Happy birthday to my dear friend, the great visionary @jamescameronofficial. As you know, @terminator changed my life, and I always love working with you, going on motorcycle rides together, and fighting for a clean energy future side by side. You are a big reason that I can never call myself self-made. This early storyboard you drew for Terminator reminds me of your big vision, and I cherish it.
this could be us but im an emotionally unavailable a**hole
just gave a shark a wet willy
MULTIPLE HEMATOMAS AND A PULLED HAMSTRING, YAY
big weekend: - bro got married - i stayed single - shot @ImpaulsiveShow at the wedding - hosted @TheChallengerGames for charity - pulled a hamstring (twice) - Riley Reid got naked on the jet to Vegas - lost $10,000 gambling - Mom turned 29 - drunkenly jumped in a pool at @KaosVegas, broke my “water resistant” phone - currently flying to London ✈️
@TheChallengerGames, this Saturday, 5pm PST. Get your tickets & be there. Or, stream LIVE for free on @YouTube, and help raise money for the @SpecialOlympics ... whatever it is, I want y’all to be involved 🕺 Hundreds of your most favorite/hated youtubers, athletes, models, racing for charity. All in one place... it’s time to become the fastest Entertainer on the planet. 🚨 TICKET LINK IN BIO 🚨 (PS - for exclusive Behind-The-Scenes content, including the official Live Stream, download & watch on @HalogenLive, the official Presenter of @TheChallengerGames)
i hate this post so much and i hate that i have to do this but i believe i owe it to y’all after the years of continuous and relentless support... the iconic @MaverickParrot has died. After being with me every day for 7 years, since before I even started Vine, Maverick passed while I was away in Sweden. And by passed, I mean, he was eaten by my Mastiff, who mistook him for a small rubber chicken. This little bird inspired so much of what I do, he was my best friend, he’s the inspiration behind the @MaverickByLoganPaul icon worn proudly by millions of people around the world, and as bizarre as it sounds, this little parrot’s legacy will live on FAR beyond his life. I’m not sure where to go from here or how to handle this because it’s symbolic to me in so many ways, but for all the Mavericks out there who continue to see life through the lens of possibility, who continue to persevere and embrace their differences, I have never-ending love and optimism for you. Maverick will always be with us in spirit, and he will forever hold the largest piece of my heart. Stay strong & I will too
Schpatzl, you have the biggest heart and the sharpest mind. Happy birthday! When I think about the best moments of my life, you sleeping on my chest beats every movie premiere, every fundraiser, every contest. I’m so proud of you and I love you.
It was fantastic to host @fcbayern at my house in Los Angeles! Great food, great friends, and a few wild animals.
We had a great time showing the crowd at Comic-Con some badass, R-rated footage. But I want to focus on the fans. Thank you to all of you for your passion and your energy. I know a lot of you camped out all night to be in that room with us, and I can’t tell you what that means to us. #terminatordarkfate @terminator
Sweden in 10 pictures (SWIPE) 😈 This has been the best two weeks of my life. I’ve gained so much love for this country and its people... EVERYONE is kind, respectful, happy, AND SO GOOD LOOKING! THEY’RE ALL HOT! And don’t get me started on the Swedish meatballs. Or the pickled cucumbers (which btw, wouldn’t those just be pickles?) Tea & scones, scooters, 4am street hot dogs, you name it, they got it 🙌🏼 I think I’m definitely part Swedish. And if I’m not, I want to be. I gotta go kick everyone’s ass in @TheChallengerGames, but I’ll be back soon. ❤️ U 🇸🇪, jag älskar dig
These days, Republicans aren’t expected to take a stand against partisan gerrymandering. But as a governor and a former governor, @govlarryhogan and I have seen firsthand the terrible dangers of what President Reagan called an “anti-democratic and un-American practice.” Link in my bio.
im a unicorn 🙃
im in Sweden but happy birthday America, ya son of a bitch 🇺🇸✨
Happy Fourth of July! Enjoy your time with family and friends today as we celebrate our great country. I’m grateful to the United States every day for welcoming me with open arms and making my dreams into realities.
What was your favorite one-liner from Howard’s new video? Let me know in the comments! LINK IN BIO
I’m going to be promoting this video until everyone sees it, so I’d love your help. If you guys make a gif or a meme out of it that I use, I’ll give you credit. This one was hilarious. LINK IN BIO! Credit: @richvoorhees87 on Twitter.
Howard is back and he’s ready to kick some GAS! Link in my bio.
LINK IN MY BIO! I’m back... as Howard Kleiner. This time I went undercover as a used car salesman to help non-profit @electricforall share the benefits of electric cars... by selling the opposite.
a broken finger. ripped jeans. douchey poses... that’s what happen when @jakepaul and I become bounty hunters... new video, link in bio
Gerrymandering robs the people of their right to fair representation. I was proud to fight to establish an independent commission in CA to return power to the people over a decade ago & I’m proud to stand with former AG Eric Holder for bipartisan reform in NH today. Link is in my bio.
18 vs. 24 ... there’s hope kids 🙌🏼 [LEFT] helpless, intoxicated, vine star [RIGHT] scholar, billionaire, jake paul’s brother
It’s your LAST CHANCE to enter my @omazeworld campaign to join me for an incredible evening at my home in LA. There’ll be cigars, Scotch and so much more—plus, every donation will directly benefit After-School All-Stars! Enter with the link in my bio or go to omaze.com/arnold #onlyatomaze
Thank you, @humansofny, for using the internet for good, to bring us together, and for reconnecting me with Ephraim. Today in Johannesburg we met up again, 18 years later, so I could hear how incredible he is doing in person. Inspiring kids as a coach, raising a family, serving on the board of @specialolympicssouthafrica. He is an inspiration. We’ll see each other again next year, because I asked him to be the ambassador for @specialolympicssouthafrica to connect their events with our @arnoldsports festival. And I can’t wait.
This is why we hold @arnoldsports festivals all over the world. Not because I like to lose at ping pong to champions like this, but because we want to show that fitness is for everyone. Everyone has a right to be healthy and fit. So get off your couch!
In case you’re worried about the kick video going around.
SPOILER ALERT 🚨 Thanos turns into a dwarf, Ironman becomes a metrosexual flight attendant, The Hulk loses 400 lbs & checks into rehab, Thor is now an overweight, controversial YouTuber, and Gamora is actually Shrek’s slutty sister 🤭 #SorryNotSorry
Congratulations Joseph! Four years of hard work studying business at Pepperdine and today is your big day! You have earned all of the celebration and I’m so proud of you. I love you!
couldn’t get back on google preferred so i decided to be a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
young doggie may no longer be on this planet, but we’ve preserved his legacy in this exclusive, world class @KongDaSavage pillow, now available. ALL proceeds go to the West Valley Animal Shelter ( @friendsofwestvalley) to help raise money & awareness about coyotes and keep the people & pets of Los Angeles safe. they took my son... but at least i have this pillow, it’s good at absorbing tears. link in bio
The machines are taking over.
i lost all 12 of my brain cells at coachella. but i did get this extra nipple. s/o underboob
well. rest in peace you little inbred. you little golden puffle poof. your tongue will forever be long & bountiful ... my son @kongdasavage was taken by a coyote last night from our front yard. despite his savagery, he didn’t stand a chance. fuck. i’ll miss his mindless, empty stares. his incessant 7am barking. his urine stains on my chestnut floors. you’ve made your dent in this universe and i wouldn’t have expected you to go any other way... love you @kongdasavage god damnit. im coming for you yotes heed my words.
I’m back. November 1.
SKIES OUT, THIGHS OUT 💃🏼 TWO YEARS AGO THE MAVERICK REVOLUTION BEGAN AND THE WORLD CHANGED 5EVR. A MAVERICK IS FUELED BY THEIR DIFFERENCES. DIESEL SHIT. THEY THRIVE IN THE UNKNOWN & SEE LIFE THROUGH THE LENS OF POSSIBILITY. NOW... it’s time to do some good on this floating rock of ours, because I believe OUR GENERATION will change the world. For every @MaverickByLoganPaul piece you buy, we give one to a kid in need. GET 1, GIVE 1. The new Maverick Retro drop is SICK, yellow & black. And a t-shirt. fuk w/ me. join the movement and let’s make an impact on this trick. 🚨 LINK IN BIO 🚨
instagram vs. reality tag a cat fish
our documentary is now the number one most critically acclaimed movie of all time. wow. thx to everyone across the disc that helped make this dream cum tru. 💃🏼 movie link in bio 💃🏼 ps - comment your favorite part
The @arnoldsports is about training your mind and your body. And believe me, this chess game was great training - for me.
after all this LA shit im gonna buy a real secluded home in the mountains with a big lake and chop wood for the rest of my life
13 reps of 352 pounds. This is why I love visiting the @arnoldsports Strongman. Thanks for putting on a show, @worlds_strongest_gay.
Pumped to kick off the @arnoldsports Australia! We are here in Melbourne to spread our message that fitness is for absolutely everyone!
Here’s a flashback. I grew up without running water, so I didn’t know what a shower was until I was 15 and joined the gym. This basin and a washcloth was how we bathed. My brother and I would schlep the water from the well to the house, and then we would all clean ourselves - first my mother, then my father, then my brother, then me. The water was a little dirty by the time it was our turn but my brother and I weren’t going to schlep back to the well. Tell me about the memories from your childhood that remind you how far you’ve come. #fbf
Two champions. Congratulations @thorbjornsson on your second consecutive Arnold Strongman victory! And thanks @smiles_taylor for helping us celebrate with your never-ending joy.
100,069 comments & ill buy a goat 🐐 tag a farm animal
When I walk through the @arnoldsports people tell me I’m their hero, and I appreciate it. But tonight I wanted to introduce the crowd to some of my heroes. I want to thank @smiles_taylor, @derick_carver, and Garrett and Jabari from @specialolympics for inspiring me and the entire crowd. They prove that fitness is for everyone. We all have the right to be fit. There is no privilege in fitness. The weight is the same - no matter if you’re rich or poor, no matter where you come from, no matter your race, no matter your sexual identity or orientation, no matter what dis❌ability you may have. If you own a successful gym but don’t welcome absolutely everyone, you do not run a successful gym. Do better. Fitness is for each and every one of us.
Don’t miss the @weareladder booth for samples, merchandise, and contests to meet me. See you there. #withladder
Today at our @afterschoolallstars board meeting we heard from Citlali, Janell and Salma about why our programs matter to them, and I was so inspired by their presentations that I wanted all of you to hear from them. This is why we do what we do.
I am pumped for this. After traveling to a comic-con, I was inspired that we should be giving people the opportunity to meet their heroes at @arnoldsports. I also saw that the worlds of pop culture and fitness intersect - it's all about heroes. Looking forward to meeting you! The panels are free, click the link in my bio for links and photo-ops.
Nothing like a bike ride after skiing all morning.
my son. you’re 22 now; life will be drastically different... you will be able to taste sound, and see smells. you will posses the wisdom of a Buddhist monk and the strength of 1000 hangry Spartans. your libido will increase, ten fold. angels will emerge from depths unbeknownst to man JUST to deliver you grilled cheeses 🥪 enjoy it my brother, for you can mark this monumental milestone but once in a lifetime 🍭 sincerest thanks to @westgatevegas for providing the canvas for us to paint this masterpiece. @DwarfMamba love you man ❤️
i think im lost
Wow, @dollyparton. I absolutely loved your performance last night. You were the best when we took this photo, and you are still the greatest today.
This Ronald Reagan Day, let’s once again ask ourselves the question he asked in his first inaugural: “How can we love our country and not love our countrymen?”
Life is all about balance. A 0 degree (celsius) temperature didn’t stop me from my morning bike ride, and my commitment to fitness didn’t stop me from enjoying some not-0 calorie delicious treats. #lifeisaworkout
A lot of you asked where you can get the @arnoldsports Strongman USA shirt we sold at the pier. Check out the link in my bio - proceeds go to the firefighters!
Thank you to all of you who came out to the pier for our first ever @arnoldsports Strongman USA. It was a fantastic event, and most importantly, we raised a lot of money for the firefighters. We’ll be back.
Congratulations to our first @arnoldsports Strongman USA Champion, @martinslicis and congrats to @tscott1911 from @calfire on winning our first World’s Strongest Firefighter contest. Thank you to all of you who came out to support our California firefighters! We’ll be back to the pier next year!
#tbt Stone lifting in a Munich Bar. This is a baby weight compared to what the strongmen will be lifting this weekend on the pier. Join me in supporting the firefighters! Click the link in my bio for tickets.
alright, i broke. my 10 ear challenge. so many ears. #10earchallenge
2018. you son of a bitch. What a year. So many lessons learned, so much GROWTH as a human being, i GUARANTEE this will be the most important year of my life... i could go on and on. Point is, we did it. Chapter closed. Dear 2019... Let’s get this fkn bread 😈
take it all away & i still got this guy
i don’t usually smile in pics but then again i don’t usually have unicorns on my sweater so fukkk itttt 🦄
WE FLY TOGETHER 🦅 Largest Blowout Sale EVER on @MaverickByLoganPaul right now: - up to 70% OFF everything - two tone hoodies are BACK - ✈️ grab some gear and you + a friend have the chance to be flown out to LA to chill on an episode of @ImpaulsiveShow ✈️ Join the Movement... Be A Maverick. ➡️ LINK IN BIO ⬅️
i feel like a flavor of ice cream, tag a creamsicle
thankful for no nut november, greatest thing since sliced bread... tag some sliced bread 🥖
Dear @HollywoodReporter, thx for letting me be an adult who wears autumnal colors & for accepting my beard 🍁🧔🏼 “I hate being hated” best quote lololol great article about the kid, link in bio
wondering what your father would think of that costume ... tag ur dad
it took me 23 years of hard work to acquire this much swag
possible venue for the next fight? 😏🥊
surprised they let me back in this country
put a plow on the G... my favorite saying applies now more than ever: either hop on the ride, or get the f**k out the way
Love makes you do weird things. Like buy a pig & name it @PearlBingbing 🐷 our first daughter lololol it’s gonna be awkward if we break up... who gets the pig? me. jk. welcome to the family my little ginger pork putty mudroller
new profile pic
thanks for putting up with me these last 3 months miss. i know i was a testosterone nightmare. BUT! It’s finally over 😁 ... until the rematch... MUAHAHAHA love youuuuu @chloebennet
[SWIPE] Conclusions: - i should’ve won that fight - when i punch it looks like im pooping - KSI fights like a dog in a corner & i respect that - jealous of KSI’s sparkly skirt - some people are saying the fight was rigged, literally suck my ass - my @MaverickByLoganPaul gear is sexy AF (merch link in bio) - i will not leave it up to the judges in the USA rematch
today will be the greatest day of my life... LINK IN BIO to watch the biggest internet event in history at 12p PST, 3pm EST, and 8pm BST
just remember... you asked for this 😈
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