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You guys gonna finish that? . . #fritobandito #vashonβ€οΈπŸ’›πŸ’™ πŸ“·: @sararlawson

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Geese Louise ❀️

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The Panic of 1819, my granola expired.

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Russell Crowe and Christian Bale star in: "2 Hours In Make-Up Chair Should Equal An Oscar/Emmy, Right?" . . #FatEvilWhiteGuys #prostheticawardgrab #sweatingprofusely

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Matchernobyl . . #jaredharris #charlesnelsonreilly #matchgame #chernobyl

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I don't have diarrhea, YOU have diarrhea!! . . [i have diarrhea.] 🎈

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In search of my palace. . . #lareina πŸ‘‘ . . πŸ“·: @jimmybegoode

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We knew Lot's wife was turned into a pilar of salt, we just didn't know how fucking happy she was about it. . . #saltybitches #muchadoaboutedith

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Ladies and gentlemen, Miz @celia_booze , a baby and a best friend. . . #miamipride β€οΈπŸ’œπŸ’›πŸ’š

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Save the date! β€οΈπŸ’πŸ’₯ . . #peacockblocked

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M-m-m-my mimosa. . . #challahatme #mymiamimimosa

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Fuck it. Go on and clean your glasses with Zig Zag rolling papers. . . #miamimargarita 🍸

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Late night rendezvous with the Miami moon. πŸŒ• . . #reyesfilter πŸ’œ

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No one loves free shit more than my old man. Thank you @postmates and @maiseltv for feeding a hungry Papa. . . #mrsmaisel #blackandehitecookiesrule

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I ❀️ Cuban . . #cigars and #food

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Caught a glimpse of @quicksteph lunching with all her friends. . . #sadfork #quickquinoa #miami🌴

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Crabby bitch gotta eat.

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For your consideration: the tiniest pooper. (Swipe. Front to back, ladies.) . . #foryourconsideration #mrsmaisel #fyc #theplunge πŸ’©

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I just want to stop the clock. . . β°πŸ’” #bcn photo by: @sarahbitts

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"And I will break your other fucking leg if we miss this plane!" . . #JFK #lameducks #fakeinjuriesforearlyboarding?

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I want to be honest with my Instagram followers. Yes, I look amazing. But the truth is that this new look was achieved by a 6-week program of detox tea, sugarfree gum, and 16-hours of hot box yoga a day. . . Swipe to see my hot sexy lady parts ➑️ . . #boneable #boner

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Missing my kids today. Also missing these "Bloody Stool" cookies. πŸͺπŸͺπŸͺ

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Amstergangbang . . #BCN❀️ Basking in the #appleglow

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I smell a rat. And he better have some euros. πŸ€

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I can't stop looking at his nose. It's like an olive with two holes. Or a tiny bowling ball with two holes. 🎳 . . I think he knows I'm talking about his nose. His nose knows.

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Just what Gaudí had in mind. 🍌🍌🍌🍌

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My son is obsessed with bees. He is very worried about their future and the future of the human race. Amy Anselmo @beelovedesignstudio made this amazing gold bee necklace for my little 🐝. . . He ❀️'s it! Thank you.

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Like watching a Chihuahua sniff a Great Dane's ass. @loladre #mrsmaisel #tbt

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The surface of Mercury?

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Every girl's dream. To have her face remind the world of a stool tool at malls across America. πŸ’©πŸš½πŸŽˆπŸ‘ŠπŸ» #theplunge #mrsmaisel #stooltool

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And then ride on this scooter the next morning. #ouch

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Good morning. I'm gonna soil this chair and eat this fry. What're you gonna do about it? . . #LetThemEatFries @hollywoodreporter πŸ‘‘πŸŸπŸ‘ŠπŸ» . . Make up by: @desiraecherman Hair extraordinaire: @valeriejacksonhair Photo by a kick-ass firestorm of a female who managed to make me feel somewhat comfortable doing this: @alexandragavillet πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•

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Kinda looks like the Easter bunny had diarrhea. . . Such a cool group of gals. . . What I remember most from that day was meeting Phoebe Waller-Bridge. I just stared at her across the table. #fangirl #creepy @hollywoodreporter @bbcfleabag

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Dear Diary, My 12th birthday was awesome! Woulda been even better if I had any friends to invite. But it's okay because I know one day I'm gonna blossom into a beautiful, delicate flower with tons of friends and I'll wear a bejeweled crown and wield a scepter that tells the world "Hey, world! Get a load a me! I'm somebody!" #mrsmaisel #taketheplunge

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Go see @booksmart you lazy buncha bitches!! . . Went with Amy Sherman-Palladino and we laughed our tits off. Kudos to @oliviawilde and the entire cast! πŸ’•

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Take me.

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Last night I laid down with dogs. . And I'd do it again.

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A special thank you to all who ventured out last weekend to see something and eat something and drink something. Without our friends we are truly alone. #amstergang πŸ’• @ukelelalabcn @ericmills1

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Cute idea, but I'd venture to guess that 90% of our audience doesn't know what a telephone cord is. #mrsmaisel #oldschool #48thandbroadway #nyc

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A night I will not soon forget. . . Our first performance as Alex & The Amstergang @unionhallny . . Thank you to everyone who attended ❀️ #recuerdo

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Come see us live tonight!! @unionhallny doors at 9:30; show at 10pm . . A night of music and comedy with Me & The Amstergang. πŸ’•

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Smidge πŸ’• . . #mrsmaisel #susie+midge=smidge

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Gross

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I'm trying.

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Hey, assholes! This book ain't gonna read itself. . . It's here, it's here!! The new #familyguybook is out today!! Go to your local bookstore and pick one up. Or order it online. . . Bring it to my live show this Saturday, 5/18/19 @unionhallny and I will happily sign it! . . #familyguy #loisgriffin #bathroomreading #pottyhumor @familyguyfox

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I am officially unfuckable, folks.πŸŽ‰ . . #mrsmaisel

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Happy Mother's Night πŸ’• . . Barcelona street art by @ivesone . . #familyguy #tagged #loisgriffin #mothersnight #lanochedelasmadres

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Without you I'm just a sperm in a wrinkled sack. . . Nagyon szeretlek, AnyukΓ‘m πŸ’• #HappyMothersDay

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Come and see my big-ass-filthy hair!! I'll be performing live @unionhallny on 5/18. It'll be a night of comedy and music with me & The Amstergang. . . Tix at @unionhallny 5/18 Doors 9:30 Show 10pm

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The little purple parts are few and far between. We're lucky when we find them.