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diddy

We expanded my school @CapitalPrepHarlem to meet the overwhelming demand! We’ve got limited seats available for grades 6-10 right now! ⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Each year we have over 1000 applications because we have a track record of sending 100% of C-PREP graduates to four-year colleges. Now we want you to be a part of that collective mission.⁣⁣ ⁣⁣ Enroll today at CAPITALPREPHARLEM.ORG!!! HARLEM STAND UP!!! ✊🏿🖤

thefatjewish

I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.

DIDDY

BEAUTIFUL BODY OF WORK MY BROTHER #portofmiami2 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 @richforever ON REPEAT 🖤✊🏿

DIDDY

#RevoltSummit coming to ATLANTA SEPTEMBER 12 -14 LETS GO! Tix on sale now at RevoltSummit.com !!!! @revolttv (link in bio) @theerealburnell

DIDDY

LONER 🖤

diddy

🙏🏿🖤

diddy

When did you fall in love with hip hop? 🔁 @revolttv #HappyBirthdayHipHop

diddy

#ad 🔵 Unlike most vodkas, which are made from grain, @Ciroc Ultra-Premium Vodka is gluten-free and made from fine French grapes. Raise a glass to the SMOOTHEST vodka in the world!!!!

diddy

#portofmiami2 @richforever 🙏🏿

diddy

Every year at my schools we celebrate our staff like first round draft picks. On Monday, we welcomed our new Principal Richardson to the podium along with 42 other staff members, celebrating them like we were signing the most sought after athletes in the world. Because… they are that important. Make way, we’re coming for the chip. #WeAreCapitalPrep @CapitalPrepHarlem @CapitalPrepHarborSchool @drsteveperry

diddy

diddy

BLACK MAN IN ITALY 🖤✊🏿

zidane

Good Time !💚❤️

zidane

Training Time 💪💚.

DIDDY

@combscartel 🖤

zidane

🎮⚽ @easportsfifa Ultimate Edition ICON. #FIFA20

diddy

Combs Family Vacation!!!! @quincy @princejdc @the_combs_twins @kingcombs @myfancychance

diddy

I did this the other day and I can’t lie I was proud of myself. They’re not worth the ENERGY. ❤️ stay in the frequency. It’s a powerful thing if you can baby. 🖤 have a beautiful day❤️

diddy

This app @Quincy created is dope, everyone download @fresh.crop!!!!!

DIDDY

Let’s go!

DIDDY

#LEVELS 🖤✊🏿

diddy

A message from LOVE 🖤 #purefacts

diddy

Happy Birthday Chance!!! I love you forever and ever and ever and ever!!❤️

Zidane

Mon Grand Frère Farid ❤doit être fier 🇩🇿 !Félicitations à l’équipe d’Algérie, La victoire de tout un peuple ... One, Two, Three, Viva l’Algérie ⭐⭐ Je vais continuer à faire briller son étoile ⭐ tous les jours de ma vie...

thefatjewish

2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.

Zidane

Mon Grand frère de cœur Farid. Tu m’as toujours montré le chemin. Tu étais Juste Généreux Courageux , Tu aimais tant les autres et les autres t’aimaient tant ! Je suis tellement fier de toi. À jamais dans mon cœur. ❤❤❤❤❤

diddy

MOOD

diddy

Sending you nothing but LOVE and POSITIVE VIBES on this beautiful Sunday morning. 🖤

diddy

Combs Family Vacation!!!! 🖤🐎 @combscartel

DIDDY

Everyone wish THE QUEEN @lilkimthequeenbee a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! LOVE YOU

Diddy

Stand in support and request Rocky’s release from Swedish officials! Sign the petition and join the movement at change.org/JusticeForRocky - EVERYONE REPOST THIS NOW!!!!!!

Diddy

Combs Family Vacation!!

Zidane

Family Holidays ❤️

zidane

🍃🌳💦🏔🏃🏽‍♂️

zidane

Un beau week-end de ⚽ au @z5aix ! 😁

Zidane

Tea Time. Where are you @davidbeckham ? 😂

Zidane

Cuidando de la naturaleza. 👍🏻👍🏻

Zidane

Bilbao 👌🏻❤️

DIDDY

Congratulations @Cassie and Alex. I wish you all nothing but love and happiness. God bless ❤️❤️❤️ L O V E

Zidane

🙌🏀 Legend !!! @_tonyparker09

DIDDY

Congratulations boys on the big win!!! Great way to close out the year! Let’s gooo! 💪🏿🏆 @capitalprepharlem #WeAreCapitalPrep #cprepsports

DIDDY

✌🏿

DIDDY

Sounds about right 😎🖤 LOVE YOU @diddy ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤😎😎✌🏿😘

DIDDY

Congratulations @the_combs_twins!!!!! ❤️❤️ We are all so proud of you!!!! @combscartel

DIDDY

MY BABIES ARE GRADUATING!!!!! Man shit is real! I FEEL SO GOOD. SO HAPPY. SO PROUD. 🖤 @ladykp

Diddy

Happy Birthday King @Quincy!!! I’m extremely blessed to have you in my life. Love you son 🖤🖤

Zidane

Là où tout a commencé... 😊⚽

DIDDY

So proud of my brother 🖤 JAY Z LOVE ✊🏿

TheFatJewish

FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride

diddy

Happy Sunday @combscartel @the_combs_twins @myfancychance

zidane

CrystalFoot au profit d'ELA pour faire grandir l'espoir d'un traitement contre les leucodystrophies. @elaofficielle

diddy

Words can’t explain ... #BlackLove @CombsCartel 🖤🖤🖤

zidane

Nice ⚽ @davidbeckham 😀

diddy

@combscartel BLACK LOVE 🖤

Diddy

❤️

diddy

MIAMI I’m coming to town!!!!

diddy

Please 🖤

DIDDY

I need EVERYONE to wish my sister @naomi a happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DIDDY

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG POPPA!! Love you always and FOREVER! #BadBoy4Life

DIDDY

#takedat

DIDDY

Tonight is that Scorpio SUPER MOON #takedat I wish you all LOVE 🖤

zidane

Joyeux anniversaire mon Théo 🎉❤️ 17 ans!!! @theo_zf10

DIDDY

To whom it may concern its GAME TIME!!!! Let’s bang! ! @ladykp @notorious_big_ BANG BANG BANG It’s coming!!!!!!mothafuckas!!!!! Foh

DIDDY

MOOD @nipseyhussle 🖤💙🏁

THEFATJEWISH

YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.

DIDDY

Shit crazy

THEFATJEWISH

MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS

DIDDY

My brother @djkhaled is one of the only people I’d come off the grid for. #FatherOfAsahd May 17th!!! Two days and counting. Let’s go!

zidane

Joyeux anniversaire mon fils 21ans ❤️🎉🎁. @luca

diddy

🖤

diddy

I FUCKIN MISS YOU SO MUCH. Happy mother’s DAY 🖤 @ladykp

thefatjewish

I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)

Zidane

⚽️ @OTRO #OurOtherClub

thefatjewish

I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)

thefatjewish

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)

thefatjewish

SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.

thefatjewish

I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)

Zidane

Joyeux Anniversaire mon Enzinio 🥰❤️

Zidane

Granada, Day Off Alhambra ☀️☀️

thefatjewish

MY WINE COMPANY @DRINKBABE IS CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING WITH THE FUCKING QUEEN, MY DEAR FRIEND/ BUSINESS GURU @EMRATA. LOOK FOR HER ON BILLBOARDS NATIONWIDE, STOMPING THROUGH CITIES LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA HAD A MUCH BETTER BUTT

thefatjewish

*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)

Zidane

Joyeux anniversaire mon ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Zidane

thefatjewish

HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE

thefatjewish

DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.

Zidane

Predator @davidbeckham👌🏻🔝 @adidasfootball

Zidane

@z5aix

zidane

Sweet home 🔥.

zidane

Ce soir, je regarde Nantes en ayant une pensée pour la famille d’Emiliano et le club. Toujours en espérant un miracle. 🙏🏻 #PrayForSala @fcnantes

thefatjewish

LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN

thefatjewish

ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE

thefatjewish

STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH

thefatjewish

SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS

zidane

Meilleurs vœux à tous 🎆❤️ #workout

thefatjewish

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? @emrata

zidane

Vacances en famille❤️.

thefatjewish

SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING

zidane

Louvre Abu Dhabi Amazing visit 👌

thefatjewish

I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG

zidane

2️⃣1️⃣

zidane

zidane

Enhorabuena Luka 👏👏👏👌

zidane

The Great Wall of China !!!

zidane

@otro ...⏳ #OTROisComing https://otro.co/IGZZ (link in bio)

thefatjewish

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)

thefatjewish

So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.

zidane

Shanghai 🚊 Hangzhou

thefatjewish

“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)

Zidane

Con los amigos de Adidas Gran Via Madrid !!👌

thefatjewish

“White people love snitching so much, they invented yelp” - @desusnice

thefatjewish

HOLY FUCK THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN ( @pizzaslime)

thefatjewish

THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN

zidane

Belle visite 👌🏻 « Musée des Arts Décoratifs MAD Paris »

zidane

😊🎥🎬 @elaofficielle

THEFATJEWISH

Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.

zidane

Session matinale !!!💪👍

zidane

London 😁😁☀️

zidane

London❤️📞😁😁

zidane

London ❤️

thefatjewish

I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

thefatjewish

Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)

zidane

Toujours le Topppp de retrouver les Copains en pensant à nos familles ELA. @elaofficielle

zidane

thefatjewish

One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.

thefatjewish

The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.

thefatjewish

I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?

thefatjewish

Never fucking forget. #9/11

Zidane

Toute mon admiration pour tous ces experts qui consacrent leur temps à la recherche et sauvent de nombreuses vies.

thefatjewish

Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge

thefatjewish

I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!

thefatjewish

ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.

thefatjewish

Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP

thefatjewish

2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

zidane

En famille dans un endroit Magnifique !!!!!

thefatjewish

SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD

thefatjewish

Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!

thefatjewish

I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE

thefatjewish

People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)

Zidane

Champions du monde !!! Tout le pays est fier de cette équipe et de cette nouvelle génération de joueurs. Ce sont des moments exceptionnels et inoubliables que de voir la France entière fêter cette victoire. The beautiful game !!! Félicitations @equipedefrance

Zidane

👏🏻👏🏻 @equipedefrance !!! ⭐⭐🇫🇷🏆

thefatjewish

Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.

thefatjewish

Asians are soooooo future.

Zidane

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻🇫🇷

thefatjewish

TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER

Zidane

Reinvented from 1998, the #Predator Accelerator is back! @davidbeckham @adidasfootball #HereToCreate

thefatjewish

It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.

thefatjewish

I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)

thefatjewish

And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)

thefatjewish

I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.