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thefatjewish

I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.

kaka

11.08.17/18/19 ...... ♾

kaka

Aeee Boscao!! Você sempre foi e sempre será referência de um servo de Deus que entende o que é ser pai. Obrigado por me ensinar o que é ser e ter um pai de amor. É com muito orgulho que eu falava, falo e sempre irei falar que eu quero ser igual meu PAI! Te amo ❤️ Feliz dia dos Pais

kaka

Parabéns meu amor!!! Que você tenha tudo de melhor nessa vida, começando pelo marido 😂 parceira de todas as horas feliz aniversário 🎉🎊 que esse 11.08 seja um dia pra ficar colado, no chamego, colecionando emoções inesquecíveis. Pois ao seu lado é sempre assim! Conte sempre comigo e com as minhas orações. Que você tenha sempre o entendimento da vontade de Deus e seja sensível a voz do Espírito. Te amo ❤️♾

kaka

“Tu és forte, tu és grande” . . 📸 Miguel Schincariol

kaka

Bem-vindo a família!! GoodCrazy te desejo muito sucesso com a camisa tricolor!!!🙏🏼

kaka

Aquele momento que passa um filme de boas lembranças na cabeça!! Obrigado torcida tricolor pelo carinho 🔴⚫️⚪️

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Donuts for breakfast? The BMW M4 Coupé. #TheM4 #BMW #M4 #BMWM #BMWrepost @sanmarino_m4 @mr.revmatch __ BMW M4 Coupé: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.0 (9.3). CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 227 (213). The figures in brackets refer to the vehicle with seven-speed M double-clutch transmission with Drivelogic. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

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Were you listening to me? Or were you looking at the M3 Sedan in Sakhir Orange? The BMW M3 Sedan. #TheM3 #BMW #M3 #BMWM #BMWrepost @rsupreme.studios @bmwoslo

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Ain't no mountain high enough. The BMW 5 Series Sedan. #THE5 #BMW #5Series #BMWrepost @kamelia_gd __ BMW 540i Sedan: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 6.8-6.6. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 155-151. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

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Open to the world's adventures. The BMW Z4 at the Bayerischer Yacht Club. #TheZ4 #BMW #Z4 @bmw_yachtsport

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The perfect comeback to sunlight. The BMW M4 Coupé. #TheM4 #BMW #M4 #BMWM #BMWrepost @m4_bluebeast @max.carphotography __ BMW M4 Coupé: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.0 (9.3). CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 227 (213). The figures in brackets refer to the vehicle with seven-speed M double-clutch transmission with Drivelogic. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

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Exciting in style and performance. The first-ever BMW M8 Competition Coupé. #TheM8 #BMW #M8 #BMWM __ BMW M8 Competition Coupé: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.6 - 10.5. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 242 - 238. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

kaka

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Appetite for power. The BMW M6 Gran Coupé. #BMW #M6 #BMWM #BMWrepost @derlyuk @Five50DroneSolutions @vtcarholics

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For those who defy convention. The all-new BMW X6. #TheX6 #BMW #X6 __ BMW X6 M50i: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.7 - 10.4. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 243 - 237. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

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A top athlete’s powerful appearance. The BMW M2 Coupé. #TheM2 #BMW #M2 #BMWM #BMWrepost @shotbybram @black.m2

kaka

Domingão pra juntar os amigos e jogar um futebolzinho ⚽️ alguém de fora?

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Finds its way, never settle. The BMW M3 Sedan. #TheM3 #BMW #M3 #BMWM #BMWrepost @_barelyworking @Wavywinston

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Peak performance and solid standards. The fifth generation of the BMW 3 Series. #THE3 #BMW #3Series #BMWrepost @gautamjanaphotos

kaka

2019 - 2014 #mlsallstar

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Find a way to earn attention. The BMW X7. #TheX7 #BMW #X7 #BMWrepost @mackingerphotography @autofrey.at __ BMW X7 M50d: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 7.4 - 7.1. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 193 - 186. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

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Stimulates the driving experience. The BMW M2 Coupé. #TheM2 #BMW #M2 #BMWM #BMWrepost @white.m2 @maxy_fl __ BMW M2 Coupé: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 8.5. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 199. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

kaka

Sabadão pra reencontrar um grande amigo!!! Carinho, respeito e muita admiração 🤜🏼🤛🏼 @geracaodevalor

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Blue jewel of the roads. The BMW 8 Series Coupé. #THE8 #BMW #8Series #BMWrepost @airmadrid __ BMW M850i xDrive Coupé: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.0 - 9.9. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 227 - 224. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

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Bundle of energy. The new BMW X1. #TheX1 #BMW #X1

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When you find the right terrain, never hesitate. The BMW X4. #TheX4 #BMW #X4

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Luxury ahead of its time. The BMW 8 Series Gran Coupé. #THE8 #BMW #8Series __ BMW M850i xDrive Gran Coupé: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.0 - 9.9. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 229 - 226. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

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Prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. The second generation of the BMW X3. #BMW #X3 #BMWrepost @monty1854

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Brilliant combination of design and strength. The BMW M2 Competition. #TheM2 #BMW #M2 #BMWM @bmw_yachtsport __ BMW M2 Competition: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.0 (9.2). CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 227 (209). The figures in brackets refer to the vehicle with seven-speed M double-clutch transmission with Drivelogic. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

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Finally. The first-ever BMW 2 Series Gran Coupe is roaming the streets in a special outfit for its testing phase. Intrigued? #THE2 #BMW #2Series

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You just want to grip the wheel, don't you? The BMW M5 Sedan. #TheM5 #BMW #M5 #BMWM #BMWrepost @georgiancollector __ BMW M5 Sedan: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.8 - 10.7. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 246 - 243. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

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New way of exceeding expectations. The all-new BMW X6. #TheX6 #BMW #X6 __ BMW X6 M50i: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.7 - 10.4. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 243 - 237. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

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Ride around the winds and curves in beautiful detail. The BMW M3 Lime Rock Park Edition. #BMW #M3 #BMWM #BMWrepost @limerockm3

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Beyond impressive. The BMW M4 Coupé. #TheM4 #BMW #M4 #BMWM #BMWrepost @subzero_m4 @_santiphotography_ __ BMW M4 Coupé: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.0 - 9.9 (9.3). CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 227 - 225 (213 - 211). The figures in brackets refer to the vehicle with seven-speed M double-clutch transmission with Drivelogic. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

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Sense the colorful environment around you. The all-new BMW 1 Series. #THE1 #BMW #1Series __ BMW M135i xDrive 5-door: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 7.1 - 6.8. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 162 - 155. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

kaka

Fé, esperança e amor! O maior deles, porém, é o AMOR ❤️

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One of the most iconic models of the '80s lives on. The BMW M1. #BMW #M1 #BMWM @BMWM #BMWrepost @da.green.machine

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Ready for the next business mission. The BMW 5 Series Sedan. #THE5 #BMW #5Series

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Elegant vibe of summer. The first-ever BMW M8 Competition Convertible. #TheM8 #BMW #M8 #BMWM __ BMW M8 Competition Convertible: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.8 - 10.6. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 246 - 241. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

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Searches for the road towards success all the time. The BMW M2 Coupé. #TheM2 #BMW #M2 #BMWM #BMWrepost @m2tthewpt __ BMW M2 Coupé: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 8.5. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 199. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

kaka

🙏🏼

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A seat you always dreamed of. The BMW 7 Series Sedan. #THE7 #BMW #7Series #BMWrepost @bmwofbridgeport

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Gloomy weather is no obstacle. The BMW M3 Sedan. #TheM3 #BMW #M3 #BMWM #BMWrepost @visuals.by_oj @adel_hsc __ BMW M3 Sedan: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 8.8 (8.3). CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 204 (194). The figures in brackets refer to the vehicle with seven-speed M double-clutch transmission with Drivelogic. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

kaka

👼🏼

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An impeccable recreation of a lost icon. The BMW Garmisch. #BMW #Garmisch #BMWClassic

thefatjewish

2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.

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Alpha of the pack. The all-new BMW X6. #TheX6 #BMW #X6 __ BMW X6 M50i: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.7 - 10.4. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 243 - 237. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

kaka

Tira o olho🦈 que é minha 😜

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Power and joy are coded in the core. The BMW i8 Roadster. #THEi8 #BMWi8 #BMWi #BMWrepost @gorg_f34 __ BMW i8 Roadster: Energy consumption in kWh/100 km (combined): 14.5. Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 2.0. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 46. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

bmw

Charismatic ambition. The BMW X7. #TheX7 #BMW #X7 #BMWrepost @buddsbmwhamilton @dom.fco

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Expressive personality with maximum exclusivity. The BMW 8 Series Coupé. #THE8 #BMW #8Series #BMWrepost @sv_carphotography __ BMW 840d xDrive Coupé: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 6.2 - 6.1. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 164 - 160, exhaust standard EU6d-TEMP. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

bmw

Finds the thrill, even on the quiet roads. The BMW M2 Coupé. #TheM2 #BMW #M2 #BMWM #BMWrepost @Kabizzz __ BMW M2 Coupé: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 8.5. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 199. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

bmw

Sporting genes are behind the powerful lines. The sixth generation of BMW 3 Series Touring. #BMW #3Series #BMWrepost @_d.production @tino.car.photography

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Give yourself a boost with the design of tomorrow. The BMW Vision M NEXT. #BMW #VisionMNEXT #BMWM #boost

bmw

🥇 🏔️ 🛣️ The new BMW X1. #TheX1 #BMW #X1 #worldemojiday

bmw

Outstanding road rider. The BMW X2. #TheX2 #BMW #X2

bmw

Eat, sleep, drive, repeat. The BMW Z4. #TheZ4 #BMW #Z4 #BMWrepost @crissoprea __ BMW Z4 M40i: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 7.4 - 7.1. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 168 - 162. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

kaka

“Os céus e a terra passarão, mas as minhas palavras jamais passarão.” #Jesus Mateus‬ ‭24:35‬ ‭

bmw

A colorful celebration of diversity. The BMW i8 Roadster and BMW 8 Series Convertible are ready for the munich #pride parade. #THEi8 #THE8 #BMW #8Series @BMWi #🌈 __ BMW i8 Roadster: Energy consumption in kWh/100 km (combined): 14.5. Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 2.0. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 46. BMW M850i xDrive Convertible: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.2 - 10.0. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 231 - 228. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

Bmw

Going for a drive is always a bright idea. The BMW M3 CS. #TheM3 #BMW #M3 #BMWM #BMWrepost @johannes_hhxx __ BMW M3 CS: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 8.5. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 198. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

Bmw

Visible dynamism even on the dustiest roads. The BMW X4. #BMW #X4

Bmw

Advancing the everyday's driving experience. The BMW X5. #TheX5 #BMW #X5

Bmw

Legendary presence of power. The BMW M5 Sedan. #TheM5 #BMW #M5 #BMWM #BMWrepost @georgiancollector __ BMW M5 Sedan: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.8 - 10.7. CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 246 - 243. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

Bmw

Built for one purpose: the ultimate driver. The interior of the BMW Vision M NEXT. #BMW #MNEXT #BMWM #boost

Bmw

Styled for challenges. The BMW M4 Coupé. #TheM4 #BMW #M4 #BMWM #BMWrepost @CGERM_ @blacklist.culture __ BMW M4 Coupé: Fuel consumption in l/100 km (combined): 10.0 - 9.9 (9.3). CO2 emissions in g/km (combined): 227 - 225 (213 - 211). The figures in brackets refer to the vehicle with seven-speed M double-clutch transmission with Drivelogic. The values of fuel consumptions, CO2 emissions and energy consumptions shown were determined according to the European Regulation (EC) 715/2007 in the version applicable at the time of type approval. The figures refer to a vehicle with basic configuration in Germany and the range shown considers optional equipment and the different size of wheels and tires available on the selected model. The values of the vehicles are already based on the new WLTP regulation and are translated back into NEDC-equivalent values in order to ensure the comparison between the vehicles. [With respect to these vehicles, for vehicle related taxes or other duties based (at least inter alia) on CO2-emissions the CO2 values may differ to the values stated here.] The CO2 efficiency specifications are determined according to Directive 1999/94/EC and the European Regulation in its current version applicable. The values shown are based on the fuel consumption, CO2 values and energy consumptions according to the NEDC cycle for the classification. For further information about the official fuel consumption and the specific CO2 emission of new passenger cars can be taken out of the „handbook of fuel consumption, the CO2 emission and power consumption of new passenger cars“, which is available at all selling points and at https://www.dat.de/angebote/verlagsprodukte/leitfaden-kraftstoffverbrauch.html.

Bmw

The camera definitely likes this lines. The BMW 8 Series Gran Coupé. #THE8 #BMW #8Series

kaka

"Venham a mim, todos os que estão cansados e sobrecarregados, e eu darei descanso a vocês. Tomem sobre vocês o meu jugo e aprendam de mim, pois sou manso e humilde de coração, e vocês encontrarão descanso para as suas almas. Pois o meu jugo é suave e o meu fardo é leve" #Jesus ✌🏼 Mateus 11 :28-30 . . 📸 Rubens Chiri

kaka

Bom dia pra você que acordou com mais um título!!!Obrigado Seleção por nos proporcionar momentos inesquecíveis. É Campeão🏆⚽️ 🇧🇷 . . 📷 Pedro Martins / MoWA Press

kaka

Bahhhh Guri!!! Como é bom encontrar pessoas que admiramos e somos gratos. Fazer parte do família Scolari foi uma das maiores conquistas da minha vida!!!

Kaka

Atuar no mercado financeiro é uma das minhas paixões. Hoje tive a oportunidade de conversar e contar um pouco das minhas experiências nessa área. Valeu @b3_oficial ! #expert2019

Kaka

17 anos dessa conquista inesquecível!! Aos 20 anos de idade ganhei esse presente. Minha eterna gratidão aos Pentacampeões 🙏🏼

Kaka

🎶Quem pintou o mundo? Quem escolheu a cor? Fez o Sol amarelo Pôs o verde na floresta E o vermelho em uma flor? Quem pintou o mundo? Quem escolheu os tons? Fez a noite escura Desenhou a clara Lua Misturando o que era bom? O maior pintor do mundo Está pintando a minha história E ela não tinha cor A cruz foi o pincel do autor Pintou minha vida com o sangue derramado Pintou minhas vestes com o branco da santidade Pintou o meu interior com Sua glória Ele pintou a minha vida O maior pintor do mundo Está pintando a minha história Ele assinou na obra, que sou eu E na assinatura está escrito: Deus🎶 . 🎵Pintor do mundo - @prlucasoficial

kaka

Vocês não só lutaram por um troféu, vocês lutam por uma causa muito maior. Muitas de vocês lutam sabendo que não desfrutarão dos resultados, mas mesmo assim estão dispostas a guerrear. São exemplos e inspiração para muitas outras que precisam ser tratadas e amadas da forma que todos nós gostaríamos de ser tratados e amados!!! Parabéns @selecaofemininadefutebol . 📸 @cbf_futebol

kaka

Shooting day ⚽️🎮

kaka

Compartilhamos momentos, experiências, viagens, comida 😡😂 aprendemos juntos e somos aperfeiçoados em amor. Eu sou da minha amada e ela é minha. Te amo @icaroldias ❤️

kaka

Esse bebê mais lindo hoje completa 11 anos! Mudou a minha vida, mudou minhas prioridades, redefiniu a palavra sucesso e me ensinou o que é o amor incondicional. Filho que Deus te abençoe todos os seus dias, te guarde e guie todos os seus passos! Parabéns! Feliz aniversário! Te amo ❤️

kaka

No matter where you are, it is always time to play 🎮 Thanks @indigaming

kaka

Hoje é a abertura da @fifawomensworldcup ⚽️ Divirtam-se meninas, domingo tem a estreia do nosso 🇧🇷 #DareToShine

TheFatJewish

FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride

kaka

Champions with Champions 🇧🇷 🇮🇹 🇵🇹 🏆🏆🏆! Congratulations @liverpoolfc 👏🏼👏🏼 #UCLFinal

kaka

12 anos!! #otd #tbt

kaka

Dia Internacional do Museu!!! Hoje foi dia de compartilhar com meus amados um dos capítulos mais importante da minha vida, Seleção Brasileira!!! Contar pra eles grandes histórias, vitórias, derrotas, desafios, conquistas e poder ilustrar tudo isso me fez viver um dos dias mais especiais da minha vida. Não deixe de contar aos seus amados sobre sua história e não deixe de se envolver com a deles. Compartilhe medos e fracassos, conte suas vitórias e conquistas. Ah e aquela última ali da ponta também é minha 😜 #épenta

THEFATJEWISH

YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.

THEFATJEWISH

MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS

kaka

Ela nos ensinou a suportar tudo em amor😂!! Te amamos @simoneleite ❤️❤️❤️ Feliz dia das mães!!!

kaka

São quatro times da Inglaterra nas finais das duas maiores competições de clubes da Europa. Queria saber a opinião de vocês. É sorte? Tão colhendo o que plantaram? Qual a maior virtude da Premier League? Parabéns aos finalistas 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 . . 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 There are four English teams in the finals of the two biggest club competitions in Europe. What’s your opinion. Is it luck? Are EPL reaping what they sow? What is the biggest valeu of the Premier League? . Pic @onefootball

kaka

Eu te amo futebol!! Quem curtiu os jogos dessa semana e acredita que futebol é muito além de um jogo, deixe um 👍🏼 nos comentários. I ❤️ football!! Who enjoyed this week’s matches and thinks that football is much more than just a game leave a 👍🏼 on the comments bellow.

kaka

É sempre bom uma mãozinha de quem a gente ama ❤️ pra começar a semana!!!

kaka

Família tricolor 🇾🇪 faltou o @muricyramalhoreal que estava trabalhando 💪🏼

kaka

Bom dia com muita alegria!! É assim né @simoneleite ?? Parabéns Mãe! Feliz aniversário!! 🎊🎈obrigado pela alegria contagiante, pelo apoio e suporte nos momentos difíceis, por ser coluna de oração todos os dias!! Te amo ❤️ !! Vamos comemorar que hoje é dia de festa #simplesassim

kaka

Há 8 anos eu aperto e beijo! O amor transborda. Receba o meu melhor todos os dias minha filha. Feliz aniversário 🎉🎊🎈Te amo ❤️

thefatjewish

I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)

thefatjewish

I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)

thefatjewish

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)

kaka

E a base, vem forte 🇾🇪 #VamosSãoPaulo #tbt

thefatjewish

SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.

thefatjewish

I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)

kaka

Realmente uma honra participar desse evento! #Summit1819 . . 📷 @marcelohamamoto

kaka

❤️🖤 una giornata indimenticabile!! #MilanGlorie

thefatjewish

MY WINE COMPANY @DRINKBABE IS CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING WITH THE FUCKING QUEEN, MY DEAR FRIEND/ BUSINESS GURU @EMRATA. LOOK FOR HER ON BILLBOARDS NATIONWIDE, STOMPING THROUGH CITIES LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA HAD A MUCH BETTER BUTT

thefatjewish

*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)

kaka

Derby di Milano 🇮🇹Qual’è il tuo ricordo più bello?

thefatjewish

HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE

thefatjewish

DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.

kaka

Gracias 🙏🏼 Costa Rica 🇨🇷 #PuraVida

kaka

Once again I had a great time in China!! Thank you for your love 🇨🇳

kaka

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kaka

Happy Valentine’s day ❤️

kaka

Minha terceira final!!! Cada vez uma experiência única e especial!!👊🏼 #SBLIII @patriots vs @rams 🏈 @nfl @nflbrasil

kaka

Parabéns @saopaulofc pelos 89 anos de muita história e títulos! E valeu molecada pela conquista da Copinha 🏆 #madeincotia

kaka

Não, não é o Luca ainda😂 é o momento que o @saopaulofc começou a cuidar e investir no meu desenvolvimento. Obrigado @saopaulofc 🙏🏼 minha eterna gratidão por contribuir na minha formação e desenvolvimento como atleta e como pessoa. #tbt 📷 O Estado de São Paulo

kaka

Collecting moments 🎿

thefatjewish

LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN

kaka

mãozinha pra cima quem tá ansioso pra ver esse episódio 🙌🏼 . . Art by @steart__

thefatjewish

ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE

thefatjewish

STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH

thefatjewish

SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS

thefatjewish

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? @emrata

thefatjewish

SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING

thefatjewish

I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG

thefatjewish

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)

thefatjewish

So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.

thefatjewish

“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)

thefatjewish

“White people love snitching so much, they invented yelp” - @desusnice

thefatjewish

HOLY FUCK THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN ( @pizzaslime)

thefatjewish

THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN

THEFATJEWISH

Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.

thefatjewish

I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

thefatjewish

Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)

thefatjewish

One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.

thefatjewish

The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.

thefatjewish

I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?

thefatjewish

Never fucking forget. #9/11

thefatjewish

Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge

thefatjewish

I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!

thefatjewish

ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.

thefatjewish

Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP

thefatjewish

2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

thefatjewish

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD

thefatjewish

Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!

thefatjewish

I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE

thefatjewish

People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)

thefatjewish

Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.

thefatjewish

Asians are soooooo future.

thefatjewish

TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER

thefatjewish

It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.

thefatjewish

I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)

thefatjewish

And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)

thefatjewish

I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.