Ladies, i guess the moral of the story is stay crazy because apparently it gets you a ring.💍 @erinfoster
My 3 year old told me moms shouldn’t wear crop tops, but she’s always been jealous of me.
Fine, I’m a hooker.
Fake it till you make it.
Women never talk about what really happens when you have a baby. We know it’s a miracle, but you also shit yourself so.... @fridamom
The definition of Happiness is eating ice cream in Italy with her. ( Vivi,not Erin)
The truth is I’m lazy as hell when it comes to working out. I force myself to do it because it’s a must. Being able to workout at home (in my garage) is a game changer. I am so proud to be a part of THE MIRROR family as an advisor, client, and fan. And I am so excited to share with everyone that @getthemirror now offers 3 year financing. That means you can get The Mirror for as low as $42/month! So many people have been asking about this option and it’s finally available! Check them out at Mirror.co PS when it’s not turned on it’s just a great mirror .
Still Thirsty , even as a grandma .
Technically if I said “we went boating in Europe this summer” it would not be a lie.
Keeping it classy at Wimbledon today 🎾
Where does Prince George hang out? Asking for a friend.
Erin finally made it to the altar...as the groom. @conair #KnotARealWedding #TheKnotDrForConair #ad
I’d be wide awake too if I if I wasn’t a chef, medic, referee, housekeeper, police officer, chauffeur, and handyman, also know as a “MOM”. I have ruined more laundry the last 8 years than I feel comfortable admitting so it seemed only natural to go into business with Tide. While Erin’s clothes are brand new, mine are a few weeks old, washed exclusively in @StudioByTide. At a certain point, looking sloppy isn’t chic and thanks to Studio by Tide I can do laundry (yes I do laundry so don’t waste your time assuming I don’t) worry free, knowing my favorite items won’t fade and I still look better than Erin. #StudioByTide #ad
A reminder of what today is. To all the children who have lost their parent. To all the parents who have lost a child. Thank you for your service. Thank you for the sacrifice. Thank you for our freedom.
Investing in helping children out of poverty is something we all should concern ourselves with. Can you imagine your child having no food, no warm bed, no clean water , no access to medicine. Poverty is not just in third world countries. It’s here. In the US. Probably closer to you than you realize. Thank you @rednosedayusa for all you do to end childhood poverty. Purchase a nose and post yourself wearing it. We need you!
In my mind I’m a carrie, but deep down I know I’m a Miranda 🤦♀️
Just between us, there’s no prescription in these.
The look of excitement when you are about to meet @arianagrande . Unfortunately for the kids she only had time for one photo ➡️
Loving these MET flashbacks. Here’s mine. I walked passed it a week ago on my way home.
You know that feeling when your favorite sweater comes out of the wash ruined and you cry? But then you feel guilty that you are crying because that’s a stupid thing to cry about? I recently found the solution - @StudioByTide. It is literally formulated to gently clean your delicate items like silk, wool and lace and protect them from damage, like pilling. Trust me, you need to add this to your laundry regimen. Watch my IG story to learn more! #StudioByTide #ad
I’ve loved Kanye ever since he wrote Gold Digger about me.
I like to think of us as a thruple. They like to think of me as the person who crashes their date nights and leaves before the check comes.
Feels like I’m really nailing this parenting thing.
Some people have boyfriends who follow them around taking their Instagram photos. I have my kids nanny.
Simon’s mom looking at Erin.
Everyone keeps telling me I need intense therapy. Turns out all I needed was 2 days with @tonyrobbins . I am now evolved and perfect.
I was fine to post this until I remembered the annoying “zoom” feature. Like who the hell over 30 wants to be zoomed in on!??????
What “owning “ fashion week looks like . 👗
Josie is happy because I just told her that when she is old, she doesn’t have to walk into @CVS_Beauty and wonder why the models have no pores, no smile lines, and have perfect, bronzed skin. These beauty ads have long perpetuated a completely unattainable beauty standard with their heavy airbrushing. CVS will have unaltered beauty images or will mark when they are altered. #BeautyUnaltered link in my bio for these t-shirts.
#TBT To Season 2 of this little gem of a show that @erinfoster and I wrote,and starred in. I wanted to strangle her most of the time, and she pitched that my character “disappear” in episode 3. All that being said, we will do it again 🤦♀️ #BarelyFamous
I used to think I was attractive until I discovered the Instagram Explorer page. As women, I think we need to remember that this false, unattainable beauty out there is usually digitally altered. We should never compare ourselves, which is why I’m proud to partner with @CVS_Beauty. They are bringing more transparency to beauty images you see in-store and online with the CVS Beauty Mark – so you’ll know what’s been altered and what hasn’t. Want one of these t-shirts Erin and I created to celebrate the Beauty Mark and #BeautyUnaltered? (I know you do) Link in bio to grab yours.
I forced my 8 yr old to watch me speak at USC, which backfired when she asked me where I went to college (Mommy moved to Paris at 17 to be a catalogue model).
Well I didn’t hit a tree so I guess you could say today went well. ⛷
You know how your parents aren’t supposed to tell you who their favorite is? Mine always told me it was @erinfoster . I made this shirt anyway.
Who wore it better 🌴
When your mom refuses to dress age appropriately.
Drops below 75 degrees in La......
Just to be clear, We never want you to have fun.
Someone once said , “Having sex with a skinny girl is like trying to take a nap on a wooden chair” so I decided to hit the gym and get in shape for the first time in my life. I used to want to be skinny, but now I want to be strong.
I’m always shocked when anyone shows up to hear advice from us. Or to hear anything from us for that matter. Thank you @theory__ for having me speak at your #beHeard series. This is redundant, but I’m sorry about Erin.