Can @wwe_murphy overcome the odds against #DanielBryan? With #Rowan on the outside... that seems like a tall order. #SDLive
Little Miss Triple Crown Champion 😈 @alexa_bliss_wwe_
Which king rules above them all? #KingOfTheRing
8 #RAW Superstars ➡ 8 #SDLive Superstars. ONE #KingOfTheRing.
All the #WWE Women's Tag Team Champions, so far!
They just can't wait to be king. #KingOfTheRing
YOWIE WOWIE! #TheFiend #BrayWyatt
@randyorton and #TheRevival have completely SHOCKED the #WWEUniverse with the beating they just gave to #TheNewDay
this is ana. i think anaconda cute. she conda really cute.
Success in Toronto continues for #TheQueen with a win over @wwe_embermoon! #SDLive
Did you sleep well last night? #SummerSlam #TheFiend
These Superstars showed up and showed out at The Biggest Party of the Summer! #SummerSlam
#TheFiend has officially arrived... #SummerSlam
The queen remains on her throne! #SummerSlam
Still #RawWomensChampion. Still #TheMan. #SummerSlam
love a good candid • and let me be candid... ya girl is branded. that's right, it's me, or how you say... "c'est moi", @cestmoibeauty! this HD me is proud to be named as the first C'est Moi brand ambassador. so if you love all natural, organic, non-toxic, cruelty-free products... you're a good person... and you'll endorse this relationship. adorable and affordable, frugal and fresh... thank you to @cestmoibeauty for clearing my skin for this ultra clear pic. much more to come soon, but if you impatiently want more now, click the link in my bio ✨
making a movie is cool and all, but have you ever made a friend? 'cause i got a sweet 2 for 1 deal... on these friendship bracelets too. i know. i move fast. and my wife and i would like to thank you in advance for watching and enjoying @workitmovie.
gotta hand it to me, i'm good at photoshop... do you see it yet
I can't tell you how much it means to share this moment/billboard with my two emotional support humans... but I actually can, so here I go. These better halves of mine make me feel so high, like 12 stories, and so do the unpictured, brilliant cast & crew that made our second season of Liza on Demand possible. We are 2 months away from our fat baby's birthdate —September 25th... so prepare yourselves for prideful promo coming VERY soon, because I am one proud parent of these ten episodes. Moderately long caption, please commend yourself for reading.
tip tap toe • this week's new instagram pose, trying to keep you on your toes, good luck to all you bros
the new instagram squat... good luck suckas
F1, more like Ffun... ...it took me longer to think of this caption than it did for @lewishamilton to win the F1 Canadian Grand Prix. So damn fun, so damn fast. You’re the best time with the best time, man 🏆
not pictured, limbo stick
spread eagle • click the link in bio to get a kick out of us lolol
jared leto called me funny. now i have a big head.
Pinky's up • To the brilliant beast of @balmain and @olivier_rousteing for making me look and feel so fly. To my HBIC boss @annawintour for feeding me and letting me serve as the official @vogue's Met Gala's Pink Carpet Correspondent for the 2nd year. And lastly, to the fears I may have felt but the faith and feathers I rocked instead. I am one happy camper.
can i get some wings with a side of thighs? 'cause my over dramatic ass is on the #roadtocoachella, baby!
baby, i'm in the MOOD • thank you @mood__magazine for covering my ass ✨
i'm 23 and me #notspon
oh, collared greens
this photo required years of body lotion
thank you, neck
the new jonas brothers album cover
a lil' happy valentiny
imagine if this caption wasn't here... this photo would be SUPER pretentious.
it's all downheel from here
when you snake your drain...
well if this doesn't make you crave a blonde brownie, i don't know what will
i look tall and lengthy here... but in reality, i'm short, stubby and i dance among the ass cheeks of strangers at concerts
i dropped at midnight, did you catch me on that pole?
anybody else's ball drop this year?
how to make a parking enforcement officer uncomfortable. TRY and check my time, you perv
look at God, showing off His true colors out of the blue
perks of having no boobs, even bras are just crop tops (also, i bought this jacket, and it's such a dope jacket, that i coordinated a photo shoot just to capture it. yes, it is available for photo or videoshoot rental, DM me for jacket bookings)
my hand placement is awkward but i just wanted to show that i have pockets… and an itch
life. is. insane. liza. is. too... blessed to live it. i can't even explain how big my dad's smile was when i told him. so, im dedicating this incredible honor to him. to every email he's read, every call he's answered, every doubt he's reassured, every cry he's soothed and every convo i've zoned out of... thank you. for believing in my dreams, before any came true. yes, im in my feelings, on my period, and my jumbo sports tampon and i would like to say thank you to YOU. for your love, empathy, kindness, understanding, positivity and your willingness to witness and support me as i evolve. this has all been one heaven of a ride, and im thankful to the angels riding with me. bless yall. aight im done cryin', thank you @forbes for honoring my parents hard work. and also, yes, cups of coffee and my legs always make an appearance in my major IG announcements
sister james was sister shaking in his sister slippers and couldn't be in the pic because he made me look so sister sexy. i blame my good genes, and a great james, @jamescharles. go check out my sweet sister's new youtube video! just 27 minutes and 12 ads long of us being open + honest about our life, love, jobs, mental health and more. ✨ now go watch his brain and talent unfold on my face.
a visual representation of an angry menstrual cramp
i wish i looked thiiis gorgeous. a girl can dream, and this girl can draw, @eliyas_art you are so brilliant. thank you for sharing your talent and creating this ego-boosting beauty. today is my grandma's 96th birthday... 96TH. it's by the grace of God that i am able to be here in India with her, and she, is able to be here on Earth with me. to the woman who taught me to take life lightheartedly, and to love wholeheartedly... i love you Ammachy, let's party. (also, we look alike, so this is a painting of her. she wont let me post a photo. she doesn't know what "post" means. i, barely know what "post" means. any-who, we're twins. only i was born in '96, and she is 96. but ill warn you now, prepare for me to age extremely gracefully.)
wearing a onesie as an adult is fun. no diapers this time... i know for sure how to SH*T MY PANTS NOW AM I RIIIIIGHT
i jumped through hoops for this photo • HAPPY BLACK FRIDAY BALLAS! YOU GET 30% OFF SITEWIDE ON LIZAKOSHY.COM! Check out @bylizakoshy or my story for all the sales!
athletic... where? JUST DROPPED YOUR NEW FAVORITE TRACKSUIT ON LIZAKOSHY.COM. yall, i am happy as balls about this drop! it's your one of one sportswear made custom, comfy and for the couch. LIMITED AVAILABLE, so get yours now! check out my story for more info!
well, would you look at this smart ass 1. YESSSS, YOUTH. our turnout and turn up these midterms are deemed to be record breaking! that's so sexy of us. i feel so proud. and so sexy. 2. also, we came out these midterms with a W, and that W stands for WOMEN. the estrogen was feeling ESTRONG this election. this is to our history-making, narrative-shaping, winning congresswomen! from the youngest women elected (29 yrs old, WHAT), to the first muslim women, from the first black and latina women (for many states), to the very first native american woman and to our LGBTQ+ women, and men too. i am so proud to see, our representatives look more like me. like us. like the U.S. these many firsts are just the start to even more change. thank you for voting and being the change we're SEEING. 3. thank you for poll dancing with me. finding my voice and casting my ballot was *almost* as fun as watching you all do so too. lucky for us, there's more to come and more work to be done. so, let's stay charged, and make change. ✨ (that's a decent slogan if anyone wants to purchase from me)
We, the people, are the Keys to America... so lock in your vote on November 6th. Blessed to love and learn from these two angels who made a pit stop on Earth... ✨ and in Texas! Click the link in my bio to watch our girls trip, then take YO trip to the polls.
voting is easier than marching -sexy pedro
check out my sexy halloween costume... i'm a registered voter
it's an honor to have won best actor, but it's a blessing to have won best friends. thank you @streamys for the Liza on Demand awards, and for a night that made it into the highlight reel of my life. also, we look delicious and nutritional. i can't wait to keep acting like i love you two... ✨
just looking down at my big sack. I DROPPED MY SACK ON LIZAKOSHY.COM. i'm so excited to release my sack into the world. i've been holding onto my sack for so long, and now you can hold it too. enjoy my sack. oh and i dropped this hoodie too but that's less fun to say for some reason. everybody go have sacks now
houston, we have a possum
this is so good, that i'm a little sketched out. thank you to the gifted @killah_tequila for sharing your graphite greatness. ❤️ i had no idea i could look this good.