Did he rock the fair? Yes. Did he hit a wall? Yes.
Happy Birthday to my brother in law @tolyaashe. He’s a good friend and a loving uncle and we’ve managed to co-exist despite having identical abs
Available to stream in UK on Amazon Prime!
Alexi finally getting an uninterrupted summer nap thanks to the watchful eye of @thefrisbeemeyers
EVENING DRINKING WITH RIHANNAAAA!! Excited to be hosting the 5th Annual #DIAMONDBALL on Sept. 12 to support a great cause like @badgalriri’s Clara Lionel Foundation (#CLF) @claralionelfdn 💎
Eliminated in first round of baby fashion show but all the judges loved his smile
Saw @thelonelyisland close out their tour last night buttoned by a true through the looking glass moment of Andy signing a baseball bat for Jose(!) Canseco.
See you tomorrow, Minneapolis!
On the last day of Emmy voting please consider “White Savior” for Best Fake Trailer for a Movie That Does Not Exist.
So excited to be heading back to Minnesota on Friday! Come check it out.
After years of watching them take the easy way out by pre-filming their material I finally saw @thelonelyisland perform live and it was a dream come true. So funny to realize halfway through the concert that they’re without irony, one of my favorite bands.
A lot happened on this season of @docnowifc including Cate Blanchett drinking from a saucer of milk while a cat sat on a chair next to a glass of red wine. Sharing image FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION...
Tonight it happens - DAY DRINKING WITH RIHANNA. I’d show you a picture of her but I know what you really want to see is this picture SHE took of ME at the end of the day. #LiveYourLife
So, outside of marriage and kids the greatest moment of my life will air tomorrow, DAY DRINKING WITH RIHANNA!!!
I’ve got myself one helluva dad. To celebrate him here’s a picture at one of his favorite places, the @originalhotdogshop in the Burgh. Not sure who the guy over his shoulder is but if he’s also a dad I wish them BOTH a happy Father’s Day.
This is the best of 100 pictures we have tried to take today and let’s be honest, it’s not great. But being a dad is! #happyfathersday
Many thanks to @fastcompany for featuring me on the cover of their tiny comedians issues. Also shout out to our director Alex Vietmeier who uses camera tricks to make me look normal sized each and every night.
New location but nap still getting interrupted. There’s an argument to be made that I could be distracting the kids better but then HOW COULD I TAKE THE PICTURES???
Still hasn’t come down!
What are best legal options when your wife crops you out of a photo despite the fact that you have a nice smile and are also excited about baby farm animals?
CAUTION! This boy is claiming to offer spicy hot dogs from his “restaurant” but in truth it’s just an empty building and there is nothing in his hand.
Wife tried to take a nap. Kid got jealous and blew the whole thing up.
Austin on Saturday!
I’ll be in Dallas tomorrow! Last time I was there it was an ice storm and the Steelers lost to the Packers in the SB so let’s hope this goes better!!!
He wasn’t on the pitch today but I can’t helping thinking his lucky kit helped. #AJAX
The best thing about this guy turning three is he still loves kisses from his parents and is no way super bummed that we are getting in the way of him eating his cupcake.
So happy to be doing two shows tonight in Durham at this beautiful theater. Doubly happy that Duke plays tomorrow and not right now.
Added a show in Durham this Saturday!
For those asking why I wasn’t helping carry the sled OR the baby - I was taking the picture!!!!
Five years ago today @latenightseth debuted. Our goal - To have the tiniest desk and chairs in Late Night. We’ve abandoned that but it’s still a delight to come into work every day. Thanks to everyone who has taken the time to watch!
Here’s Amber Ruffin and I shooting “White Savior.” She looked amazing in every outfit and I had to wear a hair net to not mess up my wig.
A true thrill last night for our @docnowifc episode “Co-op” to share a double bill with D.A. Pennebaker’s classic “Company: Original Cast Album.” This episode airs next week and if you care ONE WHIT about musicals or Sodheim or @johnmulaney or @tarzannoz or @pellpix or @realrichardkind or @reneeelisegoldsberry or @abrightmonster or @jamesurbaniak you will love it deeply.
Tune in to #findingyourroots tonight to see @henrylouisgates figure out what my show should really be called.
Quick shout out to three wonderful actors who have played an essential role in @docnowifc. Deb Hiett, Gary Kraus and Van Epperson appeared in season one’s “The Eye Doesn’t Lie” and we loved them so much that they all guest starred in different season two episodes. On Wednesday they all appear again in our premiere “Batsh*t Valley.” We are so lucky that we found them!
If you’re cool enough to stay out past ten on a Friday come check me out.
Feel bad for the professional who went to sculpting school only to find out my son can already do it as well if not better.
“A Town, a Gangster, a Festival.” The most Fred Armisen idea possible - an episode about an Al Capone Festival in Iceland. Inspired by Fred’s observation that in certain parts of Northern Europe there is a weird obsession with things like “Chicago Jazz.” Outside of Fred and @aidybryant the entire cast were Icelandic actors who were mind-blowingly great. This is from season one. You can see it on @netflix! The new season premieres 2/20 at 10PM on @ifc.