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On days with no class, we're always down to shop! 🛍 #SyllabusWeek

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Headed back to school or already on campus? Show your school spirit with the PINK Collegiate Collection! Link in bio to shop the above schools + many more!

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☎️ Calling all college students! It’s that time again! Score 25% off a PINK purchase in stores with your student ID! 🙌

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Sounds perfect to us! 📱🛍

andresiniesta8

‪Merecida victoria. Grandísimo trabajo de todos! ‬ ‪Este debe ser el camino! Juntos! ‬ ‪ Vamos @visselkobe 🙌🏻🙌🏻‬

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Haven’t gotten your $60 outfit yet? What are you waiting for⁉️Get an All Day Sports Bra, Muscle Tank+ Ultimate Legging (up to an $108 value)! Link in bio to shop! . . . 🇺🇸🇨🇦 (Prices in USD)

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This Tee is a mood! Comment 💃if you’re ready for the weekend!

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⚡️$60 Outfit ⚡️Score an All Day Sports Bra, Muscle Tank & Ultimate Legging‼️ Link in bio to shop (up to an $108 value)! . . . 🇺🇸🇨🇦 (Prices in USD)

thefatjewish

I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.

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“Nice Bras with great fit & cute colors and patterns! I really want to buy a few more of these, and I probably will!” – Hayden from Virginia loves Wear Everywhere Bras! Stock up in stores + at VSPINK.com!

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Now boarding in PINK ✈️ #PINKGRLPWR

andresiniesta8

Primer Campus de verano @iniestamethodology en Japón! Bonita experiencia con los niños y niñas y con todo el grupo de trabajo 💪🏻⚽️

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Crush of the Week: Our fave washes! From acid wash to vintage-inspired, we’re feeling these styles!

andresiniesta8

Victoria y seguimos! 💪

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There’s nothing like a to dye for look on a Tuesday 😍 #PINKGRLPWR

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👀It’s a match in our fave print + the All Day sports Bras are 2/$35! Drop a 🐍below if need these looks!

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Starting off the week right 🧖‍♀️Swipe to see some of our fave #PINKBTY! #SelfCareSunday ➡

andresiniesta8

‪⚽️Hoy ha empezado la primera edición del Campus Andrés Iniesta Methodology en J-Green Sakai (Osaka). Espero que los niños y niñas disfruten, se diviertan y aprendan con los entrenadores de @iniestamethodology

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What's your sign? Comment ⬇️

andresiniesta8

Nos vamos con un punto de Oita. Gran trabajo de todos! A nuestra afición, gracias por el esfuerzo. Haremos lo posible para conseguir los 3 puntos el sábado. Arigato! Vamos @visselkobe 💪🏻

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BEST 🍑🍑🍑! From V-shaped seams to contouring, the Ultimate V legging & Seamless Workout Tight are designed to flatter where it matters!

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Ready, set, head to stores! 🏃‍♀️💨 Two Days in stores only: $3 Thongs! Show this IG post to score the deal!

andresiniesta8

💪🏻⚽️ Vamos @visselkobe

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Which one? Comment 🌮or 🍟below!

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Super soft cotton modal fabric ✔️Drapey fit ✔️ Available in tons of colors & prints ✔️The Girlfriend Tee is definitely going to be your fave!

andresiniesta8

‪Hoy hace 10 años amigo... ‬ ‪Siempre en nuestro recuerdo!‬ ❤️

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Easy to wear, easy to pair! Swipe to see our #PINKReps rocking the Legging Crew & Bike Short! #PINKOOTD ➡️

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Crush of the Week: Chalk Rose! Link in bio to shop!

andresiniesta8

❤😍👩‍❤️‍👩

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What’s super soft & cute all over? The Girlfriend Tee ↑

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And having a #HotGirlSummer too! 💅💃💁‍♀️

andresiniesta8

⚽️ Relax tras entreno. EQUIPO @visselkobe

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Not only is it PINK Cyber Monday, it’s also #NationalUnderwearDay! Comment which Panty is your fave: 🐍, 🌺, 🌫

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Today (8/5) is PINK Cyber Monday & it’s a BIG BIG Deal! Score 50% off the PINK Sport Collection today only! Start shopping now!

andresiniesta8

Comienza la semana 🌞😃!

andresiniesta8

@visselkobe 👍🏻

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🚨WIN & SHOP🚨 It's PINK Friday, but don't let your shopping haul stop there. We know you want to WIN a $500 PINK e-gift card‼️ Here’s how: Step 1: Follow @VSPINK Step 2: Leave a leave a comment with a 🛍and include #PINKSweepstakes to enter No purch nec. US res only, age of maj. Ends 8/3/19 at 12:00 P.M. (noon). Void where prohibited. (Not void in New Jersey). See rules [http://bit.ly/2GGAZpP].

andresiniesta8

Gran esfuerzo de todos para remontar y sumar un punto. Gracias afición por vuestra fuerza! Vamos @visselkobe!

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PINK Friday (8/2) is here!! What are you waiting for?! Start shopping!! 🤑🤑🤑

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Ayyyyy, #PINKNation we’re live from PINK Friday at @VSPINKMiami 💃🤸‍♀️🛍! So many deals, be sure to check the app to see if your store opens early tonight (8/1) or shop tomorrow (8/2)!

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🗣Hey #PINKNation! TONIGHT (8/1) shop PINK Friday first in select stores from 10PM to 12AM (local time)! Download the app to find your store! Everyone can start shopping PINK Friday on 8/2 in stores + at VSPINK.com! Score these MAJOR deals & freebies: $25 & under back-to-campus essentials 7 for $25 All PINK Panties $25 Cotton Leggings $25 Everyday Lounge $20 & Under Bras $20 & Under Tees $20 Sweaters $20 Wear Everywhere & Date Bras $15 Bralettes $10 Sports Bras FREE Shipping on a $50 PINK purch FREE Sherpa Blanket with a $150 PINK purch FREE S’ip by S'well Water Bottle + Reusable Tote with a $65 PINK purch

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Today is for your girls! 👯‍♀️👭Happy #NationalGirlfriendDay! Tag your girls below & let them know you appreciate them!

andresiniesta8

FAMILIA ❤❤❤❤❤❤💫 #Ravapas💫 @annaortiz34

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How will you style your PINK Friday haul? Head to our IGTV channel for PINK Friday videos all week long!

andresiniesta8

⚽️💪 @visselkobe

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We're so excited to be partnering with Girl Boss, @sarahmkauss who is the S'well Founder & CEO 💪👊🙌! Score this exclusive Sip By S’well Water Bottle with a $65 PINK purch on PINK Friday (8/2)! #PINKGRLPWR

andresiniesta8

❤❤❤❤ @annaortiz34 #Ravapas💫 @visselkobe

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A self-care routine we can stand behind! Drop a 🛍 if you’re ready for #PINKFriday!

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🔊Oh. Emm. Geeeee. #PINKNation! A sneak peek at the PINK Friday (8/2) deals are here‼️ Download the app now to start planning everything you’ll be buying!

andresiniesta8

Style ⚽️

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So fresh! So clean! So ready for #SelfCareSunday 🛀! #PINKBTY

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🤸‍♀️😃🙌 We can’t contain our excitement ‘cuz PINK Backpacks are only $29.95! Hurry in stores + at VSPINK.com. . . . 🇺🇸🇨🇦 (Prices in USD)

andresiniesta8

Hermano, un placer verte y estar contigo. Tantos años juntos en esa banda izquierda, es imposible no echarte de menos! 😍😉 @jordialbaoficial

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The outfit you’ll never want to take off! Shop the Girlfriend Cropped Tee, Lace Halter & Classic Jogger in stores + at VSPINK.com!

andresiniesta8

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Capitán @5sergiob!! Cuántos recuerdos al volver a verte. Un placer, hermano!!

andresiniesta8

‪Hermano, qué grande eres!! Para mí, no hay dudas!!! Qué alegría volver a verte @ivanrakitic!! 😊😊‬

andresiniesta8

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andresiniesta8

Qué alegría volver a verte, hermano!! @setoo9 #LaLigaIcons

andresiniesta8

Un honor y un privilegio ser nuevo #LaLigaICONS. Muchas gracias por la confianza @laliga

thefatjewish

2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.

andresiniesta8

Una derrota que nos debe servir para mejorar y saber que debemos estar a nuestro mejor nivel para seguir creciendo. Gracias por el apoyo! Seguimos juntos, equipo! Vamos @visselkobe!

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Knock it out of the park with these 🧢! Score a free Baseball Hat with a $50 PINK purch. Link in bio to shop! . . . 🇺🇸🇨🇦 (Prices in USD

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Prep for anything the holiday weekend throws at ya with 3/$30 All Day Sports Bras 🙌🇺🇸Hurry up and shop before they’re gone! . . . 🇺🇸🇨🇦 (Prices in USD

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‘Cause baby you’re a firework! 🎇🎆

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Athleisure has never looked better 🔥

andresiniesta8

💪🏻 Vamos @visselkobe

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Crush of the Week: Shorts! Get 50% off all shorts in stores and online.

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4th of July outfit ready 🇺🇸 + flower power 🌸

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This pocket = sheer genius.

andresiniesta8

⚽️❤️#Romeo #ravapas

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Drop a 💛 if the Lace Halter is one of your top drawer faves!

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Current mood: just beachy 🏝 #PINKOOTD

andresiniesta8

Hace un año jugué en Rusia mi último partido con la Selección. Innumerables recuerdos ❤️❤️❤️

andresiniesta8

Recuperación post-partido 💪🏻💪🏻 @ntrecovery

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Comment your zodiac sign 🔮below ⬇️

andresiniesta8

Muy feliz por los 3 puntos!!Gran trabajo de todos! A seguir, Equipo. Vamos @visselkobe!!💪🏻💪🏻

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We’re all smiles when we’re wearing the Perfect Scoop Neck Tee ☺️ Link in bio to shop. #PINKReps

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Ready, set, summer uniform 🔛We’ll be wearing 2/$35 Gym to Swim on repeat!

andresiniesta8

⚽️💪🏻 @visselkobe

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You’re a ⭐️

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We've got your back(pack)! Drop a 🎒 below if you’re excited for new backpacks!

andresiniesta8

⚽️ @visselkobe

andresiniesta8

Y 12 años después... La felicidad sigue intacta a tu lado! Te quiero Mam! 💘 @annaortiz34

andresiniesta8

Lástima resultado final... Gran partido y buenas sensaciones. Ahora a preparar el siguiente! Vamos @visselkobe 💪🏻⚽️

andresiniesta8

Hermano, toda una vida deportiva paralela, momentos únicos e inolvidables, pero sobre todo tu persona. Eres muy grande en todos los sentidos! Todo lo mejor! @fernandotorres

andresiniesta8

Bienvenido Romeo! Día maravilloso! La mamá y él están geniales! 😍❤

andresiniesta8

⚽️ @visselkobe

andresiniesta8

😃⚽️ Vamos @visselkobe!!

andresiniesta8

Grandísimo trabajo de todo el equipo!! Vamos @visselkobe 💪🏻💪🏻

andresiniesta8

⚽️⚽️💪🏻 @visselkobe

andresiniesta8

My vision, My method. Join the project now #iniestamethodology 私のビジョン、私の哲学。サッカースクール<イニエスタ メソドロジー>入会受付中 @iniestamethodology

andresiniesta8

⚽️⚽️⚽️ @visselkobe

andresiniesta8

Sin palabras... Muchas felicidades! Único, @rafaelnadal!

andresiniesta8

😃😃 @visselkobe

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🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♂️⚽️ @er10ai8

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Berlín 2015 ❤️❤️❤️ @fcbarcelona

andresiniesta8

Te echo de menos, Mam ♥️ #yaquedamenos #familia #ravapas

TheFatJewish

FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride

andresiniesta8

Demasiado triste para ser verdad. Terrible. Descansa en paz compañero. Todo mi cariño y toda mi fuerza para la familia. Siempre estarás con nosotros. 🙏🏻

andresiniesta8

Campeón, muchas felicidades por tus 4 añazos!! Disfruta!! Te quiero peke!! 😍

andresiniesta8

Ya somos 3️⃣0️⃣ Millones! Muchas gracias a tod@s! We are already 3️⃣0️⃣ Milion! Thank you very much to all! ありがとう! Atentos a las Stories. Vamos a celebrarlo con una sorpresa 😉 Attention to the Stories. Let's celebrate with a surprise ストーリーにご注目下さい!サプライズでお祝いします!🇯🇵 #Iniesta30M

THEFATJEWISH

YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.

THEFATJEWISH

MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS

thefatjewish

I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)

thefatjewish

I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)

thefatjewish

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)

thefatjewish

SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.

thefatjewish

I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)

thefatjewish

MY WINE COMPANY @DRINKBABE IS CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING WITH THE FUCKING QUEEN, MY DEAR FRIEND/ BUSINESS GURU @EMRATA. LOOK FOR HER ON BILLBOARDS NATIONWIDE, STOMPING THROUGH CITIES LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA HAD A MUCH BETTER BUTT

thefatjewish

*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)

thefatjewish

HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE

thefatjewish

DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.

thefatjewish

LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN

thefatjewish

ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE

thefatjewish

STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH

thefatjewish

SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS

thefatjewish

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? @emrata

thefatjewish

SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING

thefatjewish

I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG

thefatjewish

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)

thefatjewish

So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.

thefatjewish

“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)

thefatjewish

“White people love snitching so much, they invented yelp” - @desusnice

thefatjewish

HOLY FUCK THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN ( @pizzaslime)

thefatjewish

THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN

THEFATJEWISH

Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.

thefatjewish

I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

thefatjewish

Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)

thefatjewish

One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.

thefatjewish

The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.

thefatjewish

I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?

thefatjewish

Never fucking forget. #9/11

thefatjewish

Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge

thefatjewish

I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!

thefatjewish

ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.

thefatjewish

Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP

thefatjewish

2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

thefatjewish

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD

thefatjewish

Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!

thefatjewish

I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE

thefatjewish

People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)

thefatjewish

Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.

thefatjewish

Asians are soooooo future.

thefatjewish

TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER

thefatjewish

It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.

thefatjewish

I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)

thefatjewish

And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)

thefatjewish

I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.