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How many days is too many to go without washing your hair? Asking for a friend 😬 . 📸 by @jessicajckphoto

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Our summer nights look mostly like this 🤗 Tag someone you’d love to take here ❤️ . Cabin by @jacobwitzling & @saraunderwood . #pnw #pnwonderland #cabinlife #cabin #camping #getoutside #beautifuldestinations #wildernessculture #DIY #tinyhouse

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Swimsuit from @fashionnova. I love living right next the coast. But it’s not just that, also in a temperate rainforest...backed up to the Olympic mountains. Let’s just say, I’m never bored here ❤️ . Suit called “Swim Good One Piece Swimsuit” #novababe

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Roads? Where we’re going we don’t need...roads. That’s why we made sure our traveling home was a 4x4 💪🏼 . Truck cabin by @jacobwitzling & @saraunderwood . #vanlife #homeiswhereyouparkit #cabin #tinyhousenation #tinyhouse #ford #truckcamper #diy #vacationgoals

thefatjewish

I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.

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I love our living roof ❤️ Outfit from @revolve #revolveme

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@fashionnova lingerie. STATUS UPDATE from my previous post: same mood, just no pants + hungry now too 😜🥄 . #novababe

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Mood today. Probably tomorrow too 😜 . Cabin by @jacobwitzling & @saraunderwood . #cabin #cabinlife #tinyhouse #tinyhousenation #DIY

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Climbin mountains wearing @fashionnova 🏔💪🏼 . Sport bra “what’s your net worth sports bra” Legging “what’s your net worth active legging” . #novababe #exploremore #ootd #fitnessmotivation

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Good morning from my home to yours ❤️ . Cabin by @jacobwitzling & @saraunderwood . #cabin #cabinlife #tinyhousenation #tinyhouse #glamping #diy #beautifuldestinations #pnw

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Gulp . 📸 by @stevebitanga

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I LOVE horses. I’ve had them throughout my life. I'm against carriages, racing, rodeos or forcing a horse to compete. BTW in my past I’ve been a willing participant in all of those, but that’s the great thing about time, if you use it right...you grow. I still love riding (without a saddle, they don’t seem to like them, I know I wouldn’t), you can really bond with a horse through this. I believe it’s good for their health, it keeps them fit, just like when walking a dog. I’m sure there are plenty of people who feel we shouldn’t ride them at all. So to my animal lovers, what are your thoughts on this topic? @peta, I’m super curious to hear your stance on individuals riding horses, because I love and respect you guys so much ❤️ . 📸 by @everchanginghorizon

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Cheesin 😬 @fashionnova . #novababe #ootd #waterfall #neverstopexploring

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It’s pretty cool waking up in a home we built together ❤️ It only took us 6 weeks! (swipe 🤗) We’ll be starting another soon! . #cabin #cabinlife #tinyhousenation #tinyhousenation #couplegoals

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Biking in my bikini by the beach. (Say that three times fast 😜) . 📸 by @partylikejzl 👙 from @andi_bagus

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Exploring in pink @fashionnova 💕 SWIPE 🤗 . #novababe #ootd #exploremore

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This little mossy diamond home we built is perfect. It’s only 90 sq feet, but we’ve got all we need 🤗🔥 . Cabin by @jacobwitzling & @saraunderwood . #cabin #cabinlife #tinyhousenation #tinyhouse #pnw #glamping #beautifuldestinations

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Gorgeous romper from @fashionnova. Being a tourist in my new home state. I’ve learned its a lot like my other home, Oregon, just a little more north 😁 . #novababe #ootd

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Not all CBD products are created equal! That’s why @veritasfarmsofficial I’m so happy I found you! They are a full spectrum hemp oil company, not CBD isolate like most. In short, their products contain CBD and MANY other beneficial cannabinoids which work with our endocannabinoid system to create homeostasis in the body. Having more than one cannabinoid present in the formula allows for a synergistic impact called the “entourage effect”, where all the cannabinoids work together to stabilize your endocannabinoid system 💆🏼‍♀️ Basically meaning... you’re gonna feel frickin’ AMAZING 😜 If you want to give them a try use my code SARA15 for 15% off @veritasfarmsofficial . The products I use, and is also what’s pictured...body lotion, capsules, lip balm, and a tincture - all are full spectrum hemp oil! . #sponsoredpost

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SWIPE for just a peek of a few hot springs we enjoyed while driving the entire way around Iceland and living out of a van. I’m curious, which one do you want to soak in the most? 1, 2, 3, or 4? 🙇🏼‍♀️ . 📸’s by @stevebitanga . #iceland #beautifuldestinations #artofvisuals #neverstopexploring #adventuretime #hotsprings

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Showering amongst the birds and the tress. It doesn’t get much more peaceful than this. Our little diamond cabin has it all now 💫 . Cabin by @jacobwitzling & @saraunderwood . #cabinlife #cabin #tinyhouse #tinyhousenation #DIY #outdoorshower #glamping #pnw #vacation #washington

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Sending ya’ll 💋😘 wearing @fashionnova under this waterfall. I’ll post a video next from this place, let’s just say a photo doesn’t always tell the whole story 😳 . Bikini name “Ocean Tides 2 Piece Bikini Set” . #novababe #swimwear #ootd #fashion #waterfall #vacationstyle #pnw

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2 of the 3 wacky cabins I made with my babe @jacobwitzling. We are so excited to start the next project, which will be begin soon! 🔨🤗 . #cabin #cabinlife #tinyhouse #tinyhousenation #homeiswhereyouparkit #vanlife #beautifuldestinations #neverstopexploring #diy #camperlife #pnw #pnwonderland

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Even if I lived on a deserted island with 20 shipwrecked people, I’d probably still live on the other side 😬. I like my space ✋🏼🤷🏼‍♀️ anyone else this way? . 📸 by @jacobwitzling . #getoutside #pnwonderland #pnwonderland #wildernessculture #neverstopexploring #bikini #beautifuldestinations

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Mowgli and the BARE necessities 😜 ...get it? 😬🙈 . 📸 by @jacobwitzling

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Blending with the flowers in @fashionnova 🌸 can you even see me, I feel like I’m pretty camouflaged? 🤪🧐 . #novababe #ootd #fashion #flowers #getoutside #beautifuldestinations

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Thank goodness I was patient. I was waiting for you @jacobwitzling ❤️ . 📸 by @justindkauffman . #cabin #cabinlife #homeiswhereyouparkit #vanlife #couplesgoals #getoutside #tinyhouse

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My outfit is from @fashionnova ❤️ Walking amongst my ancestors in this ancient grove (~swipe~) . Outfit called “True Icon Skirt Set” . #novababe #ootd #fashion #pnw #pnwonderland #getoutside #treehugger

thefatjewish

2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.

saraunderwood

It’s the perfect cabin to do anything besides something ✨ . Cabin by @jacobwitzling & @saraunderwood . #cabin #cabinlife #tinyhouse #tinyhousenation #pnw #pnwonderland #beautifuldestinations #vacationmode #luxuryvacations #diy

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Gorgeous dress from @fashionnova 👗 Yes, the water was really this blue. It’s only a little planet, but how beautiful it is 🌎💙 . Dress name “Jonnie cutout midi dress” . #novababe #ootd #wildernessculture #getoutside #beautifuldestinations #fashion

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What an amazing experience floating around the sky, and dropping down to earth wherever our hearts desired! Thank you @bradleyfriesen and @mrbentley_thedog for a time I’ll never forget! 📸 by @jacobwitzling . #canada #vancouverbc #pnw #helicopters #getoutside #neverstopexploring #pnwwonderland

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Swimsuit from @fashionnova 👙 I made a new cabin, like it 😜? . #novababe #ootd #bikini #swimwear

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Thanks to @revolve for sending me this cute outfit! Tagged the brands if you love too 😘 Cabin by @jacobwitzling

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Got dressed up in @fashionnova and had a date night yesterday. When you live in the woods you gotta get creative and make your own five star restaurant 😉. Getting a spot with a view is the easy part. . Dress name “cut me in one shoulder mini dress” #novababe #ootd #beautifuldestinations

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@fashionnova lingerie to celebrate 🎉 (swipe to see the back) the first morning in the new kitchen of the diamond cabin! Yay! We decided along with the outdoor shower it needed a cooking space! This cabin has it all now!! I’ll share more detailed vids and pics in a bit! 😘 . #novababe

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Can you tell how happy this new outdoor shower makes me?!?! 🌲😁🚿 It only took us 2 1/2 days to make from scratch! . Cabin by @jacobwitzling & @saraunderwood 👙 from @andi_bagus . #cabin #cabinlife #outdoorshower #vacationgoals #pnw #wildernessculture #tinyhouse #glamping #diy

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Sending you love from @pnwcabinland 💕 We are champing at the bit to start the next build (and share it with you) 🤗 . . #pnwonderland #pnw #couplegoals #getoutside #beautifuldestinations #rainforest #cabin

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Girl power 💪🏼💥 . w/ @kelsealoha & @jess.wandering 📸 by @everchanginghorizon . #getoutside #neverstopexploring #wildernessculture #earth #beautifuldestinations

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Happiness isn’t what you find at the end of the road. It’s right here. Right now ✨ . 📸 by @jacobwitzling . #homeiswhereyouparkit #tinyhouse #cabin #roadtrip #oregon #pnwonderland #vanlife #vanlifediaries

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Chilling here for the weekend 💗. Do you like my top? It’s from @yoinscollection you can use code SALE20 for 20% off everything in the store 🎉🤗 . Top “ multi stripe deep v long sleeves crop top” . #ootd #fashion #cabin #cabinlife #tinyhouse

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Top and shorts from @fashionnova ✌🏼 I should have brought sunglasses to this canyon it was soooooo bright! I’m glad we took some pictures so I could see what it truly looked like after 😎💙 . Top “Elsy tie die tube top” Shorts “Uncomplicated seemless shorts” . #novababe #ootd #fashion #fashionblogger #summeroutfit

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Happy Independence Day America. I’ll be celebrating by enjoying your beauty, crushing some beers, and roasting vegan hot dogs 😊🇺🇸 . Truck cabin by @jacobwitzling & @saraunderwood . #tinyhouse #tinyhousenation #fourthofjuly #cabin #wildernessculture #pnwonderland #pnw

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New line collab between @fashionnova & Cardi B is pure 🔥 . #novababe #ootd #fauxleather

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Strollin’ with my boo thang 👫 📸 by the lovely @charlottelittlewolf ❤️

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Swimsuit from @fashionnova! Since I’ve had many requests for the names of the pieces I wear, I’ll start listing them at the end of my captions so you can find them online. This is called “Tied Down Swimsuit” 😘 . #novababe #ootd #getoutside #wildernessculture #pnwonderland #beautifuldestinations

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Obsessed with this jumpsuit from @yoinscollection (it’s only $11.95 right now 😱) use my code SALE20 for an additional 20% off 😘😘 . #sponsored

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Even though pride month is almost over I’m sending the LGBTQ community love as an ally 365 days a year. Pride month is necessary because as a group, the LGBTQ community has been persecuted for centuries. Whether being threatened with murder, imprisonment, shame or disownment, the struggle is global and continues to this day. In the United States people in the community continue to be denied basic human rights and treated like second class citizens. Anyone who thinks waving this flag is offensive has allowed their own insecurities to obscure the truth about what it means to be a human and an American. Freedom, liberty and justice for ALL. Undoubtedly bigots and hate filled people will leave their disgusting comments but in doing so they will be outing themselves as the prejudice and closed minded people they are. The times are changing so either join us on our mission of love and inclusivity or get left in the past. #pridemonth #pride #lgbtq🌈 #lgbt #loveislove #lovewins

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Most comfortable overalls @fashionnova 🔥 It’s summer time baby, time to roast some marshmallows! . #novababe #ootd #ad

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12 mile day hike to this baby 😵. Double tap to show the blisters on my feet some love 👣❤️ . 📸 by @stevebitanga

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Cute little ruffle bikini from @fashionnova 👙 I’m getting ready to shoot my 2020 calendar 📆 later this week, and the theme this year is epic!!! Can’t wait to share more details with you soon! . #novababe #sponsored #bikini #summerstyle #ootd #fashion

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Honored that he loves me ❤️ . 📸 by @stevebitanga

TheFatJewish

FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride

THEFATJEWISH

YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.

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MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS

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I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)

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I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)

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PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)

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SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.

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I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)

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MY WINE COMPANY @DRINKBABE IS CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING WITH THE FUCKING QUEEN, MY DEAR FRIEND/ BUSINESS GURU @EMRATA. LOOK FOR HER ON BILLBOARDS NATIONWIDE, STOMPING THROUGH CITIES LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA HAD A MUCH BETTER BUTT

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*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)

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HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE

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DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.

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LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN

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ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE

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STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH

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SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS

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AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? @emrata

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SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING

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I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG

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Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)

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So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.

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“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)

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“White people love snitching so much, they invented yelp” - @desusnice

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HOLY FUCK THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN ( @pizzaslime)

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THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN

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Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.

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I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

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Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)

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One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.

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The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.

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I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?

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Never fucking forget. #9/11

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Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge

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I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!

thefatjewish

ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.

thefatjewish

Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP

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2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

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SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD

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Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!

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I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE

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People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)

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Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.

thefatjewish

Asians are soooooo future.

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TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER

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It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.

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I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)

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And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)

thefatjewish

I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.