That’s it for me on #FreeGuy. Holy shit, I love this movie. I want to flash-fry it and inject it straight into your eyeballs. 👕
Investigation heading into year 5. Or as I call it, ‘Phase 5.’ The point is, I love conspiracy-yarn. #LeakAversary
I loved this review of Aviation Gin someone sent me after I wrote it.
First day working with Joe Keery and Utkarsh Ambudkar. My arms feel so safe, draped loosely across their powerful shoulders. @uncle_jezzy @utktheinc #FreeGuy 👕 (special cameo by Thelma the dog)
Thank you Gabriel and Will for coming to the set of Free Guy! It was hot. It was sweaty. It was like filming an entire movie inside the ass of an angry grizzly bear. But the best part of my job is hosting kids and families for @makeawishamerica foundation. Will and Gabriel lit up my life. Funny, smart and kind. I expect big things... Love you guys. 👕
Happy #BestFriendsDay to Jake Gyllenhaal! (Not pictured)
Happy #XMenDay. Since the moment I first put on the suit, it’s been the greatest gig of my life. Even “Practice Deadpool” in 2009. #NotReallyAnXMan #XPerson
I love my mom. I love her willingness to try anything. About 4 months ago she took off on this motorcycle with one of my dear friends from high school.
Ryme City lives! Thank you Tokyo for the incredible welcome. #DetectivePikachu is Pure Imagination. You’ll believe. 🇯🇵🇯🇵🇯🇵
Update: I’m tiny. #detectivepikachu #Beijing 🇨🇳🇨🇳🇨🇳
Shooting latest spot for @AviationGin in Croatia. 📷 by: @blakelively . Giant thanks to our incredible local crew: . @bunker.production @production_boutique @juricasimunkovc @bojan_drezgic @asjanovakovic @alecbryan @evcontent 🇭🇷🇭🇷🇭🇷 . . And last but never least, our friend and collaborator, @rowlandbb #MaximumEffort . Now back to #HitmansBodyguard2
“Yes, but if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”
Feels like the first day of ‘Pool.
This is from my hometown newspaper, back in the day. I think it’s smart they discontinued the “wanna know where this child lives?” section. #HolyShit
This is Bea. Take Bea home with you. She’s one of only FOUR swords I used in Deadpool 2. I‘ve signed it. If you want to help the awesome kids and families of @RMHBC and win Bea, click the link in my bio. UPDATE: We may have crashed their site. Good? I dunno... I’m torn. I’m sure it’ll come back when they add syrup, or whatever keeps the internet on in Canada. 🇨🇦
I know it seems like photoshop, but this really is the happiest moment of his life. Happy Birthday @joshbrolin 🎂
Thank you to my friends @powerplaynyc for all the work you do on behalf of young girls everywhere. I loved crashing your board meeting today. #PowerPlayNYC
F for effort.
Official truce with @thehughjackman! As a gesture of goodwill, I’m gonna make a beautiful ad for his company, Laughing Man Coffee. Can’t wait!
Got my eye on you Underpants Building. Thank you to the incredible people of Beijing for inviting Deadpool onto your screens. 🇨🇳 ⚔️
I don’t usually post about ex-girlfriends. But Betty’s special. Happy Birthday to the one and only, @bettymwhite 🎂
Mary Poppins Returns. Emily Blunt is a master at work. She is brilliant. She must be stopped.
New Orleans. As much as possible.
The world’s most challenging rollerblade course. Wish me luck. #TBT 🇦🇪
The movie your kids want to watch without your permission. Now with your permission. Get #OnceUponADeadpool in glorious PG-13 on Blu-ray and Digital January 15 ⚔️
Three seconds later, he told me I‘m going to Hell. True story.
These fucking assholes said it was a sweater party. 🎄
Most people don’t know, but Nickelback has 5 more Grammy nominations than I do. #RespectTheBack
I’ll never forgive David Leitch for what he did to that dog in John Wick. Once Upon A Deadpool. Dec. 12
Al Ain, United Arab Emirates... #6Underground 📷 by: #MelanieLaurent 🇦🇪
This is gonna get messy.
Thanks for everything, Stan.
A fairytale that gives zero F’s. #OnceUponADeadpool #AsYouWish
Courtesy of Mr. @manu_rulfo #6underground 🇮🇹 🇨🇦 🇲🇽
What a birthday! I just smoked a huge bowl of early voting. #JustVoted @whenweallvote
Happy Birthday to me. Or as Dad used to affectionately say, “the condom broke.”