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AliciaKeys

Take it in 🌟🌟🌟 Stand tall Hands on hips Feel it all Chest out Shoulders back I am me 💜💜💜 Statin’ facts I am me There’s only one Hot girl vibes Head to the sun ☀️☀️☀️

thefatjewish

I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.

AliciaKeys

When you went to the gym just to show off your neon pink fit 🤣🤣🤣

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Learned a new word this week: Komorebi. A Japanese word meaning the sunshine filtering through the leaves of trees​🌳​​☀️​​🌳​​☀️​​🌳​, there’s no equivalent word in English. How BEAUTIFUL to have a dedicated word for this natural magic? ​💫​​💫​​💫​ What other words am I missing out on?! Sending you sunshine and magic today 😘😘😘

AliciaKeys

This beautiful @lynetteyiadomboakye piece touches me so deeply Some of us may think of ballet and only think of one thing I love how this shows us a side we may not often see Art is life

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Practicing 🌊👀Request line is open. What do you want to hear next?

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Living life in full bloom + rose colored jumpsuits 💞💁🏽‍♀️🌹 Who you giving this bucket of roses to?

AliciaKeys

Life in full bloom Never mind the desert wind and storms The water here is always warm ~ AK Wishing you peace and love and endless blessings 🌈😘😘😘🌈

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“I believe that the energy we surround ourselves with influences what happens around us.”🌈 ⚡ ❤️ #BAZAARICONS

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“I’m trying to be better about cherishing the big, wonderful things. It’s great to be humble, but all of us deserve to celebrate the win.” Love and appreciation to everyone at @harpersbazaarus. Let’s all continue being beautiful human beings, bending boundaries and breaking the rules!! Shine forever!!! 💫💫💫 #BAZAARICONS

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“I think women are held to higher standards because we are that much more important to the human race. Women are always going to have to navigate a more difficult space because we occupy so many different levels within it, and that’s how powerful we are.” 💥💥💥 💜💜💜#BAZAARICONS✨✨✨

AliciaKeys

I swear I have never been more in love with you! You are EVERYTHING My best friend My lover My mindsharer My life partner My cheerleader My dream increaser My biggest supporter And I could list 100 more I am SO blessed by your love Happy anniversary my king I’m so in awe of the power of love 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

AliciaKeys

Nothing like the power of my hometown x summer x the Great Lawn and a BEAUTIFUL cause in partnership with @glblctzn Had to flashback to the last time I was there! I’m ready to bring that 🔥🎵🔥 See you at the #GlobalCitizenFestival 🌎

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sweet love + summer vibes 💜💜💜

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Photobomb 😂

AliciaKeys

Love yourself for who you are, and trust me, if you are happy from within, you are the most beautiful person, and your smile is your best asset. . . . . . - Ileana D'Cruz

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Feeling really blessed to be apart of this project!! For me being a story teller is what I love most and am honored to bring diverse art to the screen. This new show with @benjpasek and @justinpaulmusic is about to be fireeeeeee 🔥🔥🔥 @Showtime you ready?

thefatjewish

2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.

AliciaKeys

Strike a pose ain’t nothin to it 💁🏽‍♀️☀️

AliciaKeys

Wow!!! This just made my day 💜💜 The GRAMMYs was just nominated for an Emmy!!! So much hard work was put into that show and I just want to thank everyone behind the scenes who brought that show to life ✨✨✨ You did it!! We did it!!! Woooooo!!!💥 🙌🏽

AliciaKeys

Vibin out! Saturdazeeee ✨

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When I started my meditation practice I was taken by the Mantra, “Sat Nam”. Something about those words held a great power for me. I found out that in the ancient Sikh language called Gurmukhi, Sat means truth and Nam means name. Together, Sat Nam essentially translates into something deeper: “I am truth,” or “Truth is my essence.” I Am truth!!!!💥💥💥 Wwoooooow!! I am. You are. We are. Sam Nam is about calling forth and expressing your true identity without holding back the greatness of the frequency you bring. Not only for yourself but for others too. I love this word. I even thought about using it as a name for one of my kids 🤣🤣 But imagine if SAT NAM was your name?? You‘d never be able to forget that meaning, “I AM truth”. So say YES to your own truth! To everything you know deeply about who you are. For the courage it takes to be more of yourself! Sat Nam! 💜💜💜

aliciakeys

Had to take a moment to celebrate the FORCE that is @cocogauff !!! She SMASSSHED at Wimbledon & it really just makes my heart smile seeing her shine.  With greats like Althea Gibson, Leslie Allen, @venuswilliams and @serenawilliams, and so many more, you’re in mighty good company!! We all win collectively!! 💥 💥 💥

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Can’t nobody take my crown 👑 Shinin’, flyin’, more excellent than ever ✨✨✨

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Grab someone that lifts you up and keep em close 🤗 My bestie @ladybroadway

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Dead serious about my food cc: @therealswizzz

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We have to consciously study how to be tender with each other until it becomes a habit 💞- #audrelorde

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OMGGG STONEWALL!!! 🏳️‍🌈 I feel so honored, so welcomed, so much gratitude... to be able to show you love and for you to SHOW ME LOVE back! @whoopigoldberg announced me, @bobthedragqueen surprise revealed me 💃🏽 , @the_yvesdropper WOW’d me!! I’m still letting it all sink in! There was so much love in the air, back stage, on stage, everywhere!! Happy #pride!! Thank youuu 🌈🌈🌈 We DID that!!

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FIRE !!! 🌈💕🔥 @bobthedragqueen #pride

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That moment before I performed at #Stonewall 🏳️‍🌈 ...

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can take the girl out the studio but can’t take the studio off the girl 🤣

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Mood .... “Never bend your head. Always hold it high. Look the world straight in the eye. - Royalty” 📸 @rerealaare #repost

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I love my meditation! It is so important to me. About 4 years ago I really discovered how much it connected me to more of my truth and more of myself! The world is so noisy if you can’t hear your own inner voice it’s so easy to get lost in everyone else’s opinion and thoughts for you. It’s a powerful tool for me and I’m much stronger and more grounded with it. Sending you love on this Sunday Sat Nam 💜💜

aliciakeys

Talk that talk sis @jadapinkettsmith ⚡️❤️🔥 #trailblazing #juneteenth

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Happy Father’s Day Mood ❤️❤️❤️✨✨✨ To This amazing man who brings the zone zone zone everywhere he goes goes goes and the the magical love between us forever flows flows flows We adore you!!! @therealswizzz

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This is the waitress from the coffee house on 39th and Lennox You know, the one with the braids? 🤣

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Some of my favorite reads right now! Woooooooowwwwwwwww!!!!! 💥💥💥 All of these 📚 are sooo powerful and magnificent reads. #isabelwilkerson @goodtalkthanks @chimamanda_adichie I love these authors and I love reading so much!! Best gift in the world 🎁 🎁 If you’re looking for your next great read these are my humble suggestions! Hit me with the books you’re loving right now Love y’all super cool smarties ;-)

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“I feel it is the heart, not the eye, that should determine the content of the photograph. What the eye sees is its own. What the heart can perceive is a very different matter.” - Gordon Parks💜💜💜 Also How I feel about music.... 🎶

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The Deans 💜💜💜🌈🌈🌈✨✨✨

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I’ve always loved things quite simple But I no longer confuse my love for ease and simplicity, With being undeserving... We all deserve greatness But only if we’re willing to demand it from ourselves and those we surround ourselves with ✨✨✨

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Since I played two pianos at the GRAMMYS this year people have been coming up to me asking if it was as easy as it looked……. Hell naaaah! 🤯🤯This was one of the MOST challenging performances of my life! and at some points I was like girl 👏🏽 what 👏🏽 did 👏🏽 you 👏🏽 get 👏🏽 yourself 👏🏽 into 🤣🤣🤣 It almost didn’t happen!! Especially when I was 2 days away and it was still NOT coming together!! But with some INTENSE practice good ole desperation and encouragement from my band, my team, my love, and MYSELF — this special moment came to life! Shout out to Hazel Scott, the inspiration behind this moment I’ve always wanted to recreate!! And shout out to YOU for feeling me!!!✨✨✨ And big shout out to @therealswizzz for always letting me steal his shirts!! 🤣🤣 by the artist for the artist with the people!!! 💥💥💥

TheFatJewish

FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride

aliciakeys

We are our ancestors wildest dreams!!!! To the most incredible, diploma havin’, music creatin’, star shinin’ @notemarcato keep showing cats why there’s only one YOU!! And as quoted from Nelson Mandela today at the graduation ~ you either Win or your learn!!! Keep flying!! 💥💥💥🎓🎓🎓 Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉

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Love this sis pic! Imagine I never sat down and connected with these 2 amazing souls before the day we took this pic. But I admire them both for their individuality and unique gifts! I’ve decided to reach out to more of the people I admire more often. People I know and people I don’t! I feel like we’re all looking for more pure connection! We instantly connected like I knew we would. Take a sec to reach out to someone and tell them how amazing they are!! 😘😘😘 to @emilykingmusic and @princessnokia

AliciaKeys

Finally learning I can work hard, and play hard, give hard and live hard!! Eyes open, heart open, mind open, spirit open!!✨🙏🏽☀️

AliciaKeys

Me and my sis the magnificent @naomi all smiles and feeling the love and beauty of Senegal 🇸🇳 #blackrocksenegal #kehindewiley #therealswizzz #thedeancollection

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Keys open doors! Here celebrating our amazing brother @kehindewiley and the art residency he just opened in Senegal!! #blackrocksenegal 🇸🇳 🇸🇳 💥💥💥💜💜💜🌈🌈🌈 #nolimits!! #dreamBIG @thedeancollection

AliciaKeys

Our essence = the special fragrance that makes us who we are! I’m super proud to be on the cover of this iconic publication a beautiful black owned company celebrating the power of a woman, female entrepreneurship and the gorgeous and varying ways we travel in the world and make our mark!! We are glorious!!⁣ ⁣ Keep making your mark, ⁣ coloring out of the lines, ⁣ higher than any ceiling⁣ Beyond the sea of the sky.⁣ ⁣ A little love letter to all reading this ✨✨✨

AliciaKeys

Reflections 💧 💧 💧 Have you ever felt like this? I was always very humble. I’ve actually had to learn how to not confuse humility with not valuing my own worth, to be honest. That’s been a process—really recognizing that humility or modesty can sometimes be a cover-up for self-worth issues. You’ve got to be careful, because you have to make sure that you’re demanding what you deserve. You could easily say, “No, I’m good. I don’t need much. I’m simple,” and that’s cool. There’s nothing wrong with being simple or not overdoing it, but you do have to hold a certain standard for yourself or else people [will] just treat you any type of way. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 Check my story for the full article or go get it 💥💥💥 on stands now! 💜💜💜

AliciaKeys

Remember that SECRET SHOOT I did…. So in love with this @essence 😍😍😍🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽 Thank you for the love!! #Intothelight !!! ✨✨✨

AliciaKeys

Just touching back in my city and I’m feeling so energized and in my creative zone !! Sending you good vibes on this beautiful Tuesday! ✨☀️✨

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#currentmood Somewhere under the rainbow 🌈 🌈🌈 📸 by my beloved: @therealswizzz

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Traveling through Bali has been such a blessing ✨✨✨ The people here are some of the kindest I’ve ever met. 💕💕💕 The world is so big and interesting... I revel in our diversities and beautiful differences I love seeing places I’ve never seen before Life in a new way! Feeling lifted and full ✨✨✨

THEFATJEWISH

YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.

THEFATJEWISH

MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS

thefatjewish

I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)

thefatjewish

I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)

thefatjewish

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)

thefatjewish

SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.

thefatjewish

I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)

thefatjewish

MY WINE COMPANY @DRINKBABE IS CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING WITH THE FUCKING QUEEN, MY DEAR FRIEND/ BUSINESS GURU @EMRATA. LOOK FOR HER ON BILLBOARDS NATIONWIDE, STOMPING THROUGH CITIES LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA HAD A MUCH BETTER BUTT

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*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)

thefatjewish

HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE

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DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.

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LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN

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ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE

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STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH

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SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS

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AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? @emrata

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SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING

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I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG

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Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)

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So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.

thefatjewish

“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)

thefatjewish

“White people love snitching so much, they invented yelp” - @desusnice

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HOLY FUCK THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN ( @pizzaslime)

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THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN

THEFATJEWISH

Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.

thefatjewish

I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

thefatjewish

Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)

thefatjewish

One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.

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The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.

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I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?

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Never fucking forget. #9/11

thefatjewish

Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge

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I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!

thefatjewish

ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.

thefatjewish

Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP

aum_patchrapa

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ขอบคุณน้องฉัตรที่ร่วมทำบุญเคส พุดเดิ้ล22ตัวค่ะ ❤️

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@insomniabyvara แต่งตัวพร้อมแต่ไปไหนดี😅 @chai_anandadvip

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@klosetdesign ❤️

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#etrothailand 😘

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#dtac

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thefatjewish

2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

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#Aejeans

thefatjewish

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD

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Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!

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I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE

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People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)

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Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.

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Asians are soooooo future.

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TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER

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It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.

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I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)

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And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)

thefatjewish

I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.