAIU VÍDEO NOVO NO CANA! O LINK TÁ NA BIO E NOS STORIES! MAIS UMA MUSICA PERFEITA PARA A SEXTA FEIRA 😂❤️🔥🎵

cocielo

PINGA DE PEÃO 🎵 tá chegando mais um hit do MC ROZI pra vocês! Qual a sua favorita até agora? 🔥

cocielo

quando você tenta disfarçar o ser humano que é mas isso está estampado em seu rosto

cocielo

satisfação ter conhecido as cataratas do @nilagra. lembra daquele episódio do pica pau? AEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWW 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻❄️

cocielo

VÍDEO NOVO NO CANAL DE GAMES! corre pra assistir e deixa o like lá, o link do vídeo tá na bio e nos stories 💔😂🎥

cocielo

MANO DO CÉU!!! que o todo poderoso deus da malandragem abençoe o seu rolê e o resto do seu fim de semana! em nome do parça, em nome do tio, em nome dos baile funk, salve! 🔑 só quem viu o vídeo novo vai entender HAUAHAUAHAUAH curtiram o personagem? da pra ele ser fixo hein, me aguardem! vídeo novo na bio e nos stories! 😂🎥

cocielo

VIDEO NOVOOO 🎥 o link tá na bio e nos stories, deixa o like lá!, corre pra assistir 🔥

thefatjewish

LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN

thefatjewish

ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE

thefatjewish

STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH

thefatjewish

SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS

thefatjewish

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? @emrata

thefatjewish

SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING

thefatjewish

I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG

thefatjewish

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)

thefatjewish

So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.

thefatjewish

“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)

thefatjewish

“White people love snitching so much, they invented yelp” - @desusnice

thefatjewish

HOLY FUCK THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN ( @pizzaslime)

thefatjewish

THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN

THEFATJEWISH

Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.

thefatjewish

I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

thefatjewish

Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)

thefatjewish

One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.

thefatjewish

The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.

thefatjewish

I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?

thefatjewish

Never fucking forget. #9/11

thefatjewish

Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge

thefatjewish

I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!

thefatjewish

ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.

thefatjewish

Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP

thefatjewish

2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

thefatjewish

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD

thefatjewish

Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!

thefatjewish

I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE

thefatjewish

People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)

thefatjewish

Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.

thefatjewish

Asians are soooooo future.

thefatjewish

TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER

thefatjewish

It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.

thefatjewish

I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)

thefatjewish

And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)

thefatjewish

I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.