thefatjewish Caitlyn Jenner therock - instagram lists #feedolist

therock

Cheers 🥃 and thank you @usweekly for putting this kid on your cover. I’ve travelled a very long road from having $7bucks in my pocket to these pretty amazing headlines. I take nothing for granted and treat success as if it has to be earned every single day. And thanks for calling me, Hollywood’s nicest guy, BUT I give that crown to my good buddy @tomhanks - he’s much nicer and cusses much less 😊 Truth is, it’s nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice. Thanks again. DJ 🥃

thefatjewish

I sold my wine company @drinkbabe to the largest alcohol conglomerate in the world while wearing assless leather chaps to meetings and having one of the stupidest haircuts of all time. Anything is possible in 2019 you guys. No, but like seriously, fucking ANYTHING.

therock

A massive #BillionDollarProducer congrats to our President of @sevenbucksprod, @hhgarcia41 for this outstanding recognition from @variety. I’ve known Hiram since I was 18yrs old and he started off as my assistant when we first broke into Hollywood together, filming THE SCORPION KING. From that day, he’s never stopped working relentlessly hard, paying his dues to learn every facet of the business from the ground up and has helped shape the foundation, values and ethos of what’s now known as Seven Bucks Companies. He’s become a true force, outstanding company leader who’s universally respected and admired and TRULY embodies the Seven Bucks principle of always putting the audience first. Congrats H on this historic milestone. Still much work to be done - onward, brother 🥃 #BillionDollarProducer #SevenBucksProds

caitlynjenner

Nothing better then tacos in Malibu🌮☀️

therock

Bad ass surprise waiting for me in the traveling circus known as the IRON PARADISE this week. Custom @arsenal_strength bilateral leg press with my PROJECT ROCK BULL at the bottom by the handles. Big shout to my good friends - the GOAT @flex_lewis and his Arsenal Strength team for this one ☝🏾💪🏾 Slowly but surely Arsenal equipment is taking over my 50,000+ lbs of iron and ego destroyer in my gym. Thanks again gents and with much blood, sweat & respect. #hardestworkerintheroom #ironparadise

therock

Happy 18th birthday to my #1 first born daughter, SGJ 🎂🎉🎈 This pic of me holding your hand in the hospital was taken years ago when you were a child and you were knocked out 😴 from the anesthesia after surgery. Just me and you alone in the room, kid. I knew then you’d never have a recollection of this moment, but I wanted to take this image for what I felt then and what I feel now it represents. As you go out and tackle this big ol’ world with your dreams, ambitions and hard work, the love you’re able to see daily will always guide you. It’s your strength. But remember it’s ALSO the love you never see thats quietly guiding and boundlessly supporting you every step of your journey’s way. From us loved ones who are still here, to your loved ones who aren’t. That love is your MANA. Your spirit, your soul. A big tequila toast to my #1 (who does NOT drink so her father will drink for the both of us 🥃🤣) and have the happiest of birthdays, SGJ. We love you. #quietlove🖤

therock

tcb⚡️ Mahalo @GQ for the “King of custom suits” title. Thank you to my Italian assassin fashion stylist @ilariaurbinati for the inspired visions while I rock the vibe. Come a long way from turtle necks & fanny packs 😂🤦🏽‍♂️ #hobbsandshaw #china #kingofcustom #cognacblues 🥃

therock

Broke out my new tequila for a toast of gratitude and celebration w/ my partners for @hobbsandshaw being the #1 movie in world. Chris Morgan/ producer of Hobbs and Shaw and writer of Fast5, Fast6, Fast7, Fast8 and Hobbs & Shaw. @hhgarcia41/ Producer Hobbs & Shaw and President of @sevenbucksprod Brad Slater/ WME partner & my lead agent. Whether my boots are on the ground or 40,000ft in the air, my appreciation to these gents for their years of hard work for our special project is boundless. #hardestworkersintheroom #salud #hobbsandshaw 🥃 @jonbrandoncruz 📸

therock

And smokin’ still ain’t allowed in school. #HobbsAndShaw #Venice @hhgarcia41 📸

therock

Not too bad WEEK 1 of box office business. Thanks everyone around the world for having a great time and supporting our little spin-off known as @hobbsandshaw. Keep on keepin’ on ~ DJ @sevenbucksprod

caitlynjenner

Finally got my bike out for a workout - first ride of the summer!

therock

Deepening our partnerships within China. Pleasure to spend time with my new partner, Dr. Chanchai, Chairman and founder of Reignwood Group, who acquired majority stake in @vossworld in 2016. The Chairman was accompanied by VP of Reignwood Group, Mrs Please Yan and the company’s senior leadership team. As the new kid on the block who recently acquired stake in @vossworld, my temperament is with humility and eagerness to understand our needs for growth within the Chinese market, while participating in China's conversations towards sustainability for a country with close to 1.5 billion residents. Thank you, Dr Chanchai for our time together in Beijing. We look forward to the partnership and accomplishing our goals. Progress thru Humanity. #reignwoodgroup #sevenbucksenterprises #voss #china 🇨🇳

therock

tcb⚡️ Thank you, China. I’ll see you again down the road. #hobbsandshaw #august23 🇨🇳 @jonbrandoncruz 📸

caitlynjenner

Happy birthday @kyliejenner

therock

🥃💀 A #HobbsAndShaw delight when audiences go ape shit with laughs & joy when @vancityreynolds comes on screen as Hobbs’ surprise partner “Agent Locke” of the CIA - who’s known for stabbing bad guys in the chest with a brick 🧱 I’ve known this brilliant SOB for years and we jumped at the opportunity to mash up our tequila and gin chemistry to deliver some magic for the audience. Thanks RR for helping make our lil’ spin-off movie, the #1 movie in the world. Fans love it, so we’ve done our job, brother. #TequilaAndGin #ForTheMFnWin #HobbsAndLocke 🥃💀

therock

Thank you China 🇨🇳 for respectfully giving me my space without interruption to get after it, train hard and pay my daily dues. Means a lot to me when I’m on the road. #nocandyasses @jonbrandoncruz 📸

therock

Cheers 🥃 Broke out my new tequila here in China to celebrate @hobbsandshaw being the #1 movie in the world. Midday toast of Reposado gratitude! Now back to work. #beijing #hobbsandshaw #presstour @jonbrandoncruz 📸

therock

I find my church everywhere I go. #sweatequity #teamnosleep #china 🇨🇳 @jonbrandoncruz 📸

therock

Thank you China journalists for another great press conference. Very thoughtful and engaging questions about life, balance, success & how much food I actually consume in one day 🤣. Excited for you to see @hobbsandshaw AUGUST 23rd #China 🇨🇳

therock

Cheers China 🥃 🍺 Thank you for the incredible love and enjoy the biggest movie in the world, HOBBS & SHAW. See ya down the road, my friends. In theaters AUGUST 23rd. @hobbsandshaw #China 🇨🇳

therock

A lil’ pre game quiet ecstasy. Actually I’m just staring at the ground thinking about cheesecake and ice cream for my next cheat meal. #hobbsandshaw #premiere #china 🇨🇳 @jonbrandoncruz 📸

therock

Eagle 🦅 has landed - China. Always good to be back. Hittin’ the gym, then I go to work. Looking forward to a few key biz meetings, seeing the Chinese press and as always, seeing the fans. My smile indicates my caffeine just kicked in. #hobbsandshaw #beijing 🇨🇳 @hhgarcia41 📸

therock

Got a good one in before I hit the road. Blowing off that pressurized steam and takin’ care of the details. Day in and day out. Consistency is always the name of the game - many of you know the drill. Enjoy your weekend and word on the streets is there’s a great movie in the theaters called Hobbs and something or rather. 😜💪🏾

therock

Black Superman meets his kryptonite. A huge mahalo to my brother-in-arms (literally) @idriselba for his 100% commitment to his role as the one and only, Brixton aka The Black Superman. He’s enormously talented as an actor, became a great partner to me in building out our franchise and more importantly, he’s a good quality dude. Until our next dance - I’ll see you down the road, brother. Respect 🥃 HOBBS & SHAW #BlackSuperman @hhgarcia41 📸

therock

Big mahalo to the fans for loving the movie 🙏🏾❤️ A wild, bombastic, fun & entertaining ride. #audiencefirst @sevenbucksprod HOBBS & SHAW 🌎

therock

Wow. Huge thank you to the fans for making HOBBS & SHAW the highest audience score in the history of the Fast & Furious franchise. Cheers with a tequila toast of gratitude 🥃🌎 @hobbsandshaw @sevenbucksprod

caitlynjenner

Mom & Dad 1942. 2 months later he was off to Europe to fight WW2

caitlynjenner

A few days well spent with my 93 year old mom. Love her so much! ❤️💗💞

therock

✍🏽🥃✈️ #enterprise #teamnosleep

therock

Always a cool honor to grace our bodybuilding bible, @muscleandfitness. This time with my @hobbsandshaw co-star and the second sexiest man alive @idriselba. For the character of HOBBS I wanted to commit, diet & train like a beast to raise the bar in Hollywood like no other actor before. Big thanks to my strength conditioning coach @daverienzi for sharing our Hobbs strategy and giving context the readers. Big thanks to our Team Rock lenser and legendary photographer @perbernalphoto for always capturing my raw moments. #hardestworkerintheroom #raisethebar #hobbsandshaw In theaters THIS FRIDAY 💪🏾

therock

Huge and warm mahalo to all our press friends who flew into Hawaii from all over the world to come and chat with me and my ol’ raggedy truck here that helped saved the world in HOBBS & SHAW. As always with my press junkets, I try and make ‘em as fun as possible and bring ya to sweet locations where the energy and vibe is cooler than the other side of the pillow. Then you all eat like royalty and get drunk every night - so I can then just send the bill to Universal Studios 😎 Safe travels, happy you loved @hobbsandshaw and see ya down the road ~ DJ 🥃 @hhgarcia41 📸 #pressjunket #hawaii

therock

Power of culture ✊🏾 I enjoyed my one on one time with @jenyamato from @latimes. The importance of weaving one of my real cultures - my Samoan culture - into the fabric of the FAST & FURIOUS universe to help expand and elevate the brand. HOBBS & SHAW is a personal one because it’s my authentic DNA and for the first time ever in the history of big Hollywood movies - the culture of Samoa is represented. Quite proud. We put in the work. Enjoy the movie! #powerofculture #samoa #hobbsandshaw In theaters THIS THURSDAY

therock

The idea of owning water always intrigued me - partly because I drink 4 gallons a day💧😁 and want to deliver it to the world. But finding the right partner with shared values, ethics and a corporate culture I admire is what motivated me to make this deal. Excited to work with our new @vossworld team to create new and improved products (sustainable & responsible) for you and your families in the future. Onward. #LikeAVoss💧

caitlynjenner

20 years ago, when your mom and I were changing diapers, teaching you to walk, and putting you to sleep, we had no idea this was coming. So proud. @kyliejenner

caitlynjenner

End of day swim. It’s 92 in Malibu. Don’t be fooled...I’m coated in SPF

thefatjewish

2019 IS SO FUCKING WEIRD.

caitlynjenner

The most lovely weekend celebrating true love with the wedding of @gigigorgeous and @natsgetty ! Big congratulations! The party never stops with you two!

TheRock

What a crazy throwback from the 70’s. Here’s the “8th Wonder of the World” André the Giant, using my 315lb grandfather, High Chief Peter Maivia as a booster seat and making my granddad look like a little boy. They were the best of friends, wrestled nightly, tough as hell and as you can see by their smiles and open energy - they lived like to the absolute fullest. My grandfather died when I boy so I never got to know him as a man. Would’ve loved to have raised a tequila with these men. Would’ve also loved to have wrestled them too - those would’ve been fun ass kickin’s for me to take 😉 #thegiant #andthehighchief 🥃

caitlynjenner

Finally a gorgeous evening in Malibu

THEROCK

This is big & exciting. Being @netflix‘s largest commitment ever to a feature film, I want to personally thank our partners Ted Sarandos, Scott Stuber & the entire Netflix team for seeing the strong market value in @rawsonthurber’s original concept/IP franchise builder #RedNotice with myself and my partners-in-heists @gal_gadot & @vancityreynolds. In our ever changing landscape with how movies are made, distributed and consumed by audiences, the goal was to create a true global event movie watched & enjoyed by the world - in the comfort of their own homes. At @SevenBucksProd’s we don’t just want to play in the game - we want to change the way the game is played. And when that happens, the audience always WINS. We’re all excited to make this one. Shooting begins this JANUARY. Rome Germany Spain Russia France Indonesia #RedNotice🌎 #NETFLIX #AudienceFirst

therock

Happy Birthday, son. Daddy loves you and is very proud of all you’ve accomplished in this big ol’ world 😂🌎 Grateful you born @kevinhart4real! Our silly jokes aside, I’m proud to call you my brother and you’re a shining star example of what “being the hardest worker in the room” exemplifies. Welcome to the 4th level club. Now let’s get to work. Love ya. #ohana 👊🏾

therock

Good shit Sunday. As a lifelong fan of country (traditional/outlaw) music, I highly reco one of my fav artists, Sturgill Simpson. Sturgill, Cody Jinks, Tyler Childers, Stapleton, Jamey Johnson are a few of my favs who would’ve made Jennings, Merle, Paycheck, Cash, Gosdin and the Possum himself very proud to keep the tradition going. If you know, you know. Now jump in that truck and turn em up. #goodshitsunday #lowerbroad 🥃

therock

So proud of our @uswnt American bad asses. Congratulations ladies on becoming back to back World Champions 👏🏾👏🏾👊🏾 Congrats to the Netherlands 🇳🇱 for their phenomenal accomplishments as well - hold those heads up. And thank you US team for sending me a personal #7 (my favorite number) USWNT jersey! I hang it with pride. My body and head are a bit too muscle-ee so it fit me like a Kevin Hart shirt 🤦🏽‍♂️😂 Go enjoy being World Champions and enjoy your well earned cheat meals!! America is proud. Tequila 🥃🇺🇸on me. #worldchamps #uswnt #hardestworkersintheroom @carlilloyd @alexmorgan13 @tobinheath @kelleyohara @mrapinoe @cdunn19 @julieertz @lavellerose @sammymewyy @alyssanaeher @abbydahlkemper @reeba04 @alikrieger @christenpress @lindseyhoran10 @malpugh @moebrian @allie_long_ @jmac1422 @tierna_davidson @emilysonnett @ashlynharris24 @afranch23 @jillellis_uswnt

caitlynjenner

Amazing Fourth of July! Thanks @kennyg for having us! Always so much fun. 💥 🍷 🍔 God bless America!

TheRock

China 🇨🇳, I’ll see you soon. Great news coming out of the Middle Kingdom as we secured an August 23rd release date for @hobbsandshaw. Over the past decade one of my key initiatives was to invest in China’s supremely growing film market and establish real relationships with the Chinese people - by continuously traveling there, getting to know their people and culture and deliver my films to their country. Time to mobilize our teams, I have a special trip planned and hopefully, we can pull it off. See you soon China! #HobbsAndShaw @sevenbucksds

TheRock

Independence Day Devouring🦈 Lil’ Jazzy’s favorite pool game is me being a great white shark hunting her down while I say the JAWS theme song.. dun dun...dun dun...dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun... and it all ends in kisses. She also plays the game where she takes whatever I’m drinking and slowly dumps it in the pool while looking at me and laughing. She a disrupter 🤣😈 ~ I love it. Hope you all had a great and grateful 4th with your families✌🏾🥃

caitlynjenner

Goodnight from Malibu

TheRock

Very cool to see everyone’s “HOLY SHIT! The Rock is playing Danny DeVito” reactions 😱🤯😂 to our new JUMANJI trailer. For this sequel the goal was to present something fresh and innovative - and insanely FUN. I got lucky having a gem like DeVito to channel, and wait til you see my co-stars and the performances they bring. JUMANJI: The Next Level. THIS CHRISTMAS 🎅🏾🎄🎮 @sevenbucksprod

therock

These look like little sliders but I assure you they’re two beefy 8oz burgers with bacon, lettuce & tomato. Fries on the other side of the plate with ketchup and ranch dressing. A double shot chaser of my new tequila with the ability to unhinge my jaw like a boa constrictor with elasticated skin to devour all this as if it was still grazing. Enjoy your cheat meals my friends, because I’m right there with ya. #cheatmealsunday 🍔 🥃

therock

The Dangerous Gentleman. The Black Superman. The Champagne Problem. Biggest showdown the FAST & FURIOUS franchise has ever seen. HOBBS & SHAW AUGUST 2ND 🌎 @michaelmuller7📸 @entertainmentweekly cover

therock

New @projectrock @underarmour training gear alert. 🎧 👟 Link up top 👆🏾👆🏾👆🏾 #pr2s #projectrockheadphones #hardestworkersintheroom @perbernalphoto📸

Therock

Sophisticated. Pick up truck’s loaded with my brand new toys on my way to the gym. New blood orange #PR2s 👟 and new camo strap 🏋🏾. Let’s do some damage shall we? 💪🏾😈 @cardilloweightbelts @underarmour @projectrock

caitlynjenner

Map’s story, unfortunately, is one of the many of lives being negatively impacted by the @realdonaldtrump admin, for absolutely no reason. My heart was tugged to try to help him finish his college education after losing his ROTC scholarship, which he received for selflessly serving the nations military. Full story / link in bio.

Therock

“I can feel it comin’ in the air” ~ pc @hobbsandshaw AUGUST 2ND 🌎

Therock

@hobbsandshaw AUGUST 2ND 🌎

Therock

@hobbsandshaw AUGUST 2ND 🌎

Therock

The dangerous gentleman, the cup of English tea & the black Superman. @hobbsandshaw AUGUST 2ND 🌎

Therock

@hobbsandshaw AUGUST 2ND 🌎

Therock

Bring the tequila. @hobbsandshaw AUGUST 2ND 🌎 🥃

Therock

Buckle up. Thank you @EntertainmentWeekly for the cover 👊🏾 HOBBS & SHAW AUGUST 2ND WORLDWIDE 📸 @michaelmuller7

caitlynjenner

Check out some highlights @apbspeakers put together for us! I enjoy nothing more than speaking to passionate, empowered groups on the impact of authenticity in all aspects of our lives!

therock

Midnight sugar train leaves the station. Brownies, blondies, peanut butter, chocolate chip and double chocolate cookies. With a fat slice of a cheesecake chaser. Now subvert all this sugar glory with a great Ken Burns documentary on PROHIBITION and we have ourselves a helluva party. Don’t cheat yourself, treat yourself and enjoy your cheat meals my friends.

therock

Sunday cheat meal train 🚂 rolls on down the line. Two fat 8oz double cheeseburgers with bacon and fries. Double shot of my new tequila - chilled 🥶🥃👍🏾 I have a big shoot in the gym tomorrow for my next @projectrock @underarmour collection. In a crazy science, these cheat meals tonight should actually help my physique come in with a more fuller pump and vascularity for tomorrow’s shoot. Or maybe I’m just looking for more excuses to drink my tequila and eat like shit 😂🤦🏽‍♂️ Enjoy your cheatmeals my friends 🍔🥃

therock

I know how this dance goes with my lil’ Jazzy who clings to me like a spider monkey 24/7 🐒 Daddy, I’m thirsty, can I have some of your water? Of course you can baby. I pour it, she takes the water, looks at me and slowly dumps it on the towel. I look angry. She smiles. I smile. She laughs hard. I laugh harder. She laughs even harder. Repeat until there’s no more water. Then she runs off and I’m left with an empty water bottle. One of the many reasons I cherish 😂🙏🏾🖤 my off days.

caitlynjenner

Recovering from shoulder surgery. This shoulder has been through a lot!

therock

Brutal, yet phenomenal leg workout in my new 👟 @projectrock @underarmour PR2s. First ever training shoe with advanced HOVR technology. I designed these shoes for my intense workouts. Now they’re ready for yours. And now I’m ready to waddle outta the gym cuz my legs are like f*cking jello Happy Training. #PR2s #BloodOrange #UnderArmour #ProjectRock AVAILABLE THIS THURS.

caitlynjenner

To all the dads in my life- happy Father’s Day! Starting with my father, a World War Two veteran. Dad, Burt, Brandon, Kanye, Rob, Scott, and Travis - Happy Father’s Day!

caitlynjenner

Cleaning out my night stand and found this beautiful note of positivity a friend gave to me. Wanted to share it with all of you. Have a wonderful day!

caitlynjenner

Today marks a very special, fun, day of celebration for the LGBTQ community! Happy Pride LA!!! I am the luckiest person in the world to be a part of such a loving, accepting, diverse, and inclusive community. Be proud. Be authentic. Be YOU. 🌈

caitlynjenner

Happy birthday to this incredible man. Not only is he an extremely talented artist, he is an amazing husband to Kim, and father to his children. I am so blessed to have you in my life, Kanye.

caitlynjenner

Sophia and I at my fathers gravesite. An amazing patriot who fought on D-Day 75 years ago, and survived. I miss him every day and am forever grateful for his sacrifice. God bless all of our military.

TheFatJewish

FUCK YES SUCK DICKS! Shouts to all my bears, wolves, otters, rats, pandas, bulls, cubs, circuit boys, closet jocks, twinks, twunks, drag queens, soft butches, stone butches, high femmes, lipstick lesbians, celesbians, diesel dykes, power bottoms, classic tops, verse boiiiis, leather daddys and everyone else in the rainbow THESE COLORS DON’T RUN #pride

caitlynjenner

I had the privilege of speaking about mental health portrayals in film and tv alongside this intelligent group of people. A new report from @inclusionists shows the lack of representation of mental health depicted in popular media, especially in the LGBTQ community. Amazing group on the panel!

caitlynjenner

My good friend @angiemeadking had her company make me custom luggage to match my car. So sweet! Thank you @tecknomonster_ca

caitlynjenner

So proud of my friend @sugarrayleonard and all of his work with his foundation. What a fun night!

caitlynjenner

@kylieskin launch!!! Partying in the bathroom

caitlynjenner

My @kylieskin kit already found its new home in my bathroom. Congrats @kyliejenner

THEFATJEWISH

YOU’D BE ABLE TO POSTMATES IT AND HAVE IT DELIVERED WITH A PINT OF ICE CREAM, GUARANFUCKINGTEED.

THEFATJEWISH

MY MOM HAS BEEN DOING THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVELY FOR FREE FOR 40 FUCKING YEARS

caitlynjenner

The family rallied behind @brandonjenner on Saturday for his new music video. Such a fun party!

caitlynjenner

Had a great weekend racing with my son @burtonjenner for @gladiatortires ... still recovering from the 300 miles off road, through the Nevada desert.

caitlynjenner

Really enjoyed playing in the George Lopez Classic for an amazing cause!

thefatjewish

I RECENTLY MET AN INFLUENCER MOM WHO IS PROMOTING “CBD EDAMAME FOR KIDS” AND AT THAT MOMENT I TRULY WISHED I HAD ALZHEIMER’S AND WOULD FORGET EVERYTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN ( @cxcope)

caitlynjenner

Make it a great day

caitlynjenner

It has been one of the greatest joys in my life to watch you grow in so many ways. You are an amazing mom to your kids. You are an amazing business woman. And above all else a kind soul. Happy birthday @kourtneykardash PS you’re catching up to me

thefatjewish

I'm wayyyy too consistently stoned to keep all this fucking information straight, like TARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM, BROTHER AND UNCLE OF BARMARIUS LONGNATHINGHAM THE THIRD, RIGHTFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF THE SECOND KINGDOM OF DRAGONWIG, OKKKK NERDS ( @eliasswakim)

thefatjewish

PLEASE REMEMBER THAT THE PLANS YOU MAKE WHILE PEAKING ON MOLLY AT SUNRISE DURING A DIPLO SET AREN’T ACTUALLY GOING TO HAPPEN AND THAT YOU’LL PROBABLY NEVER SEE ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE EVER AGAIN. (Twitter: @hipstermermaid)

caitlynjenner

Gorgeous morning in Malibu

thefatjewish

SPOKE AT HARVARD BUSINESS SCHOOL YESTERDAY, WAS MOST LIKELY THE FIRST PERSON EVER TO WEAR REALTREE OVERALLS WITH NO SHIRT AND USE THE WORD “HANDJOB” THREE TIMES DURING A LECTURE. ME AND @anitaelberse (WHO IS AN ACTUAL LEGEND) TALKED ABOUT SOCIAL MEDIA, HOW WE BUILT @drinkbabe, AND THE TIME ME AND MADONNA PRANK CALLED BONO DURING A SLEEPOVER. AND TO ANYBODY OUT THERE WHO HAS A SICK BUSINESS IDEA, DM ME BECAUSE I WANT TO INVEST AND HELP YOU BUILD SO YOU GET RICH ENOUGH TO BUY A FALCON FOR ABSOLUTELY NO REASON. THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME @harvardhbs, MEMORIES WERE MADE.

caitlynjenner

Thanks for having me @nkoklonis for @itsshowtimegreece !

thefatjewish

I’m garbage at listening, but I’m honestly amazing at guessing a white girl’s name. I can pick a Lauren out of a lineup. I can spot a Lindsay/Lindsey from a block away. I CAN CALL AN ALLIE/ALLY/ALY/ALI BY ONLY SEEING THE BACK OF HER FUCKING HEAD. It’s truly a gift. ( @saradesdinn)

caitlynjenner

Happy Birthday to my little Sophia! It was a great night last night. So few candles 🎂

thefatjewish

MY WINE COMPANY @DRINKBABE IS CONSCIOUSLY COUPLING WITH THE FUCKING QUEEN, MY DEAR FRIEND/ BUSINESS GURU @EMRATA. LOOK FOR HER ON BILLBOARDS NATIONWIDE, STOMPING THROUGH CITIES LIKE GODZILLA IF GODZILLA HAD A MUCH BETTER BUTT

thefatjewish

*Names children Kayden, Jayden, Brayden, Ayden, Kaylen, Jadyn, Hayden, Peyton, Braedynn, Caiden, Zaidyn, Mackenzie, McKenna, Makayla, Jordynn and Kayleigh* (@versace_tamagotchi)

caitlynjenner

Great trip to Greece. Athens is a beautiful city with great people and a rich history. Thank you for a wonderful trip!

caitlynjenner

Haven’t been on one of these in a while. Behind me is the home of the modern Olympic Games in 1896. Absolutely amazing!

caitlynjenner

In Athens tonight with an amazing view

thefatjewish

HIM AND GWYNETH ON THE BOTTOM LEFT AS A LESBIAN COUPLE IN BROOKLYN WHO OWN A STORE THAT ONLY SELLS SCARVES FOR DOGS IS MY FAVE

thefatjewish

DRUNK ME RECENTLY BOUGHT SOBER ME 40 DVD COPIES OF “NATIONAL TREASURE.” I DON’T EVEN OWN A FUCKING DVD PLAYER.

caitlynjenner

So blessed - life is good

caitlynjenner

Nature is amazing! The California Poppies are back!

caitlynjenner

Oscar Sunday 2019!! Getting ready for a fun night

caitlynjenner

2 cohorts in crime...guilty as charged

caitlynjenner

Welcome to the world William Behr Jenner. Congratulations @burtonjenner and @valeriepitalo !! Love you guys

caitlynjenner

Between @clivejdavis and @iamstevent we had our Grammy weekend covered. Thank you both for the amazing work you do and the fantastic parties!

caitlynjenner

Beyond proud of my amazing daughter for all of her accomplishments, but especially proud of what an amazing mom she is to her little girl! And what a great birthday party!! Happy first birthday Stormi!

caitlynjenner

Can’t get enough of my @brandonjenner !!! Great show last night!

caitlynjenner

Contemplating life 😂 lol

caitlynjenner

Good morning! Can any of you guess where I am?

caitlynjenner

Now THAT is a #10YearChallenge Be authentic to yourself 💜

thefatjewish

LAST WEEK SOMEONE I KNOW CANCELED THEIR 15-PERSON BIRTHDAY DINNER ON THE DAY OF AND I SWEAR I FELT LIKE I HAD SHOT HEROIN

caitlynjenner

Double rainbow over the burn area 🌈 🌈

caitlynjenner

@walktovegasofficial premiere with my long time friends - the Van Patten’s! What an amazing film you must see it!

thefatjewish

ALL I FUCKING CARE ABOUT IS CARBS AND LIKE 3 PEOPLE

thefatjewish

STOP BLAMING ASTROLOGY, YOU’RE ACTUALLY JUST A HUGE BITCH

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SO MANY PEOPLE WORKING ON A “CLEAN EATING PLAN” RIGHT NOW THAT WILL LAST EXACTLY 27 DAYS

caitlynjenner

Last sunset of 2018. Last night was a quiet night at home where we reflected on all of the blessings of 2018. 2019 has so much in store and cannot wait to share it with everyone! Spread love ❤️

thefatjewish

AM I DOING THIS RIGHT? @emrata

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SOME PEOPLE ARE AT WORK SOME PEOPLE ARE IN CABO SOME PEOPLE ARE DRUNK AT WORK, IT’S SO FUCKING CONFUSING WHAT ARE WE DOING

caitlynjenner

So happy to be with family last night! Boy oh boy!!! @kimkardashian and Kanye know how to make a winter wonderland!! So good seeing everyone and celebrating such a special time of year with you all! Love you all. @kendalljenner @kyliejenner @kimkardashian @kourtneykardash @khloekardashian @krisjenner

thefatjewish

I5 FUCKING PLANE TICKETS FROM CHICAGO TO PARIS, 10 PIZZAS, HOME ALONE DAD WAS BALLLLLINGGGGGGGG

thefatjewish

Not all heroes wear capes. Some are Armenian midgets who are slightly under the weather. ( @boujeeslut)

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So many $9 iced matchas, so little fucking income.

thefatjewish

“Grandpa, I’m a social media disruption specialist for a multi vertical gender fluid dating app!” said the 26 year old girl at Thanksgiving dinner to her grandfather who lost his hand in Korea and thinks Hillary Clinton worships Satan, who nods approvingly, yet is deeply confused and upset. ( @broazay)

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“White people love snitching so much, they invented yelp” - @desusnice

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HOLY FUCK THIS CANNOT BE UNSEEN ( @pizzaslime)

thefatjewish

THIS AIRPLANE PILOT IS VERY FUCKING GOOD AT HALLOWEEN

THEFATJEWISH

Wait, am I washed up because I’m worried that he’s ruining a cast iron pan with that sponge and the soap?? I NEED TO GO GET BLACKOUT DRUNK IMMEDIATELY AND RECLAIM MY FUCKING YOUTH.

thefatjewish

I WISH I WAS IN MYKONOS WITH LINDSAY LOHAN WATCHING HER DANCE ON ECSTASY IN A SILK ROMPER, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO FUCKING ASK?

thefatjewish

Heyyyyyyy Russia, can you please stop trying to politically puppeteer us and maybe use all your teen hackers for some shit that we’d all actually be into? K THANKS BYEEEEE ( @samaranieves)

thefatjewish

One time I had unprotected sex with a white woman with dreadlocks who was a vegan, and she took a shit in my bathroom that literally smelled like a corpse filled with cabbage. Burned my eyes when I walked in there.

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The first guy to discover milk probably did a lot of other weird shit.

thefatjewish

I’m not gay, but fucking Joe Biden would be patriotic, right?

thefatjewish

Never fucking forget. #9/11

thefatjewish

Some girls want flowers. Some want ridiculously expensive sushi. SOME JUST WANT TO WANDER AROUND COSTCO SCARFING FREE SAMPLES @hinge

thefatjewish

I’m sure this comment section is going to be super fun and reasonable!

thefatjewish

ALSO, IF YOU GAVE IT SUNGLASSES I FUCKSSSSS WITH YOU. IF YOU PUT IT IN THE CENTER YOU’RE A COMPLETE AND TOTAL PSYCHO.

thefatjewish

Remember when the world was supposed to end in 2012? What happened to that? WHO FUCKED THAT UP

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2022: EVERYONE IS AN INFLUENCER (THOSE WITH UNDER 100 FOLLOWERS ARE REFERRED TO AS “NANO INFLUENCERS”), BUT NOBODY CAN CHANGE A FUCKING TIRE.

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SHOUT OUT TO EVERYONE IN TAMPA WITH A HORRENDOUS LEG TATTOO WHO DOESN’T HAVE A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEIR DAD

thefatjewish

Hey guys, just a quick reminder that Blue Ivy’s life is sooooo much fucking better than yours. Have a great night peasants!

thefatjewish

I’ve been drinking rosé since 10:30, should I start drunk dialing celebrities I have in my phone? MICHAEL B JORDAN I’M SORRY IN ADVANCE DUDE

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People my age are having children on purpose and I still haven’t unpacked from a trip I took to Ibiza in fucking March. I got a UTI on that trip. ( @thekayanova)

thefatjewish

Kylie Jenner was on the cover of Forbes Magazine today for having a net worth of 900 million dollars, which is heartbreaking. I don't want to live in a world where Kylie Jenner doesn't have a billion dollars. WE MUST RAISE 100 MILLION DOLLARS TO HELP HER GET TO A BILLION, PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD, THIS IS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT. LINK IN BIO TO DONATE.

thefatjewish

Asians are soooooo future.

thefatjewish

TAYLOR SWIFT IS THE GIRL IN SCHOOL WITH ONE SUPER LONG BRAID WHO IS DEEPLY OBSESSED WITH HORSES AND HAS HORSE STICKERS ALL OVER HER BINDER

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It’s hotter than Djimon Hansou wearing a Montcler jacket in a sauna out there, people.

thefatjewish

I don’t care if you’re a Reddit shitposting anarchist knife enthusiast who believes Hillary Clinton is a reptile, EVERYONE SHOULD BE DOING THIS ( @doughbvy)

thefatjewish

And I never encountered quicksand, which I was told would be an issue, plus nobody ever tried luring me into a van for “free candy”. I WAS A HUSKY CHILD WHAT THE FUCK PEDOS?? ( @melecevida)

thefatjewish

I PUT DESIGNER DRUGS IN MY BUTT 2 WEEKS AGO IN LAS VEGAS AND I’M STILL NOT FEELING OK. DON’T GROW UP, IT’S A TRAP.