Got high today.
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This cow just bought a pin. On the road again tomorrow. @killtonyshow Plano & Fort Worth are sold out. Still some tickets for the 4 standup shows Friday and Saturday @hyenasfw. With @gagetijerina opening and @jeremiahstandup featuring. Pins and @ryanjebelt posters for sale after the shows.
Philly. July 25.
OMAHA tonight..few tickets left.
I’m flying the plane on this stretch...we head straight into bison country. Gi-gi-duh-get tickets now.
Shout out to @cleareyes...the only eyedrops that actually work.
Had a wild week of massive @killtonyshow’s on the road. Mid-west in June.
Gooood gawd Portland. Good luck following that Vancouver.
Salt Lake City tonight is sold out. Boise has a special surprise coming. Spokane and Vancouver very close to selling out. Both Seattle shows have sold out. Big week. Anything can happen.
Kill Tony Vegas tonight. @TheComedyStore Monday w/ @domirrera. SLC Tuesday. Boise Wednesday @knitboise . Spokane @spokanecomedy Thursday. Portland @aladdintheater Friday. Vancouver @commodoreballroom Saturday. Seattle @chopsueyseattle Sunday. @TheComedyStore again on Monday. @KILLTONY @redban @jeremiahstandup @mostlysorry.
Phoenix @killtonyshow this Thursday @standuplive. Vegas Saturday. @thecomedystore tonight. This poster available on the tour drawn by the great @ryanjebelt is only 20 bucks....we sign them and take pics and shit after. And if you’re poor we sign your ticket and/or take a pic with you but we just don’t smile as big in the photo than if you bought a poster.