I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.
Thanx guys ( Nico, Michael, Matthew, Joy, Lola, Aliyah, Jake, and Chinguun ) what a blast !! The Iron Youth are a formidable group and the Stark legacy is in more than capable hands... #TeamStark #thankyou @marvelstudios @avengers #MCU #fans @teenchoicefox #hair @davynewkirk #style @jeanneyangstyle ( 🎥 /📸 @jimmy_rich ) #I♥️U3000
#InternationalCatDay #TBT ❤️ #TeamPW
It’s so #overt , it’s #covert ... #throwback #flashback #sherlockholmes #agameofshadows #2010 #WarnerBros (📸 @jimmy_rich )
“Time flies when you’re doing good! Our 7th PW Foundation and Monterey Bay Aquarium award and scholarship ceremony is coming up on August 2nd. Chloe just returned from New Zealand where she was working hands on with penguins! She’s done conservation work in Honduras, Belize, and right at home. Her constant push to help others is one of the many reasons we are so thrilled to welcome Chloe to the family. It doesn’t matter where you are, it matters what you do. #DoGood” - @PaulWalkerFdn Congrats to the latest #PaulWalker Foundation scholarship winner! - #TeamPW
Flashing way back to #VarsityBlues! 🏈 #FBF #TeamPW
“You know I would’ve won that race if you didn’t cheat, right?” #FastandFurious #TeamPW
2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.
“Believe you can and you’re halfway there.” - Theodore Roosevelt #TeamPW
“Suit up, show up, records gonna blow up !!!” #EndGame #Rerelease #today ... #avengersendgame #TeamStark #thankyou
Wow. Check out this amazing watercolor portrait from @judit.1acosta! #TeamPW #FanArtFriday
Get a #new re release on life and make #ENDGAME #1 ,,,,, c’mon, there’s “new stuff” and everything... #teamstark #thankyou
Congrats to Sifu Eric Oram and Sifu Don Schouten for completing the 3500 mile road trip around Europe spreading the good news of #wingchun #kungfu and thanx to #csimons #simons for providing a worthy vehicle... Much #respect
What an infectious smile… #IntoTheBlue #TeamPW
In honor of #FBF, we’re taking a look back at the #FastandFurious franchise with @CinemaBlend, as they break down the best order for watching the films! We’re feeling a weekend binge coming on… http://bit.ly/ffwatchlist #TeamPW
Happy #WorldOceansDay! 🦈 In honor of Paul’s passion for the preservation of marine life, we hope you’ll help us continue to support @PaulWalkerFdn’s efforts in conservation through research and education! http://bit.ly/pwfdonate - #TeamPW #DoGood
FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride
This #weekend #lasvegas @the_dose_band at @emergelv #emergelv #supportlocalmusic #healtheinternet
@the_dose_band is the best bet to make this Saturday 6/1 in #lasvegas at @emergelv #emergelv #supportlocalmusic spread the #word ... check the link in my bio #thankyou
What happens in #vegas doesn’t have to stay there... #Help spread the word... @the_dose_band are part of @emergelv this year performing 6/1/2019 Link for #tickets in my #bio #emergelv #lasvegas #healtheinternet #supportlocalmusic
“Memory is the diary we all carry about with us.” - Oscar Wilde ✏️ #FanArtFriday by @maas.art #TeamPW
YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.
MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS
Tonight @the_dose_band at the @acehotel #supportlocalmusic Stop by if you’ve got the time...
#tbt #throwback to the #OG 7 ceremony at #graumanschinesetheatre #TeamStark #thankyou (📸 @jimmy_rich )
#tbt #bts @avengers In the stills of the night... #TeamStark #thankyou (📸 @jimmy_rich ) #3000 #videovillage #flashback #throwback
“Surfing soothes me, it’s always been a kind of Zen experience for me. The ocean is so magnificent, peaceful, and awesome. The rest of the world disappears for me when I’m on a wave.“ - #PaulWalker #TeamPW
Infinity war / Endgame cast and crew assembled ... #TeamStark #thankyou Where’s #waldo ? It takes a village ... (📸 @chuckzlotnick ) #flashback #throwback #tbt
“Everything was handed to Caleb. He never had to work for anything. He was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Caleb’s never been allowed to fail, either, because it’s just not acceptable in his family. He questions everyone around him and their intentions, whether they like him because of all the money and power that he comes from.” - #PaulWalker on his character in #TheSkulls #TBT #TeamPW
#tbt #throwback #flashback to the #Women of @marvelstudios #mcu lunch I had the pleasure of hosting... #girlpower #epic #bts (📸 @jimmy_rich ) #TeamStark #thankyou good-times getting the ladies together...
Join us in wishing a very Happy Birthday to Paul’s dear friend and costar, the lovely and talented @JordanaBrewster! #FastFamily #TeamPW
Hello “Honey Bunnies...” Wishing you all the best, on this #beautiful Sunday... #HappyEaster #HappyPassover...
I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)
#tbt to simpler times... I love you kid... #peterparker #spiderman #starkindustries #starkinternship @avengers #april26 #avengers #endgame (📸 @jimmy_rich ) #flashback
I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)
PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)
✨ #FBF #TeamPW
“Once we believe in ourselves, we can risk curiosity, wonder, spontaneous delight, or any experience that reveals the human spirit.” - E. E. Cummings #TeamPW
SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.
Here's another little birthday gift from me to you all... #happybirthday #crosswords
Hahaha... We are stoked... #TeamStark #TeamStoked #sameasiteverwas #starkindustries #starkinternship #peterparker #spiderman (📸 @jimmy_rich ) #avengersendgame #healtheinternet
Take a little ride with @the_dose_band on this 11 minute plus super cut video... 🔗 in my bio...
I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)
Hmmm... #TeamStark #avengers #endgame
What‘s your favorite Brian and Mia moment in the #FastandFurious franchise? #TeamPW
Incredible #FanArtFriday by @raymonfist_art! 🖋️ #TeamPW
*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)
HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE
“You ready for this? “Come on, man. Guns, murderers and crooked cops? I was made for this, bro.” #2Fast2Furious #TBT #TeamPW
DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.
"A warm smile is the universal language of kindness." - William Arthur Ward #TeamPW
Today is Rare Disease Day 2019 - Please meet some of the inspiring children and families battling the life threatening and life limiting, rare disease ROHHAD. Please watch the video... Link in my bio ⬆️... The Awareness video was made with the help of @mo_freek and @jimmy_rich from #TeamDowney ... It has been created to help raise awareness so please share this today for the children as this is their #RareReality ... Please #ShareYourRare and #ShowYouCare #RareDiseaseDay #2019 #GoMadForROHHAD #MissionFindACure #RohhadAwareness
“We do what we do best. We improvise.” #Fast6 #TeamPW
Today’s #FanArtFriday is courtesy of @bapdibujos. ✏️ Have you created fan art for Paul? Share and tag it with #PaulWalkerArt and we could feature your work in the future! - #TeamPW
It’s official,,, I’m a #groupie ... @the_dose_band rocks! Check ‘em out! And,,, shout out to @pawnshopskateco for the comfortable and legit #homegrown #garb from #Covina #California #wing&wheel ... (📸 @jimmy_rich )
Paul was known for his #RandomActsofKindness, so in celebration of #KindnessDay tomorrow, we invite you to carry on the mission of the @PaulWalkerFdn and remember to #DoGood in the world, not just for one day, but every day! #TeamPW
@the_dose_band has a #NEW album coming out #MARCH 15th... You can preorder cds and vinyl now if’n you like... Link found in my bio... #peace and #love
Did you know Paul’s thriller #Hours is available to watch on @Hulu? It’s a project he was very proud of and one of the most dramatic roles of his career, as he played a father desperate to keep his infant daughter alive in the wake of Hurricane Katrina. Check it out this weekend! #TeamPW
“Paul was an awesome actor. I always like to remind people of that because it’s so easy to be just like, ‘Wow. You’re just so hot’. I think it's so sad that we have to lose someone to know about the great things that they did.” - @RachaelLeighCook on working with #PaulWalker #ShesAllThat released 20 years ago this week! #TeamPW
“A picture is a poem without words.” - Horace #FanArtFriday by @rusa.art #TeamPW
#flashback 10 years to the first #sherlockholmes movie #bts #punchbowl sequence ... (📸 @jimmy_rich )
"Now it seems to me the place to start is at the beginning." Perry Mason “And it seems to me the beginning of any great project is casting my new best friend Matthew Rhys.” Robert Downey Jr. Executive Producer #matthewrhys
LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN
Hey #Europe !!! Prepare to get your #dose ... Coming to a #city \ #village near you...
“When I was younger, the pressure was just being cool. I never thought of myself as a cool guy. I always thought of myself as more of the goofy guy.” - #PaulWalker #TeamPW
ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE
STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH
“I thought if I got in your good graces you might let me keep my car.” - Brian O'Conner #TheFastandtheFurious #TeamPW
SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS
I'm up for the challenge, are you? Happy New Year, everyone! #teamStark #happy #newyear #2019
Looking ahead to the #newyear like... #bts #flashback #sherlockholmes #happy #newyearseve (📸 @jimmy_rich )
SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING
Merry Christmas from the man in the big, red suit! All #love and #good wishes in this and every season... ❤️🙏🏽🎄🤗 #teamStark #Starkindustries #merrychristmas
Who’s watching #Noel this Christmas? Happy Holidays from #TeamPW!
I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG
“Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax.” - Mark Black #WednesdayWisdom #TeamPW
When #kevinfeige talks, people listen... #bts #flashback #d23 and the announcement of @avengers ... #teamStark #mcu #efhutton #crudités (📸 @jimmy_rich )
Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)
So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.
This Friday marks the 5-year anniversary of our loss, though Paul is always in our hearts and his legacy lives on. We hope you’ll join us in honoring #PaulWalker’s memory on this #GivingTuesday by supporting @PaulWalkerFdn and @ReachOutWW. http://bit.ly/pwfdonate http://bit.ly/pwgtroww #DoGood #TeamPW
Be thankful for those you love, tomorrow and every day. #Thanksgiving #TeamPW
“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)
“No act of kindness, no matter how small, is ever wasted.” - Aesop #WorldKindnessDay #DoGood #TeamPW
✏️ by Vivi De Candido #FanArtFriday #TeamPW
Gotta love those early career photo shoots! #NationalCatDay #TeamPW
THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN
“I'll see you at school, Mary Sue.” Did you know #Pleasantville released 20 years ago this week? #TBT #TeamPW
This weekend @the_dose_band are playing on @sxmoctane ... Stop by, have a listen, #tweet in your approval #happy #weekend #everyone #support #new #music #thankyou @sxmoctane !!!
Non compulsory, yet it’s a must... Stand and be counted! #vote #midtermelections #standanddeliver #i #voted #ivoted #voters #assemble (📸 @jimmy_rich )
Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.
“I fell in love with the ocean when I was just a little kid. It gripped me when I was young.“ - #PaulWalker Thankfully the love of the ocean has gripped other youth activists as well, and @PaulWalkerFdn Youth Award winner Shelby @_ONeil_ is one of them! The creator of #NoStrawNovember is raising awareness about the problem of single-use plastics and their effects on our oceans. Read more from @montereybayaquarium: http://bit.ly/pwfdnso #TeamPW
#happybirthday to the one who deserves far more than 12% of the credit @gwynethpaltrow ... #Fe The #first #lady of the #mcu ... #tonystark + #pepperpotts = #pepperony (📸 credit GP ) #proof that Tony has a #heart
“Remember that no matter how cool you think you may be, you’re not cool enough to look down on anyone… ever.” - #PaulWalker #TeamPW
I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?
Brothers in crime... #judelaw #drwatson #sherlockholmes #gameofshadows #deduction #holmesspeak #bts #urbancamo #every #picture tells a #story #flashback #deductivereasoning #deductivelogic #sirauthurconandoyle (📸 @jimmy_rich )
“Share your smile with the world. It's a symbol of friendship and peace.” - Christie Brinkley #InternationalDayOfPeace #TeamPW
Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)
One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.
Life moves pretty fast, but a simple act can stop time in someone’s eyes and help them see the beauty of kindness. To honor Paul’s birthday, the #PaulWalkerFoundation challenges YOU to #DoGood with #RandomActsofKindness. Share a photo or video of your random act of kindness, tagging @PaulWalkerFdn and #PWFDoGoodChallange and nominating 4 people to meet the challenge! 7 members of our family will get a $50 gift card and #PaulWalker Foundation prize. Winners will be announced on October 11th. Let’s get started today… Your challenge is to Do Good and live life like Paul! #TeamPW
The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.
I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?
Never fucking forget. #9/11
“Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better.” - Albert Einstein #TeamPW
Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge
I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!
✏️ by @curvaceous_wraps #FanArtFriday #TeamPW
ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.
Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP
“I try to live an ordinary life. But I run with a very dangerous crew. And it’s my job to clean up the messes they make, no questions asked.” #FBF to one of Paul’s favorite projects, #RunningScared! - #TeamPW
2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.
SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD
Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!
I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE
People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)
Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.
Asians are soooooo future.
TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER
It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.
I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)
And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)
I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.